Hong Kong Club Reports

[MexiMonger]

To Meximonger.

Rooms on 2nd floor are for short time boom booms the sheets and the floors may not be so clean. There are lots of people walking in and out all night; the chicas click clack with their high heels and tend to talk loud in the hallways. Some chicas scream and squeal loud in the climax, shaking the lobby, waking the whole neighborhood hehe. Besides, the club is only 1 floor below with loud thumping music all night. If they give you a room on 2nd floor, just decline it and ask for a room on 6th floor, where it is the quietest.

You have to ask for a room with the safe. If you will do some tourism, it may make sense to carry all your money, valuables and passport in a back pack for peace of mind. You can leave the lap top with Cascada's reception or HK; s front desk. I never lost anything in Cascada or in my car with valet parking.

The mini bar is a nuisance as the girls will take liberties with the expensive drinks, and upon check out, you have to wait up to half hour for them to inventory the mini bar for billing. I always tell them "no mini bar" so I can checkout quickly..

Amazing, thank you!

I will let you know, I might travel August / September.

[Captain Solo]

To Casal Leno.

The chicas are paid by HK to entertain guys and sell them fichas during their work hours. They cannot go anywhere or sit with guys for free without selling fichas on company's time. My wingman gave his favorite girl Azul's steak dinner at a table. She ate about half when Lola, the stage butch, came over and insisted my wingman buy her a ficha, or she would have to wrap up the food and eat it on her own time, which is only fair to the club. The mesros probably did not rat on her, but management watches activities in the club from numerous cameras and alert its staff for actions.

I feel embarrassed eating a big dinner when a lot of girls around me are physically hungry. The would look at the big, juicy steak with relish. A few would come over and sit with me, pretending to make sales calls, while I tenderly fed slices of beef to their lips. A few bites are OK, but sitting through the whole dinner without buying drinks and fichas for the club is a no, no.

Perhaps you took the girl on her off day? HK girls on their off days can party in HK, wearing yellow wrist bands just like other female guests, so meseros won't hound them to sell fichas.

[Captain Solo]

To Meximonger.

Rooms on 2nd floor are for short time boom booms the sheets and the floors may not be so clean. There are lots of people walking in and out all night; the chicas click clack with their high heels and tend to talk loud in the hallways. Some chicas scream and squeal loud in the climax, shaking the lobby, waking the whole neighborhood hehe. Besides, the club is only 1 floor below with loud thumping music all night. If they give you a room on 2nd floor, just decline it and ask for a room on 6th floor, where it is the quietest.

You have to ask for a room with the safe. If you will do some tourism, it may make sense to carry all your money, valuables and passport in a back pack for peace of mind. You can leave the lap top with Cascada's reception or HK; s front desk. I never lost anything in Cascada or in my car with valet parking.

The mini bar is a nuisance as the girls will take liberties with the expensive drinks, and upon check out, you have to wait up to half hour for them to inventory the mini bar for billing. I always tell them "no mini bar" so I can checkout quickly.

Almost all girls in the alley would go to Cascada, except those working in front of hotel Mini, Coahuila. El Porton and Garcia. Those hotels are in competition with HK / Cascada. They make the girls use their rooms exclusively or still have to pay if they walk off.

[Sound Stream #2]

Well yea, that was my question. How to better control them. Waving them off will buy you maybe 30 sec at best, and then they swarm again.

I haven't encountered the swarm before. But I think it all comes to them sizing you up, and figuring out that you're too polite to say "no". People can't make you do anything you don't want to do. One lesson I learned in life is that people can only pick on you because you let them. You can be nice and firm at the same time. You just need to make it clear that, you don't need so many waiters, and want only one. Then choose one that looks less aggressive. Just keep making it clear that you only need 1 waiter, and they will eventually get the point. Don't be afraid to speak-up when you need to. And if they still don't get the point, just keep saying no, until they do. They will figure it out, and find someone else to target that is easier. Captain is super wise and correct. If you give them money just for "going away" that easily all the others will see it and get encouraged by the idea that they can do it too.

[Dcrist0527]

Just a question. Anyone spent time with a chica at HK named Alcides? From Sinaloa. Really hoping to find her on my next visit. Just curious if others have had a great experience with her like I did.

[ScatManDoo]

Not true at all. I've eaten at Azul countless times with HK chicas and have always used Azul's waiters and paid Azul's prices. Not once have I had to use HK's meseros and pay HK's prices while eating at Azul with a chica from HK.

I guess you haven't been suckered into believing and mindlessly broadcasting this nonsense: "Normally if you dine with HK's chicas in Azul, the drinks and fichas have to be ordered with HK's meseros at higher prices."

You know better, and now, thanks to you, another example of misinformation is exposed.

[MexiMonger]

To Sound Stream 2.

I brought my lap top to Cascada but never once turned it on due to too much partying and actions with the girls on weekend. Cascada has WIFI routers installed on each floor, so it should be reliable. Never saw any guy sit around surfing anywhere in Cascada or Azul. However, the girls are always using their iPhone in HK, so internet service is available through their phones or WIFI. Tmobile has voice and data coverage in Mexico. You may want to buy a pay as you go SIM from Tmobile or TELCEL for internet access.

Cascada has double rooms with 2 beds, some equipped with strippers' poles for entertainment, but not sure about double rooms with jacuzzi. The rooms are nice, clean, quiet enough and very sexy with the soft red mood light for sex. VIP's 80% Monday and Tuesday discount applies to all rooms, so you can have a single room for $11, double room $14, jacuzzi room $18 and a Master suite $20, damn good deals. The noisy brass band was no longer playing as of last week, so nights are quiet, but HK chicas are still calling out to each other and talking loud in the hallway. Avoid taking rooms on 2nd floor as they are used for short time boom booms and may feel well-worn.

Hello Captain Solo,

How can I avoid second floor rooms? Or rooms that are used for short time sex? I will stay 4 days to fully monger those days. But I'm thinking of doing a little bit of tourism. Do they have a safe deposit box in the room? Or did you take all your money out every time you were at HK?

Do SW go into cascadas? Wich ones?

Thank you!

[DramaFree11]

Control the meseros and the chicas! Do not let them control you! Wave them off; you are the customer!

Easy solution. Just go directly to the bar. I do it upstairs no issues, became friends with the bartender, way better experience.

[Member #4555]

said "Normally if you dine with HK's chicas in Azul, the drinks and fichas have to be ordered with HK's meseros at higher prices.

Not true at all. I've eaten at Azul countless times with HK chicas and have always used Azul's waiters and paid Azul's prices. Not once have I had to use HK's meseros and pay HK's prices while eating at Azul with a chica from HK.

[DrMcNaughty]

The fridge on left at Azul has a nice selection on local craft bottles. The pale ale on bottom with green label is my favorite I think its Insurgente. I don't remember the prices, I have not been there since March. Norte Brewing Co, Insurgente, Border Psycho Tres Fuegos, Baja Brew Lab and Azteca Brewing are all excellent. Norte is on the 4th floor of parking garage and has a killer view. All of them a short cab ride away. A few a short walk from HK.

I've never had a cider down there.

Ayyyy Captain I've had a few excellent steaks in Azul, ribeye and and 1/2 kilo porterhouse. Have you checked out Valle de Guadalupe? If you're into wine and epic food its world class and just hitting the radar in past year or two. One of my sexy Mexi HK girls suggested we go there for a little getaway. I highly suggest checking la ruta del vino out in the VDG. Deckmans at Mogor Ranch deckmans.com forking gastro heaven! We stayed at Encuentro Guadalupe, style factor 110% . A couple nights in VDG doesn't break the bank!

No never tried any ciders around Tijuana.

[Mushuu09]

Well yea, that was my question. How to better control them. Waving them off will buy you maybe 30 sec at best, and then they swarm again.

Control the meseros and the chicas! Do not let them control you! Wave them off; you are the customer!

[Captain Solo]

To Mushuu09.

If you tip the meseros to stop annoying you, they would all come over and annoy you every 2 minutes to get their tips.

You can tip the girls $1 and talk to them, or grope and check their assets for a few minutes without buying fichas. If the meseros ask, just shake your head. It's up to the girls how long she want to stay with you.

The quickest way to interview a girl for good sessions is to squeeze a $1 into her bras and squeeze her boobs, then pull her closer to you and try to plant a kiss on her lips. If she smiles, kisses back, or at least appears neutral and not pulls away hard, she would likely enjoy your intimate company and give you hot sex in bed. The girls usually give me wet kisses back, but remember a lot of those girls are young and tender, coming from prudish families, genuinely afraid of being pawed by big, hairy Gringos. They like guys who appear nice, fun, gentle.

[TomJackin]

I've been to Tijuana numerous times, but I have no found out a sensible and reliable way to stop the waiters from hounding me for a lady drink / ficha. Yes that's how the club makes money, that's how the girl makes money, that's how the waiter make tip, but I'm not a fucken charity so when I buy fichas (which I often do), I just want to make it count. I don't want to just pull a random girl and find out she sucks at her job, and it's always funner when I have a connection with the girl.

So what's the best way to get a minute or two with a girl to see if there's a potential connection, before buying a lady drink. Should I tip the waiter a buck and ask for a minute or two. Or just tell them I need a minute. What route works the best? Looking for that fine line. Not to appear bossy. Cheap. Or otherwise compromising my own fun.

Control the meseros and the chicas! Do not let them control you! Wave them off; you are the customer!

[Baxter Slade]

I've been to Tijuana numerous times, but I have no found out a sensible and reliable way to stop the waiters from hounding me for a lady drink / ficha. Yes that's how the club makes money, that's how the girl makes money, that's how the waiter make tip, but I'm not a fucken charity so when I buy fichas (which I often do), I just want to make it count. I don't want to just pull a random girl and find out she sucks at her job, and it's always funner when I have a connection with the girl.

So what's the best way to get a minute or two with a girl to see if there's a potential connection, before buying a lady drink. Should I tip the waiter a buck and ask for a minute or two. Or just tell them I need a minute. What route works the best? Looking for that fine line. Not to appear bossy. Cheap. Or otherwise compromising my own fun.

Well if your planning on being there on a somewhat regular basis. Best thing is to find a mesero who you can work with. He needs to understand a few things. He needs to be on your side. And he needs to keep the other meseros away, he needs to wait for you to order the next ladies drink and not come around every 5 minutes picking up her bottle to encourage her to drink faster. Of course for this to work he has to understand the rules. And that is usually acomplished with a generous tip. In the long run it will be to your benefit. Of course if your schedule does not match his you have to start all over with the next one.

[MongerHunger]

Talk to Simon in Azul he will hook you up with the flavor you're wanting. Many excellent craft breweries in Tijuana. Azul usually has some daily or happy hour deal. The deck is a great place to kick back observe the alley shananigans and sip a coolie!

Never tried the craft beers in Tijuana but would like to. I like trying crafts when traveling around the US. The local micro breweries can produce some damn good brews. Do you know any names of the craft beers or can recommend some at Azul?