Hong Kong Club Reports

[TerOnlyOnce]

Also there are some putas that get angry and mad whenever you touch your cawk in the room LOL. Even while you have the condom on, if you touch your penis they will make you wash your hands and waste more time. And then they will get angry and complain cause you touched yourself looolol. It's so funny and sad. That's how they rip off customers, so now you have to worry about not accidently touching yourself because that will just kill more time on the session and then you will lose your erection because the puta will go crazy and complain LOL. Oh god, I love this type of scam stuff. It's truly such a scam industry. These girls are making a killing fleecing these stupid Americans. It's all a strategy to do low effort and come out with the money loolol.

[LuvMexicanas]

The entire HK is kind of a scam.

HK wouldn't even be that bad, if the girls actually gave a shit about their jobs LOL. You would think, after spending so much time and money on plastic surgery, the girls would feel compelled to deliver a nice service and keep customers happy. But they don't LOL. It's like entitlement and bitchiness is a female disease that cannot be cured. It's always just business business business. No customer satisfaction LOL. The putas are so stupid though. Because they don't realize that if they keep a whale with lots of money happy, then that whale will gladly shell out more and more money to them. They are so impulsive though and just want quick $100 arribas right now, with no foresight or thought as to what their reputation will be after the fact. It's dumb LOL.

Why monger at a place like this? Why monger at all actually. It's obvious most girls are just doing it for the money, and they don't give a shit about you. You're better off just jerking off to internet porn. Unless you enjoy torturing yourself at HK, grinding through a lot of scamming girls to find the occasional good one LOL. I would say that having crappy / mechanical sex is worse than having no sex at all. Doesn't matter how hot the girl is or what she looks like. If the service is crap or mediocre, then you're better off just staying home. Seriously, why bother. Can someone answer that question? If you can't even get a good reliable service, then why have sex? The whole point of sex is to have fun and a good time, and if you're getting stressed and scammed by these bitches, you may be better off remaining voluntary celibate and just jerking off. Live the rest of your life and enjoy it, don't stress out about stupid putas. There is a whole sea of these putas, unfortunately most of them are scams and rip offs..

It's not a scam. You choose to enter and as an adult, it's on you how you choose to spend your money once inside. No one forces you to enter or pull the money out of your pocket.

[The Cane]

The entire HK is kind of a scam.

HK wouldn't even be that bad, if the girls actually gave a shit about their jobs LOL. You would think, after spending so much time and money on plastic surgery, the girls would feel compelled to deliver a nice service and keep customers happy. But they don't LOL. It's like entitlement and bitchiness is a female disease that cannot be cured. It's always just business business business. No customer satisfaction LOL. The putas are so stupid though. Because they don't realize that if they keep a whale with lots of money happy, then that whale will gladly shell out more and more money to them. They are so impulsive though and just want quick $100 arribas right now, with no foresight or thought as to what their reputation will be after the fact. It's dumb LOL.

Why monger at a place like this? Why monger at all actually. It's obvious most girls are just doing it for the money, and they don't give a shit about you. You're better off just jerking off to internet porn. Unless you enjoy torturing yourself at HK, grinding through a lot of scamming girls to find the occasional good one LOL. I would say that having crappy / mechanical sex is worse than having no sex at all. Doesn't matter how hot the girl is or what she looks like. If the service is crap or mediocre, then you're better off just staying home. Seriously, why bother. Can someone answer that question? If you can't even get a good reliable service, then why have sex? The whole point of sex is to have fun and a good time, and if you're getting stressed and scammed by these bitches, you may be better off remaining voluntary celibate and just jerking off. Live the rest of your life and enjoy it, don't stress out about stupid putas. There is a whole sea of these putas, unfortunately most of them are scams and rip offs. And some good, nice, respectable girls sprinkled into the mix. Is it worth the time, frustration, and money to find these sweet girls? Only to have them fall out of work due to other obligations, boyfriend, or something, so now you have to go back and grind through more putas to replace these girls? Is it really worth it, I would say it's not.

This is why I'm glad I found places like Brazil and Germany. I'm used to getting good service in those countries. Otherwise, I probably never would have become a "monger".

[TerOnlyOnce]

I always wondered what the HK VIP got you and I think you just answered it. A big fat zero. Moe.

The entire HK is kind of a scam.

HK wouldn't even be that bad, if the girls actually gave a shit about their jobs LOL. You would think, after spending so much time and money on plastic surgery, the girls would feel compelled to deliver a nice service and keep customers happy. But they don't LOL. It's like entitlement and bitchiness is a female disease that cannot be cured. It's always just business business business. No customer satisfaction LOL. The putas are so stupid though. Because they don't realize that if they keep a whale with lots of money happy, then that whale will gladly shell out more and more money to them. They are so impulsive though and just want quick $100 arribas right now, with no foresight or thought as to what their reputation will be after the fact. It's dumb LOL.

Why monger at a place like this? Why monger at all actually. It's obvious most girls are just doing it for the money, and they don't give a shit about you. You're better off just jerking off to internet porn. Unless you enjoy torturing yourself at HK, grinding through a lot of scamming girls to find the occasional good one LOL. I would say that having crappy / mechanical sex is worse than having no sex at all. Doesn't matter how hot the girl is or what she looks like. If the service is crap or mediocre, then you're better off just staying home. Seriously, why bother. Can someone answer that question? If you can't even get a good reliable service, then why have sex? The whole point of sex is to have fun and a good time, and if you're getting stressed and scammed by these bitches, you may be better off remaining voluntary celibate and just jerking off. Live the rest of your life and enjoy it, don't stress out about stupid putas. There is a whole sea of these putas, unfortunately most of them are scams and rip offs. And some good, nice, respectable girls sprinkled into the mix. Is it worth the time, frustration, and money to find these sweet girls? Only to have them fall out of work due to other obligations, boyfriend, or something, so now you have to go back and grind through more putas to replace these girls? Is it really worth it, I would say it's not.

[Jinxx]

I don't think a person has to be rude to complain. If I suspected my drink was getting hosed down, I would have politely remind the manager to check the contents of his liquor to ensure that the the wholesaler was not ripping off the club with fake liquor.

Yes that's a very good point, and it took me a while to figure that out. Patience is most definitely a virtue. It's just some times when I feel like someone's trying to scam me I get pissed and react without thinking. Like when the HK front desk tried to keep my deposit because I didn't have my paper receipt. I was like a centimeter away from losing my cool and cussing the guy out. But yes you're 100% right. Being rude and cocky is usually a bad idea, especially in a foreign country.

Oh shit! Speak of the devil. Literally as I'm typing this post I'm crossing the border in my car and guess who I see in the booth where they check your passport? The same cbp officer I got in a fight with that led to me having to appear at the federal building to give a statement against him! He didn't even look at my passport, he just glanced at me and said "see you later". God that was so awkward I hope I never see that guy again.

[MemoeNasty]

I needed a ride from the border to hotel cascades. I have the VIP card. I saw the area right next to where you get in Mexico after crossing the border at ped east. There's a banner that says Zona shuttle. After a while I see the Zona shuttle show up but it drives off on some path and parks towards the end of the path. I go up and say I would like to use the Zona shuttle. Then they point me to another direction. So I just thought "whatever" and left. About 10 minutes later I see the shuttle pull out of its parking spot and get on the main road. I thought "hey maybe it will actually stop at the shuttle stop to see if any customers need a ride". And sure enough the shuttle does not stop and just drives off. LOL. Here I am, a VIP customer, that needs a damn ride to the Zona and this shuttle right in front of me just drives off. Yeah, that's the level of service you can expect in Mexico. Welcome to this garbage place.

I always wondered what the HK VIP got you and I think you just answered it. A big fat zero. Moe.

[TerOnlyOnce]

I needed a ride from the border to hotel cascades. I have the VIP card. I saw the area right next to where you get in Mexico after crossing the border at ped east. There's a banner that says Zona shuttle. After a while I see the Zona shuttle show up but it drives off on some path and parks towards the end of the path. I go up and say I would like to use the Zona shuttle. Then they point me to another direction. So I just thought "whatever" and left. About 10 minutes later I see the shuttle pull out of its parking spot and get on the main road. I thought "hey maybe it will actually stop at the shuttle stop to see if any customers need a ride". And sure enough the shuttle does not stop and just drives off. LOL. Here I am, a VIP customer, that needs a damn ride to the Zona and this shuttle right in front of me just drives off. Yeah, that's the level of service you can expect in Mexico. Welcome to this garbage place.

[RikyMichaels7]

Yeah I believe that. I just finished up a trip to the Zona. I stayed at hotel Cascadas for a couple nights. The trip was mediocre at best and shit at worst. In particular I had 2 sessions with complete putas. One of them was terrible, I don't even want to think about it. Demanded $100 then got butthurt that I only paid $80. Man this is exactly the stuff I want to avoid and hate dealing with in the states!

It's crazy. Like holy crap. I remember distinctly in the United States I had a similar puta that looked average. I paid for a short session and she was mad the whole time because I didn't pay more for a half hour. And she spent half the time arguing with me. Same thing happens at HK. This stupid girl spends half the time arguing with me. Man, I hate this place. Then I hear about this dumb girl again from the next girl I see. I got so mad I said I was going to tell management and complain. So the girl tells this to a few other girls after she leaves and is in the club, and she tries to hide and avoid me in the club. These terrible and awful girls. I called her a thief right to her face because that's what is she.

I'm sick of these girls. They don't care about doing their job. They just rip off guys. They want to control and be putas. Once you give them the money you can tell that's all they want. They just want your money and once you give it at the start of the session then they don't care anymore. It's all fake. They just want to control and do everything their way. They don't give a fuck about you as the customer or making sure you are happy. They just want their own way of doing everything. Rotten girls. Trying to dictate the session. I hate them. I hate these girls..

Right on the money. Totally agree with you brother! I am equally sick and tired of the place. But don't let know it alls like Babe Magnet (who probably could never get a woman without paying her in the first place) call you a whiner for expressing the truth.

[Hake541]

How do you know of the file offers GFE or BBBJ? Do you ask prior to taking her back?

[Jackie888]

I'll give you a story that happened to me that taught me a lesson about "complaining" at Mexican strip clubs. Around 2010-2011 I was in Monterrey at a club called Woman Men's Club on Avenida Lincoln. It's a club kinda off the beaten path, a place where you would never ever ever see a gringo. I was with a local buddy and they had a drink special going 2 x 1 vampiros. A vampiro is a drink made with tequila and some red colored liqueur, they're pretty cool actually. Me and my buddy were in there partying out ordering round after round and I had an absolutely drop dead gorgeous tall 19 year old chica sitting on my lap. Well after a few rounds of vampiros I noticed I didn't feel drunk at all, like as if there was no actual tequila in the drinks. So when the mesero came back I chewed his ass out telling him what the hell is this shit dude!? I've drank like five of these vampiros and I don't even feel a buzz. Put some damn alcohol in the glass. So he comes back with another round and as I'm chugging my drink I start feeling super weird, I started seeing double vision and just felt like something seriously wasn't right. I wanted to panic and tell my buddy to do something, take me to the emergency room or something. It was a feeling I'd never felt before. But the gorgeous 19 year old was still on my lap and I forced myself to hold my shit together because I wanted to stay with her and not ruin the good time we were having. But it finally clicked in my mind that the damn mesero probably poured some Windex or some harmful chemical, who knows what the fuck they put in my drink. But for a minute I was scared I saw my whole life flash before my eyes. But I toughed it out and whatever it was I guess my liver processed that shit out and the nasty feeling finally subsided thank god. After that, no more goddamn vampiros. We started ordering bottle beers for the rest of the night and everything turned out ok..

I don't think a person has to be rude to complain. If I suspected my drink was getting hosed down, I would have politely remind the manager to check the contents of his liquor to ensure that the the wholesaler was not ripping off the club with fake liquor. Of course, if things got out of control and the bartender was trying to poison me, I would put a curse on him that someone accidentally bumps him on the street and he falls in front of a moving car. I hear that for less than 10,000 pesos in a desolated border town, curses like that can occur.

[Jackie888]

No limit and no vip card needed. If you are walking in you may find it waiting right where the path takes a turn, way before you get to the street. If its not there, not worth waiting take a $5 taxi. I feel pretty silly taking that big ass limo when its only me, but they have no problem with it.

Going back to the border its the only way to go. Just approach the valet stand in front of HK and tell them you want the shuttle to the border. If its only one person no problem. Taking a taxi back to the border, this has been when the police have been conducting shakedowns of taxis returning to the border from zona norte. While the shuttle service is free be sure to tip your driver.

Each rider should tip the driver $1 each per one way. One of the drivers is a piece of shit. If he calls you cheap, give him the universal middle finger which means that you want to fuck his daughters in the ass. And he will love you for it. The other 3 drivers are nice and will appreciate that they are making a boat of money driving back and forth using HK assets and HK gas.

[Baxter Slade]

Some people are recommending only taking taxis. Others recommend not using marked taxis and sticking to Uber. HK advertises a VIP shuttle. For a group of two people (myself and a friend), which would be best for us?

Is the shuttle only for groups of 4+? Does it show up at the border at regular times or is it only reservations?

No limit and no vip card needed. If you are walking in you may find it waiting right where the path takes a turn, way before you get to the street. If its not there, not worth waiting take a $5 taxi. I feel pretty silly taking that big ass limo when its only me, but they have no problem with it.

Going back to the border its the only way to go. Just approach the valet stand in front of HK and tell them you want the shuttle to the border. If its only one person no problem. Taking a taxi back to the border, this has been when the police have been conducting shakedowns of taxis returning to the border from zona norte. While the shuttle service is free be sure to tip your driver.

[Jinxx]

I'll give you a story that happened to me that taught me a lesson about "complaining" at Mexican strip clubs. Around 2010-2011 I was in Monterrey at a club called Woman Men's Club on Avenida Lincoln. It's a club kinda off the beaten path, a place where you would never ever ever see a gringo. I was with a local buddy and they had a drink special going 2 x 1 vampiros. A vampiro is a drink made with tequila and some red colored liqueur, they're pretty cool actually. Me and my buddy were in there partying out ordering round after round and I had an absolutely drop dead gorgeous tall 19 year old chica sitting on my lap. Well after a few rounds of vampiros I noticed I didn't feel drunk at all, like as if there was no actual tequila in the drinks. So when the mesero came back I chewed his ass out telling him what the hell is this shit dude!? I've drank like five of these vampiros and I don't even feel a buzz. Put some damn alcohol in the glass. So he comes back with another round and as I'm chugging my drink I start feeling super weird, I started seeing double vision and just felt like something seriously wasn't right. I wanted to panic and tell my buddy to do something, take me to the emergency room or something. It was a feeling I'd never felt before. But the gorgeous 19 year old was still on my lap and I forced myself to hold my shit together because I wanted to stay with her and not ruin the good time we were having. But it finally clicked in my mind that the damn mesero probably poured some Windex or some harmful chemical, who knows what the fuck they put in my drink. But for a minute I was scared I saw my whole life flash before my eyes. But I toughed it out and whatever it was I guess my liver processed that shit out and the nasty feeling finally subsided thank god. After that, no more goddamn vampiros. We started ordering bottle beers for the rest of the night and everything turned out ok.

In the US you can get away with complaining and behaving like an entitled jackazz. I've worked in bars and restaurants and our policy has always been "the customer is always right". If a customer is pissed off and being rude we always apologize and jump through hoops to satisfy him and make sure he's happy and satisfied. We go get a manager and the manager goes over and kisses the customers ass, maybe even gives him a free meal and begs for forgiveness. That is not how it works in Mexico. Please understand that. That same club just a couple weeks after I was there some cartel thugs threw freaking grenades in the entrance and killed a couple people. Hell if I would've died that night from whatever poisonous chemical they put in my drink do you think anybody from that establishment would've gave a damn? Hell no. The cops wouldn't have gave a damn. My family wouldn't have been able to sue for damages. As a patron or paying customer in the US you are somewhat important and can expect a certain level of respect and entitlement. In Mexico you ain't shit. I'm sorry but that's just how it is, you seriously ain't shit to those people. Don't ever forget that. I know I won't ever forget it.

[ADumbRookie]

Some people are recommending only taking taxis. Others recommend not using marked taxis and sticking to Uber. HK advertises a VIP shuttle. For a group of two people (myself and a friend), which would be best for us?

Is the shuttle only for groups of 4+? Does it show up at the border at regular times or is it only reservations?

[Captain Solo]

Jinxx is all wrong.