Hong Kong Club Reports

[Lmazo]

To the guy that got scammed by the girl Azucena, you need to treat sex in Tijuana as like renting equipment. You're paying for their time. When you're on the floor scouting for girls, focus on getting the girl upstairs and specify everything before-hand. The specification part is where you vet her, seeing if she's trying to play you with drinks or adding extra conditions to the deed. The more direct you are with what you want, the more she will respect you and give you what you want.

Time and obligations must always be specified. I have a notepad app on my phone where I type down what we agree upon in the club, and then write down the start time, ending time, and cost on a physical notepad in my room. I show the girl the notepad, I show her my watch, I validate the time, and when everything is agreed then the routine occurs.

No negotiations or changes to the agreements should ever occur after you leave the club. The girl should not be talking business walking up to the room and best case scenario for her to be silent. If she's got her phone out texting on the way up, make her put that away. The moment a request comes out of her. To change the cost, time spent, get a drink, use drugs, make a phone call, invite a friend, etc. Is the moment you need to be prepared to call things off. Preferably you call it off in the club, but sometimes you have to call it off walking upstairs.

Why? Those requests are small hooks for bigger requests she has planned down the road. You do not want to find out what big hooks she has planned for you because they suck. The only exception on agreement changes if for her to use the bathroom or take a quick shower. If she requests that then I change the times to let her know that I'm not paying for that. If it's 1:00 AM and she wants to take a quick shower, I'll write START 1:15 AM - END 2:00 AM ($80) and show her my watch. She'll get the message and you won't have to worry about getting played. These are the rules you need to follow.

Lastly, if you do get scammed or played, you need to walk away. Put your ego aside and accept you got fiddled by a pro. The small financial boo-boo is the price you pay for the life experience on how to play the game properly. Learn from your mistakes, learn from other's mistakes, and don't repeat them. Some may suggest going to the manager and complaining, I personally accept it's my 100% fault, keep a low profile, and don't make a scene.

[Captain Solo]

In the web: 100% De Agave or 100% Puro De Agave: These tequilas are distilled completely from fermented, distilled blue agave. They are more expensive but considered superior to mixtos in quality and flavor. 100% agave tequila brands include Patron, Herradura, Don Julio, and Cazadores.

StRobert,

After 3 or 4 shots of all other liquors, Cognacs, Whiskeys, Rums, Bourbons, ect I always had severe thirst, headache and constipation the next morning, indicating poisons in my digestive tract.

But I was pleasantly surprised that 6 tequila shots of different brands, plus beers in 3 hours, gave me a slight buzz but no hang over, thirst, headache like with other liquors. I actually felt good, sober, alert, energetic, wide awake after sleeping 6 hours.

No more shots for me unless I stay overnight.

[Captain Solo]

Garth,

This is about one of the worst scams by HK girls I've heard.

Looks like she did not like to have sex with you, may be pain, and tried to avoid it.

You are not banned permanently from HK. You can go back in, find other girls who like you better and give you hot sessions in bed.

[Artisttyp]

Anyway Tijuana is fucked up and maybe I'm just not cut out for it. I might do a total trip report because there is much more to say, but I wanted to warn others to not make my mistakes.

YES. Please write up a full report. Thanks.

[BoarderDude301]

Anyone else feel like the HK experience is going downhill? Is it just COVID shit? I made a trip down south this past week. Decided to hit up HK on a Thursday night. From past experience, I've had some of my best fun on Thursdays.

Walked in, maybe only a third of the club was open, and it was packed with dudes and not too many chicas. Maybe about 10 girls sitting around in Chavelas as well. Ended up finally finding a girl from Sinaloa, nice body, and dark curly hair like I love. Got a table to buy her a drink and start the screening process. The fucking meseros these days literally will not leave you alone. Literally, every 2 minutes no lie. Same thing with the food guys. Like MF, if I wasn't hungry 2 minutes ago, what do you think has changed.

Literally, over the course of 10 minutes, the food guy came by 4 times. At one point, I had 4 meseros surrounding me, all jockeying for position. It's always been annoying, but this was especially trash. Really ruins what could be a good experience.

Ended up taking only 1 girl up to the room that night. Sweet girl making her first trip to HK and was excited about the jacuzzi. Wanted to do a bunch of cuddling in there. Finally got things moving along, and had an ok session.

Stayed at pueblo amigos Friday night, but had plans to return to HK. Ended up not going, and tried out Deja Vu for the first time which was across the parking lot. A few cuties, not many, and not HK level by any means. But at least it was a zero pressure situation with little harassment from the meseros and I was able to relax. Unfortunately, I think the prices to take a girl up are a bit much for the talent. Really wish there was some competition for HK.

[Cocr Brotheler]

The $60 down in the club whatever but I would not have given her the $160 in the room until the deed was done. Sorry about that.

The HK hustler in Azul (Valentina) that I met while dining last year and whom I later met at my room in Coahuila when she was off duty wanted $ up front and I said no way. She insisted then I said I call security and she wised up. Had some sex not great but at least not robbing me.

[Dogers69]

OK, I feel I need to tell this story in order to hopefully help others.

I arrived on Thursday, met this short petite girl named Azucena. I bought her a couple drinks and took her upstairs for $100. Everything went good. I got her number and told her I would like to see her again. I saw her in the club Friday, but I ended up hooking up with another girl and she was with another guy. So far, things are going good. We texted on Saturday and she told me she started at 8 pm. I went into the club at 10 pm found her and got a table. Since it was Saturday night, I felt bad taking all her time if I was just going to sit and drink so I gave her $60 and told her she could order drinks and food, which she did. Around 12 pm I had a good buzz going and asked if she was ready to go up. She was and we did. We didn't discuss price because this was our second meeting. Once in the room she undressed and got under the covers and said she could spend all night here. I didn't argue and told her she could if she wanted. I laid $160 out on the nightstand and told her it was for her. I over paid thinking she would return in service. (I know that was dumb).

I joined her in bed and we started to snuggle. She started to act like she was sleeping and I started to kiss her. She didn't respond and still kept sleeping. I thought ok, no big deal. She must be tired. So, I layed in bed thinking well maybe she is just tired and if she is spending the night she will reward me in the morning. 3 hours went by and her alarm goes off and 3 am. She tells me that she has to go back to work.

At this point, I'm in shock like what the fuck? We haven't had sex yet. She says to text her tomorrow and she will meet me for a free session. Still in shock I'm like. Ok? Thanks for coming over and sleeping.

The next day (Sunday) I went to Azul's and got some breakfast and ended up getting sick and spent the rest of that day shitting myself. I texted her and she just ghosted me. Didn't even read the text. So I'm like ok, I got fucked. Lesson learned. Other guys have gotten fucked, I'm not the first and I'm not the last..

"Tijuana is f'd up. " Where do we start. . Mexico is generally a lawless government less country. What kind of girls do we deal with in USA strip bars? Not the most put together. Well those are the ones you find in Mexico strip bars like HK. You throw money at girls like it's free, 60 bucks to sit with you plus drinks. Bad move. She thinks your rich and don't care. Scamming people in zona is considered normal. So she thought she could get away with it without you doing anything. Going up to other dudes would be bad idea HK is very sensitive they will ban anyone who annoys them. Ask luke on you tube. You should not pay before sex. You need to know the price before you go upstairs. The girls are often sexed out by the time they get to you. Or exhausted and drunk. You thought you met a reliable woman who was reasonable. You met a professional prostitute. Welcome to the zona norte.

[Captain Solo]

A seafood cart at the SE corner of Constitucion and Coahuila.

He does a very good shrimp cocktail for 50,70,100 pesos, but only works busy afternoons, Fri, Sat, Sunday.

If you walk South along the East side of Constitucion, about 10 doors past the grimy and ridiculous Chinese place is Mariscos de Damos. He does pretty good shrimp coctele, good tacos, also lots of raw oyster, cockle, clam. He has tables on the sidewalk and serves beers.

[SeaBeeJoe]

Spotted a couple of my favorite pre-Covid chicas including one with the most perfectly beautiful tits back in the day. And I'm not even a titty guy. Unfortunately, they really chunked up and packed on the Covid-19 pounds. Fuck. It is so fucking depressing to see goddesses chunk up and look like nagging ex-wives. Thought about taking her up arriba to see if the flame is still there. But I declined because I didn't want to ruin my memory of a great lay.

That's funny I noticed that too about a couple of favorites, but then again I am a plus sized model myself so I was like ooh well fuck it LOL!!

[SeaBeeJoe]

I'm still recovering from a don Julio hangover from Monday night in the zona. I had two girls. One on each side. We got pretty drunk. Good times.

Let me know a time and place bro, some don Julio 70 is definitely worth some good convo and advice. There's a bar girl I'm talking to right now and I want to know how deep I'm getting myself.

I pm'd you bro. I am free till Thursday.

[SeaBeeJoe]

A little bird has been saying El Capitan is SeaBeeJoe's dad reincarnated.

That means SeaBeeJoe has to buy Don Julio 1942 every time he sees his dad.

Anytime dad, I am ready to party with you. Let me know when! FYI in your past life you always drank Jim Beam and coke.........

[Tohono]

Hi,

PM me if you want to meet up. Thanks.

Funman13.

Any issues with crossing into or back to US?

[Garth719]

OK, I feel I need to tell this story in order to hopefully help others.

I arrived on Thursday, met this short petite girl named Azucena. I bought her a couple drinks and took her upstairs for $100. Everything went good. I got her number and told her I would like to see her again. I saw her in the club Friday, but I ended up hooking up with another girl and she was with another guy. So far, things are going good. We texted on Saturday and she told me she started at 8 pm. I went into the club at 10 pm found her and got a table. Since it was Saturday night, I felt bad taking all her time if I was just going to sit and drink so I gave her $60 and told her she could order drinks and food, which she did. Around 12 pm I had a good buzz going and asked if she was ready to go up. She was and we did. We didn't discuss price because this was our second meeting. Once in the room she undressed and got under the covers and said she could spend all night here. I didn't argue and told her she could if she wanted. I laid $160 out on the nightstand and told her it was for her. I over paid thinking she would return in service. (I know that was dumb).

I joined her in bed and we started to snuggle. She started to act like she was sleeping and I started to kiss her. She didn't respond and still kept sleeping. I thought ok, no big deal. She must be tired. So, I layed in bed thinking well maybe she is just tired and if she is spending the night she will reward me in the morning. 3 hours went by and her alarm goes off and 3 am. She tells me that she has to go back to work.

At this point, I'm in shock like what the fuck? We haven't had sex yet. She says to text her tomorrow and she will meet me for a free session. Still in shock I'm like. Ok? Thanks for coming over and sleeping.

The next day (Sunday) I went to Azul's and got some breakfast and ended up getting sick and spent the rest of that day shitting myself. I texted her and she just ghosted me. Didn't even read the text. So I'm like ok, I got fucked. Lesson learned. Other guys have gotten fucked, I'm not the first and I'm not the last.

Moving on to Monday night. I walk into the club, I see Azucena and she starts to hide behind another girl. I ingore it, but decide I should probably talk to a manager, since if I was manager, I'd want too know. The manager was cool and said I should have reported right after it she scammed me. He ended up hooking me up with some free beer which I didn't ask for but I appreciated.

Now here is where things start to get fucked up. I see Azucena with this guy who is buying her drinks and having a good time. Maybe this was a mistake, but I felt obligated to let this dude know who he was partying with. So I went up to him with her on his lap and told him: "be careful because she scammed me by $200 and didn't put out and I just wanted you to know" he nodded and I walked away.

About 10 min later, I'm sitting down at a table and 3 security guys come over and tell me I need to come with them. Confused, I'm like OK sure. They escort me outside and tell me I have to leave because I'm hassling the girls. I'm like wtf. I've only bought drinks and been polite. I then realize it must be what I said to that dude. I tell the story to the security guys and there like yep that's the reason.

Anyway Tijuana is fucked up and maybe I'm just not cut out for it. I might do a total trip report because there is much more to say, but I wanted to warn others to not make my mistakes.

[StRobert]

I am looking for the restaurant or street stall Mariscos Paisanos. It is supposed to be at "School Girls Corner in front of newly "renovated" Hotel Rapido on Av. Constitucion.

Where is the School Girls Corner?

Google Map could not show Hotel Rapido. Has the name changed?

Thanks. Funman13.

See Google street view. Hotel Rapid Inn is right next to Hotel Acapulco. On the corner of Av. Constitution and C. Coahuila opposite "La Gloria bar" The name "School girls corner" comes from the fact that previously working chicas on this corner were dressed in school dresses.

[StRobert]

Hang overs and headaches are caused by toxic chemicals used for brewing, aging and refining liquors, wines, beers, any alcoholic beverages.

I had a few violent ones in the past. One of the worst one night drinking beers, a couple shots of HK's tequilas and half a bottle of Malbec at an Argentina steak house in Tijuana. My stomach and intestines were swollen and in pain for 2 days, did not want to eat or drink anything, bordering on dying. The health risks were very serious. I should have taken Peptobismal or gone to the doctor. Since I never had hang over with beers or Tequilas, the Malbec was the main culprit, or may be its toxins in combination with Tequila and beers.

After 3 or 4 shots of cheap or expensive cognacs, whiskeys, buorbons, rums ect I would always have hangover, severe thirst, headache and constipation the next day, but had no problem with multiple tequila shots in HK and Chicago recently.

Last Saturday I was sharing a table with a couple young guys in HK. They bought me 2 T shots of cheap Jose Cuervo Silver from Speedy. The young Mexican guy, who crashed my table, was drinking 2 Don Julio 70 bottles by himself, invited me to a few large shots in plastic cups down with lime wedges. I walked with noobs to Chicago and had another shot at the door, totaling 6 tequila shots and 4 or 5 beers, felt totally fine and alert, no headache, no hang over, walking straight, steady and level down the uneven sidewalks in the alley checking out street girls, talking to wingmen.

Then a wingman took us into his hotel room. I don't remember what happened next, but I fell down on the bed and slept for 6 hours straight. I was slightly intoxicated but not drunk, only very sleepy due to having had only a few hours sleep the night before. The wingman woke me at 2:30 to go home. I had no headache, no hang over, no thirst, fell totally fine, alert, energetic, ready to drive home, but I missed out on humping a couple cuties that night. Damn.

I am very impressed that 6 shots of cheap tequila seemed to have no or very little toxic chemicals, gave me no headache, thirst, hang over or intestine problems. A few Mexican guys in HK were very cool and generous, gave me shots of the spicy but smooth and expensive Don Julio 1942, $250 a bottle club price When I see them again I have to reciprocate, buying them a couple shots of Speedy's extremely rare and expensive tequila from the exquisite bottle he ages for years on his hip.

If you don't want a headache, always check that the tequila has the text "100% Agave" on the bottle. If the bottle does not say "100% Agave" it means that there is only half of the tequila in the bottle mixed with something unhealthy like sugar syrup or something similar and a headache is guaranteed. As I remember, Pepto Bismol tablets can be purchased at the OXXO store across the street from Hong Kong.