Hong Kong Club Reports

[ScottHall]

Is it just me or is this town dry right now? I went in on Sunday night, I know not the best night but there were no A or b listers to be seen. And these girls have the personality of a broom stick. I don't necessarily even care if a girl is a 10 or not, I like girls that give you a good time and have a good personality. These girls aren't trained properly or they just hate their job. They need to find girls that actually like men. AB is more of the same, down trodden boring girls. Hopefully things pick up after the holiday.

[TomJackin]

Reading Solo's recent post tells me that he experienced a different Thailand than I experienced.

Which explains that he has never been there!

Others are too cheap to make the trip and will never experience the LOS treasures. Thus, Tijuana is the best place in the world???

[HorseTrader]

NO, most others do not feel the same whatsoever! I seriously doubt if solo has ever been to LOS.

Some others agree with Solo, not most others.

Reading Solo's recent post tells me that he experienced a different Thailand than I experienced. The biggest difference in Solo's and my Thailand is cleanliness. My Thai people shower multiple times per day and are always clean. Even the lowest freelancer will shower before sex. Cheap oily massage places cost $9 for massage plus $40 for an hour of sex and massage, and those shops offer showers for customers and I've never had an unclean experience. The $26 BBBJ places have girls who use mouthwash and clean your cock with alcohol before providing services. The soapy shops have that name because a bath is part of the deal. Thai working girls are very clean, I wouldn't say that about Mexican girls. I think some of th Tijuana street girls do not shower on a daily basis. The Hong Kong girls seem clean to me.

I'm definitely a fan of Thailand. I come to Tijuana because I have business in San Diego.

[Captain Solo]

Had been in HK Wednesday night partying with a couple bros, having a good time, but by Friday a Tijuana old timer texted he wanted to go down to Tijuana Sunday for lunch. Due to the low supply of talents, I have not been in Tijuana before 8 PM for years. Finally decided to go to keep the bro company.

About 1:30, HK was already crowded with groups of guys partying noisily on the main floor and lots of guys just sitting in booths, watching strippers and girls quietly. HK had about half the number of talents of Friday night, missing most of the top-tiered, but still plenty of hot young girls of all sizes, shapes and colors, highly doable to my taste.

We were hungry so had to order lunch with Azul's buy 1 get 1 free coupon. Alan #29, a new young English-speaking mesero, was assigned to fill our order. He was brand-new in the job, but confirmed with management that he could get a steak and a pizza for $10. I wrote down and told him to talk to Simon, the English-speaking mesero in Azul, to cook the steak rare and cut it up. After 5 minutes he came back saying Azul was out of rib eye and would serve a filet mignon, guaranteed comparable in taste and flavor. I could not turn him down. He brought back a steak and a pizza box with extra tortillas and salsa, and was happy with a 50-peso propina.

We took a table on the balcony, eating, drinking, ogling strippers on the main stage, listening to exotic music, watching naked girls swirling around the poles right under us, eyeing hot, chicas parade by, watching NFL football on the giant TV screen, soccer games and various MMA fights on smaller screens, enjoying life in a grand way like the old Roman emperors. The steak was tender, juicy and tasty, a big meal with all the trimmings. The 12-inch pizza was delicious with a thick layer of melted Mozzarella cheese, about 5 times the amount normally found on Pizza Hut's. I did most of the eating as my wingman is a light eater.

The meseros and chicas were tactful. They never bothered us while we were eating our food. A tiny, young spinner with pretty face, bright red lipstick, straight blonde hair, walked past, laughing, giggling with her friends, so sexy and attractive. I meant to look for her after lunch but never found her again.

Life was great with all those tasty and sexy stimulants bombarding all our senses non stop, never a second to waste. Only those with dull sensors and broken reproduction equipment would fail to have a good time in HK.

It was a very good way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Hanging out with the bros with good food, good drinks and pretty girls in HK can be addictive, as a few of my new wingmen have found.

[TomJackin]

Captain Solo has written that he prefers Tijuana over Asia, I assume others feel the same.

NO, most others do not feel the same whatsoever! I seriously doubt if solo has ever been to LOS.

Thailand is incredible! The food, the people, and the culture are amazing.

Tijuana for me is my go to spot because it's 30 minutes away. I go down, have a couple of drinks, practice my shitty Spanish, pop a nut, and get the hell out of there. If you want to experience Mexico, go to Oaxaca, Pubela, or Mexico City.

If you want to experience Latin America, then Colombia, Peru, Argentina, DR, and Brazil all have fucking amazing women!

[GreenBud]

Why I left Thailand? I dunno. I'm headed back now. Tijuana was like no bueno.

That's why I prefer to spend 22 horrible hours flying economy to Bangkok rather than spending 2 hours driving in my comfortable SUV.

For the Latin experience, you should have gone to Colombia. No comparison! Colombia is way, way better than Tijuana.

[DramaFree11]

Yep. Tijuana is a totally different experience than Thailand. Captain Solo has written that he prefers Tijuana over Asia, I assume others feel the same.

For those who enjoy smaller girls with less aggressive personalities, I recommend you make a trip to Thailand.

I will stick with Mexico and Russia, Asia is not for me. I do not know how guys can not have fun in Tijuana, you almost have to work at it not enjoy the experience. That being said I would not stay in Tijuana, more then 2 or 3 days better destinations for longer stays.

[Captain Solo]

To Horse,

I had problems finding girls pretty enough to my taste for sex in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket. Their bodies were mostly not feminine but scrawny, stunted, disproportional or too lumpy for my taste; their faces not pretty, looking crude, if not ugly.

The manager of the prime massage parlor in Pattaya told me bluntly, " This ia a fuck place, not a massage place. For the best-looking girls go back to Bangkok. " In Bangkok I did not find too many pretty girls. One I pulled from a gogo bar in Nana Plaza was half Chinese. We had to walk around the area looking for a ST room as she would not go back to my holtel off Sukkumvit.

After a couple nights in Bangkok but could not find any hot girls, I giot horny and picked up a bar girl at a soi off Sukkhumvit. She looked about a 2 or 3 in the HK's beauty scale. Also went to an upscale escort service, picked out an expensive, high-class escort in a sexy red silk dress for all night sex. In the room when she took off her panties, her pussy stank horribly like a dead fish, I was so disgusted, had to ask her to leave the room quickly.

Did pick out a beautiful girl at a Western-themed bar, gave the mamasan 5,000 bahts in the bar for an all night deal at the then Livingstone Lodge. The girl was pretty with a near-perfect body and smooth, soft skin. She gave me one good shot. I was looking forward to the second shot when she put on her clothes and quickly slipped out the door, disregarding my offer for more money to stay. Damn.

Went to s soapy massage one afternoon but did not find any hot girls in the fish bowl. Finally picked Choi, a Cambodian, rated about a 5 in HK. She was doing her job quietly. Had a very sensual soapy massage and 2 shots on the massage table.

You should see how rude, ugly and hateful Thermae girls can turn against Euro cheap charlies. Their faces were grimacing in spite as they talked about the low offers. They prefer the easy-going and generous Japanese and Singaporeans. Sex industry in Thailand is highly commercialized, the girls are older, high-mileage, hardened, far more aggressive and mercenary than Tijuana girls to my observations.

Again, beauty is highly subjective, but pictures of Asian women in places like Angeles City, Bangkok, Hanoi ect as posted by the bros, showed old, ugly, lumpy women who would probably never get locals to fuck them for free, but foreigners were bragging about paying for the good finds.

Tijuana has much higher percentages of girls with fully-developed, sexy, feminine, nice, clean, beautiful bodies with pretty, gentle faces. Tijuana girls also aim to make money primarily, but they act far more gentle and nicer compared to Thai girls.

I will be taking a land tour through Thailand, from Bangkok through Phuket down to Hatyai at year end, but primarily for sight-seeing and people interactions, not expecting to find good sex partners in Thailand.

Yep. Tijuana is a totally different experience than Thailand. Captain Solo has written that he prefers Tijuana over Asia, I assume others feel the same.

For those who enjoy smaller girls with less aggressive personalities, I recommend you make a trip to Thailand.

[HorseTrader]

There was little to be impressed about and nothing but mainly girls with big asses, not particularly Monkeypaw's style at all. I spent about $600 on drinks in 3 nights while all these big booty girls blocked my view with their asses as I sat alone in the lower booth by the main stage. I was hoping all my tequilas would get me drunk enough to increase the weight limit on these girls so I could grab one. Didn't work. The more I got drunk, the more I was wondering "what the hell am I doing here?"

Yep. Tijuana is a totally different experience than Thailand. Captain Solo has written that he prefers Tijuana over Asia, I assume others feel the same.

For those who enjoy smaller girls with less aggressive personalities, I recommend you make a trip to Thailand.

[MonkeyPaw]

Spent 5 nights (first two was sick) in Tijuana and the best things to have came out of it was meeting up with Lew and Horsetrader at Hong Kong Club. There was little to be impressed about and nothing but mainly girls with big asses, not particularly Monkeypaw's style at all. I spent about $600 on drinks in 3 nights while all these big booty girls blocked my view with their asses as I sat alone in the lower booth by the main stage. I was hoping all my tequilas would get me drunk enough to increase the weight limit on these girls so I could grab one. Didn't work. The more I got drunk, the more I was wondering "what the hell am I doing here?" Waiters told me the girls were pea cocking by blocking my view and then kept bring girls one by one, with me turning down about 20 of them. There were 3 potentials that I did call over.

1. Tokyo- short blonde hair, thin, but not spinner type. I kicked her out after 3 drinks because she called me barato for only tipping the waiter 20 pesos for her last lady drink. Before that, I had a running credit card tab and already gave him 300 pesos. She didn't know, but Monkeypaw didn't care. You aren't going disrespect me or else I throw your ass to the curb. Even when the waiter told her and she apologized, I was like fuck off.

2. Carla- spinner type, nice body, so so on the face. After 4 drinks, she wanted $150 for 1 hour but money first inside the club. Homey don't play that with the Thai girls, much less the Mexicanas. She got the boot too.

3. Hot girl whose name I forgot. Taller, slim, braces, and fake tits. She didn't even want a drink, was from Houston, spoke near perfect English and was exactly my type. She wanted $200 for 1 hour and all I had was $150 on me that night. I need my full hour when fucking. I told her tomorrow then (my 4th night), but never saw her again.

4. On last night, ended up grabbing Melissa, a street girl, next to La Gloria. Gave her $100 to come to my apartment 5 minutes away. She was nutty and had her earpiece on and her kept talking Spanish on the phone during our session. She was saying shit like "listen to him, I want you to listen. " She was describing what we did with whoever was on the phone with her. Crazy crazy. The no shower no hygiene thing turned me off. After about 30 minutes, I told her to jack me off and let me cum in her face which she allowed.

Final thoughts: Why I left Thailand? I dunno. I'm headed back now. Tijuana was like no bueno. Dirty dirty. But El Choforo nearby did have yummy seafood.

[Captain Solo]

To Horse Trader.

You have good taste for girls. V is one of the best girls in La Zona, in both bars and street. But V is sensitive about her notoriety and does not want he name mentioned in the internet.

She's pretty and personable, with a beautiful, proportional body, clear, light, soft skin and all natural assets, giving loving sessions every time. V and I treat each other like old friends and exchange English / Spanish lessons every time we meet. Giotto admit, she learned English faster than I learned Spanish. Within 1 year from 0 English, she was able to pick up enough to talk about common issues.

Above all, she's open, honest, fun, sweet, loving, friendly, trusting like an educated person, the exact opposite of the nasty, ugly, rude, hardened hos in the US. She was a soccer player in high school, so her body is toned and firm, with open, honest, direct and friendly manners of a sportswoman. She's more fun to hang out with her fun, friendly, trusting manners and her English ability than HK girls. She lives in Tijuana with her Nina, no boyfriend, and is open to all-night dates.

Valentina.

Sunday evening did not present many of the kind of girls that I like. I was just about to give up when I spotted Valentina.

Try Valentina if you like girls that are tall (maybe 5'5") slender, pretty, natural, personable, functional English, fairly priced, accept pay after, and under 25 years old. I had a very nice experience with her in Cascadas and I will repeat. Her hair is medium brown, long, straight, and parted in the middle.

You won't like Valentina if you prefer big assess, fake tits, caked on makeup, or brassy personality.

[HorseTrader]

Sunday evening did not present many of the kind of girls that I like. I was just about to give up when I spotted Valentina.

Try Valentina if you like girls that are tall (maybe 5'5") slender, pretty, natural, personable, functional English, fairly priced, accept pay after, and under 25 years old. I had a very nice experience with her in Cascadas and I will repeat. Her hair is medium brown, long, straight, and parted in the middle.

You won't like Valentina if you prefer big assess, fake tits, caked on makeup, or brassy personality.

[TomJackin]

Luckily I had a seasoned veteran like Solo help and tell the door man to go fuck himself and his $7.

Seriously, you listened to solo? Damn, you are an idiot! It's no wonder you had a shitty time!

[Member #4722]

I love how some mongers have been to HK tons of times but ask about other bars. It's free to go in and take a look anywhere. I normally visit at least five bars on average in La Zona.

[HorseTrader]

I agree and have had similar experiences as Asting. If they still insist on money upfront most reasonable chicas will compromise with money being visible in a neutral location such as the corner of the stand. I've had walkouts who insisted they be handed cash. Honestly felt like I dodged a bullet on those occasions.

There's a phrase for being obsessed with one girl, paying first, overpaying, getting shitty service, and tipping. It's thinking with the little head. A problem that many men have.

Sorry to hear the bad experience, but appreciate the report.