Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Nevada's legal brothels are located way out in the boondock, take long drives to get there. Mostly old, ugly women work there, quote ridiculous prices for their pussies, $800 for CBJ, $1000 for ST sex, $2000 for 3 somes ect.

They have no clients, hang out in the bar all nights. Beers are $2-3, same for the women. They have to sign contracts to work a month at a time and pay for expensive room and board to operators. Most would book no to very few sessions and risk losing money working in those ranches.

At Bunny Ranch Las Vegas, there was a hot girl from LA being marketed as Russian. Eventually she reduced to $300 for sex, but I turned her down and offered $100. The madam found an older woman willing to do CBJ for $50 but I would not let her touch my dick.

After legalizing Marijuana, states should legalize bars and clubs where men and women can meet, have fun and arrange their trysts. Will prevent lots of mental illnesses, mass shootings, street crimes, broken families, extremely high costs for legal, health and living, boost happiness, productivity and creativity for the population.

CJNG and Zambada have been trying to muscle Sinaloa out for the protection racket of Tijuana.

[GentileBear]

Nice pics Buckster23 - I would be shocked if this lady is only mid 30's. But she does look fit and flaka! Curious to see if UnkSoldier chimes in with the answer if this is the right HK flawless English speaking lady.

[TheMan31]

Is this her in the pics below? What day did you see her?

Is this the kinds of women you guys are bangin jajajajaj.

You went all the way to HK for that? Wow.

[Buckster23]

Woman from hk. Probably mid 30's black dark hair. I don't remember if she had tattoos or not. She is here for only 10 days. Can't remember where she is from. I think I told the guys that wrote down the room number when I took her up they were knocking next door. I was drunk. She is tall and thin, perfect body, exception of the titties were fake and they are the ones that stick straight out and hard as a rock. Face was little wrinkly, that's why I think she was in mid 30's or so. She tells me she was married one time and lived in san francisco. She said she would like to come visit me. I'm in my 50's, overweight so I know what that means. Money. She was so much fun and speaks perfect english. She had on a black bikini with black fishnets up to thighs. I am so stupid I should have asked for her number because I'm sure 100% she would have given it to me. She was just about to get off work, she works the day shift. I think 10 am till 8 pm. I am one of those super nice guys and I treat all women with the most respect.

Is this her in the pics below? What day did you see her?

[Ctytek]

Actually the guy that runs the agency is very cool and YES guys have taken him up on the offer. There are many clowns who consider themselves to be mongers.

He told you that? People paid $1000 for BBFS with those 6 overweight MILFs offered up by Tijuana Kittens? If you believe it. I have some oceanfront land in Arizona I can sell you.

[Captain Solo]

StubbornMule.

Glad you had one hell of a sexy time in Tijuana.

There are some very beautiful and classy girls in HK, nice, sweet, sexy, playful. They can make guys feel really good about themselves. US women are just the opposite. Pro or nonpro, most are inclined to fight you at every step, steal form you at every turn and generally make you feel like shit. So Tijuana is a cheap, fun, sexy paradise for guys, as long as it lasts.

A few of my wingmen go to HK a few times every week, knowing many girls in and out of bed. To them HK feels like a fun family, relaxed, stimulating, sexy but without blame, bitching, judgement and consequences usually associated with real families. During Covid shutdown, some young girls ran out of money and food in the house and went literally hungry. Their hardships are touching.

Ask girls you like for pics and tels. You can arrange to meet them in Tijuana, in their hometowns, or take them on vacation. Flights between Mexico's cities are cheap. You can have the funniest and sexiest times of your life with the chicas you met in HK.

[Nothing24]

No GFE or BBBJ you got NOTHING of value for your money but at least you are happy. You are the type of customer HK wants and loves.

Sounds like he had a great time, why rain on his parade LOL. My only critique would be the tipping of $20 for standard service but he clearly didn't mind tipping them, it's his money at the end of the day. I have had a threesome with the Cannabis chick (assuming theres only one who uses that name, she had a different hair color when I met her) he mentioned and can confirm she is a very fun girl. She was a little more open with me but that was probably due to my other girl more so opening her up and vouching for me.

Woman from hk. Probably mid 30's black dark hair. I don't remember if she had tattoos or not. She is here for only 10 days. Can't remember where she is from. I think I told the guys that wrote down the room number when I took her up they were knocking next door. I was drunk. She is tall and thin, perfect body, exception of the titties were fake and they are the ones that stick straight out and hard as a rock. Face was little wrinkly, that's why I think she was in mid 30's or so. She tells me she was married one time and lived in san francisco. She said she would like to come visit me. I'm in my 50's, overweight so I know what that means. Money. She was so much fun and speaks perfect english. She had on a black bikini with black fishnets up to thighs. I am so stupid I should have asked for her number because I'm sure 100% she would have given it to me. She was just about to get off work, she works the day shift. I think 10 am till 8 pm. I am one of those super nice guys and I treat all women with the most respect.

I'm pretty sure I know who you're referring to. I actually talked to her one time because she approached me at the bar. Seemed like a fun lady but I was there to meet another girl that day so didn't really engage with her on that trip other than a couple minutes of conversation. I gave her a couple bucks and felt her bolt ons. Older ladies seem to provide excellent service because they have to compete with all of the younger chicks.

[UnkSoldier]

Soldier.

You got a very good deal.

Would be nice to find her. What does she look like?

You have her tel?

Woman from hk. Probably mid 30's black dark hair. I don't remember if she had tattoos or not. She is here for only 10 days. Can't remember where she is from. I think I told the guys that wrote down the room number when I took her up they were knocking next door. I was drunk. She is tall and thin, perfect body, exception of the titties were fake and they are the ones that stick straight out and hard as a rock. Face was little wrinkly, that's why I think she was in mid 30's or so. She tells me she was married one time and lived in san francisco. She said she would like to come visit me. I'm in my 50's, overweight so I know what that means. Money. She was so much fun and speaks perfect english. She had on a black bikini with black fishnets up to thighs. I am so stupid I should have asked for her number because I'm sure 100% she would have given it to me. She was just about to get off work, she works the day shift. I think 10 am till 8 pm. I am one of those super nice guys and I treat all women with the most respect.

[Artisttyp]

It was just a joke posted by the clown who runs this agency, as his way to show annoyance with those who ask for it.

Actually the guy that runs the agency is very cool and YES guys have taken him up on the offer. There are many clowns who consider themselves to be mongers.

[Artisttyp]

Overall assessment: the value available in Tijuana is absolutely insane. If these girls were in the US, all four would be in the top 5-10% of hotness among escorts and each would cost $500+/ hour. None of the girls gave GFE or offered BBBJ, but also none of them haggled or tried to rip me off.

No GFE or BBBJ you got NOTHING of value for your money but at least you are happy. You are the type of customer HK wants and loves.

[Dogers69]

Let me start by saying this might be a pointless report. But maybe a nugget will help a newb out somehow.

Been going to Tijuana for close to 10 years now. It was my first international monger trip, so it's always been special for that reason, I suppose. I've lived almost all of that time on the East Coast, so it isn't easy or cheap. Over the last 4 years or so, I expanded to other countries and Tijuana took a back seat for a while. Last week I went back there and I got to say, either it has changed or my perception has changed. I don't enjoy that place anymore.

Most of my reasons are admittedly subjective. We all seek different things and your 10 may be a 7 for me or vice versa. So I'm not trying to persuade anyone. I went to HK every night. I will say, for whatever reason, on Wednesday night, there were a few 8's and maybe a couple 9's. But the rest of the trip was filled with 7's. I mean, they're still way above anything I deserve. LOL. But really, I think it was the attitudes that were all so different from what I enjoyed. Compared to other countries, these girls are all about the business side. Again, many will like that. But me, I enjoy more than a basic transaction experience. There's no fun in it for me because it is really like shooting fish in a barrel. When I loved HK, I spent 6-8 hours in there, partying with 1-3 girls. Yeah, I spent way too much..

Mexican woman have a wide variety in looks compared to Asia for example. Most of that involves how much DNA they have from Spaniards. I still find Mexican woman much prettier than Thailand. Actually I like woman from India better than Thailand and a lot guys don't find Indian woman pretty. A thin beautiful Indian woman to me is better than any woman. But yes Colombian woman especially in Zona are much more flirty, more playful. Can take and give jokes better. Overall it's tough to find girls happy to give you any real time for talking in the club without it costing a fortune. If your looking for girls to flirt a little and talk strip bars in Florida are much better because there may be 4 guys and 6 woman and if you buy a 8 dollar drink she may talk to you for 30 minutes.

[SeaBeeJoe]

I'm not a writer so don't criticize my ability to write. Drinking all day went across the street from hongking to massage place. 40 dollars 30 minutes by a gal named Daniela from cancun. Weak massage but ok. Beautiful brunette but on the flip. She. Wanted 60 dollars. For covered BJ. I don't recieve CBJ so asked her how much sin condom. She doesn't do without so I tipped her 200 pesos and left. Next I was across the street from playboy or. Whatever its. Called. Met. A. gal na. Ed jackelyn. 400 pesos. For. 20 minutes. And she accepted I think 600 pesos without condom, so I went for it. Then 200 pesos for. Her shirt to come off. So 1200 pesos. For. BBBJ. She used her hands most of the time so won't repeat. Anna from Hong Kong works dayshift till 2000 hours and I walked in saw her and I knew she was the one. Asked how much for an hour without condom for BJ and qoated me 100 dollars. So I took her upstairs to cascadas where I have a Room. Great GF experience DFK allowed. BBBJ for an hour and I could not cum so I went down on her and man she tasted great. She came and she let me bareback inside her. She told me I could cum in her pussy, mouth or anywhere. I think I told the guys downstairs the wrong room I was in because she stayed with me from 2000 hours till 2220. I gave her 100. Dollars. And then tipped her 60 more. If you get a chance to see Anna you should. Body is a 10 face about 6 or so. Best attitude ever. Will definitely repeat.

Was Anna light skinned, short, and skinny with short blonde hair? Anyways you have good report writing, as a vet I appreciate that! Carry on!

[StubbornMule]

I got to HK on Monday (5/29) around noon. I bought the VIP card for $60 and checked into the Cascadas hotel. Then I hit the club.

The first girl which approached me said she was named Carla; later she told me she was named Baileys, like the drink. Anyways, she said she was from Guadalajara. She was cute and after a few minutes of letting her grind on me I took her upstairs. I was pleased with her service but I honestly don't remember it that well. The only thing I remember is that I asked her if I could DATY and she said yes, if I tipped her. I paid $100 and tipped her an extra $20.

The second girl was named Cannabis. She was also in her 20's and was slim, with blond hair. I think she said she was from Sinaloa but I don't quite remember. This girl was a lot of fun. She said she works most of the year as a scuba diving instructor. Did the usual screening and took her upstairs. Did the usual positions. After fucking we took turns hitting a marijuana vaporpen she had. Very friendly girl. Again, I paid $100 and tipped her an extra $20.

The third girl I saw was named Neo (Maybe Nyo? She was also from Sinaloa IIRC. She was the most beautiful of the four; also in her 20's and with red hair. I saw her dancing and knew I had to session with her. I gave her a few dollars and told her to come find me at the end of her dance. She quoted me $100 and off we went. This is where I had my biggest disappointment of my trip: I wasn't able to finish. It wasn't her fault; I had just cum to many times, too recently. I tipped her $20 anyways for being a sweetheart.

After our session, I ended up buying some Viagra for $20 from a local pharmacy. I forget how many pills I got, but it was at least 4-5, maybe more.

The last girl I saw was named Sara. I think she said she was from Senora, but I don't remember. She was all natural and wore glasses; she also had a distinctive tattoo of the moon on her chest, and a tattoo of the solar system on her arm. She also claimed to be in her early 20's. She was unlike the other girls in a few ways. First, she took the money up front (again, $100). Second, she kept her heels on during sex. Third, she used her hand to make sure that the condom was in place at all times, which was annoying. Lastly, she did not shower after sex; instead.

She hopped up on the sink and positioned her pussy directly over the sink, and just rinsed out her pussy. It was quite the sight. She asked for a tip, which I declined due to the weird hand-on-condom behavior. She also mentioned that she has an OF; I didn't inquire further since I'm not a simp.

One funny thing is that I saw her in the elevator with another guy about an hour after I fucked her. I hope he enjoyed my sloppy seconds!

The next day (Wednesday) I departed HK around 11 am. I got a free ride to PedEast courtesy of the HK shuttle (I tipped the driver $2). However, upon arrival at PedEast I found the line to be extremely long. It looked like it might take an hour or so to get to the front. I thus.

Elected to take a taxi to PedWest (which cost $5) and found no line at all. The border agent asked me what the purpose of my trip to Tijuana had been. I replied "Pleasure, sightseeing. ". he immediately said "Hong Kong" and waved me through. LOL!

Overall assessment: the value available in Tijuana is absolutely insane. If these girls were in the US, all four would be in the top 5-10% of hotness among escorts and each would cost $500+/ hour. None of the girls gave GFE or offered BBBJ, but also none of them haggled or tried to rip me off. I have already made plans to return. Should be in Tijuana next week!

Thanks to Captain Solo for all of his tips, they were very helpful!

[Ctytek]

Tijuana Kittens Escort Agency offers bareback for $1000 after STD testing.

Have Fun.

It was just a joke posted by the clown who runs this agency, as his way to show annoyance with those who ask for it.

[Dcrist0527]

Let me start by saying this might be a pointless report. But maybe a nugget will help a newb out somehow.

Been going to Tijuana for close to 10 years now. It was my first international monger trip, so it's always been special for that reason, I suppose. I've lived almost all of that time on the East Coast, so it isn't easy or cheap. Over the last 4 years or so, I expanded to other countries and Tijuana took a back seat for a while. Last week I went back there and I got to say, either it has changed or my perception has changed. I don't enjoy that place anymore.

Most of my reasons are admittedly subjective. We all seek different things and your 10 may be a 7 for me or vice versa. So I'm not trying to persuade anyone. I went to HK every night. I will say, for whatever reason, on Wednesday night, there were a few 8's and maybe a couple 9's. But the rest of the trip was filled with 7's. I mean, they're still way above anything I deserve. LOL. But really, I think it was the attitudes that were all so different from what I enjoyed. Compared to other countries, these girls are all about the business side. Again, many will like that. But me, I enjoy more than a basic transaction experience. There's no fun in it for me because it is really like shooting fish in a barrel. When I loved HK, I spent 6-8 hours in there, partying with 1-3 girls. Yeah, I spent way too much. But there was more value in that for me vs 40 minutes, $100, done. Again, extremely subjective but generally speaking, I think girls from other Latin American countries are more attractive. I'm on a streak. The last few girls I met in HK and Chicago were Colombianas. Clearly, I have a type. LOL (and no, it does not involve plastic) But looking at the Mexicanas this trip just wasn't doing it for me. Other countries have also provided better service. I'm not trying to spark a Colombia vs Mexico debate. But in my experience, the Colombianas are not about the transaction. Actually, you could have the opposite problem and have to ask them to leave.

Like I said, pointless post because I have no interest in changing anyone's opinion. Just a general statement that Tijuana is not as fun as other locales. For me.

Lastly, alot of talk lately about security, cartels, etc. Obviously, alot going on we don't see. But I had a sense that it was actually slightly less dangerous than usual. For what that's worth.