Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Tuesday night I was sitting at bar Kowloon, watching the strip show, waiting for my wingman to come back from a session. Next to me was a HK girl drinking fichas with her client all night.

An old mesero sidled over, asking me if I was Chinese. Well, I do feel very Chinese when I have good Chinese food, or eating out pretty Chinese girls, so I confirmed affirmative.

He asked me if I could translate something into Chinese for him. Sitting next to a pretty HK girl, I do feel like a great Chinese scholar, the favorite student of Master Confucius, so I said definitely. The girl wrote a word down on a napkin; "Angel. " I confirmed with him that he meant "angel" as the pretty, young, nubile creatures with wings, who supposedly give us the most heavenly sex in bed.

I had to figure out how Chinese would represent such sexy, flying creatures in their figurative written language. So I drew a stick figure with a coke-bottle torso, skinny arms, long legs, antennae on top of the head, just like what Martians would look like to us earthlings. The HK girl was so happy, smiling sweetly, securing the artifact into her Pravda hand bag. Just then the client slipped a $20 tip to the mesero. $20 for an uneducated Mexican meat head to do 30-second BS work? HK meseros and chicas are spoiled rotten by these irresponsible over tipping. It's not much different from throwing a big bundle of $100 bills in South Central LA and tell the mob to go get it for free at local banks. That kind of over tipping makes HK's meseros feel like powerful masters over their penny-pinching clients.

I came back asking the client why he paid money for the girl's translation. He said she asked for a Chinese translation of her son's half-Chinese first name, whose biological Chinese father had long absconded, so she can tattoo it on her left boobs. I remembered my stick figure of an angel looking more like a fat pig with wings. So I told the client to tell her to hold off the tattoo project until next week, when I come back with a more beautiful cursive Chinese calligraphy of the word.

This chica is known to have 3 kids with her Chinese, Korean and Vietnamese boyfriends. I am guessing she will soon want scholarly translations of the Korean and Vietnamese names. I just have to eat out a few more Korean and Vietnamese girls to qualify for the job hehe.

[DramaFree11]

I don't know anything about a ficha quota. But if the girls are only making $1.75 per ficha then how are they making any money? I mean some of these girls will sit with guys for hours drinking fichas and are fine with it. I'll take my favorite girl and drink with her for 3 hours. Maybe 9 drinks x $1.75 is only $15.75. So she's making less than $6 an hour off of me. There's got to be more to it because the girls make nothing off that. Wouldn't it make more sense to slow drink the ficha and use the money to keep tipping them so they actually make something. I would have no problem tipping a girl $20+ to sit and mess around with me for an hour instead of dumping cash to the mesero.

I do the same, but I take the to the Restaurant, much better experience, way cheaper, and more fun.

[JBorn]

How's the talent down there right now? Is everyone still gone from Christmas?

[ScottHall]

I don't know anything about a ficha quota. But if the girls are only making $1.75 per ficha then how are they making any money? I mean some of these girls will sit with guys for hours drinking fichas and are fine with it. I'll take my favorite girl and drink with her for 3 hours. Maybe 9 drinks x $1.75 is only $15.75. So she's making less than $6 an hour off of me. There's got to be more to it because the girls make nothing off that. Wouldn't it make more sense to slow drink the ficha and use the money to keep tipping them so they actually make something. I would have no problem tipping a girl $20+ to sit and mess around with me for an hour instead of dumping cash to the mesero.

[ClamSlammer]

I am hanging out in HK, parts of MTY, and Moscow. Almost all the girls a I meeting are college educated hand have better phones / computers then I do.

As far a the quota system, if you do not produce there will be ramifications. Call it whatever you guys want. Just not worth argue about.

"I am hanging out in HK, parts of MTY, and Moscow. Almost all the girls a I meeting are college educated hand have better phones / computers then I do."

Ummm. Absolute fantasy, assuming that these girls are prostitutes. Saying that "almost all" of the prostitutes you are meeting in Mexico are college educated would qualify you for a lengthy evaluation in a mental health facility. And again, you've never been to a puta's house in Mexico. Because if you have, you'd know that the vast majority of Mexican putas do not own computers. So I don't know how you could claim that "almost all" of the Mexican putas have a better computer than you do.

"As far a the quota system, if you do not produce there will be ramifications. Call it whatever you guys want. Just not worth argue about".

Okay, you can call it whatever you want. But just don't call it a quota because such a thing does not exist at HK. What you stated can be applied to just about every profession in the world. If you don't produce, you will face ramifications. Yeah, so what? How does that relate in any way to a quota?

What you previously stated, about the factors that are considered in setting your fantasy "quota" for each chica, such as "Looks, attitude, work ethic and if they like you or not, are you willing to go stage."

Well, let's see. Can you quantify looks? NO. Can you quantify attitude? No. Can you quantify work ethic? NO. How can you input these factors, which are not quantifiable, into a formula for setting a quota? You can't. And you defeat your own argument by claiming that hotter, workaholic chicas have higher drink quotas than the fat slobs. So let's say the hottest, highest producing puta in HK has her quota set at 40 fichas / day. And the fattest, ugliest, laziest puta has her quota set at 5 per day. Let's say through a string of back luck, the hot puta only produces 35 fichas / day for a month. And the fuggly puta has good luck and sells 10 fichas / day. So by using your logic, HK would fire the hot puta for not making her quota and promote the fuggly for overachieving. So HK management would prefer to have a fuggly selling 10 fichas / day over a hot puta selling 35 fichas / day? According to your logic, the answer is: Definitely! You would have to be an absolute fucktard to believe that HK sets different quotas for different chicas. It's bad enough to believe that there is a standard ficha quota applied to every chica, but to contend, with no evidence, that each chica is analyzed for a custom ficha quota amount, is just complete absurd nonsense.

[DramaFree11]

I have more than half a dozen chicas that are great providers, and I don't pay much. So when I was in Tijuana for two weeks covering both Christmas and New Years I gave out many gifts to the chicas-some intended for their children.

That's hard to believe when you write things like this:

Not worth commenting on. You are talking about something completely different, then the original post. I real do not care what you think.

[ScatManDoo]

Let me clarify something, I thought the guy was talking about low end gifts, which he was. Salvation army and Craigslist under $50. Also, he was talking about handing them out to multiple girls, I think this is weird, but whatever.

I have more than half a dozen chicas that are great providers, and I don't pay much. So when I was in Tijuana for two weeks covering both Christmas and New Years I gave out many gifts to the chicas-some intended for their children.

Sorry apologize about the misunderstanding, I did not mean to insult anyone.

That's hard to believe when you write things like this:

If I brought a used computer or cell phone to the girls that I am talking too in any country they would laugh in my face or politely turn it down and I would expect that response. Show respect you will get respect. Used gifts is about as low as you can go.

[DramaFree11]

DramaFree,

You are so smart to listen to every word the working girls tell you.

While you are enjoying the KoolAid, I wonder if you'd be interested in buying at least a portion of the Brooklyn Bridge? You'll need to inspect it since it's used.

Good idea, sorry I do not believe what most tell me male or female. Let me clarify something, I thought the guy was talking about low end gifts, which he was. Salvation army and Craigslist under $50. Also, he was talking about handing them out to multiple girls, I think this is weird, but whatever. There is a big difference giving a friend you undated phone or computer. Of course I would take this and my friends would take, we would be great-full.

If I should up to one of the girls I am involved with a low end computer or phone, they would be insulted, I am sorry, just the facts. Now if I showed up with something high end it would be a different story, new or used. I am hanging out in HK, parts of MTY, and Moscow. Almost all the girls a I meeting are college educated hand have better phones / computers then I do.

Sorry apologize about the misunderstanding, I did not mean to insult anyone. As one person said just give a tip, again personal choice.

As far a the quota system, if you do not produce there will be ramifications. Call it whatever you guys want. Just not worth argue about. I am a big fan of HK, when many complain, I defend the establishment, I love the place for short term visits.

[DrMcNaughty]

Haha.

I have spent a lot of time w a little pinner I met last February. He has card so visiting me where I live was easy. She was bold at first asking me for a truck first. I laughed my as off to her face and pointed outside to my 92 t100 4 x 4 and said that's my truck. Then she moved on to cars. Then a new iPhone x. All were followed with a huge laugh. The only thing I buy her are sltty little outfits tiny short dresses that shock people when he wears them to dinner. I also buy toys to plug her fun tunnels and other se related shit. She keeps coming back for more. Life is good.

These girls are hustlers and gold diggers. I wouldn't compare them to normal civilians that aren't getting by. I see a lot of Michael khors and Gucci on their arms, much like a USA girl would. If you gave somebody a used phone it's probably getting hocked for cash. These girls are just interested in cash, not charity or feelings. I'm sure all these girls have real life novios or baby daddy's that they go home to, or have sugar daddy's. I'm not saying there can't be a genuine human being in there but these girls aren't interested in your sentiments.

[ScatManDoo]

Have to disagree there is a quota, but it is soft, many factors go into quota system. Looks, attitude, work ethic and if they like you or not, are you willing to go stage. I also thought that the drink tickets were tied into how much they pay for there room if they are living there, but not sure.

If I brought a used computer or cell phone to the girls that I am talking too in any country they would laugh in my face or politely turn it down and I would expect that response. Show respect you will get respect. Used gifts is about as low as you can go. No gift is better then used gift it is just insulting. Some of these girls make a very good living.

DramaFree,

You are so smart to listen to every word the working girls tell you.

While you are enjoying the KoolAid, I wonder if you'd be interested in buying at least a portion of the Brooklyn Bridge? You'll need to inspect it since it's used.

[MongerHunger]

I agree with you. I have gifted used iPhones and other tech stuff to providers in 3rd world countries. They were more than happy to receive them. They can always resell them if they don't need them or do no use them. Even iPhone / Samsung chargers were highly sought after.

You make a great valid point. Why would anyone turn down electronic devices and laugh in your face when they could just sell them for cold hard needed cash if they didn't want or need them? I don't think DramaFree11 has enough "Boots on the Ground" experience in the field or is stereotyping these women.

[ClamSlammer]

Sorry, it all boils down to money and yes mgmt. Knows which girls are making money and producing, HK. Is a very successful business. They let some girls slide, but if you are not pretty and you are not producing you are gone, call it what you want, just not worth argue about. I love HK, and try to respect everyone.

Just give money, used gift are just not nice, sorry. Most of the girls I know have a better phone or computer then I do, so yes they would laugh at me.

Yes HK management knows which girls are producing. So what? That doesn't automatically mean that they set a ficha quota. I don't understand why you insist that a quota exists. Just because you think there ought to be a quota doesn't mean it actually exists. You have know evidence. All you have are wild theories that involve attributes that cannot be quantified yet they all fit perfectly in some super secret puta-ficha algorithm. Please, give it a rest and stop spreading disinformation.

You know what putas do with their old phones when they get a new one? Half the time they gift them to their moms. And I don't think their moms are laughing at receiving a used phone. And by saying that most girls have a better computer than you do, well, that proves you don't have a clue what you are talking about. How many BG homes have you visited in order to know? Let me answer that for you: ZERO. Most BG's do not own a computer. I know more BG's on a personal, friendship level then probably the entire board combined. I've been to more BG's homes and homes of their friends and relatives than anybody on this board. And I rarely see a computer.

[Lefeu]

...Now to your point about 3rd World women laughing and not accepting used items is highly inaccurate. I don't know where you got that from or is this first hand information that you obtained?

I agree with you. I have gifted used iPhones and other tech stuff to providers in 3rd world countries. They were more than happy to receive them. They can always resell them if they don't need them or do no use them. Even iPhone / Samsung chargers were highly sought after.

[Dcrist0527]

There is absolutely NO FICHA QUOTA at HK! You really think HK management has some type of algorithm which calculates all those factors you mentioned into setting a quota for each particular chica? Ridiculous!

In the USA, used gifts are often frowned upon, yes. But by saying that in Mexico a used laptop or iPhone would be laughed at, you just displayed your profound ignorance of life in Mexico. Some of these chicas grew up without shoes, bought their clothes used from a street corner, didn't have electricity, etc. I've seen some of the worst slums in my life in Mexico. A used laptop or smartphone, in good condition, would be a well-appreciated gift by the majority of Mexicans. I think it would be of benefit to you to get off your high horse and perhaps consider how the less fortunate grew up.

I have no insider knowledge about quotas or process. But we all know HK tracks it. So yes, whether it's a quota, or kickback, or whatever, yes I believe management tracks it at some level.

As to your point about most Mexicans would love used gifts. These girls are not most Mexicans. These girls have the ability to earn 10 times what "most" Mexicans earn. I agree, many have come from a very tough past. But at $80 per arriba, that is a distant past.

[MongerHunger]

Have to disagree there is a quota, but it is soft, many factors go into quota system. Looks, attitude, work ethic and if they like you or not, are you willing to go stage. I also thought that the drink tickets were tied into how much they pay for there room if they are living there, but not sure.

If I brought a used computer or cell phone to the girls that I am talking too in any country they would laugh in my face or politely turn it down and I would expect that response. Show respect you will get respect. Used gifts is about as low as you can go. No gift is better then used gift it is just insulting. Some of these girls make a very good living.

I have personally received a used laptop from a friend that got a new one and I was thankful and appreciated it. Nothing was wrong with it. Worked fine. Also I gave my old Samsung Galaxy phone to a friend when I upgraded. They had an older phone and was glad to get it from me. It was in great condition because I kept it in a case. Now to your point about 3rd World women laughing and not accepting used items is highly inaccurate. I don't know where you got that from or is this first hand information that you obtained?