Hong Kong Club Reports

[Nothing24]

I'm in Hong Kong right now. The A team is in the house tonight folks.

[BrotherMouzone]

Thinking of heading to HK sometime next week or two. Got a few questions for the bros:

1. Once you cross over to San Ysidro, is any taxi right after you cross 'safe'? Or is it better to call an Uber?

2. Leaving the next day, same question, are the taxis outside HK club safe? Planning to leave mid-day. Do I just tell them to take me to San Ysidro border? I hear of a west and east pedestrian xing. Also, am I safe in assuming relatively short line late morning / early afternoon? Thanks in advance.

Assuming you're staying at Cascadas that night. On your return trip to the border don't take a taxi. Just take the free van HK offers back to the border and tip the driver $2-3. Even if you're not staying at Cascadas usually if you ask the staff outside they'll just give you a free ride back to the border (though again, they'll be assuming you tip a bit).

[Captain Solo]

Rawrbomb.

Cabbies can smell noobs a mile away. Some can be very nasty and may try too gouge you or other nastier shit.

Book Uber, wait a few minutes. Car is cleaner and you will be safer and pay less.

5 bros packed into an Uber from HK to 260 Korean bbq one afternoon. It was hilarious.

Only PedEast is open. Book Uber for PedEast. Weekday after 9 line would be short.

[Rawrbomb]

The Taxis at the crossing and the ones outside of HK are perfectly safe. The guys that post up to pick up fares outside of HK have to pay HK to be there, so don't be an asshole and tip the driver. When you get in a taxi at the border tell them you're going to Hong Kong, and when you're heading home tell them to take you to whatever border crossing is available to you. You can check what the lines look like on the CBP website. https://bwt.cbp.gov/ Late night is probably best, but it's honestly a bit of a crapshoot.

- Thanks. Looks like the only available option is San Ysidro as it shows Ped West as Closed for quite a few days now. And CBX is only if you're coming in by plane. Just curious, when they ask my reason for travel, do I just say clubbing overnight? Do they sometimes ask more questions?

[ClownDays]

Thinking of heading to HK sometime next week or two. Got a few questions for the bros:

1. Once you cross over to San Ysidro, is any taxi right after you cross 'safe'? Or is it better to call an Uber?

2. Leaving the next day, same question, are the taxis outside HK club safe? Planning to leave mid-day. Do I just tell them to take me to San Ysidro border? I hear of a west and east pedestrian xing. Also, am I safe in assuming relatively short line late morning / early afternoon? Thanks in advance.

The Taxis at the crossing and the ones outside of HK are perfectly safe. The guys that post up to pick up fares outside of HK have to pay HK to be there, so don't be an asshole and tip the driver. When you get in a taxi at the border tell them you're going to Hong Kong, and when you're heading home tell them to take you to whatever border crossing is available to you. You can check what the lines look like on the CBP website. https://bwt.cbp.gov/ Late night is probably best, but it's honestly a bit of a crapshoot.

[Rawrbomb]

Thinking of heading to HK sometime next week or two. Got a few questions for the bros:

1. Once you cross over to San Ysidro, is any taxi right after you cross 'safe'? Or is it better to call an Uber?

2. Leaving the next day, same question, are the taxis outside HK club safe? Planning to leave mid-day. Do I just tell them to take me to San Ysidro border? I hear of a west and east pedestrian xing. Also, am I safe in assuming relatively short line late morning / early afternoon? Thanks in advance.

[Dogers69]

What is annoying is that HK fails to make any effort to sweep his dollars on the ground to his own area. And so I have to tipsy toe my ass around his trash when I go through the area. Next time, I'm going to walk all over piss. Then walk through the dollars on the ground and oops, too bad the wet soles of my shoes are picking up dollar bills as I stroll by. At least I didn't step on shit and walk all over his money.

When this guy arrived in HK he like literally never left. I showed up in Thanksgiving to California and would go to hk for 45 minutes 3 nights week saw him every time. I think he is addicted to it. He needs intervention. He spends so much money, in hk, I would estimate he spends what 40 guys spend per night. So HK won't stop him. Watching the other girls not in his group, try and steal some dollars, floating around the floor, and watching meseros also try and steal his dollars, and having them fall in my face, and making sure I don't touch them so I don't get booted by eyes in the sky security, its a depressing thing to see from every angle. Hk as recently as 5 years ago was this brothel strip club that poor Americans could go to and feel appreciated for their travel to the most dangerous city in the world. A dollar had value back then. This guy, and Asian countries closing down, and the usa government printing billions for covid loans for business owners, and fake business owners, caused inflation and made hk twice as expensive as 5 years ago.

[Jackie888]

I don't care about this guy, but one evening he was surrounded by 5 or 6 very well-built guys looking like his bodyguards. And they were all drinking and groping chicas at the table. If he is alone at the table, I think the bodyguards can observe him from a distance.

What is annoying is that HK fails to make any effort to sweep his dollars on the ground to his own area. And so I have to tipsy toe my ass around his trash when I go through the area. Next time, I'm going to walk all over piss. Then walk through the dollars on the ground and oops, too bad the wet soles of my shoes are picking up dollar bills as I stroll by. At least I didn't step on shit and walk all over his money.

[Captain Solo]

StRobert,

AFAIK the few guys hanging out with him one night were regulars in HK. I have never seen him with bodyguards.

A top cartel guy was sitting at the bar by himself watching the strip show, no bodyguards. He did not buy a single drink, fichas or lap dances, smoke or eat. Nobody approached him to sell anything he was just sitting there, watching the strip show intently, not moving, speaking, tipping, groping girls or scanning the club.

Throwing money around ostentatiously Fat Amernian's way does not fit the profile of legit people. If he keeps showing off and flaunting his money, he's making himself a soft target. Bros with local contacts may be able to find out what he is, but it's better and safer just to avoid him and not participate in his low-brow theatrics.

I don't care about this guy, but one evening he was surrounded by 5 or 6 very well-built guys looking like his bodyguards. And they were all drinking and groping chicas at the table. If he is alone at the table, I think the bodyguards can observe him from a distance.

I don't care about this guy, but one evening he was surrounded by 5 or 6 very well-built guys looking like his bodyguards. And they were all drinking and groping chicas at the table. If he is alone at the table, I think the bodyguards can observe him from a distance.

[Captain Solo]

Hadez,

HK was packed by 7 PM, worse later on, difficult to move around, all tables reserved for $500 min, no seats avail. I was looking for you in an orange Tshirt / pants, but it was impossible.

I sat at a table in Chavelas, drinking with the bros, waiting for a bro to get his table on the balcony. He showed up and bought a $500 don Julio 1942. Couple of us was taking shots from that bottle, the mesero too. 6 girls crowded the table, perching over the rail looking down the stage. I was afraid the whole thing might collapse.

The mesero brought over a nice, clean, very beautiful young girl, new to the biz. I thought the bro knew her her so I stayed off, but he took another skinny girl upstairs. I came back but the beautiful girl was gone.

Overall this VIP Chicas of the Year is stupid and a waste of time and money for me. It may bring in lots of locals spending $500+ per table to watch their old, fat, ugly chicas strutting on stage, but I had no interests in those old chicas so it was useless for me. There were lots of new hot young girls, so it may be worth it for some guys, if they can yank them away from staring on the stage.

HK keeps raising the stake and they are still packing the club. Enjoy it while you can but need to develop alternative contacts for hot girls.

[StRobert]

"I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. ".

Big phat Ass is like the private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket. Everybody wants to beat the shit out of him he is such a phuck up. In addition to eating his food, when he resists have a couple other bros and / or paid meseros kidney punch the phuck out of him. Or could follow him up to his room and sling pillow cases full of hard soap bars on his phat lard ass like they did Pyle LOL.

I don't care about this guy, but one evening he was surrounded by 5 or 6 very well-built guys looking like his bodyguards. And they were all drinking and groping chicas at the table. If he is alone at the table, I think the bodyguards can observe him from a distance.

[SeaBeeJoe]

[QUOTE=Jackie,

What's his point of throwing and stepping on hundreds green $ on the floor, buying bottles nobody drinks from and spreading out cheap snacks nobody eats?

He wants to attract attention for everyone to think all those items are not valuables, just trash to him, that he has a lot more.

People in the club would just avoid and ignore this retarded low life, not getting near him to give him the attention he craves with his stupid, phony, low-brow theatrics.

About the Armenian dude, I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. Seriously I am thinking of just eating some food off of his table and flirt with the chicas in his booth. / QUOTE].

Captain I agree with you, we mongers ought to just help ourselves to his booze and food, not like he has been missing any meals lately LOL!

[Captain Solo]

Jackie,

What's his point of throwing and stepping on hundreds green $ on the floor, buying bottles nobody drinks from and spreading out cheap snacks nobody eats?

He wants to attract attention for everyone to think all those items are not valuables, just trash to him, that he has a lot more.

People in the club would just avoid and ignore this retarded low life, not getting near him to give him the attention he craves with his stupid, phony, low-brow theatrics.

About the Armenian dude, I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. Seriously I am thinking of just eating some food off of his table and flirt with the chicas in his booth.

[QUOTE=Jackie888;2699221]I find that the HK Wednesday specials is kind of a waste of time. I talked to a buddy that works for HK and he said that it is meant to cure the shitty Wednesday low business problem more than anything. So bikini contests, fashion shows, beauty, Halloween parties, etc are always thrown on a Wednesday to encourage the girls to come to work on a shitty day.

[Hadez]

Went to the event Wed. Lots of people crowded around the stage. Hard to get around. Hard to see people. Could not find Capt.

I left the clubs after a few passes. Just too many people crowded in small area.

Came back right as winners were being announced. Saw an amazing looking girl just before #1 was announced. Asked her to spend time with me and realized she want to wait for winner to be anounced. Security would not allow me to wait next to her. Was able to catch up with her after winner was crowned. We went to small area open in Annex area. People were moving around but no tables available in main HK area.

Girl name is H-something. Maybe Haily. She gets beer and takes off top to show her fantastic tits off to everyone. Proceeds to give me great lap grind. Waiter tells me she wants food for $10. The way she is grinding me topless it is least I can do. I am super hard at this point. She claims it will not fit in her mouth. I find out later she is under estimating her skills. I wanted to take her to room but waited for food. She got another beer before we went to my room.

Up in room she is a freak. Kissing, pussy licking, not fully deep throat but close and some really good sexo. She humps me almost as much as I hump her. I let out 2 beers worth of sexual frustration out on her mouth and pussy. All that grinding had me all worked up. Dump a huge load into the magnum.

After her found one of my favs Candy. She not doing shows. No one was at this point. Probably saved me a lot of money. Candy and I have some taquilla. I enjoy her company. We go up to my room. She is sweet. Picks some nice music to jam to. We have our usual fun.

Had fun with a cute brunette at 5:30 am after coming back from a good experience in Chicago. Not sure if I like the lack of other things going on in the club but the amount of cute girls available after the event was pretty good.

Event itself sucked imo. I was happier in other clubs when it was going on.

[Cocr Brotheler]

"I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. ".

Big phat Ass is like the private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket. Everybody wants to beat the shit out of him he is such a phuck up. In addition to eating his food, when he resists have a couple other bros and / or paid meseros kidney punch the phuck out of him. Or could follow him up to his room and sling pillow cases full of hard soap bars on his phat lard ass like they did Pyle LOL.