Hong Kong Club Reports

[Member #4730]

Got here Thursday night 12 pm and was surprised at all the talent. It was comparable to a Friday or Saturday. Definitely a good day to come for a weekend experience on a weekday.

This trip report is weird because I didn't bang any new girls. I actually came down specifically to see a girl I met Tuesday night. She's been texting me consistently and asked me to come down. We went on dates outside the club and hints at some kind of relationship. She also wants me to visit her at home in Mexico city.

I know its hard to tell how sincere this girl is from a forum post and I know not to trust women, working girl or not. I'm honestly conflicted.

Any advice from the bros is greatly appreciated, thanks.

Why do you have a mistrust of women? I would enjoy spending time with someone that I vibe with and could show me their hometown. I'm not you and don't have a read on the lady, but I love traveling with a local. I would say go for it. Most international tour guides I've had were female and I prefer someone that is easy on the eyes and can vibe with both intellectually and if available sexually.

[PokerLover11]

Got here Thursday night 12 pm and was surprised at all the talent. It was comparable to a Friday or Saturday. Definitely a good day to come for a weekend experience on a weekday.

This trip report is weird because I didn't bang any new girls. I actually came down specifically to see a girl I met Tuesday night. She's been texting me consistently and asked me to come down. We went on dates outside the club and hints at some kind of relationship. She also wants me to visit her at home in Mexico city.

I know its hard to tell how sincere this girl is from a forum post and I know not to trust women, working girl or not. I'm honestly conflicted.

Any advice from the bros is greatly appreciated, thanks.

I have been seeing a girl who only worked at the club for 1 week we are about 2 months in, spend 1 or 2 days a week with her, she wants us to get our own place she doesn't want to work at the club but I am having trust issues being long distance and I am conflicted because I want to see other women. I honestly feel trapped but she is a great girl treats me like I am everything. I am addicted to sex with new girls and I like to return to my favorites but I also feel like I missed a great one before the pandemic who got married, it is stressful and ultimately more expensive. Then there is compatibility because of this pandemic I will not be with certain girls and that includes some of my former favorites, she and 2 of my favorites are on the same page my choices are more narrow than before, so maybe it is time to do the right thing, I need a shrink, does that help?

[Ctytek]

Sometimes I think it's just a luck of the draw. That Zona Norte chicas have so much drama going on in their lives that one can only cross one's fingers and hope that their mood swing is North when you are with them. Nowadays, that is all I look for. If they're in a good mood. Or if they're in a shitty mood. That is about it with my game.

Best strategy is to not overthink it and just go with the flow. If you get a good vibe from a chica downstairs, that's usually the best signal of getting good service upstairs.

Another strategy I follow religiously is to stay away from these washed out old timers, like this "vampire Wendy". Most if not all of them are hardened pros whose only goal is to separate you from your cash. I try to go for fresh new faces, who are not yet desensitized from being banged by hundreds of random dicks.

Follow those two simple rules and you maximize your chance for a good time.

[Captain Solo]

Jackie,

It is well known girls are opinionated, passionate and respond differently to different guys, especially in the intimate counter in bed. Girls are generally bipolar in emotion. They can be deeply in love with some stupid, useless assholes but at the same time hate the rest of the world. For most girls there are no middle grounds in anything in life. No one can gain passion from every girl.

Tiffany seemed distressed all the time, expressionless, never smiled and talked very little in the club. She was quiet and passive but acted loving and enjoying with me in bed. A few of my friends from out of the continent speak no English and had blondes in their bucket lists. They fell quickly for Tiffany's looks, but complained in bed she was passive and expressionless like a pretty doll. One compared her to humping an exercise machine.

A couple bros confirmed Wendy very assertive, engaging, sexy and horny. She looked at me wide-eyed, told me " I like to fuck you a lot. " and proceeded fuck my brains out, huffing, puffing, for her own pleasure.

Girls can give both loving and physical sex and show horny, joyful expressions with guys they like. If they don't like the guys and do it only for money, they would act with disgust, like taking a big dump ibn a public toilet.

[LuvMexicanas]

Got here Thursday night 12 pm and was surprised at all the talent. It was comparable to a Friday or Saturday. Definitely a good day to come for a weekend experience on a weekday.

This trip report is weird because I didn't bang any new girls. I actually came down specifically to see a girl I met Tuesday night. She's been texting me consistently and asked me to come down. We went on dates outside the club and hints at some kind of relationship. She also wants me to visit her at home in Mexico city.

I know its hard to tell how sincere this girl is from a forum post and I know not to trust women, working girl or not. I'm honestly conflicted.

Any advice from the bros is greatly appreciated, thanks.

Do you like great food, culture, museums (the Nacional Museo De Antropologia) and piramides? Not mention the deepest pool of escorts in all of Mexico ranging from chicas the brokest guy can afford to the highest of high end. You can see where I'm going with this. Mexico City is worth a trip in and of itself so I would approach it that way, and if she delivers on being a tour guide and fuck buddy extraordinaire, just think of that as the cherry on top. Exercise some caution on visiting her home depending on the area. I know CDMX very well so if this thing comes to fruition, PM me the area where the chica lives and I can give you the rundown.

[Jackie888]

Got here Thursday night 12 pm and was surprised at all the talent. It was comparable to a Friday or Saturday. Definitely a good day to come for a weekend experience on a weekday.

This trip report is weird because I didn't bang any new girls. I actually came down specifically to see a girl I met Tuesday night. She's been texting me consistently and asked me to come down. We went on dates outside the club and hints at some kind of relationship. She also wants me to visit her at home in Mexico city.

I know its hard to tell how sincere this girl is from a forum post and I know not to trust women, working girl or not. I'm honestly conflicted.

Any advice from the bros is greatly appreciated, thanks.

If a chica introduces you to her mother and father. You are definitely going steady (is this word used anymore? And in Mexico, going steady is practically married. So that trip to visit her at home in Mexico City is a big deal.

What I mean is that a guy and a chica can fuck all day, all night, stay in bed for a week, tell each other they will die for each other, blah blah blah. But in Mexico, none of that means anything until one meets the parents, Putas including.

[Big Magick]

Got here Thursday night 12 pm and was surprised at all the talent. It was comparable to a Friday or Saturday. Definitely a good day to come for a weekend experience on a weekday.

This trip report is weird because I didn't bang any new girls. I actually came down specifically to see a girl I met Tuesday night. She's been texting me consistently and asked me to come down. We went on dates outside the club and hints at some kind of relationship. She also wants me to visit her at home in Mexico city.

I know its hard to tell how sincere this girl is from a forum post and I know not to trust women, working girl or not. I'm honestly conflicted.

Any advice from the bros is greatly appreciated, thanks.

[Jackie888]

Interesting, its possible I go into it with poor expectations as well and am more confident with girls I feel are on my level.

Also might just not be as big of a pimp as you jackie LOL.

Women are emotional creatures, their moods change more than the weather. Men will never understand them, we think too logically. But we can understand their patterns and tendencies.

I really cannot read women or get my timing right, and I often have complete opposite experience from the mainstream. So my understanding of their patterns and tendencies is equally shitty. I remember a girl named Tiffany, who was one of the best dancers in HK for years. She was tall blonde vixen and was way out of my league. This forum reported her several times as giving the shittiest starfish service performance. One day I said fuck it, I got to have her. If she stunk, we can attribute it to a trophy fuck. I even negotiated her down from to $70. So I didn't expect much. We went upstairs and she gave me one of the best GFE experience and blew my mind.

Months later, I thought I was all hot shit when I took Vampire Wendy from the alley upstairs after reading raging reviews on her GFE services. Complete fucking dud. I have zero memory of my experience with Vampire Wendy other than that I walked her across the street to Cascadas, and that I could not wait to get her out of my room.

Sometimes I think it's just a luck of the draw. That Zona Norte chicas have so much drama going on in their lives that one can only cross one's fingers and hope that their mood swing is North when you are with them. Nowadays, that is all I look for. If they're in a good mood. Or if they're in a shitty mood. That is about it with my game.

[LuvMexicanas]

Yeah I'll probably just buy it and bring it to the room. When I got the VIP card guys were running a tab with the bar and the meseros were charging their cards. I imagine tabs could get inflated that way, but if the mesero is trustworthy then sure they understand their tip will be tied to their honesty, hopefully. Max $150 at ATM is really low. I guess I'll just have to bring larger bills with me. Thanks!

I pulled out 6000 pesos from an ATM near Hotel Ticuan no problem. The exchange rate was pretty amazing too even with the bank's 30 peso usage fee. I just looked at my account and the total withdrawn was 303 bucks and some change. Do the math and you'll see that beats any exchange house on either side of the border.

[Member #4730]

HK bars only deal in cash. You can withdraw from the ATMs, max $150 or 3,000 pesos.

By club rules, chicas are not allowed to drink from clients' bottles, but you can slip them shots and may be not get caught. Security cameras are always watching, but security guys usually don't bother high-spending clients. You can buy shots for chicas, Don Julio 1942 is $25 per shot plus more for chasers. The local hashis guy was drinking by himself on his second Don Julio 70 bottle, slipping shots to his mesero. They all felt happy hehe. Better to buy a bottle from a large liquor store, keep it in your room and feed it to your girls.

With 6 tequila shots of different brands plus 5 or 6 beers without food in about 3 hours that night, I had a slight buzz, felt wide awake and alert walking steady in La Zona, but passed out in the hotel for 6 hours, woke up, felt fine, no buzz, did not have headache, hang over or any problem in my stomach afterwards unlike with cheaper cognacs, whiskeys or rums. Have to give good credit to tequilas' purity. Will avoid shots unless I stay over night.

Yeah I'll probably just buy it and bring it to the room. When I got the VIP card guys were running a tab with the bar and the meseros were charging their cards. I imagine tabs could get inflated that way, but if the mesero is trustworthy then sure they understand their tip will be tied to their honesty, hopefully. Max $150 at ATM is really low. I guess I'll just have to bring larger bills with me. Thanks!

[Captain Solo]

HK bars only deal in cash. You can withdraw from the ATMs, max $150 or 3,000 pesos.

By club rules, chicas are not allowed to drink from clients' bottles, but you can slip them shots and may be not get caught. Security cameras are always watching, but security guys usually don't bother high-spending clients. You can buy shots for chicas, Don Julio 1942 is $25 per shot plus more for chasers. The local hashis guy was drinking by himself on his second Don Julio 70 bottle, slipping shots to his mesero. They all felt happy hehe. Better to buy a bottle from a large liquor store, keep it in your room and feed it to your girls.

With 6 tequila shots of different brands plus 5 or 6 beers without food in about 3 hours that night, I had a slight buzz, felt wide awake and alert walking steady in La Zona, but passed out in the hotel for 6 hours, woke up, felt fine, no buzz, did not have headache, hang over or any problem in my stomach afterwards unlike with cheaper cognacs, whiskeys or rums. Have to give good credit to tequilas' purity. Will avoid shots unless I stay over night.

[Member #4730]

The bottle service comes with free mixers and ice for bros who want to reserve tables in HK:

Cheapest Vodka $40 Store price $15.

Cheapest Tequila El Jimador Silver $40 Store price $15.

Don Julio 70 $100 store price $50.

El Patron Silver $100 store price $50.

Don Julio 1942 $250 store price $150 in tall brown bottle with a big knob top.

It's thick, spicy but smooth, the taste sticks in your throat like a spicy syrup. It's aged only 2.5 years. Don't know how they can sell it for $150 in store but it's the most popular bottle in HK for $250, lots of guys order it, next is Don Julio 70.

Thanks for breakdown on pricing. Do they let you charge it to a card? Also what if the ladies drink with you from the bottle, do they charge you extra? I was thinking of trying the Don Julio 1942, but might be best to get bottle and go to room. Also have to consider not taking too many shots as I don't want to pass out without enjoying the ladies services.

[Cocr Brotheler]

How about this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFG6AoEScVE

Damn I should apply to be DJ in there but then I get so many "fringe" benefits I knock one up and make a monger baby LOL.

Sorry this one too (video fun to watch with model hot working women filing folders into filing cabinets).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco

Think I just finalized my U.S. strip club DJ set list!

[Cocr Brotheler]

The fake but not lethal Zolpidem I bought in Progreso, MEX last summer was Northstar brand manufactured in India of all places!

[PokerLover11]

I been getting seldenafil from Farmacias Del Ahorro for years. There is one just on the edge of the Zona. Never had a problem. Just picked up some ivermectin from there last weekend.

It seems like the Rite Aid / CVS of Mexico.

Congratulations on the Ivermectin, I have been taking it since May 2020, I was in the Zona every week full on GFE never had a single worry walking around the 7th floor, there were some days I felt like a king 10 to 1 girl ratio, man I would do it all over again.