Hong Kong Club Reports

[Eblit26]

First off, just want to thank everyone who has contributed to this forum. There's a wealth of information here that is invaluable to newbies like me.

I have a birthday coming up and I decided to splurge and and finally treat myself to an HK trip. Pretty much I'm just looking to book one of Hotel Cascadas Master Suites with Jacuzzi and bring some hotties up to the suite for some jacuzzi time. Maybe in between these sessions, relax and watch some movies in the room. I have a couple of questions and would be super grateful to anyone who can help.

1. The Master Suites with Jacuzzi look great on the Hotel Cascadas website. Are they nice / pretty clean? They're a bit expensive on the weekend, but it'll be worth it if I can stay there and not worry about general hygiene. I'm talking about mysterious stains, bed bugs, dirty jacuzzi, etc. Also, does the WiFi in the room work?

2. Whats the likelihood that I can pull a hottie up to my room for some jacuzzi / shower time? Is that a fairly easy ask or do most girls not want to bathe / get wet while they're on the clock.

Thanks again!

[DramaFree11]

Just last night.

Border agent (SENTRI, Otay): Where are you going?

Me: Home.

BA: Where's home?

Me: XXXXXX (name of town).

BA: What were you doing in Mexico?

Me: Visiting my girlfriend.

BA: Nice.

That was the extent of it. They don't ask about where she lives, her number, name, nothing. Even if you gave them her number they wouldn't call. They don't really care. They're just looking for a tell that you might be smuggling something.

Easy answer. You had dental surgery in Tijuana, works lie charm ever time.

[Phordphan]

This would be my preferred answer. Will use and report back.

I want to avoid the follow up "What's her name, where does she live, how tight is she? Etc."

How long has it been since you used this answer on the regular?

Just last night.

Border agent (SENTRI, Otay): Where are you going?

Me: Home.

BA: Where's home?

Me: XXXXXX (name of town).

BA: What were you doing in Mexico?

Me: Visiting my girlfriend.

BA: Nice.

That was the extent of it. They don't ask about where she lives, her number, name, nothing. Even if you gave them her number they wouldn't call. They don't really care. They're just looking for a tell that you might be smuggling something.

[Scudrucker]

Thanks for the answer Solo. I tried out a street girl last time but it was okay, the service was pretty mediocre. I think my plan of attack is to schedule an escort ahead of time then go to HK and get the blood flowing with some ficha lap dances. Meet up with the escort and just absolutely drain my balls. That way, I can take advantage of the MSOG service. Plus I'll have my weed pen if there's in issue with not lasting be / see weed really helps with going longer.

How are you crossing the border with a weed pen? I got balls but I will not cross a border with any non prescription drugs. In Canada it is legal and many have a pen with 93% thc distillate but any test at the border will show positive. Mexico is very close to legalization so that would be better for me. A girl gave me a joint once before she left. I decided to roll up a damp towel and got in the shower and smoked. Well that changed things and instead of bed, I went downstairs for a great second time. There is sometimes a guy that is selling at the cascades entrance, but that would be crazy danger. I think if I were ever inclined again, I would ask a bargirl or a mesero and offer a nice tip for quality and discretion. Some speak of zacas bar but again a little risky for me.

As far as the girls, I like to sit with a drink or 2 before saying yay or nay. My regular says I do not have to waste my money but it denies the booth time that can get very teasy (is that a word?

Besides after going upstairs, for me its usually over quickly. I have backed away lately on lapdances as I have a better time with 2 fichas.

I have started following hk and tropical on twitter. A tweet can put a smile on your face when you are months away from visiting, that and the occasional sneaked video from a club that shows up on youtube.

Have fun, you will have a blast.

Sr.

[SaintLaurent]

Thanks for the answer Solo. I tried out a street girl last time but it was okay, the service was pretty mediocre. I think my plan of attack is to schedule an escort ahead of time then go to HK and get the blood flowing with some ficha lap dances. Meet up with the escort and just absolutely drain my balls. That way, I can take advantage of the MSOG service. Plus I'll have my weed pen if there's in issue with not lasting be / see weed really helps with going longer.

[Captain Solo]

To Saint,

The further away from Jan 1 the better. A few chicas may spend New Year celebrating with BFs.

You operate very much the way I do. I am too lazy to do the translate. Just my silly and sexy pidgin Spanish will get the meanings, fun and spontaneity across.

It's very nice just to sit, kiss and caress the soft and sweet girls of your choice while watching the sexy shows and other people having fun. If the girl likes you, she would spend 10,15 minutes for each drink. Of course money is the primary driving factor. So they would rather go arriba after 1 or 2 drinks then come back down to snag more arribas. But I also see some of the hottest girls sit all night drinking with guys. So it depends on how much the girls like you and get compensated by you.

Instead of wasting time waiting for escorts, it's quicker and more convenient to pull a few street girls into hotel Cascada to get rid of your libido buildup. Then the subsequent sessions with pretty HK girls can be very long and satisfying. A few Tijuana regulars do the same thing so they can prolong sessions with HK girls. Will look forward to your report.

[SaintLaurent]

So I have the option of going down to Tijuana any time next week after new years, which days do you recommend I visit for? I won't be staying no more than 2 nights. I went to HK once before last year and what I did was grab a quiet girl and just people watch with her. It was pretty relaxing, just gently caressing her because I don't speak Spanish and I don't have the energy to google translate and all that.

Which leads me to my next question, how long is an acceptable time to just chit chat or relax with a chica before taking her upstairs?

And lastly, it's been about a week since I've done the deed down there, so I'm very horny. Do you recommend doing an HK girl first or getting an escort and taking it easy.

Thanks, and I'll be writing a trip report this time around.

[MongerHunger]

"Congo Bongo" is an old Atari video game IIRC. I think you meant Coko Bongo. It's more like a 20 minute walk from the Zona. In my opinion it is the worst drinking establishment in Tijuana. I just wrote about this place in another thread. The cover charge is around $20 USD but it's open bar once inside. You won't have any hope of luring hot chicas to your table, enticing them with free drinks because the drinks are free anyway. The liquor they serve is absolutely horrendous. Worse than bottom of the barrel. For me, it's undrinkable. It's so cheap and impure you can feel the hangover coming on as you're drinking it. Beer is draft and watered down to shit. This place attracts a barely 18 crowd that has not yet learned how to discern decent liquor from home-distilled dog. You're better off trying your luck at El Copeo.

Wow! Sounds like that place sux royally. Thanks for the intel. Besides the crappy drinks, I can't do the 18 yr old crowd. Them being drunk, immature and obnoxious would spoil it for me.

[Captain Solo]

Went down with a bro Wednesday night, arriving about 8. HK was not crowded, about the same number of guys any Wednesday. The club was fairly quiet and relaxing, no noisy parties like last week.

Only half of the girls were working compared to normal, with some hottest spinners and a few of my favorites, Andrea, Krystal, Rose, Sasha, Tesla, Yselle etc. There was a very good selection of hot girls, even to my narrow taste for pretty spinners. The girls were going arriba in a steady clip.

2 girls were doing a lesbian show with a couple women sitting around Pista Sud. A woman was ramming a huge, long dildo all the way into a girl spreading eagle on stage hehe. That was raunchy.

[ClamSlammer]

Has any1 checked out club Congo Bongo on revolucion about 10 minutes walk from hk / CC yet?

Also anybody down to check it out this weekend?

"Congo Bongo" is an old Atari video game IIRC. I think you meant Coko Bongo. It's more like a 20 minute walk from the Zona. In my opinion it is the worst drinking establishment in Tijuana. I just wrote about this place in another thread. The cover charge is around $20 USD but it's open bar once inside. You won't have any hope of luring hot chicas to your table, enticing them with free drinks because the drinks are free anyway. The liquor they serve is absolutely horrendous. Worse than bottom of the barrel. For me, it's undrinkable. It's so cheap and impure you can feel the hangover coming on as you're drinking it. Beer is draft and watered down to shit. This place attracts a barely 18 crowd that has not yet learned how to discern decent liquor from home-distilled dog [CodeWord140]. You're better off trying your luck at El Copeo.

[GoodSense3]

Has any1 checked out club Congo Bongo on revolucion about 10 minutes walk from hk / CC yet?

Also anybody down to check it out this weekend?

[Baxter Slade]

Been a while since I've been in Tijuana. Planning to head back there tom or thurs. Any fellow mongers here experienced wed or thurs around noon time? Coming from LA so planning to leave really early on wed or thurs. Thanks in advance.

All clubs with the exception of HK will be pretty dead around noon. And Thu. Will be a little better selection than wed.

[SpideyLennon]

Been a while since I've been in Tijuana. Planning to head back there tom or thurs. Any fellow mongers here experienced wed or thurs around noon time? Coming from LA so planning to leave really early on wed or thurs. Thanks in advance.

[Mr Russell]

You were right that it's dead (all the bars) this Christmas evening. Selection was minimal & terrible. I'm pretty picky so didn't't find one tonight. Hope the selection & quantity is better tomorrow.

Christmas Eve will be dead, Tuesday will be better.

Most of the chicas have gone home, but still some chicas who are staying to make money.

[Asting]

I am thinking about going tonight (Christmas eve) and staying Tuesday as well. Wondering if there will be a good amount of chicas working during the holidays or have most gone home to celebrate with their family?

Christmas Eve will be dead, Tuesday will be better.

Most of the chicas have gone home, but still some chicas who are staying to make money.