Hong Kong Club Reports

[Babe Magnet]

Price gouging HK and Chavelas. I got pissed off at their price gouging and told them to stick it.

Kudos to you, Captain, for recognizing and walking away from the price gougers. If only more people would follow your lead.

Before CoVid HK used to have a steady stream of couples heading upstairs, but there were no other couples at the ST desk at peak hours this time; we were the only couple on 6th floor. A few hundreds guys were sitting and drinking with girls all over the club but very few were pulling girls for sex. HK girls' high prices are hurting their business.

I was at HK and AB for probably 4-6 hours on separate occasions last week with the exit doors visible at all times. During that time, I saw one chica pulled from AB and 3 from HK. You're right, they're pricing themselves out of business just as I have predicted all along. Personally, I don't feel even the slightest shred of sympathy for them.

[Quick Love]

In the zona, it's generally just fine to use dollars. Hotels and bars set their prices based on dollars, so the cost of your room or for drinks is pretty much the same either way. If they are using 19:1 to set prices and you can get 20:1 at the exchange, you will save a tiny amount (about 5%) by using pesos. But it's not worth the hassle for a lot of guys. How good are you at math? Can you divide and multiply by the exchange rate fairly quickly? It's pretty easy right now at about 20:1, but still a bit of mental math. Also, it's a lot easier for the meseros to cheat you a bit if you use pesos. Say a drink is 78 pesos. You give him a 200 peso bill and he returns with a 50 peso bill and a handful of change. Are you familiar enough with pesos to fish out a 10p or 20p coin? Or do you just tip him a 50p note ($2.50)? However, if you give him a US $20 bill he'll bring back the change in dollars and you can just hand him $1.

As far as the bar girls, they are used to taking dollars and will quote those prices. Some girls may be willing to negotiate in pesos, but some won't. I've had a girl ask for $80 and when I asked for her peso rate she pulled up a calculator and said "1580 pesos". Some girls will ask for more in pesos than in dollars, because dollars are going up in value. Others will take less in pesos because they can spend them in more places. It's a crapshoot as to whether pesos will save you money or not with bar girls.

Now with street girls, pesos are the way to go. They think in pesos and often use a 10:1 conversion rate for convenience. So they will ask for $30 or 300 pesos ($15) for basic service. Pesos are the way to go with street girls..

Good stuff man, this hits all the main points on Pesos Vs Dollars. This post should be booked marked for further reference if anyone had any questions on what form of payment is best.

[SpeedToys]

Yes. The whipped cream show was happening. The girl came walking around for her tips and of course I had to tip her. But it sucks because I don't want to grope them when they are all covered in whipped cream. I mean maybe if we were in a room and could take a shower afterwards, but not when I would have to walk around the club all sticky.

They got bathrooms there still?

[KC Questor]

Thanks for the report but what is the benefit of spending US dollars?

In the zona, it's generally just fine to use dollars. Hotels and bars set their prices based on dollars, so the cost of your room or for drinks is pretty much the same either way. If they are using 19:1 to set prices and you can get 20:1 at the exchange, you will save a tiny amount (about 5%) by using pesos. But it's not worth the hassle for a lot of guys. How good are you at math? Can you divide and multiply by the exchange rate fairly quickly? It's pretty easy right now at about 20:1, but still a bit of mental math. Also, it's a lot easier for the meseros to cheat you a bit if you use pesos. Say a drink is 78 pesos. You give him a 200 peso bill and he returns with a 50 peso bill and a handful of change. Are you familiar enough with pesos to fish out a 10p or 20p coin? Or do you just tip him a 50p note ($2.50)? However, if you give him a US $20 bill he'll bring back the change in dollars and you can just hand him $1.

As far as the bar girls, they are used to taking dollars and will quote those prices. Some girls may be willing to negotiate in pesos, but some won't. I've had a girl ask for $80 and when I asked for her peso rate she pulled up a calculator and said "1580 pesos". Some girls will ask for more in pesos than in dollars, because dollars are going up in value. Others will take less in pesos because they can spend them in more places. It's a crapshoot as to whether pesos will save you money or not with bar girls.

Now with street girls, pesos are the way to go. They think in pesos and often use a 10:1 conversion rate for convenience. So they will ask for $30 or 300 pesos ($15) for basic service. Pesos are the way to go with street girls.

Escort agencies will vary. Some only post a dollar rate and you have to call to ask their peso rate, which changes based on the value of the dollar. In those places, dollars are your best bet. Some agencies post a peso and a dollar rate, so look at the rates and decide. Musas, for example, charges roughly $10 more if you pay with dollars (1600 vs $90/1900 vs $105).

In general, you won't lose much money paying with dollars (except for the street girls). And besides the actual exchange rate there is the added hassle of exchanging dollars for pesos. You have to stop at a cambio, maybe stand in line, and exchange your dollars for pesos. If you don't spend all the pesos, you have to then stop and change them back (and you lose money when you do that). For a lot of guys who just want a quick, casual trip to the zona it's just a whole lot easier to stick with dollars.

[MongerHunger]

*Damn*.

Just getting back home from an amazing time at the Hong Kong club. It's been about 2 yrs since I've been there last.

Hours: 10 am -3 am.

*after 3 am they move the party to the 7th floor from 3 am-10 am.

So man hot chicks, lots of fake asses (which is not really my thing especially if it's too exaggerated).

Cost: lots of girls are asking for $100 but they are also willing to accept $80 , I had one girl quote me $200 usd, she was model material but not worth $200 .

Seating: even though they opened up the space towards chavelas and expanded the Miami club area. Those areas feel like you are missing out on most of the main fun which is in the middle of the club.

Thanks for the report but what is the benefit of spending US dollars?

[Captain Solo]

Doger,

I gave her a couple propinas, squeezed her boobs and groped her crotch in the club. She would not sit and drink but was nice and pleasant.

You can finger her ass and her pussy all you want in the club, but it's not as good and intimate as getting on top, pump her pussy and make her squirm.

Combination of HK, Chavelas and the new annex is huge like a shopping mall, some corners are very dark. You should be careful or you may get lost and get robbed by 7 well-dressed dwarfs again.

[Dogers69]

Wow captain solo, you are a veteran you shouldn't be making the mistake of taking woman upstairs who don't do shit in bed. I was in HK Monday and Tuesday when it opened. I hate to say it, but, I liked all the bars better in the speakeasy. I could walk in find the girls quicker. All the speakeasy felt more like a Asian massage working girl house where you walk in and are in close contact with all the woman. Now its huge rooms I walked around HK for an hour both days looking for a amazingly fun tropical / HK girl from 5 days prior. This girl was about 26 perfect body 8 face 10 on fun scale. Just over drinks she begged and reminded me constantly not to stop fingering her ass and pussy then she bought me to a darker seated area to eat her out at the table. Tits DFK. I had bought her drinks year earlier in HK too and she reminded me. She knew during the 1st drink I wasn't going to pay for sex as I didn't want to waste her time. I spent 27 on drinks 20 tip but it was a a good 35 minutes of fun. If a girl isn't fun during her drinks cut her loose make her go work in xoxo.

[MmaufcFan]

*Damn*.

Just getting back home from an amazing time at the Hong Kong club. It's been about 2 yrs since I've been there last.

Hours: 10 am -3 am.

*after 3 am they move the party to the 7th floor from 3 am-10 am.

So man hot chicks, lots of fake asses (which is not really my thing especially if it's too exaggerated).

Cost: lots of girls are asking for $100 but they are also willing to accept $80 , I had one girl quote me $200 usd, she was model material but not worth $200 .

Seating: even though they opened up the space towards chavelas and expanded the Miami club area. Those areas feel like you are missing out on most of the main fun which is in the middle of the club.

Oh so the 7th floor is still la thing huh? Yea I saw many fake big butts I don't get it. $200 GTFO.

[Jackie888]

Checked out HK on Sunday. At the back entrance, el gringo without a mask decides to try to enter. Nope. Security politely asked him to get a mask. He wines a little to no avail. He leaves. Then comes back and puts on a mask. Fucking A. How fucking hard is that? HK was shut down for months and a fucking dick like this is ready to bring the authorities down on HK again because he was too fucking stupid to get a mask. What a fucking selfish asshole. Security lets the dickhead in. Less than 3 minutes later, 2 of Tijuana's finest municipality police decides to go in the same back entrance. How fucking hard is it to put on a fucking mask so that HK and the other bars don't have to shut down? Fucking A.

[Quick Love]

*Damn*.

Just getting back home from an amazing time at the Hong Kong club. It's been about 2 yrs since I've been there last.

Hours: 10 am -3 am.

*after 3 am they move the party to the 7th floor from 3 am-10 am.

So man hot chicks, lots of fake asses (which is not really my thing especially if it's too exaggerated).

Cost: lots of girls are asking for $100 but they are also willing to accept $80 , I had one girl quote me $200 usd, she was model material but not worth $200 .

Seating: even though they opened up the space towards chavelas and expanded the Miami club area. Those areas feel like you are missing out on most of the main fun which is in the middle of the club.

[Necropet]

They have towels all over but the towels usually have almost as much cream as the girls. I can not resist touching these hot ladies myself. Just need to make a trip to closest bathroom and wash hands.

It never ceases to amaze me just how nasty some of these girls get with my hand and / or fingers. I probably would wash my hands even if there was no cream involved LOL.

Truth. The towels are soaked everywhere. Time before last I was there, one of those beautiful putas put my finger in them and stuck her tongue in my mouth! Face totally covered in cream! Good times! Can't wait to be there this weekend again!

[Hadez]

They have towels all over but the towels usually have almost as much cream as the girls. I can not resist touching these hot ladies myself. Just need to make a trip to closest bathroom and wash hands.

It never ceases to amaze me just how nasty some of these girls get with my hand and / or fingers. I probably would wash my hands even if there was no cream involved LOL.

Yes. The whipped cream show was happening. The girl came walking around for her tips and of course I had to tip her. But it sucks because I don't want to grope them when they are all covered in whipped cream. I mean maybe if we were in a room and could take a shower afterwards, but not when I would have to walk around the club all sticky.

[Captain Solo]

Price gouging HK and Chavelas.

Got in Hong Kong with wingmen around 7. The place was already crowded; all booths around Pista Norte and on the main floor had been taken by guys with bottles. Looked like a lot of people were anxious for HK's reopening. Finally found a table near the stage, waited and met the bros from out of state. We exchanged intels, had a few drinks together then split to do our own sexy things. Asked Speedy to bring a bottle of Don Julio 70's; he said $100,his old mesero friend said $300 to have a table on a busy night. I got pissed off at their price gouging and told them to stick it. We order a few rounds of $5 beers with HK's 2-4-1 coupons. HK was still honoring that.

About 200 girls were working in HK and Chavelas, spread out all over the facility, main club's 3 floos, Miami room with its own strippers and the new huge Hangar Annex with half dozen girls dancing on the bar in the middle. A series of strippers on Pista Norte were chunky, not very attractive and did not dance very well. Dozens of the most popular girls were in, Frieda, Cesia, Krystal, Eileen, Suki, Lydia / Marilyn, a few very beautiful new spinners. I was looking for spinner Roma, but most girls were wearing face masks, difficult to identify, found only a few by their familiar body shapes. 2 chunky girls were slithering in the foam show on Pista Sud. They were not very attractive but the noobs liked the novelty of a lesbian show. A guy brought an attractive young girl to watch the strip show at Pista Norte. They looked excited and were having fun. I mentioned to the noob that he may want to pick up that girl, but he was shy and did not try. Later found out the guy was an USG bro looking for us, wanting to meet up. They stayed all night and went to other civilian clubs. Could have been a lot of fun with their company.

Lydia / Marilyn.

Gilrs lined up along the stairs, seemed desperate for business, grabbed and groped guys aggressively. Pretty and lanky Frieda hit on me a couple times. She dyed her hair with blue steaks in front, looking artificial. I prefer her with natural beauty. Girls were floating around the club, dancing on bars to show off their sexy appeals, but unlike before CoVid, very few were taken out to the hotel. Lydia / Marilyn was dancing on bar Kowloon. She just came back after absence a few years, looking tall, shapely, beautiful, nice, smooth skin, hot and sexy, like a New York City's Rockette dancer. She used to be a spinner, one of the most popular girls in HK, but had a baby and her body filled out, looking like a matron now. By 10 PM decided to pull Lydia for old time sake, offered to buy her drinks but she said, no drinks, solo sexo. The girls make a lot more money going to the hotel than sitting, drinking, bullshitting for hours with guys. She said $100 then agreed to a discount. We climbed 2 flights of stairs to the ST desk on Cascada's 3rd floor, paid $21 then waited for the elevator to 6th floor for ST rooms. It was a long, inconvenient wait. Before CoVid HK used to have a steady stream of couples heading upstairs, but there were no other couples at the ST desk at peak hours this time; we were the only couple on 6th floor. A few hundreds guys were sitting and drinking with girls all over the club but very few were pulling girls for sex. HK girls' high prices are hurting their business.

She wanted money upfront. Her body had filled out, her see boobs were starting to droop. She did not allow kissing, groping, fingering, sucking her tits and kitty, gave me a CBJ then got on top doing a RCG. I had to insist before she turned around to do a CG. I was squeezing her bobs and looking at her pretty face. Looked like she was trying hard to avoid my face. Got really hard with her, pinned her down to do missionary. She was very wet and snug without lube. After a few minutes pumping she claimed my stomach was hurting her belly, placed a pillow between our stomachs, then wanted to do doggie. After some serious pumping she was squealing and grunting. I popped big and was exhausted, lying in bed, panting. She sat on bed butt naked texting someone. It was obvious she was distancing and trying to avoid as much frontal contact with me as possible. It was like sex by a remote control. There was no embracing, kissing, fingering, no closeness between us. She was like a grunting inflatable doll in bed, worse than the majority street girls. Sad to say this kind of distancing sex has been practiced by just about all HK girls I took up after CoVid. I definitely did not enjoy sex with her, more like disgusted and dissatisfied. Could have had far hotter sessions with at least half a dozen street girls.

More price gouging.

Went back down and found the wingmen. We were looking but could not find an empty table to order dinner. Found empty tables on Miami's 2nd floor but the air was too hot. Finally went to the Hangar Annex and found one in a cooler place. The annex was filled with people. The music was booming very loud, rattling the table. We thought it would be hard to enjoy food. Ordered beers and rib eye steaks with Azul's 2-4-1 voucher. The meseros went back and forth a few times, finally said Azul's was not honoring the voucher; the steaks would cost $15 each. It was obvious price gouging. I told the guy to cancel the order. He ran off in a hurry to cancel. Hope Azul's already burned 20 steaks for us hehe. The noobs went to the corner tacos stand. We met up at Al Capone, had Caldo de Rez for a night cap.

Easy drive back.

Drove back after midnight. The streets were dark. There were no policia patrol cars around La Zona Norte and on the way back to the border. Crossing back was quick and easy. SENTRI car lanes were short, only a few cars before us; we crossed in 5 minutes. The bros without SENTRI also walked across quickly. Had a fun, sexy night partying with hot girls in a quick trip, met up with the bros, exchanged intels. Looking forward to having more sexy fun with them South of the border. The nondrinking noob drove us back. Traffic was light and smooth all the way.

[Dickus Maximus]

I guess no whipped cream show?

Yes. The whipped cream show was happening. The girl came walking around for her tips and of course I had to tip her. But it sucks because I don't want to grope them when they are all covered in whipped cream. I mean maybe if we were in a room and could take a shower afterwards, but not when I would have to walk around the club all sticky.

[Jinxx]

You don't really have to.

Yes I do have to actually. I recommended a "churascaria" smorgasbord of meat type restaurant and that goes completely against my vegan beliefs. So as to make amends for mentioning a meat serving restaurant I must add the disclaimer. Did you see the part where it said "feel free to ignore"? What kept you from just appreciating the useful info I shared and simply ignoring the vegan part? Was it that hard to ignore? Did it trigger your inner most feelings and emotions? If so I sincerely apologize. I definitely don't want to stress you out too bad there bro.