Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

AeroDog,

La Zona stocks new 18 YO girls every year for 20 years I have been in Tijuana.

[AfternoonSnack]

I was patted down by security as I was going into Hong Kong yesterday and happened to have a pen (a real pen. The writing kind) in my pocket. The security guy smirked and asked what it was. I took it out and showed him it was just a regular pen. He took it apart, looked inside, then put it back together and gave it back.

He clearly thought it was a vape stick. Not sure what would have happened if it had been, but heads up.

Different club, but a chica smoked me out inside Adelita yesterday. Apparently it's fine to smoke weed inside the club as long as you're in the VIP area up the spiral stairs.

[CaliGuy33]

Green Thumb.

It's good to have a trained professional provide reliable information about this problem.

It confirms my suspicion that dead fish pussy syndrome is preventable, but putas are just lazy and don't care to keep themselves clean. They are ghetto and disgusting. This beautiful girl Adres was smiling when I complained about her terrible pussy's stink. She suggested I take a shower but she just wiped off her pussy with toilet paper and was ready to hook more guys.

Not sure if the over head shower can really clean the pussies. It may ruin the girls' hair and make up, so they are reluctant to use it. A few girls do shower. Suki always showers before and after the session. She keeps a plastic bonnet in her purse to protect her hair. Some girl just hop on top of the sink, pee in it then splash water in their crotches, damn ghetto but it works better than the shower. Hand-held wands would be very helpful but I have never seen one in any fuck hotels in Tijuana. Hotels in Japan and Taiwan have bidets or water wands for clients to wash their butt and pussies. Hotels in Panama and Malaysia have water wands instead of toilet paper. The girls would sit on the toilets and spray water in their pussies for a long time. The $5 water wand added to the toilet has been suggested for putas hotels in Tijuana for the last 20 years, but nothing happened. Putas just don't care about hygiene, so they never pushed for it.

When you can convince you OBGYN friend to do boots on the ground research about female hygiene treatments in Tijuana, I would be happy to assist him, even buy him a few Tequila shots to help him do exceptional work.

I'm heading out there this week. After the traumatizing experience I had last time, I will take your advice and call them out on it if they have a smelly V. Won't put up with BS on this trip. I will also require them to shower before and thoroughly clean their holes with soap.

[WombatEd2]

I got to get into a routine when I move there in June and budget mixing in SG, clubs and mileroticos. I am lucky I can afford to live in San Diego and keep my job. I am going to be paying quite a bit more for rent ...

Get a SENTRI card, then rent an apartment in Tijuana. That'll save you a shitload of money.

[Sperten]

Thanks for the name of the seafood restaurant. Looked it up and it look amazing.

I tried asking for BBBJ but sometime they are so reluctant to do it up stairs that it turns out to be a bad BBBJ. So now I tend to gauge how nasty they are acting downstairs. The naughty ones seems to do it automatically. One would even did a rim job. I did not kisss her but sucks for the guys that do hehe.

I was in Tijuana last night, with a wingman. After a street tour, we struck out. Hardly any decent SG, and my wingman was insisting on BBBJ. He was turned down by the very few doable SGs, despite offering extra $$. Also, it was windy and relatively cold, and the SGs were all bundled up with not much skin showing. After that tour, we decided to bail and visit HK club.

There, it was quite a different story. Many beautiful girls were on call, strutting their wares. It did not take long for my wingman to spot a pretty girl. She asked him for $150, and against my protest he decided to take her upstairs if she were to give him a BBBJ. Well, the chick upon hearing his request decided to bail out. She just got up and left without a word..

[Lefeu]

Lefeu.

The girl who would abruptly leave guys looked like Selma, a nice, clean, tall, slim girl with pretty face, beautiful and proportioned, almost perfect body. She's a nice girl but would not negotiate price, terms or services. If she does not like what you ask, she would knock down her Tequila shot, get up and walk away quickly, not saying a word...

Yeah, that was probably Selma, as this girl was tall, slim, and pretty.

[MmaufcFan]

Lefeu.

The girl who would abruptly leave guys looked like Selma, a nice, clean, tall, slim girl with pretty face, beautiful and proportioned, almost perfect body. She's a nice girl but would not negotiate price, terms or services. If she does not like what you ask, she would knock down her Tequila shot, get up and walk away quickly, not saying a word.

There, it was quite a different story. Many beautiful girls were on call, strutting their wares. It did not take long for my wingman to spot a pretty girl. She asked him for $150, and against my protest he decided to take her upstairs if she were to give him a BBBJ. Well, the chick upon hearing his request decided to bail out. She just got up and left without a word.

You should soften up the girls in the club with a couple shots of Tequila in the club, then ply them a few more in the room. Once you get to know and get along with a few girls, they can give you long, tender, loving and very engaging sessions, including BBFS, without upcharges. That works with bar girls who drink like fish, but street girls won't drink. You just have to sweet talk them into it. A couple nice, clean, pretty street girls would do BBBJ and BBFS and their pussies are not stinky.

I have been taking Spanish lessons twice a week for a year to prepare for my move in June over there. I will still need translator for conversation but I will be able to use notes and get by for negotiation purposes. Can't wait to see how much better my spanish becomes now I will be there weekly.

[Captain Solo]

Lefeu.

The girl who would abruptly leave guys looked like Selma, a nice, clean, tall, slim girl with pretty face, beautiful and proportioned, almost perfect body. She's a nice girl but would not negotiate price, terms or services. If she does not like what you ask, she would knock down her Tequila shot, get up and walk away quickly, not saying a word.

There, it was quite a different story. Many beautiful girls were on call, strutting their wares. It did not take long for my wingman to spot a pretty girl. She asked him for $150, and against my protest he decided to take her upstairs if she were to give him a BBBJ. Well, the chick upon hearing his request decided to bail out. She just got up and left without a word.

You should soften up the girls in the club with a couple shots of Tequila in the club, then ply them a few more in the room. Once you get to know and get along with a few girls, they can give you long, tender, loving and very engaging sessions, including BBFS, without upcharges. That works with bar girls who drink like fish, but street girls won't drink. You just have to sweet talk them into it. A couple nice, clean, pretty street girls would do BBBJ and BBFS and their pussies are not stinky.

[Lefeu]

...Not sure why anyone here is surprised at ALL by fishy smelling vaginas. Let's be honest. HK women are working girls and prostitutes who get fucked by dozens of men a day. They're not Victoria secret super models that are fresh and clean for you.

I was in Tijuana last night, with a wingman. After a street tour, we struck out. Hardly any decent SG, and my wingman was insisting on BBBJ. He was turned down by the very few doable SGs, despite offering extra $$. Also, it was windy and relatively cold, and the SGs were all bundled up with not much skin showing. After that tour, we decided to bail and visit HK club.

There, it was quite a different story. Many beautiful girls were on call, strutting their wares. It did not take long for my wingman to spot a pretty girl. She asked him for $150, and against my protest he decided to take her upstairs if she were to give him a BBBJ. Well, the chick upon hearing his request decided to bail out. She just got up and left without a word.

He was pissed to say the least, so we decided to go get some dinner and come back to HK. But, right then he spotted another beauty and forgot about dinner. Seeing this development, I decided to jump into action and pick up a girl that I had my eyes on all along. My MO is not to offer them any drink, but instead give them that money as a tip at the end of the session, if I were satisfied. I picked up Yolanda and I was pretty satisfied with her service. She looked young and I found her fairly attractive. Dinner tasted much better after the session. We ended up eating at a seafood restaurant, La Corriente on Calle 6, Centro.

My buddy was very pleased with his session as he got his BBBJ. He also liked that girl. He told me her name and I forgot it.

Talking about smelly pussies, I encountered some of them in my mongering life, but never with Latin girls. I have been either lucky, or a don't care. My guess it's the latter. The few stinky pussies that I remember were all in the US and usually occurred during doggy.

[Lefeu]

...Not sure why anyone here is surprised at ALL by fishy smelling vaginas. Let's be honest. HK women are working girls and prostitutes who get fucked by dozens of men a day. They're not Victoria secret super models that are fresh and clean for you.

I was in Tijuana last night, with a wingman. After a street tour, we struck out. Hardly any decent SG, and my wingman was insisting on BBBJ. He was turned down by the very few doable SGs, despite offering extra $$. Also, it was windy and relatively cold, and the SGs were all bundled up with not much skin showing. After that tour, we decided to bail and visit HK club.

There, it was quite a different story. Many beautiful girls were on call, strutting their wares. It did not take long for my wingman to spot a pretty girl. She asked him for $150, and against my protest he decided to take her upstairs if she were to give him a BBBJ. Well, the chick upon hearing his request decided to bail out. She just got up and left without a word.

He was pissed to say the least, so we decided to go get some dinner and come back to HK. But, right then he spotted another beauty and forgot about dinner. Seeing this development, I decided to jump into action and pick up a girl that I had my eyes on all along. My MO is not to offer them any drink, but instead give them that money as a tip at the end of the session, if I were satisfied. I picked up Yolanda and I was pretty satisfied with her service. She looked young and I found her fairly attractive. Dinner tasted much better after the session. We ended up eating at a seafood restaurant, La Corriente on Calle 6, Centro.

My buddy was very pleased with his session as he got his BBBJ. He also liked that girl. He told me her name and I forgot it.

Talking about smelly pussies, I encountered some of them in my mongering life, but never with Latin girls. I have been either lucky, or a don't care. My guess it's the latter. The few stinky pussies that I remember were all in the US and usually occurred during doggy.

[MmaufcFan]

LOL after the last visit to HK, I'm so turned off by the fishy pussies that I have no urge to visit again. If any of you want to be cured of this hobby, just go to HK because chances of fishy pussy is 50%.

I met my ex HK girl in Mexicali and had a 4 hour session with her. Clean odorless pussy, I can pound it then go down to lick it and it would have no odor. HK has made me really appreciate a clean pussy that I no longer take them for granted jajaja.

Cap is right, the hottest chicas at HK tend to have the fishy pussies.

I bet some do it so the guy doesn't take forever and they hope he quits and they get paid. Not all but some.

[Hadez]

Mixed up the girls name. It was actually Candy. Saw her again this last weekend.

She works a lot of the foam sex shows so I am pretty sure people have seen her. She impressed me this week by taking a "nice girl" under her wing for the foam sex shows. Girls can take a dildo pounding is all I know. One muscled up dude was really beating up the couchie with a bigger than average dildo. I still do not think the "nice girl" is enough of a traviesa for me. Much naughtier than the week before. JJ says the sllut skills can not be taught but I am starting to hope because this little girl has a nice body. Candy deserves the propinas just for being a good traviesa converter.

Hooked up with Candy. My dick is above average but not big. Would be the smallest dick in professional porn. Amazing how tight the couchie is on Candy considering all the things that happen to that kitty on stage. Definitely top notch dick sucker.

This was my first Friday in the Zona in some time. My wingman prefers other days but I sometimes do the Friday or Sat trip on my own.

The HK sex foam shows were in full effect. Right off the bat while I was still enjoying my first free VIP drink this beautiful girl was doing a better than usual foam show. Found out later her name is Leslye. 19 years with the firm body of a girl her age. From Mexico City. Could tell she was a naughty girl. Letting guys finger her and rub the pussy for a dollar or two. I asked her to lick the other girl pussy a couple times. Finally I gently pushed her head down a couple inches while she was using a dildo on on other girl to show what I meant. On her own she went down the rest of the way and licked the pussy. She got up with foam all over her face and glasses. I helped her clean off. Tipped more dollars than others. Great show it was worth it to me. She presented her pussy to me. I put my face close to her pussy wanting to get a closer look but backed off. One of the Mexican guys at a front seat to the show was screaming and yelling for me to lick that pussy. I was not ready for foam to get all over me. He was very disappointed. We talked and I found Victor to be a lot of fun. I kept coming back looking for Leslye to be finished with her show and saw Victor there with the next two girls. They had him on the stage with nothing but his underwear. Victor seemed happy as can be with ass in his face and pussy in his face while two girls made a great show with him. That was a great show. Very fun to watch. This was the stage by the back door that leads to Street Walker ally. Saw foam shows in the newly built part of the club that is open on Fridays as well. Fridays definitely more action packed in terms of foam sex shows than weekdays.

Took me many hours but I finally caught up with Lesyle. I did not recognize her at first. She has a lot of tats but as I was looking for her that night I found many girls with same body type and many tats. I recognized some of her tats from the show and got a drink. The drink was a formality at this point because I knew something really crazy had to happen for me to not take her to my room. After a drink I liked her even more. She was not just my kind of naughty but she was also my kind of person. This is someone who I could do things with that we both enjoy. If I spoke Spanish and she liked old guys who knows. Fun to think but lets be real. This is about her making money and me getting my nut off while hopefully having a fun time beside the sex part. We did a 30 min session and she gave me all the time in bed before getting showered. She was sensual and sweet. GFE experience with condom. Got her number. She has not returned my texts which is only odd because two other girls I met in Tropical been blowing my phone up while this is the girl I thought I connected with more on a personal basis. Like me she enjoys tequila. We had a few drinks. She invited me to come back Wed for the tequila party. Hard for me to get down there on a Wed on short notice.

[BlackThought]

It does bother me that I always take a short shower after a session but it's rare when the girls do! They "clean up" a bit but really after all the body juices that exchange (even with a rubber on), they don't take a shower at least for the bottom of their body. I can see if they don't want to get their hair wet..

You're absolutely right, the ones that smelled from HK did not shower before / after. When I would ask if they want to hop in the shower before the session, they claim they're clean and just started their shift. Then it smells like fucking fish sauce. It's disgusting and I am looking forward to Thailand this summer. At $100/30 min I expect the pussy to be fresh and clean! Jajaja.

I miss the FKKs in Germany, beautiful fresh pink pussies.

[Captain Solo]

Went to HK about 3 PM, met with a couple bros, the club was not crowded, relaxed and civilized. HK had about 60 girls working, not as many hot girls as last week, but still plenty.

Frieda was cruising, nice, clean no tats, tall, slim, youthful, pretty face with eye glasses, beautiful natural A cups, long sexy legs, looking very pretty but chaste and serious like a nun. Guys who went to nuns schools know what I am talking about. Out of love and loyalty to her pimping BF, she would not allowed herself to have or to show pleasure with other guys, it's a sin to her. But she still enjoy a good licking and sucking of her pussy. Wonder if any guys could ever make her gasp, moan and squirm, her pussy slippery wet in pleasure. Some pervs probably fantasize about the pretty nuns who pulled their hair and twisted their ears for bad behavior. Well, Frieda is your chance to find out. Don't tell me I did not warn you.

Got bored in HK, went to Tropical with the wingman. A new spinner, not the prettiest in the bar, was sitting on his lap, sticking to him like glue, promising all kinds of sexy deeds in bed. Eventually she agreed to go arriba for $70, gave him BBBJ, BBFS, all out service for over an hour. Man, I got jealous.

After 8 went back to HK to meet with other bros and check out the night shift, found quite a few hot girls, but I was till in a state of shell shock with the fishy pussy last week, did not feel attracted to any one of them. Spent the whole night drinking, eating, partying with the bros but did not have sex or even get close to any girl. Address was a very beautiful girl. She knew she had an odor problem but did not try to cure it. She did not even shower after I complained about the fishy odor, just wiped her ass with tissues and went down to the club hooking guys again. Damn irresponsible.

HK should definitely hire a Chief Health Officer to educate and assist these girls to maintain their health and hygiene. Applicants should be capable of working very closely with some of the stinkiest pussies in the world.

[SomeDude321]

Question: Are all rooms now upgraded, even the ones which are available per short sessions? Do they put clean sheets after the sessions ends for the next customer. What is the revised short term room rate for each session? Thanks in advance.

The advertised short term room rate for each session is $30. What I've seen first hand is that the chick will pressure the guys to give a $2 to $3 tip to the people behind the desk, and most guys comply to save face; and immediately after the cleaning staff would want a tip as well (another $2/3). They do replace sheets after each session, but it's very surface level cleaning. If there was any fluids from previous sessions, you may encounter them on the bed. Had that happen the first and only time I've used a short term room. I don't recall if they had upgraded the AC, but I do recall the shower being terrible. Took forever to get warm water and the shower head was busted and threw water in all directions but to immediately below. Add to that getting knocks on the door and being pressured to leave the room even though I was under 30 minute mark and I've refused to use short term rooms again. I've gotten my own room since. If there's any issue, I'll bring it up to the desk to get it fixed or requested a room change immediately after checking in.