Hong Kong Club Reports

[Dogers69]

I visit Chicago every time. I wouldn't say the meseros are bad. There's more meseros per customer than Hong Kong though. My biggest issue with all the bars is, no meseros is assigned a booth. The two minutes neither of us have a drink, while we wait for our beers, six waiters may come up and ask us what we want. Why do they need four times the waiters than necessary? Then, a different waiter picks girls drink up every 40 seconds to feel how much beer is in it. Hong Kong, Chicago, chavelas, same thing. To me Hong Kong has angriest waiters if you cut the girl off after one or two drinks. And 30 minutes a drink? Not usual for myself. Probably 11 minutes.

[WombatEd2]

Chicago has by far the worst scamming meseros in the entire Zona and it's not even close. Pay with pesos and their rip-off rate is literally 100%.

When was the last time you went there? A while back, I would agree, but I've had no problems recently.

[Jackie888]

LOL! And this is why I will never go back to Hong Kong again!! LOL. I'm telling you guys, this is a perfect example. THIS is exactly what you should expect. THIS has been my standard experience, most of the girls behave just like this. It's actually freaky how so accurate this report is.

In summary: the girl wants $80, she demands the money up front and won't do anything unless you give it to her, and she leaves after 15 minutes of sex LOL. And the sex itself is super super low quality. The most unattractive sex ever basically.

Literally I would say 80-90% of Hong Kong sessions are like this. There really is no point to go. For new guys I recommend going to Hong Kong one time just to see what it's like, bang like 8-10 girls, as much as you can, as many bubble butts as you can. But after that, just never return LOL. Because Hong Kong is a terrible source for consistent sex. You'll get sessions like the one OP posted. At that point you'll just be wasting your money. Seriously. Take your $80 and contribute it to something more reliable and guaranteed. There are better ways to score consistent and fun sex with cute / attractive girls. Hong Kong is not one of those ways.

My experience is that it comes down to chemistry at the moment. The infamously hot Tiffany that laid there like a zombie for Solo's friend gave me one of the best GFE experience in 10 years. Another favorite told me flat out that if she doesn't like someone, she will end it in 15 minutes, money be damned. That's why I use drinks to feel a woman's mood even if she is a favorite because anyone can have a shitty day at work. The 15 minutes or so that you get with a drink, you have to use it wisely and feel her mood. Buying a chica several drinks while staring at her isn't really going to do the trick.

[DramaFree11]

LOL! And this is why I will never go back to Hong Kong again! LOL. I'm telling you guys, this is a perfect example. This is exactly what you should expect. This has been my standard experience, most of the girls behave just like this. It's actually freaky how so accurate this report is.

In summary: the girl wants $80, she demands the money up front and won't do anything unless you give it to her, and she leaves after 15 minutes of sex LOL. And the sex itself is super super low quality. The most unattractive sex ever basically.

Literally I would say 80-90% of Hong Kong sessions are like this. There really is no point to go. For new guys I recommend going to Hong Kong one time just to see what it's like, bang like 8-10 girls, as much as you can, as many bubble butts as you can. But after that, just never return LOL. Because Hong Kong is a terrible source for consistent sex. You'll get sessions like the one OP posted. At that point you'll just be wasting your money. Seriously. Take your $80 and contribute it to something more reliable and guaranteed. There are better ways to score consistent and fun sex with cute / attractive girls. Hong Kong is not one of those ways.

Sorry, I've had completely different experiences. I had so many awesome times at HK. Maybe, 20%, average or below, the rest have far surpassed my expectation, but I do the following:

1. Almost never use waiters, I only deal with bartenders and staff at the restaurant.

2. I take girls to Azul.

3. I rent a room for the night.

4. Use the VIP Card.

If you do these 3 simple things this will greatly enhance your experience at HK. For short term there are just not many places in the world then HK.

[SenorTJ]

Chicago has by far the worst scamming meseros in the entire Zona and it's not even close. Pay with pesos and their rip-off rate is literally 100%.

Yes, CC has the worst meseros. And constantly bugging you until you finally leave. I do my best to ignore them and focus on the ladies but the CC meseros really detract from the experience.

[Scudrucker]

No question that was a bad break for Solo but from his other posts, he had good sessions too. Not all good and unfortunate that the new pretty ones give the crap.

I am all ears for a better bar and I am happy to have had good times at Adelitas, CC and Trop (I have never scored at Chevales) but the hunt continues.

We have a bar in Mississauga called Café Atlantis. One of a few stripbars where extras can happen. Had a great time there a few occasions so when I travelled to Toronto again I made a point to drop in.

My favorite was not working but wow this pretty girl sat next to me and you know the pitch.

Of course this girl is all over me and after the second song, she whispers that she wants to do more to me.

Boom off we go to a secluded area of the upper floor. I gladly pay $140 cad for a BJ. Then the rules came out and as she applied the condom, I touched it. Well now she has to start all over, it was gruelling and I only stayed to see if she would actually put it in her mouth.

My long point is that its not just HK, you transfer the ***** story to any number of clubs.

I hear great things about Pattaya, Sosua, South America but time and money precludes these places for me.

If I had not found Tijuana I would be roaming Montreal or Toronto.

I sound like a shrill for Tijuana but I am booked to fly again so let the games begin.

Seriously, with 6 days off, I also considered the FKK clubs of Hamburg but the euro is not much better to the Canadian dollar and the jet lag and language. Maybe next time.

[Captain Solo]

To Jackie,

You are absolutely right. There are plenty of hot girls in HK to choose from. Find those who treat you with honesty and affection. If not, walk around the club to find another hot girl for your taste. Buy them drinks and Azul's food with the 2-4-1 coupons. Some girls go straight from school to work in HK and are hungry. They would appreciate your caring gestures.

This is no end to greed. You have to set your limits with the girls. Make sure they understand you are not Jeff Bezos wooing Lauren Sanchez, or they would think you are an ATM machine and set goals for themselves to empty out your bank and investment accounts. 2 of my wingmen went dead broke being nice to the girls, buying them fichas all night, giving them loans of $200-300 for emergencies. One girl had 3 kids plus a husband in federal prison for drug charges. She did give him a few free sessions to make up.

The girls should give you about 30 minutes of their company for each ficha. Some young girls like Tequila shots even on empty stomach. They can knock down HK's watered -down shots every 5 minutes. If they drink too fast, ask them to slow down "despacio, por favor. " don't worry about the petulant meseros selling more fichas. Just shoo them away. They learn quick. Keep a bottle of good tequila in the room and offer them shots. They can get very horny and go wild in bed.

You set your limits at $70 or 1,400 pesos for sessions in the hotel which is good. I usually offer them the standard local deal and even the hottest girls would accept. The only time I broke my rules I got fucked up my ass by the flat-chested lesbian Ruth de Monterrey. You should make the standard local offer and mention Tequila shots in the room to sweeten the deal. There are lots of hot girls in HK every night. They are more beautiful, sweeter and sexier than just about anything I found in the US.

If I were in your shoes and had your budget I would have bought drinks for the 5 prettiest girls, then pick the one I had the most fun with. Fuck the $100 price. My ceiling would have been $70. If she even hesitated, I would have called bachelorette #2 back to sit on my lap and I would do it before bachelorette number 1 leaves. You cannot act like a rich sugar daddy and expect a girlfriend. You acted like a sugar daddy, and so she treated you like a sugar daddy. She asked you to take her shopping thereafter.

[TerOnlyOnce]

Tuesday night drove down with 3 bros. 4 of us in my little sports car were kind of cramped, but it beats staying home and jack off to porn hehe.

HK had lots of hot talents this Tuesday night. About 60 girls were hanging out in the club. Rose was stripping, She's pretty and looks slutty, light skin, nice, sexy legs. The 2 girls in the foam show on the South Stage even looked good.

I had a hot session with Karin in the alley. She's a girl with a pretty, smiling face. Went back to HK to recharge, found a few hot choices, but Ruth had the lean, tall, healthy, sexy body and a very pretty face I prefer. I have seen her on and off a few times in HK and wanted to do her. So it was the right time.

I asked and she confirmed, yes she would go arriba. Dragged her to a booth, bought her a drink to get to know her more intimately. Her body looked lean and healthy, light skin with large red rose tat on her right thigh with the word "faith," and a smaller tat on her left shoulder. Her face was very pretty with large round eyes, straight nose, sexy mouth. She would not let me kiss her mouth, grope her crotch or squeeze her boobs under a padded bra, big warning flags, but I was smitten by her pretty face. She wanted $100. I countered with 1,000 pesos. She shook her head, finishing her ficha and grabbed her hand bag, ready to go. Finally got her to agree to 1,600 pesos. She refused kissing..

LOL! And this is why I will never go back to Hong Kong again!! LOL. I'm telling you guys, this is a perfect example. THIS is exactly what you should expect. THIS has been my standard experience, most of the girls behave just like this. It's actually freaky how so accurate this report is.

In summary: the girl wants $80, she demands the money up front and won't do anything unless you give it to her, and she leaves after 15 minutes of sex LOL. And the sex itself is super super low quality. The most unattractive sex ever basically.

Literally I would say 80-90% of Hong Kong sessions are like this. There really is no point to go. For new guys I recommend going to Hong Kong one time just to see what it's like, bang like 8-10 girls, as much as you can, as many bubble butts as you can. But after that, just never return LOL. Because Hong Kong is a terrible source for consistent sex. You'll get sessions like the one OP posted. At that point you'll just be wasting your money. Seriously. Take your $80 and contribute it to something more reliable and guaranteed. There are better ways to score consistent and fun sex with cute / attractive girls. Hong Kong is not one of those ways.

[ClamSlammer]

My take on the quality of the waiters of the Big 5, from best to worst:

1. Chevelas.

2. Chicago.

3. Adelitas.

4. Tropicals.

5. HK.

HK waiters are on par with rip off joints like Golden Nugget.

Chicago has by far the worst scamming meseros in the entire Zona and it's not even close. Pay with pesos and their rip-off rate is literally 100%.

[FunkyFunGuy42]

I plan to be there in 16th and 17 Mon. Tuesday after Mexico night. I am hoping all the girls who comes for Mexico night stays next few days. I always wonder where all these girls stays? I am sure they are not from Tijuana. So they staying locally for few months to make money.

Any bros going to be there the 14th? I'll probably be at HK around 1 or 2 in the afternoon.

[Jackie888]

My take on the quality of the waiters of the Big 5, from best to worst:

1. Chevelas.

2. Chicago.

3. Adelitas.

4. Tropicals.

5. HK.

HK waiters are on par with rip off joints like Golden Nugget.

[Jackie888]

Honestly, we should be thanking Captain Solo for taking the dive for others who might end up getting caught up in Ruth's pretty face.

Ruth gives me the smile every time I pass her. Pretty girl with great legs. Tempting. Thanks Solo for taking one for the team.

[Jackie888]

I went through 5 different girls with drinks before settling on the prettiest one of them all. They all wanted $100 for a session and the one I took upstairs wanted $100 no less. Disappointing, my expectations were set too high; I was expecting GFE FS. All I got and only allowed was CBJ and covered penetration. And the girl had the gall to ask me to take her to America to go shopping? *rolls eyes*.

Is this experience strictly on a girl by girl case or is this the norm? I was so disappointed I didn't bother with anyone else for the rest of the night. For $100 I had a phenomenal time in Pattaya in one of those massage brothels.

If I were in your shoes and had your budget I would have bought drinks for the 5 prettiest girls, then pick the one I had the most fun with. Fuck the $100 price. My ceiling would have been $70. If she even hesitated, I would have called bachelorette #2 back to sit on my lap and I would do it before bachelorette number 1 leaves. You cannot act like a rich sugar daddy and expect a girlfriend. You acted like a sugar daddy, and so she treated you like a sugar daddy. She asked you to take her shopping thereafter.

[SamWise1]

I plan to be there in 16th and 17 Mon. Tuesday after Mexico night. I am hoping all the girls who comes for Mexico night stays next few days. I always wonder where all these girls stays? I am sure they are not from Tijuana. So they staying locally for few months to make money.

And if I may add Saturday the 14th will be pretty wild down there also.

[Captain Solo]

To Debau,

El Capitan was stupid enough to dive into an empty and hard lesbian pool, breaking his face hehe.

The other hardened lesbian is Yselle, a tall skinny Stripper of the Year with very pretty face, nice, natural boobs, lots of tattoos on her hands and stick thin legs. A couple guys took her to bed, found her disgusted with and hated men, acting angry with lots of rules, no touch boobs, no suck nips, no poking pussy ect. Yselle would sit stiffly with guys for hours without saying or expressing anything. She just doesn't know what to do with guys, but shows lots of fun and affection for girls.

I hope the bros report lots of details about their sessions with girls so we can improve our selection and have good, sexy sessions without being insulted and roughed up by bad girls.