Hong Kong Club Reports

[ClownDays]

I've read many folks walk across.

Oddly, all my visits have been drive-through. Is there a risk I've been taking without realizing it??

Nah, just increases the amount of crap you can get from cops and possible wait time at the border.

I always drive across. I do my business down in Tijuana, park my car somewhere (like the hotel I'm staying at overnight) and Uber or Taxi over to the Zona, and then leave.

[Adam9]

I had the same exact experience when I first crossed the frontera with the Mexicans, as I can pass for one. I also hesitated and briefly stood in line for the X-ray machine. Luckily I had a wingman with me more familiar with the process, and he quickly told me to keep moving. Nobody stopped us, and now I know what to do next time.

I've read many folks walk across.

Oddly, all my visits have been drive-through. Is there a risk I've been taking without realizing it??

[Lefeu]

"1) Crossing into Mexico, why go through the foreigner line? I walk in the Mexican line and never get questioned. Of course I am not a gringo (have been mistaken for Italian)."

Additionally as was pointed out to me by a helpful attractive young woman crossing into MEX same time as me is that if you do not even need to stand-in line to have your man purse or smaller bags X-rayed, can breeze right through. I was hesitant at first with soldiers with large rifles in view but she guided me through to walk right past x-ray machine. Wow! You meet some incredibly nice and sincere MEX citizens along the way!

Back packs and larger they expect to go thru X-ray machine.

I had the same exact experience when I first crossed the frontera with the Mexicans, as I can pass for one. I also hesitated and briefly stood in line for the X-ray machine. Luckily I had a wingman with me more familiar with the process, and he quickly told me to keep moving. Nobody stopped us, and now I know what to do next time.

[BlackThought]

BlackThought.

When HK opened back up in March 2021, there was a flurry of guys taking girls upstairs in those weekends. The line of guys and girls heading out the door was steady, non stop at prime time. Girls would skip the time-consuming ficha drinking bullshit and wanted to go upstairs quickly to make real money. My guess was, guys were spending saved up stimulus and unemployment money.

By about June, I noticed a sharp drop off in arribas, not too many girls were taken upstairs, even the top tiereds were hanging around the club all night. Arribas have been slow after that until the end of November when I took off for South America. A few HK girls went to the streets to work for lower but more steady rates; some just quit and went home, some kept asking me when my big-spending wingmen return ect. Business must be bad for them.

Locals negotiate details of prices and services with the girls. Girls who don't negotiate are likely cold, difficult and nasty star fish in bed. Tell the chicas "no mas dineros" and haggle for 1,000 or 1,200 con propina. If the chicas think they cannot pry more money out of you, they would go with your deal. If the chicas are sweethearts in bed, give them good propinas. They will remember you and you will have a group of regulars who are happy to repeat with you and give you good services in bed.

Thanks for the insight / tips. I found a keeper on my last trip, so will be repeating with her for TLN. She told me her hourly rate was $180 USD, but accepted my $300 USD offer for 5 hours (ended it at 4 hours as I was getting way too sleepy and had a long drive ahead of me that day). She provided GFE, I normally don't care for GFE but I was a wounded animal that needed TLC after being drugged by that stinky fish Freija jajaja.

[BlackThought]

Decided to go back to Tijuana with a friend who is a total noob and was a little hesitant. Made reservations for us for two rooms at Cascadas planning to use the 70% discount. Original plan was to get one of the two bedroom suites but they were all sold out. I guess you really have to plan ahead when reserving those even when going on a Monday. Per the girls Monday is actually pretty busy at the club, can be as good as Friday, and from what I observed they are right. There were plenty of both girls and mongers around. Tuesday on the other hand is a really slow day and would hence be the best day to go for mongers who want to get a heavily discounted session. Look forward to testing that theory in the near future.

Can confirm, Tuesday only had like 1/2 the people of Monday. Monday was quite busy with lots of stunners available.

[FilthyBeaver]

I'm in decent shape and not unattractive. There are tons of reasons. First was back in the day when day shift wore the edecan sashes. Fresh young meat were lied to about what went on there and she wasn't doing anything with anyone. Second and third were personality clashes we just didn't get along and it was awkward enough that she wasn't convinced I wouldn't turn into a complete weirdo in the room. So she turned me down. I always buy a few drinks to figure out if there's chemistry. Most of the time it works great, a few times it has not but it served it's purpose because I didn't waste time or money on the room.

I always wanted to be able to tell people I couldn't get laid in a *****house and I can!

I've seen meseros bring over a girl to a fat guy in Tropical and she refused to drink with him. Some chicas will reject guys for a variety of reasons. Guessing the main ones are for too much fat or hygiene deficient guys who don't take baths. Of course, guys do the same thing with the chicas. Most American guys are not chubby chasers.

[BrotherMouzone]

Nice review, Federico. As far as the non-acceptance of CCs not sure why that would be the case. The last several times I've stayed at Cascadas they've accepted credit cards with no issue. The $30/$50 deposit you do have to pay in cash though. That's non-negotiable as far as I know.

If you were unhappy with your room, you could always ask them to change it. I think there's a decent chance they'd grant your request, especially on a weekday.

As many times as I've been to HK, I've never had any interest whatsoever in eating at Azul's. There are just so many other better food spots out there out and around Tijuana. So I've never eaten there either. Some folks on this board seem to like some of the food here though.

[Captain Solo]

Wow. Frederico69 had his fill of girls and sex in one night. Cannot get much better than that.

Usually HK is slowest on Monday, Tuesday would get significant better with more girls all rested up after the hectic weekend.

After you are known and repeat with them a few times, bar girls or street girls have amazing memories, feel more comfortable with guys who would not harm or cheat them, they can be friendly, relaxed, sexy and fun in the bar or in bed.

Glad you and your friends found the right girls and got what you wanted.

[Captain Solo]

BlackThought.

When HK opened back up in March 2021, there was a flurry of guys taking girls upstairs in those weekends. The line of guys and girls heading out the door was steady, non stop at prime time. Girls would skip the time-consuming ficha drinking bullshit and wanted to go upstairs quickly to make real money. My guess was, guys were spending saved up stimulus and unemployment money.

By about June, I noticed a sharp drop off in arribas, not too many girls were taken upstairs, even the top tiereds were hanging around the club all night. Arribas have been slow after that until the end of November when I took off for South America. A few HK girls went to the streets to work for lower but more steady rates; some just quit and went home, some kept asking me when my big-spending wingmen return ect. Business must be bad for them.

Locals negotiate details of prices and services with the girls. Girls who don't negotiate are likely cold, difficult and nasty star fish in bed. Tell the chicas "no mas dineros" and haggle for 1,000 or 1,200 con propina. If the chicas think they cannot pry more money out of you, they would go with your deal. If the chicas are sweethearts in bed, give them good propinas. They will remember you and you will have a group of regulars who are happy to repeat with you and give you good services in bed.

[Federico69]

Decided to go back to Tijuana with a friend who is a total noob and was a little hesitant. Made reservations for us for two rooms at Cascadas planning to use the 70% discount. Original plan was to get one of the two bedroom suites but they were all sold out. I guess you really have to plan ahead when reserving those even when going on a Monday. Per the girls Monday is actually pretty busy at the club, can be as good as Friday, and from what I observed they are right. There were plenty of both girls and mongers around. Tuesday on the other hand is a really slow day and would hence be the best day to go for mongers who want to get a heavily discounted session. Look forward to testing that theory in the near future.

The check-in process at Cascadas was a bit of a pain, had us wait in the lobby with a bunch of others and then they did not accept CC's for the room and wanted $50 deposit for the minibar. This necessitated a couple of trips to the ATM later which I prefer to avoid but see ést la vie.

Wingman was unhappy with his room, the heater didn't work and it smelled like smoke so before we both got to grumpy we headed down to Azul to get a margarita and a snack.

A girl sat down next to us and we bought her a ficha, spoke English, a nice personality but not very hot but she got my wingman warmed up to the concept of chatting with hookers and copping a feel.

I had had two sessions the previous weeks with a girl from Mexico City called Naomi. She is a rock'and'roll and metal chick which is a vibe that I dig and she gave me really nice sessions the previous week. We had been texting on and off that week. We head down to the club and sit down in the little bar near the upstairs bathroom as my wingman doesn't love the noisy environment in HK and this seems a little quieter. We order drinks and wait for Naomi to find one.

My original plan was to take a new girl for a session and then get TLN with Naomi at the end of her shift for $300. However, her hours were different than what she had originally planned. She started at 4 and ended at midnight vs. 8 to 4 AM as I had thought. I started out with $250 for the night which she scoffed at and after some back and forth we settled for $400 for the whole night. I could have taken my $300 and gotten it from someone else but that's not really what I wanted. Don't want to spend the whole night with a chick I don't really know. In the end, I thought it was a good value as she stayed with me from 10:30 PM to 6 in the morning. Alas, I did not get a chance to test the $1000 peso offer in Chavelas, that will be for another Tuesday.

I took Naomi to the room for a session and left the wingman with two girls who were giving him some nice attention.

After completing the session with some good intense fucking, oral in different positions and her riding me like a bucking bronco I finish by having her lick and suck my balls. I text Wingman to figure out what he is up to, he says he is finished and ready for another round. I call him to find out the details and it turns out he took the two girls to the room for an hour $100 each. However, he asked for a massage, handjob, and for them to play connect 4 with him in the room. He is a happy camper.

We decide to go get a drink and something to eat so Naomi and I get dressed and we head to Azul to get food. We get tacos that I would definitely not recommend, dry meat is just the worst I've had in Mexico. Curious if anyone has had good food there? Naomi couldn't leave the hotel to eat while being on the clock with me so this was the option we got stuck with. We hung out, played some more connect 4 and then head back to HK for a drink and to see some boobies. Wingman is out of money so no more action for him.

After a little while, we head back upstairs. I give Naomi a massage which she loves and then we have another nice long session. She comments that since I take so long to finish, I should get two girls next time, it will give the other one's pussy a little break in between. She offered a threesome with her roommate, that girl is cute and I would definitely do it but would have to stay another day. I am sure that wouldn't be cheap so I am curious what the best price other mongers have negotiated for a 90-120 minute threesome? Wouldn't be enough time to fuck both properly if it is less than that. I finish the same way with her sweet mouth on my balls and her talking dirty to me in between kisses and licks. By the time she leaves it is 6 in the morning.

I am still a little wired and can't sleep, the curtains don't black out the sunlight and after watching the porn channel for 20 minutes I decide to go downstairs and get my free drink at HK which I forgot earlier in the evening.

The club looks a little weird at this hour, people are cleaning, not much going on onstage but plenty of chicas sitting around with no customers.

I walk across to the other side to get my Tecate and see a very hot petite but stacked with ass and tits girl in a tight red dress. I am smitten. I make eye contact with her and she winks at me and I decide what the hell. Only thinking lapdance and groping but things go a different way. Her name is Natalia from Guadalajara and she speaks pretty good English. She asks me what I want and I ask her the same. She says "I want love" and wraps her leg around mine and starts stroking my cock. I ask how much and how much time and she quotes me the standards. I say $100 but for an hour. She says $160. I say I need to go to the ATM and the max is $3000 pesos so $150 for an hour. Not impressive by this board's standard but the lowest I have paid for an hour so far. And this girl is a 9.

We go to the room and she asks me to pay in advance. I say no and tell her I have had a bad experience with that a girl who did not perform the agreed service and left after 30 minutes. Did not tell her that but this chica claimed my dick was too big and she only wanted to do massage and blowjob. However, there were several red flags with that one that I should have seen like ordering two fichas at a time.

So reluctantly I agree to give her the money when we enter the room and she enthusiastically convinces me that I will be very happy with the service. She only works mornings and I am her first client of the day, smells great no smoky bar smell. She takes her clothes off and we get down to business. We DFK with a lot of passion and I grab her round tight firm ass and lift her up so she can wrap her arms around me. Then I lay her down on the bed and get on top of her to kiss some more and suck her nipples. "Let me see you baby shark" she says. She lays on her stomach facing the side of the bed and I am standing. She then rolls the condom on with her mouth and starts sucking me as I stand there and look at her incredible ass, grope her and slide her panties to the side to tease her pussy.

She is a total animal in bed. This is the best, covered head I've received in Tijuana, technique, and enthusiasm is perfect. I put her on her knees next to the bed for a bit and have her taste my balls and use her hands to get me extra hard. Start her off in missionary and her pussy is tight as soft wet wrench twisting on my cock. Only complaint I have is excessive use of the word "baby" as I am fucking her. I am talking to her the whole time telling her what a good girl, good working girl, dirty little ****, sexy, hot, tight little fuck toy and she moans, groans, and cums all over my cock as I dig my hands into her scalp and pin her legs down behind her head. She is flexible, with no resistance at all as I push balls deep into her. The mirror at the edge of the bed gives me a great view. I switch it up to doggy style looking at that incredible ass and the tattoos running down her back and pound her hard and then switch to prone bone holding her hands behind her back as she cums for me again like the good little **** that she is. I finish inside her, get up and throw away the condom. I get hard again almost immediately, and I place her prone at the end of the bed facing me and I lean against the headboard. Time for her to suck more dick which she enthusiastically agrees to. I instruct her to arch her back and put her feet up so I can look at her ass while she is sucking me. Look up James Deen's instructional video for girls on how to give blowjobs on Pornhub and show it to your girls or tell them what to do. You will not be disappointed. She places her hands on the shaft and balls and I tell her to look me in the eyes as she is doing it. She obeys every command with enthusiasm and proceeds to suck my cock like a sensual wild animal. She keeps going and I tell her to rub her finger just outside my asshole to help me cum and I unload in her mouth. A quick look at the clock and there are 10 minutes left so I switch out the condom and tell her to suck my cock for another 5 minutes and then she can shower. She tells me "you are a great fuck, baby" I get her number to make it easier to find her again, but I think there may be a typo in it as I can't find her on WhatsApp. I'll just have to go pussy shopping early on Tuesday morning again because after fucking this spitfire, it will be hard for other chicas to compete.

[Travv]

I've seen meseros bring over a girl to a fat guy in Tropical and she refused to drink with him. Some chicas will reject guys for a variety of reasons. Guessing the main ones are for too much fat or hygiene deficient guys who don't take baths. Of course, guys do the same thing with the chicas. Most American guys are not chubby chasers.

I've been turned down at least 3 times that I can remember in the last 14-15 years.

[ClownDays]

Returnable bottles is really a thing in Tijuana. I bought a six-pack of Modelo Especial at a 7-11 near the Otay crossing, and they required a deposit. When I returned, a week later, they inspected my receipt, making sure I had actually bought them there, and then gave me my deposit back, no problem.

It's actually a thing everywhere in Mexico. Has been for as long as I can remember.

If it's a glass bottle of Soda or Beer, unless it explicitly says "No Retornable" on the neck, you have to return it to get your deposit back. Plastic and Cans have made this rarer now at convenience stores for Soda, but it sounds like it's still the same thing with Beer.

[Cocr Brotheler]

"1) Crossing into Mexico, why go through the foreigner line? I walk in the Mexican line and never get questioned. Of course I am not a gringo (have been mistaken for Italian)."

Additionally as was pointed out to me by a helpful attractive young woman crossing into MEX same time as me is that if you do not even need to stand-in line to have your man purse or smaller bags X-rayed, can breeze right through. I was hesitant at first with soldiers with large rifles in view but she guided me through to walk right past x-ray machine. Wow! You meet some incredibly nice and sincere MEX citizens along the way!

Back packs and larger they expect to go thru X-ray machine.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Returnable bottles is really a thing in Tijuana. I bought a six-pack of Modelo Especial at a 7-11 near the Otay crossing, and they required a deposit. When I returned, a week later, they inspected my receipt, making sure I had actually bought them there, and then gave me my deposit back, no problem.

That I can understand when you pay for the "beer whole thing liquid + bottle) and have a receipt in hand for what would be expected almost anywhere as liquid + glass but this moron trying to 2 X gouge I about blew my top. And totally understand if I never bring the bottle back then 7 pesos lost. He was weird too asking me about origin of TX name etc. And some other menial regarding Qs. I think he was on some drug but whatever.

[WombatEd2]

After I paid for it with receipt in hand the male employee said I needed to pay 7 pesos additional for the bottle since the purchase only included the liquid.

Returnable bottles is really a thing in Tijuana. I bought a six-pack of Modelo Especial at a 7-11 near the Otay crossing, and they required a deposit. When I returned, a week later, they inspected my receipt, making sure I had actually bought them there, and then gave me my deposit back, no problem.