Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

It's CA AG Xavier Becerra who has been selected by Joe Biden to head Health and Human Services. He was the AG replacement for VP Kamala Harris so she apparently recommended him for this job. What does he know about health care?

He's prosecuting this pastor guy Nasson of the church la Luz del Mundo in LA for sexual abuses of minors, had bail at $90 M, to make sure he's not running back to Mexico hiding behind AMLO. One of the indicted groomers has pled and cooperated with prosecutors, so this guy will for sure be locked up for decades.

Sure hope he will relax the human sex health services, may be putting unemployed and horny women to work, providing hot sex free to any citizen who needs it.

[Dickus Maximus]

Well, not a LOT of reading on this. How does one 'master' the 7th floor?

Not sure. I shuffled up once when they closed the club at 12 and everybody was just going that way. It's a different experience and worth trying once, but cramped and probably COVID central. I suspect you could just enter the hotel next to HK and walk up to the lobby and they will let you take the elevator to the 7th floor. Others here can probably explain it better.

[SpeedToys]

Just got word from an amiga who works in Hong Kong that they are shut down again. Only operating on the 7th floor. Baja is back at the red semaphore level.

Well, not a LOT of reading on this. How does one 'master' the 7th floor?

[DramaFree11]

Just got word from an amiga who works in Hong Kong that they are shut down again. Only operating on the 7th floor. Baja is back at the red semaphore level.

There goes my Christmas Trip, this Sucks A.

[Dickus Maximus]

Just got word from an amiga who works in Hong Kong that they are shut down again. Only operating on the 7th floor. Baja is back at the red semaphore level.

[Jackie888]

Been working on your advice morsels.

What is the 'upstairs' floor at HK, and how does that separate you and your girl, from the 'help' downstairs?

Most waiters stay on the 1st and maybe 2nd floor where it is crowded. They are often too lazy to walk another flight up the stairs to harass you. It is the same concept as sitting way in the back of Chublelas. It is really out of their way so you are less likely to be bothered and rushed to buy more ficha drinks.

[SpeedToys]

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

I still enjoyed your post though. And, on the offhand chance the pig starts to sing, we'll all be grateful.

I've also seen people wake up after 2 days in a jail cell on Soi9 in Pattaya $8 K US poorer and basically destitute for a few days, with a new outlook on not being the king asshole at home anymore, and learn to look up to their guest nation of choice, and not down.

Anything is possible.

If I kept every tiny lump of chiclets gum I ever bought for the forgotten change in my pocket from 'vendors' around the world, I would have a lot of gum.

But I wouldn't feel I missed the 20-30 cents I gave up getting each one of them.

[Captain Solo]

CHP could slap me with a big ticket, or make me send a big contribution to Gov Newsome's reelection.

The governor is heading to DC as Biden's new Health and Housing sec.

Hope he will give tax incentives to local Zona Rojas in all 50 states to improve the mental and physical health of 50% population.

[DramaFree11]

Been working on your advice morsels.

Go upstairs and buy drinks directly from the bartenders. You can sit and talk at the bar. Build a relationship with the bartenders and a lot of your problems will go away.

[SpeedToys]

Great point, there is balance. I see guys throwing money around like candy at HK, I just laugh. Many time those same guys do not even take girls upstairs, I am the complete opposite. Get the girls out of HK onto your turf. (Azul or Your room).

Been working on your advice morsels.

What is the 'upstairs' floor at HK, and how does that separate you and your girl, from the 'help' downstairs?

[Dogers69]

I'm always trying to find how much fun I can have at the lowest minimum, $100 dollar budget is too low for HK. It is doable budget for the zona. One time I think I took up a adelitas girls (70 ish including room) and then a street girl later for around $25 including room and just had one beer that night. But, that was just me experimenting.

I typically will bring around 200 dollars every trip and sometimes a little extra. Meseros are annoying, but they leave you alone if you have a drink in hand for the most part. Also, from my experience the really pushy ones I will just tell them I have been in the club all day and buying drinks, and does he want me to throw up? Then, they leave me alone. I know its kind of annoying because american strip clubs will just let you sit and not order a drink if you want. But, personally I usually follow the expectation that if you enter a establishment you should buy a drink or something. Plus, HK cover includes a drink so if you don't want to buy another drink just make the included drink last. If you think HK drink prices are too expensive, which I agree, just pre game at adelitas, which I do before heading to HK. I check out the talent at adelitas, take a mental note of the talent, and then head off to HK after half an HR.

You have not gone in a while it sounds like. Adelitas beer is 25 cents cheaper than HK. I don't complain about hk beer price because I get free beers with VIP card and coupons. My issue is waiters and worse, food snack vendor interrupting you every minute with a girl. I used to go to HK with 35 bucks and leave happy. But I had a GF and didn't need sex. So I would find one of the reliable girls in Adelitas or another hole in wall that would be all over me for 2 drinks over 25 minutes, and 2 dollar beers. 2 free hk beers 5 bucks for the whip cream stage, 3 bucks for taco and soda, and leave happy after 3 hours. Now? I bring 300 and credit card in case I find one that wants to see me after work to hang out all night for free or close to free. That hasn't happened though in few years and no bar girl has done her sales pitch correctly largely because so few offer GFE and I can't go up to every girl asking her to describe her sex, maybe ill ask 5 or 6 a night.

[SpeedToys]

We left after 7 to avoid the curfew on the road.

What is the CHP going to do. Send you home?

Seriously.

[ChinaMan360]

Great post and great advice. If you don't have at least $150 when you walk in the door, your chances of a great experience are low. Today, best case scenario, you are paying $80 for 20 minutes. $20 for a room. $15 for a drink for you and a chica. Singles to walk around for samples and $5 for a taxi back. I read about people going with $100. Well, like it or not, that's not the going rate. So if you are going there with $70, I suggest saving and going half as often. I mean, if you are just going to hang out and have a few drinks, ok. But if you are looking for Miss Perfect on that budget, well, the odds are infinitely against you.

As for the meseros, there is a fine line. I've said it before and I live by it. It's better to make friends than enemies. Lately, I've been in HK maybe twice a month. I would agree the number of asshole meseros has increased. Avoid Ricardo. Avoid Humberto. But over the years, treating some of these meseros well has paid off more than I could expect. On some levels, it's a crapshoot. But over time, I've learned who will not look to screw you. Guys like Fernando, Pedro, Valentino (to a lesser extent). I walk in the door and there is mutual respect. Certainly not every night, but sometimes I will give one of them a nice tip at the start of the night. I typically stay many hours. I'm not even sure how they do it but NO other meseros will bother me. If I had to deal with meseros every 4 minutes, I'd leave. On the rare occasion where I have had trouble with a chica, a mesero, or even another guest, the known meseros have always come through. My point is I would not try to give these guys a 50 cent tip and they would never try to rob me of a quarter. If you come across a bad mesero, handle it forcefully. But there are a few decent dudes there. When you find them, treat them well.

I'm always trying to find how much fun I can have at the lowest minimum, $100 dollar budget is too low for HK. It is doable budget for the zona. One time I think I took up a Adelitas girls (70 ish including room) and then a street girl later for around $25 including room and just had one beer that night. But, that was just me experimenting.

I typically will bring around 200 dollars every trip and sometimes a little extra. Meseros are annoying, but they leave you alone if you have a drink in hand for the most part. Also, from my experience the really pushy ones I will just tell them I have been in the club all day and buying drinks, and does he want me to throw up? Then, they leave me alone. I know its kind of annoying because American strip clubs will just let you sit and not order a drink if you want. But, personally I usually follow the expectation that if you enter a establishment you should buy a drink or something. Plus, HK cover includes a drink so if you don't want to buy another drink just make the included drink last. If you think HK drink prices are too expensive, which I agree, just pre game at adelitas, which I do before heading to HK. I check out the talent at adelitas, take a mental note of the talent, and then head off to HK after half an HR.

[Jinxx]

Meseros are like parasites, hard to get rid of. I have no problem paying for the girls and they deserve it. What is exactly a mesero good for? Harassing you, breathing in your neck, following you like a poodle, cluttering the lobbies. They are like relentless peddlers. They should go get a real job. In Curacao, there is a place called "Campo Allegre"; its a military camp turned into a brothel; Once you have passed the entrance, no meseros. Only waitresses at the bar. This is heaven.

Chicago's has female meseras, some of them are pretty hot. I banged a mesera from Chicago's a few months ago. She was pure GFE DFK the whole nine. A 21 year old chica I got the vibe she was ready to get married. I also got the vibe I was her first ever p4 p customer. I had bought her a couple fichas and when I told her let's go upstairs to fuck she got this panicky deer in the headlights look on her face like she didn't what to say or what to do. Then when we were in the room she was nervous not really knowing what to do or how to proceed. But then her instincts defaulted to the only experience she probably had which was making love to her baby's daddy. So it was a great experience for me as it didn't feel like puta sex, but more like a real girlfriend.

But yea if you prefer to have a beautiful lovely female mesera then Chicago's is a good place for that. Oh and also La Gloria has female meseras some times. A while back I was banging and getting AWESOME bbbjcim from a mesera I found at La Gloria.

[TomJackin]

Please, please, and please, stop whining about the meseros!

OMG, they did not give me my change!

OMG, they brought me a chica!

OMG, they hung around me and kept asking me for stuff!

OMG, they kept pushing fichas!

Wake the fuck up; that's how they make a living!

If you are controlled be the meseros; that's your fault. Remember, you do have the option of staying home.