Hong Kong Club Reports

[OneInTheDugOut]

Heading down Wednesday and Thursday nights and Friday afternoon (possibly night too). Think three nights is needed? Also if anyone wants a free beer private message me. After an unsuccessful trip last time, I could use an experienced wingman. Will give a detailed report when I'm back.

[SwFun4]

Work is going to be sending me out west and I will be teaveling through San Diego on my way (driving) to AZ. As such I am thinking of taking the opportunity to swing by HK before I hit the road.

Looking for some thoughts from more experienced individuals on my plan so far. Keep in mind somethings like dates are not in my control.

So, I have two options to stop, 11 Feb (Sunday) in the morning or 17 Feb (Saturday) when I get back for my Sunday morning flight home.

Either way planning to drive to the border crossing and park there since I do not want to take chances with a rental car on the company card. Sure nothing is likely to happen but if it does it would be catastrophic. Thought about parking over at the Outlets on the West side of I-5.

Once across if Sunday morning I would walk to HK if Saturday night I would grab a taxi. Though the "free" ride coupon seems like an alternative.

If I go on Sunday I would have about 3 hours before I would need to get back and hit the road to make it to my destination on time. If Saturday night I would have maybe 4 hours before needing to head back so I can catch my flight after some sleep.

So my questions:

1. Given the dates and some other comments about going around Valentine's would Sunday morning or Saturday night be better?

2. Is parking at the Outlet reasonable?

3. Am I allowing enough time on those days to make the most of what could be a one time thing?

4. Is the "free" ride coupon worthwhile? Especially if I need to stop at Piri first?

Thanks in advance.

[DrMcNaughty]

Did you read what I wrote? I was hoping I might get more legit info from others that enjoy HK like I do.

There's a separate PV forum. Reading that might be helpful.

[Captain Solo]

PV is pretty boring. The water in the bay is severely polluted with sewage running down from the town above, sea water is tepid and smells putrid. The ocean water smells bad even as you lay on the sand away from it. The 5-star Mismaloya resort, about 5 miles South of the hotel zone, has a creek full of sewage, running out to its small private beach. People must be stupid to dunk in that sewage.

For cleaner water you have to go North of the bay, where there are a few private beaches costing like 50-pesos to go in, ending Northern most with the private beach of the Four Season Resort.

The hotels have a bar tour for $10, a van drives a group of guys to bars along the coast and in town, where there are single girls hang out, potential pick ups. Senor frogs in town has young people party all night, a few hot girls.

There are reportedly street walkers around a few dumpy hotels 2 block East of the malecon, but older, thick and not too hot. Going North from downtown towards the hotel zone and the pier, there are a few empty strip bars with hot girls wanting $200 for ST and God knows how much for LT. There were no clients and no business but the girls stuck to their prices. Near the pier, there is a puta bar catering to cruise ship crowd.

Going further North on the coastal road, La Zona Roja is off the main coastal road, about 5 miles North of hotel zone and the cruise ship pier, a small dark dirt road full of pot holes, no light on the right just before the bull ring. There were about 10 bars inside a walled-in compound, only maybe 2 or 3 dance bars still open, looking old and dark like bar Tropical. A few hot girls will take guys to their rooms behind the bars for $60-80. I found a spider as large as a dungness crab on the wall, threw a shoe at it but could not chase it away, but it did not slow me down from pumping the honey. She really enjoyed the session hehe.

PV is seedy, hot and humid, compared to Tijuana which is cleaner, dry, cool, civilized with much better girls selections.

You probably would have a much better time going to Cancun, and South along the coast to Playa del Carmen, Tulum, where beaches are pristine clean, water warm and crystal clear, picking up Eutro girls on vacation, local chicas in bars in town or strip clubs along the coastal road.

Re. DrMcNaughty.

I am hoping someone in my HK stomping ground has some legit info on PV. There are some reasonable rt flights there from my little town. Not looking for just the mongering but if someone here can convince me to check out PV's seedy side please do! I want to go for a beach surf and bang some spinners adventure. Please give me some beta on PV. Thanks!

[WombatEd2]

I am hoping someone in my HK stomping ground has some legit info on PV. There are some reasonable rt flights there from my little town. Not looking for just the mongering but if someone here can convince me to check out PV's seedy side please do! I want to go for a beach surf and bang some spinners adventure. Please give me some beta on PV. Thanks!

There's a separate PV forum. Reading that might be helpful.

[Captain Solo]

HK large screen is large but old tech, rigged together with about 24 old, low-resolution flat CRTs, but still very nice to watch sports. I have seen a few new, larger LED screens in casinos, images look incredibly life-like and fabulous.

After fucking the chicas, HK's second floor is very nice to sit back, relaxing, drinking, watching sports and ogling the hot chicas parading by.

MLK's night HK played a North Korean song. Damn, it was weird. May have been you. Took a HK girl with pretty, innocent face and beautiful. , almost perfect body, soft skin and spongy flesh all over, definitely international model material. She refused mouth kissing and clit sucking, but closed her eyes, moaning, wetting the sheet with her sexy juice hehe.

Life is good in Tijuana.

[Captain Solo]

HK's parking guys would sit outside, shivering all night in their pea coats, sometimes pleading they are cold and hungry. I would tip them when I have cambios, sometimes buying them a few tacos.

For the valet parking $ tip is OK when they bring the car back, not before.

Also $ per person to the driver is nice when you ride HK's limousine or van to and from the border.

[GoodSense3]

-Checked out HK MLK day around 6 pm. I was upstairs and coolest thing I noticed was they was playing NBA rockets vs clippers on movie theater size TV. I love HK for their TVs especially the movie-theater size 1. Haven't found a club that has that big of a T. V screen playing sports in USA Got a beer chilled for a few and dj played a few songs I requested for $10. Then I left to go get something to eat and check out streets and did not come back till next morning.

-Was here Tuesday morning for about 45 mins. Got 2 songs I requested played for $10. The ratio was about only a few dudes and dozen women / strippers LOL. Saw 4 chicks sitting together at bar near movie size theater TV and one chick was dressed like a school girl LOL. She had vanilla skin tone and her outfit made her seem like a 9 if she was an 8 LOL. Had another chick about a 7.5 in looks offer me to go to room for like $60 after she came to me and danced on me and I was about to go and saw her get HK robe then I walked back in and told her to come cause I realized that I still need to wait on DJ to play my song that I spent $5 for LOL. She didn't come back in with me and I didn't see her again LOL. Then saw another chick downstairs from upstairs and pointed my finger for her to come up. She came ASAP and she like kind of sat on me and offered to go to room. She also had reached into my pants to feel my thingy as soon as she came up and I wasn't going to stop her LOL. She was a solid 8 in looks like a intl model. A lot of chicks in clubs and few diamonds in rough in streets look like international models to me. The men server was trying to get me to get her drink. But when I said go to room she was trying to do that and she was saying $80 or no more than $70. I wanted to kind of take her but I didn't want other HK chick I was about to go to room w see me w her so I just left by myself. Plan to come back during NBA all star weekend for 2 or 3 nights. Only did 1 night this time.

[DrMcNaughty]

I am hoping someone in my HK stomping ground has some legit info on PV. There are some reasonable rt flights there from my little town. Not looking for just the mongering but if someone here can convince me to check out PV's seedy side please do! I want to go for a beach surf and bang some spinners adventure. Please give me some beta on PV. Thanks!

[Captain Solo]

Tipping is usually done to assure good services and to maintain good relationships with the service workers. So tip whatever you feel comfortable or don't tip at all to punish workers for failures to do their jobs properly.

My tips are usually $ or 20-peso notes, unless it's the bar managers, then the 50 or 100-peso notes. Of course I tip all hot bar girls and strippers to encourage them to go to work. I tip Javier at Cascada's reception because I know he's windowed with 2 boys to raise. I tip HK's reception if they honor coupons and give me free drinks vouchers, but no tip for the VIP free-drink vouchers. I tip meseros to bring me drinks far away from the bar, but no tip for bar tenders if I buy directly from them.

Of course tips for restaurants waiters and but food carts only on major holidays, the robe guys at HK doors, Cascada's and other hotels' clean up people, changes for the toilet executives. I usually give all loose changes and unused HK vouchers to Pepe's parking attendants at the end of the night hehe. I give tips to a few HK's security guys and managers I know well for Christmas and New Year, or when they do me favors.

Of course I never TIP the policia assholes who hassle my car and never give money to beggars, but will buy tacos for children if they are hungry. Adding together still a cheap and very sexy vacation to an exotic place with hundreds very nice, sweet, hot young chicas every weekend hehehe.

Re. Travv.

What do you usually tip the valet for bringing your car around? I saw you tip the hotel clerk after checking in one time, what other tips do you recommend?

[Travv]

What do you usually tip the valet for bringing your car around? I saw you tip the hotel clerk after checking in one time, what other tips do you recommend?

I parked in Pepe's Tuesday night Jan 16, validated by HK's valet, no problem. Tipped the fat, smelly parking attendant my unused HK lap dance voucher. He was very happy, kept bragging to his coworkers how he was going to pick out the best of the best chicas in HK for his lap dance. Hehe. His panties raid may have triggered HK to change its parking validation procedure. Hehe.

HK may have been cheated by Pepe's for cars not parked in its lot, may be over billing, or Pepe's may be overloaded with cars on weekends. I have left my keys to Pepe's guys a few times without problems. Just tell them to not put a scratch on your car or El Mencho's guys will pay a visit to reduce the sizes of their balls hehe.

Actually it's safer to give the car to HK's valets and not having to walk down Nino Heroes late at night. I just hate to wait long for them to find and bring the car. If you drive a Ferrari with 6 speeds, consider leaving it at the border.

Re. Travv.

[Captain Solo]

I parked in Pepe's Tuesday night Jan 16, validated by HK's valet, no problem. Tipped the fat, smelly parking attendant my unused HK lap dance voucher. He was very happy, kept bragging to his coworkers how he was going to pick out the best of the best chicas in HK for his lap dance. Hehe. His panties raid may have triggered HK to change its parking validation procedure. Hehe.

HK may have been cheated by Pepe's for cars not parked in its lot, may be over billing, or Pepe's may be overloaded with cars on weekends. I have left my keys to Pepe's guys a few times without problems. Just tell them to not put a scratch on your car or El Mencho's guys will pay a visit to reduce the sizes of their balls hehe.

Actually it's safer to give the car to HK's valets and not having to walk down Nino Heroes late at night. I just hate to wait long for them to find and bring the car. If you drive a Ferrari with 6 speeds, consider leaving it at the border.

Re. Travv.

Was informed tonight by the valets in front of HK that from now on, you cannot drive your car into Pepe's Parking, get a parking ticket, then have it validated at the front of Hong Kong Club. I had to appeal to a manager to get it validated using the old procedure. Apparently the new procedure is that you drive your car in front of Hong Kong Club, the valets will drive your car to Pepe's and get a parking ticket then validate it. I think the reason is that the valets want more tips and this new procedure will get them more money. I was tipping the valets after they stamped my parking ticket but I guess some others were not and now they will have to. After all, they can go through your car now looking for spare change after you give them the keys! FYI.

I wonder if the valets know how to drive a stick shift car?

[ThePokerKid]

Valentines day is not the best time to be in the Zona, similar to New Years Eve. Any chica who has a BF probably won't be working or leaving early. So not the best selection. Also harder to get into nice restaruants and I also noticed with increased taxi business that was a night you could not negotiate a fare.

As far as spending the whole trip staying at Cascadas. That has been talked about many times on here. While some time staying in the heart of things is great, for myself I need to switch to a regular hotel to catch up on sleep and appreciate a REAL hotel.

As far as safety I have made many Tijuana trips by myself and as long as you use common sense you will be fine. Don't do anything stupid, watch your back,(head on a swivel) , don't wander off the beaten path. Stay away from the english speaking deportees who will try to scam you. And acting like you have been there before will protect you from scamming meseros and chicas.

Have fun and report back on how your trip went.

Thank you for the reply and info on vday. I guess I'll check it out on a week where the flights are cheaper.

Would you say that all the rooms at Cascada is hard to sleep in? I was looking at the larger solo rooms with jacuzzi.

What about the girls on Friday? Is it worth dealing with how packed the club is or would girls on the weekdays still. Be good without the weekend rush.

Can't wait to report back hear only amazing things.

[Baxter Slade]

So got a Tijuana trip I'm planning sometime next month. Any benefit to going during the Valentine's week? Looked back in the forum for posts during that time last year and didn't see much. Any benefit to going Monday. Thursday or Tuesday. Friday? How are the girls during the week? I hear it's packed on weekends so figured I'd avoid it but if the girls are that much better I'd switch dates. Also was wondering is it safe to travel alone for that many days? I was planning on staying at cascadas for the duration of the trip, can I bring up agency girls to the Cascada rooms if I rent one for the trip? Looking at the jacuzzi rooms. Any insight from regulars would be super helpful, happy hobbying.

Valentines day is not the best time to be in the Zona, similar to New Years Eve. Any chica who has a BF probably won't be working or leaving early. So not the best selection. Also harder to get into nice restaruants and I also noticed with increased taxi business that was a night you could not negotiate a fare.

As far as spending the whole trip staying at Cascadas. That has been talked about many times on here. While some time staying in the heart of things is great, for myself I need to switch to a regular hotel to catch up on sleep and appreciate a REAL hotel.

As far as safety I have made many Tijuana trips by myself and as long as you use common sense you will be fine. Don't do anything stupid, watch your back,(head on a swivel) , don't wander off the beaten path. Stay away from the english speaking deportees who will try to scam you. And acting like you have been there before will protect you from scamming meseros and chicas.

Have fun and report back on how your trip went.

[Member #4722]

So got a Tijuana trip I'm planning sometime next month. Any benefit to going during the Valentine's week? Looked back in the forum for posts during that time last year and didn't see much. Any benefit to going Monday. Thursday or Tuesday. Friday? How are the girls during the week? I hear it's packed on weekends so figured I'd avoid it but if the girls are that much better I'd switch dates. Also was wondering is it safe to travel alone for that many days? I was planning on staying at cascadas for the duration of the trip, can I bring up agency girls to the Cascada rooms if I rent one for the trip? Looking at the jacuzzi rooms. Any insight from regulars would be super helpful, happy hobbying.

Most agency girls won't go to The Zona.