Hong Kong Club Reports

[Dcrist0527]

Urban legend? I'm not sure why it is improbable to believe that someone checks what is said about them on a fairly popular site. I can assure you that I personally have had one chica talk about this board (and a now-defunct board). I've never heard of negative (or positive) repercussions from anything written here. But I can't possibly believe it is not common practice for them to read these boards.

And I suppose it's just as unlikely that those that don't speak English well and use Google Translate in the bar could not possibly use it to translate from a message board?

Some of the snide accusations on this board are over the top. I think we'd all benefit from realizing that your experiences do not always match others' experiences. There seems to be an automatic attempt to discount what others report as their experience. There is a definite need to ensure that the information shared here is valid. But, just because I haven't experienced something doesn't mean another's experience is invalid.

I've learned alot on this board, for which I'm grateful. But perhaps the most valuable thing I learned was to consider the source.

[Captain Solo]

To Tallman,

You won't believe how religiously chicas, HK's managers, meseros, even street girls, HKI's clients and regular Tijuana people read ISG. They know key ISG posters. ISG is their major source of entertainment, watching how Gringos clumsily try to figure out their system hehe.

I posted about Sol and Hachia. The next weekend Hacchia went ballistic on me. I complained about how bar Kowloon smelled rotten and needed more A / C. The floor manager acknowledged it. Cascada guys also monitor ISG. Even that goofy Pepe's parking attendant called me "Capitano" one night. I had to tip him an unused HK's free lap dance voucher. He was so happy. Hehe.

Since Tijuana people read ISG, we can give them constructive suggestions for improvement to help them make a lot of money with thousands more guys coming in from all over the world. HK's management must first coach their chicas to stop playing star fish with their dead fish in bed, be always nice, fun, clean, sweet, smelling good, feeling good, loving, caring, affectionate and acting horny with the bros.

[Ctytek]

Right. Let's spread more urban legends why don't we. The semi-literate bar girls barely can read in Spanish, don't read or speak English. And yet somehow they frequent US mongers forum. I am sure that happens all the time.

And careful Captain as the HK girls also have access and some read all these posts here in these forums. I know that my ATF HK girl figured me out, who I was, about 2 years ago from what I posted here, so Hi sweetie and miss you (she reads these but never posts).

TTM.

[The Tall Man]

To Tiny.

For putas this is top secret info. The chicas are very sensitive and would never disclose how low they would go for a fuck. They are afraid their puta friends get pissed off at them for fucking so cheaply that would push prices down for all of them. They would brag to their putas friends how they conned some stupid losers into paying big bucks for their little pussies, but they would never tell anyone if they fuck cheaply.

Their puta friends would never get jealous if their friends can get $300 per trick, as they think that would raise prices for the whole market and makes them rich. The US stock market's value works about the same way.

There should be an efficient auctioning market for pussies just like the stock market. You can go around and submit bids to many girls. The ugliest with her loosest and stinkiest pussy would usually win the auction with the lowest price.

So I will have to PM you.

And careful Captain as the HK girls also have access and some read all these posts here in these forums. I know that my ATF HK girl figured me out, who I was, about 2 years ago from what I posted here, so Hi sweetie and miss you (she reads these but never posts).

TTM.

[Scudrucker]

Nice trip report from your last visit. What did you do for the other 5 days in Tijuana?

For the 5 days I try to be with 2 a day. Sometimes I have to bite a 50 MG maxfort in half. I usually battle thru I headache while down there.

In between I roam the streets, always have a nice meal at Caesars. I am by myself so I will buy a bottle of tequila and watch Netflix in the room. Relax and do not think about work. Walking is limited to calle cohille and alley after dusk.

I can give other reports but you have heard similar before.

Being Canadian I try to stretch my money because exchange is killing me. Basically if I'm not checking out girls I'm watching TV or movies. Love the room service pizza from Azuls.

[Aviator400]

My favorite spot in HK is at the end of the main bar or the table right next to it, right by the main stage. And I make it a habit of closely watching what happens to the stage tips. The stage handlers, often Elie or Lilo, go up on stage and sweep the money with their feet. Then they neatly arrange it into a stack. They may or may not count it, you can't really tell what's going on in their minds while they're arranging the bills. Then they hand the entire stack to the girl. They withhold nothing. I'm sure of this I've watched in close proximity literally hundreds of times. Usually the girl will tip a few bucks to the stage handler. The money is not taken by security and divided up amongst the staff. The chicas keep 100% of their stage tips and are free to tip as they please.

I have observed the same behavior. The girls get off stage and are handed all the money collected. Typically they had back a few dollars. Never seen them tip anyone else with that money.

[MongerHunger]

I usually stay from Thurs to Tues. As the distance only allows 4 trips a year.

Nice trip report from your last visit. What did you do for the other 5 days in Tijuana?

[D Cups]

I like women with curves so Asia is out for me.

Capt S and SJ, as I have stated before, some Asians are quite curvy and have C or D cups albeit rare. Moreover the tiny pussies are tremendous, ego-boosting pleasure tunnels. I, too, enjoy Tijuana but moreso Dominican Republic. Seems to me the average cup size there is Dee. Never been to Colombia but hear Medellin is the silicone capitol of South America. The Venezolas also like to bolt-on big ones. Nevertheless, Philippines, Thailand and Indonesia all contain curvy, non-fat beauties if you look for them. Cheers.

[Captain Solo]

To Tiny.

For putas this is top secret info. The chicas are very sensitive and would never disclose how low they would go for a fuck. They are afraid their puta friends get pissed off at them for fucking so cheaply that would push prices down for all of them. They would brag to their putas friends how they conned some stupid losers into paying big bucks for their little pussies, but they would never tell anyone if they fuck cheaply.

Their puta friends would never get jealous if their friends can get $300 per trick, as they think that would raise prices for the whole market and makes them rich. The US stock market's value works about the same way.

There should be an efficient auctioning market for pussies just like the stock market. You can go around and submit bids to many girls. The ugliest with her loosest and stinkiest pussy would usually win the auction with the lowest price.

So I will have to PM you.

[Simmer]

Since I haven't had the opportunity during my last trip, does anyone know how much temperature control the Cascade's Jacuzzis have? I got a cat's tongue when it comes to hot water so I always need to tone down the Jacuzzis into something a little milder.

I guess a follow up question would be how likely are the gals to care if they are interested in taking a dip?

I can only speak from one experience in room 322. Separate hot and cold taps / faucets so you can control it how you like (it's not prefilled). However, the cold was a trickle while the hot wasn't much faster. And due to a short spout, the water hit the sloping side of the tub and bounced all around. It also has jets you can turn on or off.

The first girl I asked was happy to go into the hot tub, but the waiter tried to upsell drinks for an extended time. It certainly eats into the half hour, more so if you have to wait for the water to run! Cascadas included one hair net in the toiletries next to the tub.

[Captain Solo]

To Cheerfull.

I met some tall, gorgeous, beautiful girls from the freezing fields of Saskatschewan and Manitoba, wearing short skirts and skimpy blouses, selling sex on the streets of Montreal in the middle of Montreal winter. I remember a few streets off Ave St Catherine that had a lot of young, pretty street girls. They are always nice, sweet, gentle, polite, similar to Latinas in Tijuana, completely the opposites of the rude, loud, ugly, hateful and tricky girls typical of the US.

I hang out in strip bars in Windsor for a couple years with the research staffs of a big auto company. The pretty girls would do their table dance on stools so their pussies are at your nose level hehe. I had some very pretty girls in Toronto and Montreal.

AFAIK, Canada's prostitution laws are similar to what adopted in Europe and most parts of Mexico, I. E. Individual prostitution is legal, but pimping, pander, trafficking, profiting from prostitutes are not. Despite escort business being illegal, Canada has lively escort scene. I just hate to deal with girls who are managed or pimped, and would feel much better dealing with free lancers and independents on the streets.

I really like Canadian women, Wish Canada is much warmer and cheaper for everything like Mexico hehe.

[BigBuckets73]

Long time visitor of HK and VIP card holder.

Gentlemen, get that card it is worth every person.

You younger and newer guys to HK, do your research. Learn a little Spanish.

The low down on this place in my opinion is take it easy. You don't have to bone every Chicago with big culo and tits. If she's quick to take you upstairs, cut your losses with just buying her a drink send her on her way.

And due to the oral she might have done already, make sure she takes a shot of vodka or tequila.

You know, to wash the bad out.

As far as the waiters are concerned. They'll find you the right girl.

Get that VIP card for the room discount alone. I myself have gotten the jacuzzi suite and have had plenty of girls take the plunge with me in there.

I know this post might not be the greatest but I'll post more later.

Plus I'll be there next weekend.

[Basketball101]

I agree with Captain Solo! Tijuana is great (discreet charm of legal prostitution) You can have sex every weekend with a beautiful girl, no dating drama, you do not have to meet a girl's parents, you can cheat your Adelita girl and Hong Kong girl with another Adelita or Hong Kong girl, you do not have to buy a engagement ring, no divorce drama. Too good to be true! It should be illegal! (and it is illegal in many countries).

If I lived closer, I'd go a couple times a week. It would be cheaper than going to a strip club back home and getting a HJ. I'd develop a relationship with girls who give good service, and get a small harem to choose from. I'd befriend a messero, who direct me to girls worth going arriba with.

[Captain Solo]

To DramaFree.

Asian women looked like flat, undernourished, scrawny boys. They don't have the sexy looks of fully-grown and sexually matured women. Latinas look and feel far more attractive. They are also a lot more fun and flirty, not to mention more honest and sweet.

It's far easier for me to find girls who look and feel attractive in Tijuana. For a long weekend of party and and hot sex, Tijuana would cost 1/10 total expenses compared to Thailand or the Phil. I also go to sexy Tijuana every weekend compared to Asia's once every 2 years or so. So in term of fun, sexiness, values for the bucks, Tijuana is about 100 times better than any Asia's locations. Moscow has some very hot girls, but the place is too, and too cold, expensive and no fun. Tijuana is warm, dry, breezy year round with lots of healthy recreations. Tijuana so nice, HK even provide free breakfast, free drinks, free dinner, sometimes even free sex on the house.

Guys living near Tijuana have no needs, physical, emotional, spiritual or sexual, for wives, GF's, dates, family, friends, relatives, acquaintances ect. Tijuana can provide all those needs at much lower costs, less headache and no liabilities. Lots of guys dream of one day moving next to the border. Hehe.

[SaguaroJack]

First Tijuana is absolutely great for those in SOCAL, BUT. I have had much more fun in Thailand and the Philippines. Of course getting there from 'Merica is a pain. Also cost is less or equal for services (services are usually the full menu) and same for the great food. And getting a girl to go to your hotel is so much easier.

I like women with curves so Asia is out for me.