Hong Kong Club Reports

[Goyo61]

From airport just Uber to PedWest and cross there.

After customs and you keep walking it will let you out at a little plaza where you can catch a Taxi for $5 to HK. (OK sure you can barter for cheaper but it's what the drivers will want). Or you can get a Uber from the plaza on the Tijuana side and go to HK. The ride is like 3 minutes. Very close.

Last two times I was down there at 7 pm coming back there was not any line at pedwest. Here is a web site to bookmark and you can check it before going so you can see how long a pedestrian wait is. (look under San Ysidro / PedWest).

https://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/mobile.asp?action=n&pn=2504

Any questions?

Have a great trip!

Hi all,

Long time monger here, recently transplanted to Southern Cali from the east coast.

A quick questions about Tijuana if I may:

1) I am flying into SD. Never been south of the border. Is there a best avenue of approach to get into Tijuana?

Most critically, coming back into the US, is there a place to cross the border where I can avoid long lines and delays?

I am planning on getting into an Uber once I get off the airplane, heading right to the HK, then Ubering back. (I don't want to rely on HK transport for my first outing).

Any and all help, color and detail you guys can provide, is truly greatly appreciated. I promise to provide detailed colorful reports.

[BrotherMouzone]

I disagree. I would say never mention the red light district when going through the border check point. Why invite any extra scrutiny upon yourself if any Mexican customs officials overhear your conversation. I just always say I'm going to the casino. One of my last trips a bunch of drunk guys were going on and on about Hong Kong while waiting in line and some guy was talking Trump this and Trump that loudly. Was kind of cringeworthy and a few of the guys got sent to secondary inspection.

Yeah, I've never told the customs officials I'm going to the Zona Norte brothels (I usually say I'm going down to the bars around Avenida Revolucion to drink) but honestly, those folks are experienced and a lot of times can tell where you're really headed LOL. Maybe 25-30% of the time when I've crossed late at night I'll say I'm headed down to the bars on Revloucion and they (if it's a male official) will say something to the effect of "oh you're going down to check out the chicas, eh?" Then we both start laughing and he lets me through without issue. They're pretty good at profiling who's going where a lot of times but they're not going to give you issues even if they know you're going to Zona Norte. Don't understand why they would anyway.

[Goyo61]

Thanks Solo. Like that body.

I can't remember if Chavelas is next to HK. ? I went in there for a drink. Danced and tipped a girl for some dances and bought her a drink but didn't see any cuties like her in there but I didn't go all the way to the back of the place.

Will remember her name.

Goyo.

Tuesday night I was walking through Chavelas. There were less than 10 girls, most were chunky, heavy type, but found 2 hot skinny spinners. Estafanie had a pretty and expressive face of a movie star, high cheek bone, full sexy lips. I was so impressed by her pretty face and her lanky body that I skipped my assets squeezing routine and went straight to making my standard offer, which she quickly agreed. We headed to my room in Cascada. I was squeezing her boob and her butt. They all felt real.

I offered her a Tequila shot but she declined, took a couple sips from a Tecate beer. She said she was 25. Out of her clothes, her body was lean and soft, not tight and toned like girls; her boobs pointy and slightly droopy, smooth skin, no tats. I asked her to lay down so I could gently caress her body and her tiny mound. She asked me to wash my hands before I proceeded. She only allowed lip kissing, no DFK. Her beauty and classy manners really turned me on.

[Dogers69]

Tuesday night I was walking through Chavelas. There were less than 10 girls, most were chunky, heavy type, but found 2 hot skinny spinners. Estafanie had a pretty and expressive face of a movie star, high cheek bone, full sexy lips. I was so impressed by her pretty face and her lanky body that I skipped my assets squeezing routine and went straight to making my standard offer, which she quickly agreed. We headed to my room in Cascada. I was squeezing her boob and her butt. They all felt real.

I offered her a Tequila shot but she declined, took a couple sips from a Tecate beer. She said she was 25. Out of her clothes, her body was lean and soft, not tight and toned like girls; her boobs pointy and slightly droopy, smooth skin, no tats. I asked her to lay down so I could gently caress her body and her tiny mound. She asked me to wash my hands before I proceeded. She only allowed lip kissing, no DFK. Her beauty and classy manners really turned me on. I got an instant hard on with her beautiful body and her pretty face, sucking on her tits, caressing her clit then inserting my middle finger deeply inside her vagina to rub and claw on her G spot. She liked that a lot, sighing, hissing, her crotch bucking, her body stiffened, her pussy got very sticky and wet. I gave her a very long treatment of her G spot. She kept moaning and sighing, like her pleasure kept coming on and never stopped.

I saw a guy talk to her for 10 seconds then go upstairs Tuesday, maybe it was you. I'm surprised CBJ lip kissing can be found worthwhile. I guess a lot guys don't like the intimacy. If I'm not needing BBBJ or kissing I would just use street girls. But yeah Chevelas super dead Tuesday. Didn't see what Adelitas looked like.

[Tigger69]

1. Is it advised to carry a bag with clothes, lube and condoms? Or should I travel light like no bag nothing and buy somewhere near HK?
2. Since I am crossing on foot, which cab should I take? Like something that lands me at HK without any BS or anything? Any signs or some sort?
3. Do you think I will find fellow brothers someone going to Tijuana all the time? So that I can get in with them?
4. If I choose a BG for hour, can I extend for more than hour if I like her?
5. Any tips pre carrying stuff. How to deal with BGs to get PSE level session what to ask etc? My Spanish is shit.

1. Just like any other trip, it depends on how long you plan on staying. I prefer to spend the night (or two) so I get a room and pack accordingly but if you're just going down for a few hours or so I would pack as little as possible. There's a bag / coat check at the entrance but I've always thought it is a hassle to bring more than is absolutely necessary. Think about when you go clubbing with the hope of getting lucky; do you want to carry a bunch of shit around. In your fanny pack? You can buy condoms and lube at the hotel and everything else you might need within a 1-2 block radius (e. G there's an Oxxo convenience store across the street, a restaurant right in the hotel and a pharmacy a few blocks away). As mentioned, I prefer to stay overnight so I bring a lot more (condoms, lube, massage oil, change of clothes, toiletries, ear plugs (for the noise), pillow case (for hygiene), toiletries, extra cash, even more extra cash (putas are addictive), etc.) but it's really about personal preference.

2. Already answered by someone else / several others. Personal preference; I usually take a taxi but the limo and Uber are also available. RTFF.

3. Same as above.

4. If you book a room for the night you can extend for as long as you want. As long as you and the chica can come to an agreement. Otherwise you're going to get a knock on the door in 30 minutes (or less). I hate being rushed, which is another reason I book a room for the night. Just remember that a big part of the fun is sampling as many as your dick allows so, unless she's spectacular, don't get hooked (aka fall in love) with any one girl.

5. I speak enough Spanish to get by but I've always thought it would be fun to have some index cards with various things you want and / or must have w / both Spanish and English versions written on them. It will help you with your Spanish and you can even turn it into a game while you feel her out. Or up, as the case may be. Apps are another good alternative for more complex conversations.

Additional thoughts:

1. Don't overplan; a lot of the fun (especially the first time) is figuring shit out and going with the flow.

2. Don't set your expectations so high that they become unrealistic; most of the ladies are incredibly sweet but they are there to make money, not fall in love with HK virgins.

3. I've never been a fan of buying puta drinks (prefer to pick a hottie, negotiate and take her arriba) but I've started to see the value of buying her a drink first. It gives you time to make sure you have chemistry before going arriba. Yes, it's a $10 expense / investment but it's less expensive than spending $80 for a bad session (and increases the probability of a great session).

4. Trust your own instincts and do what works for you; then you only have yourself to blame!

[Diglerni]

I disagree. I would say never mention the red light district when going through the border check point. Why invite any extra scrutiny upon yourself if any Mexican customs officials overhear your conversation. I just always say I'm going to the casino. One of my last trips a bunch of drunk guys were going on and on about Hong Kong while waiting in line and some guy was talking Trump this and Trump that loudly. Was kind of cringeworthy and a few of the guys got sent to secondary inspection.

Sorry. I don't think I mentioned telling the Mexican passport check you're headed to HK. Sorry if that's how it came across. I meant before he heads into Mexico if he was nervous about crossing alone.

[Dogers69]

I realized, the back of hotel desk, which is quieter than front, they do the drink scam. I've only used the back 3 times. Once they simply gave me 29 back so if I had noticed right away I'm m sure they would say soda is missing. Since then I always make sure fridge has ten drinks. When it doesn't I make them correct it. When I left recently the guy next to me argued his way out of a beer. He was angry. And, they tried to tell me one drink was missing LOL. I explained I come often I know that it should have 10 drinks, he quickly handed me my money. I haven't had this problem in front. I understand $12 for a hotel is good deal but that's why I tip them $1 when I check in. And tip cleaning guy 2 per night. Sometimes I'll drink a soda or 2 just to show sign of good faith in terms of making money for hk hotel but these guys and the scams quite annoying.

[Dogers69]

Just got in yesterday and noticed it is slower than normal on the street. I guess the temp in the 50's is keeping the girls away. Stopped in multiple bars last night and didn't see the numbers I typically have seen over my last three trips (granted at different times of the year). Anyone else in town and want to meetup for a drink / food? Shoot me a DM.

Yeah hk was certainly quieter Tuesday compared to a Tuesday in the summer or before up until Christmas. Got a girl a ficha as a obligation to spend money since I got a 12 dollar hotel. She wouldn't go to find a empty seat she sat at bar. Next to me. She didn't touch me once or do much of anything other than talk. So I went to sleep at that point. My fault because I normally don't buy a drink until a girl flirts for free but I wanted to spend some money before I get put on the shixx list LOL.

[Captain Solo]

Tuesday night I was walking through Chavelas. There were less than 10 girls, most were chunky, heavy type, but found 2 hot skinny spinners. Estafanie had a pretty and expressive face of a movie star, high cheek bone, full sexy lips. I was so impressed by her pretty face and her lanky body that I skipped my assets squeezing routine and went straight to making my standard offer, which she quickly agreed. We headed to my room in Cascada. I was squeezing her boob and her butt. They all felt real.

I offered her a Tequila shot but she declined, took a couple sips from a Tecate beer. She said she was 25. Out of her clothes, her body was lean and soft, not tight and toned like girls; her boobs pointy and slightly droopy, smooth skin, no tats. I asked her to lay down so I could gently caress her body and her tiny mound. She asked me to wash my hands before I proceeded. She only allowed lip kissing, no DFK. Her beauty and classy manners really turned me on. I got an instant hard on with her beautiful body and her pretty face, sucking on her tits, caressing her clit then inserting my middle finger deeply inside her vagina to rub and claw on her G spot. She liked that a lot, sighing, hissing, her crotch bucking, her body stiffened, her pussy got very sticky and wet. I gave her a very long treatment of her G spot. She kept moaning and sighing, like her pleasure kept coming on and never stopped.

She gave me a strong CBJ. I already had a raging hardon so asked her to get on top. She gave me a hard CG, ramming down on my dick, moaning, hissing with pleasure. I turned her to doggie. She was moaning harder. I wanted to look at her pretty face so asked her to lie down for mish. She acted like a horny GF who wanted sex badly, pulled me down on top of her. Her pussy was wet and snug. I was ramming her hard. It was incredible pleasure plunging into her wet pussy, kissing her sexy lips, watching her pretty face contorted in pleasure. She was moaning, screaming pretty loud. I took a couple breaks, tried to prolong the pleasure for both of us. She was totally engaging in sex and enjoying herself like a GF. I got a very close intimacy with her very rare with other girls. She was 1 of the 3 girls I did that night, but blew a large load for her.

Got her tel. She works every night except Monday. Would recommend and repeat with her.

[Theo TheMonger]

Hi all,

Long time monger here, recently transplanted to Southern Cali from the east coast.

A quick questions about Tijuana if I may:

1) I am flying into SD. Never been south of the border. Is there a best avenue of approach to get into Tijuana?

Most critically, coming back into the US, is there a place to cross the border where I can avoid long lines and delays?

I am planning on getting into an Uber once I get off the airplane, heading right to the HK, then Ubering back. (I don't want to rely on HK transport for my first outing).

Any and all help, color and detail you guys can provide, is truly greatly appreciated. I promise to provide detailed colorful reports.

[Theo TheMonger]

Goddamned Impressive!

Wow! I am in awe here. There's got to be annual Monger Awards somewhere here (Jackson are you listening?) for Best Monger Outing and Best Monger Report, and this has to win both, hands down, no? I love all the detail and the color.

Just fantastic work here. Thank you.

BTW I agree with comments of others here: I would absolutely go for the threesome, have a fourgie, early and often. If some's good, more's better.

I'm a user with similar handle ( 50+ reports on USA), took break from hobbying around time myredbook / BP were booming, prior had only took stroll in Tijuana zona area for beer with college buddies after crossing from SD, having only tried a less than memorable 20 usd SG in st motel.

Decided to make 1st Tijuana flex,1st monger / hobby experience in la zona this past Oct 5-10,crossed via car, associate drove me via car left around late 12 pm arrived late 2 pm from LA, driver crossed back via car with plan of me getting HK limo / driver to drop me off to cross back via foot pedwest, was dropped off in front of HK / Cascadas on Coahuila Street (the side of the strip with Adelitas, HK and with Club Tropical across street), had done appropriate RTFT research on here, studied notes,1st I did was go straight into Cascadas entrance next to HK, in line check-in with my target being Hotel Cascadas check in 3 pm / check-out 1 pm time frame, got VIP Card, reception was OK with it, applied 20% for Sun, Thu & 80% for Mon / Tue,250 usd, made reservations around 2-3 wk prior.

Check-in took 30 min,4 pm I had settled in rm after staff finished, provided all sheets / towels & helped setup safe code, tipped initially in quarters as I had change in clothing to staff that helped me into my room, got Master Suite, planned initially 4 nights Sun check in / Thursday out (later extended 1 d), rm was in 300's,3rd FL, I vaped & medicated with hash. Oil / cannab..

[Zdaman101]

Just got in yesterday and noticed it is slower than normal on the street. I guess the temp in the 50's is keeping the girls away. Stopped in multiple bars last night and didn't see the numbers I typically have seen over my last three trips (granted at different times of the year). Anyone else in town and want to meetup for a drink / food? Shoot me a DM.

[DramaFree11]

Maybe it's because I live in San Diego and go to HK all the time, I think it's funny how people worry about crossing the border. As many have mentioned before, as long as you don't act like a idiot, crossing and getting to HK is super easy. There are 2 main border crossings, I prefer the one by Jack in the box (cheaper parking).

Go through Mexican passport check. Follow all the people toward the pick up spot. Trust me there will be plenty of people walking in the same direction as you, so no need to worry about safety. If you feel uncomfortable going in alone, wait at the Mexican entry point for a group of Americans going in and join them walking in. There will be plenty of people going. Don't hesitate to ask if they are going to HK, typically most of them are. If you go solo just walk behind a group. I would skip the cab drivers, HK has a free limo bus at the end of the walkway to the right and most likely a driver waiting to ask you if you are going to HK. Tip what you feel is best, I give 5 bucks.

As far as a bag, unless you are staying in Tijuana overnight there is no need. You can bring condoms or they have them when you go upstairs with the girl. If you do have a bag it will be run through a scanner in Mexico, so don't be foolish bringing in something that shouldn't be there.

Great report, very informative.

[Member #4722]

Go through Mexican passport check. Follow all the people toward the pick up spot. Trust me there will be plenty of people walking in the same direction as you, so no need to worry about safety. If you feel uncomfortable going in alone, wait at the Mexican entry point for a group of Americans going in and join them walking in. There will be plenty of people going. Don't hesitate to ask if they are going to HK, typically most of them are. If you go solo just walk behind a group.

I disagree. I would say never mention the red light district when going through the border check point. Why invite any extra scrutiny upon yourself if any Mexican customs officials overhear your conversation. I just always say I'm going to the casino. One of my last trips a bunch of drunk guys were going on and on about Hong Kong while waiting in line and some guy was talking Trump this and Trump that loudly. Was kind of cringeworthy and a few of the guys got sent to secondary inspection.

[Phordphan]

Different breweries, especially the giant macro-breweries, will farm out contracts to other facilities to have their beers brewed &/ or bottled &/ or distributed at a more localized level for that given market. For example, Stella Artois, which is owned by AB In-Bev (AB standing for Anheuser Busch), will often come right out of an Anheuser Busch plant, like the giant one off of the 405 freeway in LOS Angeles.

Tecate is now owned by Heineken International. I guarantee that the Tecate plants in Mexico are brewing &/ or bottling &/ or distributing Heineken locally within Mexico.

Can someone distribute a 6 pack directly to me, please?

That was the reason for my initial question. Heineken is brewed under license all over the world. The best tasting Heineken I ever had was in Sint Maarten, years ago. I *think* at that time it was imported from The Netherlands, being an ex-colony. The Heinie brewed in Thailand is crap. The stuff in the USA isn't all that much better, IMHO. Anyway, I was skeptical that HK would pay the extra price to have an genuine imported premium beer on their menu.