Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

It's a Latin tradition in putas bars, where men buy girls ficha drinks, so they can sit with them, have their companies, talking, flirting ect. Like gentlemen. Tijuana bars took it a step further, by allowing the girls to do lap dance, dry fuck guys in front of everyone.

I was in the upscale bar, Madaho, in Buenos Aires. There were only a few guys and 2 or 3 hot girls out of a dozen. The girls were so stuck up, they maintain silence and would not talk to anyone unless they were bought fichas first. They also wanted $300 for half hour of sex. Needless to say, Madaho went down the toilet due to lack of business.

HK has its complex incentive system to make sure everyone works hard. HK's meseros must rent their jobs, then make their living by tips alone. So they are quick to urge or shame guys into buying fichas for girls. You don't have to answer to them. Just shake your head slightly, and they would go away.

I normally don't buy girls fichas unless they speak enough English to hold a decent conversation. Sometimes for extremely attractive girls, I would buy them fichas just so they can straddle me on my lap, buck, bump and grind away, while I gaze at their pretty faces and kiss them where I can hehe. It's worth the ficha prices with a few extremely attractive, fun, and sexy girls hehe. The warm, soft, sweet, fragrant bodies of young girls can be very addictive. A few of my wingmen went dead broke buying HK's fichas.

HK's meseros are low brow, crude and pushy, but you will get used to how to deal with them. It's worth the hassle to have the intimate companies of sweet, young, pretty girls, inhaling and absorbing their sexy, feminine essence, swallowing them whole with all your senses hehe.

[Travv]

I wonder if the new addition to Cascadas hotel is causing a shortage of parking spaces so Hong Kong is requiring valet parking now so they can park your car somewhere besides Pepe's parking? In short, maybe Pepe's is no longer able to hold enough cars for Hong Kong VIPs. Downside. Remember the movie, Ferris Bueler's Day Off, where the two valets take the sports car speeding on a joyride. Might want to write down your mileage before you give them the keys!

Went down to Tijuana Friday night, arriving in Coahuila by 8 PM. HK VIPs have to give their cars to valet parking guys and get a stub. At the end of the night they bring the car back in about 5 minutes. Not bad at all. Tipped the guy $1. He was polite and grateful.

HK was packed with guys and girls like no other weekends ever. Lots of hot, young girls, about 60 to 80 were working. They kept piling in after 9. HK is far more exciting and sexier than all other bars in La Zona. HK girls look nice, clean, younger, hotter and livelier than girls in other bars. I got bored and spent most of the night in HK, drinking, ogling hot chicas and bullshit with a few bros hehe. A few new strippers looked hot, perfect sexy bodies with no tattoos, perky conical boobs and hot pink nips.

I was walking around the club. Most of the top-tiered chicas were back to work. Quite a few new hot girls grabbed El Capitan, kissing him on the lips, trying to seduce him to go upstairs for hot sex hehe..

[Kerty9]

I had never seen anything like it. At midnight, there were over 100 girls, and males were 10 times as many. No room to walk or move around. It was packed like sardines. You had to buy beer $5 at entrance to get in as there was no room for waiters to move around in side the bar. Any girl I set my sight on was quickly taken by another guy. I was too shy to approach and by the time I muster resolve, the girl was gone, taken by somebody.

Other days, I found HK waiters to be pushy and a big turn off for me. As soon as you enter the club, they form a human chain you have to pass thru and they push you to buy a drink immediately upon entering the club. And as soon as you approach a girl or a girl approaches you, they swoop down on you like an eagle on its prey, to push you to buy a lady drink. It literally stopped me from approaching the girls, and if a girl approached me, I would cut my losses by tossing a propina to the lady. I would not mind buying a drink for her after our initial chat and if I like the chat to continue. But waiter can't wait to jump in as soon lady approaches you and you begin some conversation. I have specific service requirements and I ariba only if the lady has no problem with them. But I could not get down to that kind of conversation with any HK lady. I have had better luck at Tropical Bar and Adelita Bar, where waiters are not as much pushy.

[Captain Solo]

Went down to Tijuana Friday night, arriving in Coahuila by 8 PM. HK VIPs have to give their cars to valet parking guys and get a stub. At the end of the night they bring the car back in about 5 minutes. Not bad at all. Tipped the guy $1. He was polite and grateful.

HK was packed with guys and girls like no other weekends ever. Lots of hot, young girls, about 60 to 80 were working. They kept piling in after 9. HK is far more exciting and sexier than all other bars in La Zona. HK girls look nice, clean, younger, hotter and livelier than girls in other bars. I got bored and spent most of the night in HK, drinking, ogling hot chicas and bullshit with a few bros hehe. A few new strippers looked hot, perfect sexy bodies with no tattoos, perky conical boobs and hot pink nips.

I was walking around the club. Most of the top-tiered chicas were back to work. Quite a few new hot girls grabbed El Capitan, kissing him on the lips, trying to seduce him to go upstairs for hot sex hehe.

Andrea came back stripping after being absent close to a year. She would do all nighters for $100 after her shift. Just ask around after midnight. Lots of chicas get drunk and tired and would love to go for all night deals.

Marilyn was back to work after being absent 8 to 9 months. She put on some weight, about 10 lbs baby fat. Her butt is now even bigger bubble, her arms are thicker, face and belly fuller. She must have gone home to have a baby, but there was no child bearing sign on her. She still looked good and sexy, but sad. She did not do much business and left early with another girl at midnight. Must be breast feeding time for her baby. Ohh. I wish I could be Marilyn's baby with her perfect natural boobs. I would have my face in her bosom feeding all night, eating out her pussy in her hot crotch too hehe.

[DrMcNaughty]

Pretty simple! Say it with me arriba. A-reee-ba or to compicate things and make it more difficult to say and remember. Quiero arriba kee-air-ohhh arriba (see previous).

August 27.

Day 2 started with a combination of lack of sleep (2 hours); hung over (cervezas); and remembering I am moving from my double to a master suite. The last is important as this day goes on. Checked out of double at 10 am hoping that the master was available, (wasn't). A little Tijuana promotion. Surprising Tijuana is a good foodie area if you're in between noon and 5 pm without any desire to go downstairs to HK. PM if you're interested in that kind of stuff.

Okay 3 pm, checking time. Got my 20% from front desk for the room. From the previous night, I was to meet with Maria at 4 pm for dinner. The problem was I'm in a new room, and don't have her number. Plan be, at 4 pm I will go to my original room and wait outside for her. 3:15 pm went down to HK for a drink and wait. Sweet spinner name Reina came by to sit with me. Cute face with glasses, white skin, wearing school girl outfit, from Veracruz. Had a couple of drinks but didn't take her up. If she's the first person I see next time, it's on. 3:30 pm, figure I half an hour, I toured the block see Fatima by Gloria. Decided to take her up for 20 minutes, 200 pesos. As they say YMMV, my session with Fatima was not all good, okay at best. A lot of rules, but that's my fault for not setting my expectations initially. Finish at 4:06 pm. 4:16 pm, too late, miss the meeting.

5 pm Got my appetite back, went to Ninos Heroes for more Tacos. Afterward, as I headed to the room to watch a little football, I see Maria. Lo Siento, I moved room. Told her to meet me up at 8 pm, negotiating from a disadvantage position, but I deserve it. LOL.

7:55 pm, didn't see her so thought I go down to check. She wasn't at her spot, oh no. As I looked into the reception area, she looked at me from the elevator like "you told me to go to you". In the room, she asked how long, we agreed on 1 hour. After 45 minutes of straight fucking, I exploded. Massages ensued, cleaned up, music on and onto the hot tub for some relaxation. Got some sweet moments and she left at 10:30 pm.$100. Good deal, but better yet, she offered TLN next time I see her.

August 28..

Sorry in advance for lack of names. Tried to remember them but forgot. Not sure what I do wrong at HK, but I fail a lot. Decent looking guy who hooked up with two girls the two nights before in Vegas nightclubs. But failed in HK.

Got there around 530 pm. Got in grabbed a booth a lot of girls, not a ton of guys. Saw a good looking girl long blonde hair with black at the ends. Bought her a drink. First she would sit on my lap and grind, finally got her on me, just sat, Would Not.

Move. Wouldn't let me grope anything covered. She asked if I wanted to buy her another drink, said no sent her on her way. She said she has been there 3 weeks and was from Tijuana.

Anybody know who the skinny / fit girl with a nice butt and abs is? Wore all blue. Stood in the middle of the first floor for around 3 hours and never went with a guy to a table or upstairs..

[D Cups]

Aye, aye, Captain. You nailed it. Thank God I never married. Thank God for Tijuana and all the other sweet spots around the world where a man is still a man and us horn dogs can survive and thrive.

Due to our puritan background, old, ugly feminists manage to control the Family laws and have absolute monopoly of dicks in the US.

The old wives want to keep their husbands home and sexless, refusing them sex, food, fun and abusing them viciously.

While sex is a taboo subject in the US, in other countries, sex, paid or free, is casual and fun like a sport. A high percentage, like 90%, married men and women in France are assumed to have on-going extra-marital affairs all their lives. A Swedish guy was telling me, " in my town everybody fucks each other." Outside of the US, sex is just a commodity like a sweet, creamy desert to be sold or shared generously with each other.

Our Federal, State and local governments love to spend most of their budgets enforcing prostitution crimes, letting other crimes flourish unchecked. LE are afraid of catching hardened, violent criminals; they prefer chasing soft and sweet prostitutes and squeezing them for free sex.

[OneInTheDugOut]

Sorry in advance for lack of names. Tried to remember them but forgot. Not sure what I do wrong at HK, but I fail a lot. Decent looking guy who hooked up with two girls the two nights before in Vegas nightclubs. But failed in HK.

Got there around 530 pm. Got in grabbed a booth a lot of girls, not a ton of guys. Saw a good looking girl long blonde hair with black at the ends. Bought her a drink. First she would sit on my lap and grind, finally got her on me, just sat, Would Not.

Move. Wouldn't let me grope anything covered. She asked if I wanted to buy her another drink, said no sent her on her way. She said she has been there 3 weeks and was from Tijuana.

Anybody know who the skinny / fit girl with a nice butt and abs is? Wore all blue. Stood in the middle of the first floor for around 3 hours and never went with a guy to a table or upstairs.

Met Luis, he said "I bet you saw Me on YouTube" still no clue what he was talking about, said he was the main guy there. Brought me over a a blonde with shoulder length hair and some jacked up teeth, she was over zealous and her breath smelled like she just ate ate a shit Sandwich. Sent her on her way.

Around 8 PM Finally saw my perfect type walk in on the second floor. She leaned on the rail. White crop top with some brand name on it and a black thong. Walked up and put a Few bucks in her shirt, she stood there twerking on me for a good 10 minutes. Smoking hot. Big boobs. Small waist. Dark shoulder length hair. Wouldn't budge on $100. By that bad description anyone know her name? Next time I'm going arriba with her.

Left with no upstairs trip.

[The Tall Man]

Due to our puritan background, old, ugly feminists manage to control the Family laws and have absolute monopoly of dicks in the US.

The old wives want to keep their husbands home and sexless, refusing them sex, food, fun and abusing them viciously.

While sex is a taboo subject in the US, in other countries, sex, paid or free, is casual and fun like a sport. A high percentage, like 90%, married men and women in France are assumed to have on-going extra-marital affairs all their lives. A Swedish guy was telling me, " in my town everybody fucks each other." Outside of the US, sex is just a commodity like a sweet, creamy desert to be sold or shared generously with each other.

Our Federal, State and local governments love to spend most of their budgets enforcing prostitution crimes, letting other crimes flourish unchecked. LE are afraid of catching hardened, violent criminals; they prefer chasing soft and sweet prostitutes and squeezing them for free sex.

From your lips to gods ears, so true.

TTM.

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[WombatEd2]

I'm on a laptop Macboook Air, Google Chrome latest version. It says sorry for the inconvenience but we cannot process your payment at this time. I'm using a visa debit and there is no issue with funds. I'm at a loss of what it could be.

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[Captain Solo]

Due to our puritan background, old, ugly feminists manage to control the Family laws and have absolute monopoly of dicks in the US.

The old wives want to keep their husbands home and sexless, refusing them sex, food, fun and abusing them viciously.

While sex is a taboo subject in the US, in other countries, sex, paid or free, is casual and fun like a sport. A high percentage, like 90%, married men and women in France are assumed to have on-going extra-marital affairs all their lives. A Swedish guy was telling me, " in my town everybody fucks each other." Outside of the US, sex is just a commodity like a sweet, creamy desert to be sold or shared generously with each other.

Our Federal, State and local governments love to spend most of their budgets enforcing prostitution crimes, letting other crimes flourish unchecked. LE are afraid of catching hardened, violent criminals; they prefer chasing soft and sweet prostitutes and squeezing them for free sex.

[TcBoyle]

What happens if you try to pay? Are you using a browser on a computer, or a smartphone app, or what?

About a month ago, I paid my membership without any problem. I was using my desktop computer's browser. (Windows 10, Internet Explorer 11).

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Number on the back of your card.

That is what pops up. But I have sufficient funds, it's Visa debit, I use Wells Fargo in CA. Any ideas? My only thought now is it 's something on Wells / Visa's end. Anyone with Wells Visa debit have the same issue or find a solution?

[TcBoyle]

What happens if you try to pay? Are you using a browser on a computer, or a smartphone app, or what?

About a month ago, I paid my membership without any problem. I was using my desktop computer's browser. (Windows 10, Internet Explorer 11).

I'm on a laptop Macboook Air, Google Chrome latest version. It says sorry for the inconvenience but we cannot process your payment at this time. I'm using a visa debit and there is no issue with funds. I'm at a loss of what it could be.

[WombatEd2]

I agree definitely. Only thing is I have had an issue with payment going through for membership, I'm registered and everything but it will not process payment. Any info on how to solve this issue so I can support the forum would be appreciated. Thanks!

What happens if you try to pay? Are you using a browser on a computer, or a smartphone app, or what?

About a month ago, I paid my membership without any problem. I was using my desktop computer's browser. (Windows 10, Internet Explorer 11).

[Drf1987]

You are 100% correct Captain. Why our hobby isn't legal in America is beyond me. I was in La Zona last week and I envy you guys who live in San Diego or Southern Cali. You can go over the boarder find a nice hot girl get with her no harm no foul. If you do that ten or fifteen miles north in San Ysdiro you run the risk of being arrested, possibly robbed, and publicly shamed because you have one of humans most basic needs. It's really rough being a red blooded American man now a days especially if you have money. Let's hope that decriminalization in America is in the near future before we all are old geezers walking around in depends.

Horny guys physically need sex more than food or water. Just ask the pervs who hang out in La Zona hehe.

It's very nice going to La Zona for sexy vacations a few times every week, to eat, drink, flirt with pretty young girls, recreate, de-stress, release sexual tension and fulfilling all human's needs. Presently even billionaires in US cannot have the same good life as any Joe Blows in Mexico.

Our Commander in Chief has in depth personal experiences with men's urgent needs for sex and female companies, which would justify a new amendment to the US' constitution, decriminalizing, even encouraging the exchanges of sex for money or whatever, with a robust government-subsidized full-service sex industry, for America to become competitive in the world and to achieve the position America First!