Hong Kong Club Reports

[Ruck13]

You've been given poor information. There are no more strip clubs on Revu, save two. Zorro Bar is more or less adjacent to Hotel Nelson. Some guys like it, some don't. There's used to be a gay bar next door. It may still be there. The other is at the other end of Revu, on 9th. Amnesia, famous for being even more of a rip off than HK. All others, Madonna, Peanuts and Beer, and so forth, are long gone.

Fond memories of Peanuts and Beer.

[Dogers69]

Spot on. The purpose of the drink is to see if the girl is going to be fun upstairs. And if she is not fun in the bar, she is hell not going to be fun upstairs. Same with the pricing. If she insist on an outrageous price (more than $70) she is not in the mood to have sex with you. It's her polite no thank you.

Exactly. When a girl is into you, she will do it for free almost. I've had bar girls drop to 30 because I kept saying no but I kept kissing them. One was drunk and wanted to come to my room free but I didn't want a legal problem. But yeah very few fake it very well. And I'm in last 10% of my age group on tinder so I am not bragging. But you got to find a way to turn her on before hand.

[Pepqk]

Thanks for the info everyone! I will be in La Zona this weekend and happy to buy a round!

It's been about two years and I was wondering, is staying at Cascadas worth it anymore? From what I read lately, I get the impression the HK scene has become super transactional and that I am just as likely to have a run in with a ratero or pig while looking for SG action.

Thanks!

[Phordphan]

Thanks man. Is there a particular one anyone can recommend?

You've been given poor information. There are no more strip clubs on Revu, save two. Zorro Bar is more or less adjacent to Hotel Nelson. Some guys like it, some don't. There's used to be a gay bar next door. It may still be there. The other is at the other end of Revu, on 9th. Amnesia, famous for being even more of a rip off than HK. All others, Madonna, Peanuts and Beer, and so forth, are long gone.

[ScatManDoo]

You been to Hong Kong enough to know to avoid those chicks. If they don't flirt before the drink, they don't get a drink. If the drink is not a lot fun activities, they sure don't get sex from me. And if they need more than 70 absolutely not. Not even for a hottie. The more $$ they ask for, the less interested in banging me. No sex is better than bad expensive sex. In my opinion anyway.

You have a much lower number of posts than the poster you're addressing, yet it is you that sounds more like a vet than a rookie at this game.

[Jackie888]

You been to Hong Kong enough to know to avoid those chicks. If they don't flirt before the drink, they don't get a drink. If the drink is not a lot fun activities, they sure don't get sex from me. And if they need more than 70 absolutely not. Not even for a hottie. The more $$ they ask for, the less interested in banging me. No sex is better than bad expensive sex. In my opinion anyway. Sometimes it's better to drink first so you can find almost all the girls attractive. And if you are under 30, find a way to get into the older thicker woman so your options increase.

Spot on. The purpose of the drink is to see if the girl is going to be fun upstairs. And if she is not fun in the bar, she is hell not going to be fun upstairs. Same with the pricing. If she insist on an outrageous price (more than $70) she is not in the mood to have sex with you. It's her polite no thank you.

[Dogers69]

You been to Hong Kong enough to know to avoid those chicks. If they don't flirt before the drink, they don't get a drink. If the drink is not a lot fun activities, they sure don't get sex from me. And if they need more than 70 absolutely not. Not even for a hottie. The more $$ they ask for, the less interested in banging me. No sex is better than bad expensive sex. In my opinion anyway. Sometimes it's better to drink first so you can find almost all the girls attractive. And if you are under 30, find a way to get into the older thicker woman so your options increase.

[Captain Solo]

Tuesday night drove down with 3 bros. 4 of us in my little sports car were kind of cramped, but it beats staying home and jack off to porn hehe.

HK had lots of hot talents this Tuesday night. About 60 girls were hanging out in the club. Rose was stripping, She's pretty and looks slutty, light skin, nice, sexy legs. The 2 girls in the foam show on the South Stage even looked good.

I had a hot session with Karin in the alley. She's a girl with a pretty, smiling face. Went back to HK to recharge, found a few hot choices, but Ruth had the lean, tall, healthy, sexy body and a very pretty face I prefer. I have seen her on and off a few times in HK and wanted to do her. So it was the right time.

I asked and she confirmed, yes she would go arriba. Dragged her to a booth, bought her a drink to get to know her more intimately. Her body looked lean and healthy, light skin with large red rose tat on her right thigh with the word "faith," and a smaller tat on her left shoulder. Her face was very pretty with large round eyes, straight nose, sexy mouth. She would not let me kiss her mouth, grope her crotch or squeeze her boobs under a padded bra, big warning flags, but I was smitten by her pretty face. She wanted $100. I countered with 1,000 pesos. She shook her head, finishing her ficha and grabbed her hand bag, ready to go. Finally got her to agree to 1,600 pesos. She refused kissing.

In Cascadas, she wanted money first. I resisted but she just sat in her clothes on the bed, looking at me with her stern eyes, so I gave her the money. She took a long shower of her crotch and urged me to do the same. She took the towel off, showing her completely flat chest with 2 large pencil eraser nips sticking out. She looked like a guy! I suspected her boobs may be small, but she had no boobs, just a flat chest with 2 pencil erasers nips. This was the reason she was hiding her chest and insisted on money upfront. She looked like a boy with her flat chest. Damn. I was disgusted! Look at her large hand in the pic. The bros confirmed she's a hard-core lesbian.

She gave me a long and vigorous CBJ. I got only semi hard after the hard session with Karin, so I asked her to get on top for RCG then CG. Her CG was lame. She only let a third of my dick in her pussy and was moving lazily, making fake hissing sound. I asked her to lay down for missionary. She clenched her thighs hard, allowing only the tip of my dick in her pussy. We got going only a few minutes. She showed me her watch and declared time was up. We had an argument. She agreed to extend 3 minutes. After that she just pushed me off, saying the 30 minutes started after we walked past Cascada's reception, and they can verify it. Fuck! I was pissed off.

She quickly got back to HK, dancing on the South bar near the hot tub. This lesbian Ruth is one of the coldest, hardest, worst cuunts I have dealt with and many years. Should be avoided! Don't let her rob you then give you a nasty time in bed.

[SenorTJ]

Tuesday I was looking at the Hong Kong girls, I took a quick estimate, the ones not dancing or with a guy buying her a drink, 75% were on the phone. I know they have to put on hours and days in order to work weekends but maybe they should make a no cell policy like many stores do. Or let them stay home work less days. Anyone notice this?

Yes, the girls should not be on their cell phones. It's a major turn-off. They should be dancing on the poles or on stage or trying to snag their next palo.

Also, I think HK should lose the gimmicky outfit occasions, but have one day in the week where the chicas dress elegantly-- skirts or dresses. Maybe on a Tuesday. Nice change of pace.

[Jackie888]

Tuesday I was looking at the Hong Kong girls, I took a quick estimate, the ones not dancing or with a guy buying her a drink, 75% were on the phone. I know they have to put on hours and days in order to work weekends but maybe they should make a no cell policy like many stores do. Or let them stay home work less days. Anyone notice this?

Yep. Noted it. The cell is a worst problem than all the other bars. I noticed that Adelaide's chicas don't normally carry phones.

[Captain Solo]

Tuesday night went to HK with a bro, arriving about 8 PM. First time I saw Rebecca in HK. She was standing near the stage for a long time, watching strippers intently like she was trying to learn the moves. She was tall, lanky, about 5'8 in heel. Her face looked pretty with long straight brunette hair; her body overall beautiful with sexy, feminine curves, light skin, no tats, one of the most beautiful body in my taste. Overall she looked like a movie star. Took her upstairs for a session with my standard HK offer. I rented a VIP room, but the Cascada guy at the elevator still asked for my room number, WTF, for purposes I only understood later.

Up close under the bright lights, she had pimples on her face and her body with a cesarean scar on her lower belly. Her boobs were perfectly round, perky be cups with small pink nipples. I took a few pics with her smiling sweetly. She was brand-new in the business, not knowing what to do with me in bed. I had her laying down in bed, looking deeply into her pretty eyes, kissing her mouth, sucking on her tits while fingering her pussy. She was smiling sweetly, purring softly, her eyes wide open in pleasure.

I got aroused quickly with her pretty face and her sexy body, raising a major erection. She was fumbling with my dick, giving me a lame CBJ, at times staring at it like a monster hehe. Obviously she was a sweet girl, new to the business, and had not learned sex techniques like other HK pros. I got so horny for her, kissing her mouth then moved down sucking on her tits, kissing her abdomen. I was going to return the favor by eating out her pussy, but when my nose got below her navel, I got attacked by an offensive odor, like fresh [CodeWord113], emanating from her crotch. Damn. I got really turned off, just wanted to get the session over with.

Got on top of her, sucking on her mouth, driving my dick deep into her pussy, which was looser than I liked. She was groaning, showing some enjoyment, but obviously inexperienced in sex, her arms and legs were flailing all over me. I was starting to feel good with my dick, when Cascada's clean guy started knocking on the door. I had to yell at him to fuck off. So HK also tries to control the length of time girls spend in your own room. Damn. From now on always give the elevator guys fake room numbers so they cannot knock hehe.

I popped, but the session was far less sexy, loving, exciting and satisfying than sessions with a few favorite street girls, especially with the bad fecal odor. We finished. I quickly went to the shower to take off the condom, She sat on the bed, putting on her panties. I suggested she wash herself in the shower but she shook her head, declining. She did not even wipe off her crotch with tissues. Damn. She looked very beautiful and acted nice and sweet, but was not verbal like a friend, and apparently she had not learned proper hygiene practices. Damn. Got her tel number but I felt like I wasted a session. Should have gone with my favorite street girls, but it was rainy and cold in Tijuana and not too many street girls showed up for work.

Sat at the bar near the stage, waiting for my wingman. He took HK's pretty twin sisters, Sandra and Alejandra, to the hotel. They are bigger than my taste with pretty faces looking like Korean or Han Chinese. The wingman then took another stripper with a pretty face but with loads of large tats to the room. This guy started the night, only wanted to go to Tijuana for the taco al pastor, no girls hehe.

Had fun bullshitting with guys sitting at the bar. Found 2 new guys who wanted to car pool. Mexican guy sitting next to me was fun. He's a dentist living in Encinitas, working in Tijuana, promising to fix my teeth for free. He showed me the pics of his HK girl friend, a typically heavy girl in her mid 30's or early 40's. Working somewhere in the club. He bought me a couple beers, telling me he had $5,000 cash on him, showing me big wads of $100 bills in his back pocket. Damn. I asked if he was in the cartel, but he denied. We exchanged tel numbers to meet in the future.

Had a fairly fun night, did not get home until 3:30 AM. I would do Rebecca again for her beauty and her sweet innocence, but would ask her to shower before bed.

[Dogers69]

Tuesday I was looking at the Hong Kong girls, I took a quick estimate, the ones not dancing or with a guy buying her a drink, 75% were on the phone. I know they have to put on hours and days in order to work weekends but maybe they should make a no cell policy like many stores do. Or let them stay home work less days. Anyone notice this?

[Long Don Silva]

I was also in a room at Cascadas when it got raided. They just barged right in, but couldn't open it more than a few inches thanks to the extra security latch. I yelled at them to close the door, but they persisted and I realized this was serious. When I finally opened up, I saw the ski masks and assault rifle, and thought this might be the end of Long Don. I put my hands up in the air and they told me to turn around and face the wall. A few seconds later, they said thank you and left.

[Asting]

Tuesday night HK was not crowded, about 80 girls with lots of hot girls, at least 2 dozens nice, clean, healthy, pretty girls whom my dick would be very happy to get to know. Quite a few new, young girls I had not seen in the past. HK is unpredictable in the talent department.

On the way down I kept thinking about Sasha, one of the hottest girls in HK. She had not been working in HK for months. I was hoping she would show. After fucking pretty street girl Monica furiously, I came back to HK, drinking Hk free beers, sitting at the bar watching the strip show to recoup. There were a few tall, tats-free, beautiful strippers, model-quality types, whom I would love to get to know.

Incredibly found Sasha standing near the bar drinking a ficha. She said her son is 6. She missed him and had been staying home with him for 6 months. HK girls seem to have their flexible HK jobs. They would work and save up then stay home a couple months, returning to work only when the money runs low. She looked good, tall, lanky, about 5' 10 in heels, pretty face in her long willowy dark brown hair, with a sweet, shy smile, little make up, all natural assets, perky boobs, nice butt, long limbs, beautiful light skin, tats-free. She's a classy girl, very bright, learned English on the job in a few years and spoke properly without accent. She can put on a classy, sexy strip show and is a popular stripper. She was sitting right next to me at the bar, but a guy was buying her fichas non stop, so I could not talk to her. Besides I was still low on ammo and could not pop the invite for her to mi cama.

The wingman came down after bagging 2 HK girls. He complained about 1 cold, hard ***** and wanted dinner. We found a table and ordered 2 dinners for $12 with Azul's coupon. The 12-ozs rib eye was grilled rare and cut up as ordered. It was tender, juicy and fatty with all the trimmings, very tasty with HK's free beers. I had a steak for lunch but could not pass up Azul's good steak deal. Weighed down with all that fatty food, the prospect of fucking Sasha just seemed a little more remote. A few Indian guys at the next table were pulling girls after girls for fichas and lap dances. Looked like they found and enjoyed their bargain basement deals..

Thanks for the report!

I haven't seen Sasha for a while. Good for you that she still gives you low local rates.

[AemsGazan]

Tuesday night HK was not crowded, about 80 girls with lots of hot girls, at least 2 dozens nice, clean, healthy, pretty girls whom my dick would be very happy to get to know. Quite a few new, young girls I had not seen in the past. HK is unpredictable in the talent department.

On the way down I kept thinking about Sasha, one of the hottest girls in HK. She had not been working in HK for months. I was hoping she would show. After fucking pretty street girl Monica furiously, I came back to HK, drinking Hk free beers, sitting at the bar watching the strip show to recoup. There were a few tall, tats-free, beautiful strippers, model-quality types, whom I would love to get to know.

Incredibly found Sasha standing near the bar drinking a ficha. She said her son is 6. She missed him and had been staying home with him for 6 months. HK girls seem to have their flexible HK jobs. They would work and save up then stay home a couple months, returning to work only when the money runs low. She looked good, tall, lanky, about 5' 10 in heels, pretty face in her long willowy dark brown hair, with a sweet, shy smile, little make up, all natural assets, perky boobs, nice butt, long limbs, beautiful light skin, tats-free. She's a classy girl, very bright, learned English on the job in a few years and spoke properly without accent. She can put on a classy, sexy strip show and is a popular stripper. She was sitting right next to me at the bar, but a guy was buying her fichas non stop, so I could not talk to her..

Damn fine reporting, I've always noticed your reports from your quality of writing.