Hong Kong Club Reports

[Jackie888]

Made a visit Sunday afternoon to night. Most of the girls in HK were 7's. A few chunky oinkers. A few hotties. There were enough people to warrant opening of the full 2nd floor. But they didn't and it got pretty crowded in HK. Seems like they didn't know it was the Memorial Day weekend and they failed to bring more chicas. After a while it got boring, and I spent some time over at Adelitas where I thought they had better looking chicas. But the problem with Adelitas is that they don't know how to entertain like HK. Despite have a lot of quality chicas, they usually do not have more than a single dancer performing. So there are goods and bad all over, and I had to remind myself to manage my expectations in order to enjoy myself. Hey, at least I wasn't stuck in in the States at some stupid BBQ debating the use of coal over gas, and balance taste over carcinogen.

Carcinogen.

[Captain Solo]

LABorn.

Pedestrian crossing back on Saturday no waiting? What time did you cross back?

This week Friday and Sunday nights about 10 PM, I dropped the 2 noobs without Sentri near PedEast gate. There was no waiting line; they walked across without delay.

5 Sentri lanes had only 5 or 6 cars ahead of us; I crossed within 10 minutes. Meanwhile about 8 ready and regular lanes were open but the car line stretched back to O'Campo, 6 to 8 hours wait is about right.

A noob drove his mom back a Sunday evening this month, arriving at the Ready line at 7 PM. He had to wait a full 12 hours, sleeping in the car, did not clear the border until 7 AM the next morning. Life must be very hard for people who have to drive across for jobs, schools, families.

[MarksOfMagic]

HK should go back to the older business model about 3 years ago. Reasonable pricing. It's not our fucking fault that they were fucked in the head and expanded taking over Chevelas and converting the old garage into a wing, and then pass on the buck to us consumers. Holy shit, from Mondays to Thursdays, they don't have enough customers to warrant opening up the full 2nd floor and some fuck head in their organization decides to expand. HK forgets that the girls drive this business. Where the girls go, we go. That includes Chicago, Adelitas, Tropical, and the lesser dive bars. While HK is number 1, it is not that much above number 2 and 3. Good that HK blames the girls. Now those 80 can go over to Chicago, Adelitas, Tropical and increase supply and competition, driving down prices. Yeah, I still like to wander in HK on the weekdays. But I think I'll leave it to the guys in the leather pants and suits to fund HK business decisions and take my humble dollars to the other clubs. Frankly, it's not that HK girls are keeping my business. It's Cascadas.

On the topic of Business, it seems that HK will be coming out post pandemic having the monopoly / majority over the clubs in the zona with their true plans put into play earlier than expected while the clubs were closed. The portal from chavelas is a little iffy, and does mess up the feng sheui of the space but I get it- it releases congestion from the main stage area. The garage extension however is brilliant for hK, here's why.

It may seem empty Mon. - thurs but the expansion allows HK to give capacity to Patrons at its Peak times which is Friday and Saturday nights given Most people work 9-5 Mon. -Fri. Jobs and will likely party Fri. , sat nights. Most of you have experienced these Peak nights where there is no table / seat to be found, especially on PPV fight nights, where you are walking through a sea of men, rubbing elbows with more Men than fondling ladies- this equates to lost business. Having worked with restaurants, its essential to have the capacity to seat and dine customers at peak dining times. In reality, you go to a busy restaurant during dinner time and it looks packed (prepandemic) and the thought is, they are packed all day. But the reality is the restaurant makes most of its revenue during that rush, while sitting idle most of the day, with a trickle here and there. The same concept applies with HK, the expansions was not made for the weekdays, but to capture the peak on the said days. I Do appreciate the business decision of giving 2 free beers on Mon. , Tues. Can't beat Free.

HK is no dummy to business, and to be good at it, you need to have foresight. I think the main reason for the expansion is for 2026.2026 is the year of the first ever 3 nation cross border world cup, Mexico, Canada and USA will host games. What better way for them to catch the Peak market and accommodate more guests than any other club with the garage expansion. The border has made expansions as well, revamping Ped East. And the same with Cascadas expanding upwards.

We ve tried to spend our money at other clubs, but always end up coming back to HK. Music, the vibe, the ladies. The general perspective from the US of A first timer is that HK is way more affordable than Downtown Sd and Vegas. HK knows this and they openly welcome NOoB dollars. Its a world known club and when borders restrictions ease, more Noobs will come, once a month, maybe 2 on a Fri. Or sat. For regulars like us, we re better off going happy hours, aka Mon. - Thur. And might eventually find a chica who hasn't gone up all night, right around 2 to 3 am and shoot her an offer she can't refuse. Most will take it and its worked for me more times than not.

[LABorn]

Went Saturday night of Memorial Weekend.

Parked by border, walked in. About 5 people in front of me in line. Only 1 Mexican customs worker. Didn't say a word or ask a questions. Simply scanned and wrote some info off of my passport card and off I went.

Took taxi to HK (although I did see the limo) paid Taxi $7. (current rate is $6 + $1 tip) I've learned its better just to hand them money and not ask. If you ask, the rate is $8 or $10 depending on driver.

Mandatory drink / cover is back at HK. $5 dollars or 95 pesos for a can of tecate, however you can take that can of tecate to the bar and trade it for whatever drink you do want. It will either be same price of pay the $3 difference for premium hard alcohol.

Place was packed as you would expect from a holiday weekend. Not the hotest chicks, however walking around, you will eventually find someone you are interested in. If you don't walk back with your chica after the session, make sure to get a wristband or else they will ask you to buy another drink to re-enter.

Taxi back to "La Linea" barely any wait. Usual questions, "anything to declare?" . "Where you headed?

Warning: Do not drive your car into Mexico wanting to head back in the middle of the night. (Unless you have SENTRI) It will take you 6-8 hours. It seems like they close many lanes from midnight to 6 am.

[Aeguy]

I don't think I can use the dentist excuse on a Saturday night. Any other good excuses?

I've used "I'm going to visit my (uncle, mom, sister) tomorrow and need to buy medicine before I go". This usually gets me the seven-day pass for free.

[TomJackin]

Buy a 6 month visa for $ 30. This solves all problems. For 6 months you can enter Mexico without restrictions and no questions asked. Walk in line for Mexicans and just a show visa and that's it.

This is good advice. I've been walking across weekly for the last couple of months and this is the best way to go. Some try to get the less than 7-day FMM, but many seemed to end up in the back room behind the last two desks. Once you are in the back room, you can use any damn excuse you want (I'm sure they heard it all already), but you will still end up buying the 6 month FMM.

[StRobert]

Do I need a good reason for the border guards to cross the border?

Buy a 6 month visa for $ 30. This solves all problems. For 6 months you can enter Mexico without restrictions and no questions asked. Walk in line for Mexicans and just a show visa and that's it.

[Hargow20]

Get a copy of a recent drug prescription and take it with you. Tell them you going to get prescription filled. Chance are they will make you get a FMM / Visa. After this all you need to is to show the FMM / Visa to them and they will not ask why you are crossing.

I don't think I can use the dentist excuse on a Saturday night. Any other good excuses?

[Nothing24]

Went to HK Wednesday night. Seems like mostly new girls. Didn't see too many familiar faces. Usually I don't like girls with short hair but there was this one in particular who had one of the best bodies I've ever seen. She quoted me 100 and not willing to come down. She said in fact 100 was the "bargain" price because regular price is 120. I scoffed at that and sent her on her way. Saw her standing around all night not getting any clients. Couple other girls were standing firm at 100 as well. Seems like the newbies are trying to set a new standard. Ran into a pretty aggressive girl on the chavelas side who quoted me 100. I countered with 80 and she quickly accepted. Forget what her name was but it sounded something like Capri. She was pretty cool in bed but no DFK. I haven't read through the last couple pages but seems like they're offering a new deal where instead of 20 for the room you can opt for 30 and they include 2 beers. Didn't take them up on that offer but maybe some of you wouldn't mind paying for it if you don't already have a room of your own.

I also stopped by Tropical. To my surprise there were a ton of girls in there that night. Outnumbered the men pretty easily about 4:1. Problem is these girls just aren’t as hot as HK girls. Most of em look pretty average at best. With as many girls in there I didn’t spot any who I would rate above a 6.

Edit: I see a couple of you talking about your reasons for crossing into Mexico on foot. The excuse I always use is to pick up some medicine. Always works for me although nowadays I think they dont care as much for your reasoning for going to Mexico.

[Captain Solo]

Drove down with 2 noobs Friday afternoon. It would be their first visit to Tijuana and both were eager to go. Both were young, one never had a serious GF, the other is living with an ex GF until the end of the apartment lease.

Got in Chavelas about 4 PM. A noob had a cherubic and clean shaven face, looking very young, like half his age. Security guys were suspicious, checked his ID carefully, even pinched his cheek to make sure he was real and of age hehe. Chavelas had about 10 girls wearing masks, sitting glumly in booths scattered all over the bar, but it was too dark inside to know who they were or what they looked like. There was no show, no activities or a focal point, no interaction between girls and guys. The place was dead like a morgue.

Went over Hong Kong's side, it had about 40 girls. The strip show and lesbian show were going. We were sitting in a booth near the main stage watching the strip show and ogling hot girls. The girls looked much more attractive in HK with stage lights and many bright video monitors.

Saw a few very hot, glammy girls, like movie stars. Sasha was sitting by the stage for a long time not doing any business. She looked sad and worried. During the bar closure time, girls were all desperately low on fund. I was buying her a few fichas in the speakeasy to catch up, but she quickly pushed me to go to the hotel for sex, then rushed me to pop so she could immediately go off to smoke something. Looked like she was low on money as her addiction was grinding her down, and she was desperate.

A few strippers were very attractive and could really dance. The strip show got boring after a while. By 5 a lot more girls came in to work, but this week the hottest HK girls were banished to Chavelas, Frieda, Suki, Carolina, Lydia and a few others I did not recall names. They were not allowed back in HK, standing around in the dark, unable to show off their assets, looking pretty despondent. Suki was smart, stood near the door to HK where it was brighter. I saw her, came over kissing, giving her propinas. Suki's a cleanliness freak, soaping and showering me down thoroughly. I like to slide on her soapy body, my duck slippering on her soapy crotch, very sensual and erotic, gets me big boners every time. The 4-ft tall Belen has been back working the last few weeks. She did hook a guy to go to the hotel. Looks like HK was trying to move hot girls away from congested areas so the crowd would follow them to empty space in Chavelas, but guys could not see girls in that dark, boring bar and few followed them. Man, that was pretty stupid. HK should let the girls wherever they like. That would make them and their clients happy.

Ran into a bro from Philadelphia who had been staying in Cascada 2 weeks, bagging 3 girls a day average. What a good life. I really enjoy catching up with the bros when they are in town like good old friends. I urged the noobs to walk around the club and pick up any girl they like for company, but both came back quickly and did not seem to find any girls of interest. Meseros brought over a few girls but they also turned them down. Looked like noobs were intimidated in some ways in HK so they never approached or talked to any girls.

After sitting around drinking a few beers, noobs got restless, eventually said HK was kind of high pressure for them and they wanted to check out other bars. A few HK girls were looking young, hot, glammy and flirtsy like movie stars. I did not understand what the noobs were looking for. Last week a noob was so much in love with his first HK girl, he drove back a long way the next night by himself to bag her again. That looked like true love to me hehe. I should bring my psychiatrist friend along so he can carefully analyze the noobs and suggest behavior modifications to improve their lives, social, emotional, financial, sexual, spiritual ect. We have all the tools and supplies we ever need right here in La Zona to remedy any human ailments.

We went in all other bars but did not stay. Both noobs liked Tropical much better. We stayed for a couple drinks and will post info in the Tropical thread.

Found 2 ex HK girls working on Constitucion. They looked nice, clean, very attractive in semi revealing clothes on the street in the golden afternoon sunlight hehe.

Never had bad times, only good, sexy times in La Zona.

[Captain Solo]

I don't think the Mexican Imm guys are all stupid to believe crossing into Mexico just for dinner.

They immediately figured you were going to dine at your chica's why.

[KC Questor]

I don't think I can use the dentist excuse on a Saturday night. Any other good excuses?

I said dinner with friends every time I crossed on my last trip. Crossed three times without having to buy a VIP. The third time through the guy said "Back again?

[Fmojo]

I don't think I can use the dentist excuse on a Saturday night. Any other good excuses?

If you're that worried about it, cross at Otay. They rarely bother to check ID.

[Hargow20]

I don't believe that HK takes a cut of the girls fees when they go with a guy upstairs. But It would not surprise me that they do this.

Hadez,

Yep. HK girls were pressured to sell more fichas and they were desperate. Not too many guys would spring for $9 fichas and $100 quickie sessions, except a few young noobs who went with me recently hehe.

I think big changes in HK are coming. HK probably takes in 90% or more of all bar revenues in La Zona. Don't know what tricks they have to bring in more revenue and profit. Firing 80 chicas at one time is cruel. The poor girls would hang out working for free for HK most night. They do not drain HK's resources but make the club more lively and interesting. I suggested a few changes to their business model and pricing structure, but It's probably getting more expensive soon. Hehe.

[NoCBJ4Me]

In a word, no. If they do bother to ask, tell them you're going to the dentist.

I don't think I can use the dentist excuse on a Saturday night. Any other good excuses?