Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Top-tiered HK girls were taking 1,000 pesos for 30 minutes upstairs. The exchange rate 1 year ago was 12:1, that equates to $80. But the rate now is 20.5. That makes it about $50.

I even had a HK girl for 500 pesos then, which is $25 now. Due to prior sessions, I had problem erecting and coming. That girl gave me BBBJ then BB sex to make me come quickly.

Local Mexican guys all bargain in 100-peso increments with the girls with detailed requirements in bed. The bros should all stick to 1,000 pesos maximum to help Mexico fight inflation. Start with 500 (quinientos) pesos, if declined go up by 100 increments (seiscientos, setecientos, ochocientos, novecientos, then top out at mil).

My Spanish is shit but it works well enough in the club.

I went to HK last year and paid in american dineros. I was thinking of taking advantage of currency exchange rates and paying in pesos. Does anyone have advice on where to exchange near the border preferably on the American side? Also what kind of range in pesos should I expect for a half hour arriba? Finally, any advice on how to haggle down on a Sunday, (or is this something I can only do with American dollars)?

Thanks.

[ScatManDoo]

I went to HK last year and paid in american dineros. I was thinking of taking advantage of currency exchange rates and paying in pesos. Does anyone have advice on where to exchange near the border preferably on the American side? Also what kind of range in pesos should I expect for a half hour arriba? Finally, any advice on how to haggle down on a Sunday, (or is this something I can only do with American dollars)?

Thanks.

If you enter Tijuana as a pedestrian, you will see a handful of cambios within short distance of the end of the trolley tracks and the McDonald building you go around to enter Mexico. They all tend to be close to the same exchange rate (vs. The generally poorer cambio rates you will find when obtaining pesos at cambios inside Tijuana). Just look at their signs and go to the best rate you see at that moment, or the cambio with little or no line, if time is more important than a few pesos. Pesos are worth about a nickle each these days.

ScatMandoo Jr. Walked into Hong Kong Bar Wednesday around 9 or 10 PM and sat down in an upstairs booth to drink a beer and look over the talent. I was back at my hotel room banging my favorite walker. Junior has been coached somewhat by me, maybe even better briefed about how La Zona works by my quasi wingman. My son tells me that a mesero immediately brings a girl to him after another waiter took his beer order. Junior looked her over, decided that she wasn't pretty enough, and turned down the offer to buy her a ficha. In less then ten seconds, mesero #3 brings along chica #2. SMD Jr. Looks her over and sends her away too. He made eye contact with another downstairs mesero that had been watching these events. Downstairs mesero #4 fetches this young chica with a different, and exceptional, hourglass figure that my boy finds exceptionally pleasing to his eyes and loins as she is escorted up the stairs to him. During her first drink they agree to go upstairs and he offers her 600 pesos. She immediately tells him that she will cost $80.

He tells her that he only has a few dollars and most of his money, this kind of arriba money, he only has in pesos. He then repeated his offer of 600 pesos (I smiled with great pride when he told me that part of the negotiation).

She said that she usually gets dollars, not pesos, and she may have asked for 1200; I'm not exactly sure what her second counter offer was. SMD Junior told me that he upped his offer to 800 pesos as she was finishing up her 1st drink. The mesero arrived and asked if he wanted to buy her another ficha. He shook his head and began posturing towards excusing the young lady from his booth. She suddenly reconsidered his 800 pesos offer and accepted it. Wednesday night before Thanksgiving was not very busy.

I believe if you want to haggle, you will almost always come out better when you haggle in pesos, not dollars.

[Captain Solo]

A few guys managed to have sex in the lap dance cubicle and the VIP room. YMMV with the girls.

Dive bars in Tijuana and other cities have these tiny lap dance cubicles where they can have sex. It's cheaper and faster than going to the hotel, an unique feature of Mexico's red light districts.

1) Lap Dances are completely worthless. This is probably pretty obvious to most people but I decided to take a girl for a lap dance after I bought her a drink since she was giving me a good grind while she drank and I didn't feel like going upstairs at the time. The lap dance was mostly air, way less contact than when I bought her a drink. I talked to another customer and he said he had the same experience, I don't know if the girls go easy since they assume you're not taking them upstairs or what, but it's probably best avoided.

[CathysClown]

I went to HK last year and paid in american dineros. I was thinking of taking advantage of currency exchange rates and paying in pesos. Does anyone have advice on where to exchange near the border preferably on the American side? Also what kind of range in pesos should I expect for a half hour arriba? Finally, any advice on how to haggle down on a Sunday, (or is this something I can only do with American dollars)?

Thanks.

[SaltShaker]

Not full price.

Those wacky newbies!

How much did Elizabeth charge you for an hour?

Thanks for the pics.

[Old Man Time]

So I'll keep this relatively short since I don't have a ton of information that's not already in this thread and I'm so bad at names that I can't give any worthwhile info on the performance of various girls.

I was there Wednesday with the plan of seeing the lingerie show, but I showed up early (maybe 7 PM, I don't remember) and after traveling all day I didn't have enough energy to stick around after I went upstairs with a cute girl who I think went by the name Kimberly. The club was pretty packed with both girls and customers and there were any number of really hot girls.

I was also there Thursday late afternoon / Evening and today (Friday) afternoon. The quality and quantity of dancers was less than what I saw on Wednesday but still plenty of hotties. Both days they had for lack of a better term a toy show. There were 2 girls and after dancing on stage for a bit they took turns on each other (or on themselves) with various dildo's including a sex toy that I can only describe as like a power drill or something but with a dildo at the end.

Couple tips that newbies may find useful.

1) Lap Dances are completely worthless. This is probably pretty obvious to most people but I decided to take a girl for a lap dance after I bought her a drink since she was giving me a good grind while she drank and I didn't feel like going upstairs at the time. The lap dance was mostly air, way less contact than when I bought her a drink. I talked to another customer and he said he had the same experience, I don't know if the girls go easy since they assume you're not taking them upstairs or what, but it's probably best avoided.

2) Dollars are your friend inside the club. The mesero's were always happy to break my 20's but for whatever reason they didn't want to make change for my peso notes. You can obviously pay for everything in Peso's but I think it's easier if you have dollars.

3) Speaking of Mesero's in general they weren't as bad as I feared, but when they got out of hand one thing I figured out you can do is to tell them that another one is bringing you a girl / drink / whatever they're trying to sell you.

I'm going to head back for the festivities tonight (Friday) and I'll make a new post if I learn anything new but for now I hope people find this useful.

[AnonX69]

I arrived at HK at 9 pm, I haven't been here since Sept. I didn't see anything special or any special event, just seem like a regular thrusday night on a Wednesday. The girls seem to be dressed the same, very sexy, but nothing very special. I didn't see many girls that interested me, most seem like they are adelitas' girls, oversized.

I did enjoy the the foam show in the south bar, a cute little spinner with bracers kept motioning me over to the stage while I was sitting at the bar. Sometimes, I just draw too much attention to myself, girls love to play with my hair, which is now manic panic blue steel. I should really start charging girls money to play with my hair, one even brought her friend over to look at my blue steel hair.

When I finally came to sit at the stage, the little spinner darted over to me like a barracuda. Her little be cup boobs were hard as hell and not that much fun to play with. Being a veteran now and not a bit shy, I started to suck on her nipples after I cleaned them. I then turned her around, leaned her back against my chest, spread her legs so everyone can see her pussy and started to finger her for a good couple of minutes. She turned around and tried to kiss me, but I wiggled my finger indicating no and gave her a peck on the cheek and walked away down 9 dollars. If she didn't have those rock hard bolt ONS, I would taken her upstairs.

After getting a bite to eat at azul, I returned and did spot a familiar face who used to work at adelitas, I can't remember the name she used at HK, but I remember her as Jacqueline from adelitas, real boobs, fake butt, tramp stamp with her daughter name on her back "adella", she's a real cutie. Being someone she knew, she allowed me to do whatever I wanted for the next 45 minutes. I have been spending my time outside of the zona with another chica for the past few months so it was a nice change.

[Captain Solo]

You are dead accurate.

There ain't any natural boobs or anything, anywhere in the universe that can defy gravity like those 4 pairs.

All four pictures are of women with augmented breasts. The blonde has the set closest to natural in appearance.

Rufus.

[TomJackin]

Arrived around 12:30 on Sunday, November 20. Normal weekly visit. WOW, exchange rate 20.1 pesos to 1 (nice). HK internal exchange rate is still 16.1. Not packed but some activity. I saw more 2 for 1 activity. I did something different. I brought a newbie with me. It did not matter how much coaching, when little head took over. It was down hill from there. He drained his ATM and shot his load in his pants in the booth! The chica that took him to the ATM is the one who had her hand in his open zipper when he shot his load. Anyway, I did my normal thing. I left him alone for 1 hour. I told several of my meseros and the manager on duty is keep a eye on him until I return.

Those wacky newbies!

How much did Elizabeth charge you for an hour?

Thanks for the pics.

[Rufus T Firefly]

Can you tell which ones are natural? I like foam on the top of my beer.

All four pictures are of women with augmented breasts. The blonde has the set closest to natural in appearance.

Rufus.

[HorseTrader]

Can you tell which ones are natural? I like foam on the top of my beer.

They all look fake to me, except perhaps #2. But then again, I like small firm breasts. Natural spinner breasts.

[SaltShaker]

Can you tell which ones are natural? I like foam on the top of my beer.

Some saline implants have come a long way from the "original" silicone ones. I love playing with the "twins" and have been to quite a few strip clubs in the states where the girls will let you feel them. I've come across quite a few in recent years that are very difficult to distinguish from the ones mother nature gives to the more well endowed. Thank god for technological improvements.

[SaltShaker]

Arrived around 12:30 on Sunday, November 20. Normal weekly visit. WOW, exchange rate 20.1 pesos to 1 (nice). HK internal exchange rate is still 16.1. Not packed but some activity. I saw more 2 for 1 activity. I did something different. I brought a newbie with me. It did not matter how much coaching, when little head took over. It was down hill from there. He drained his ATM and shot his load in his pants in the booth! The chica that took him to the ATM is the one who had her hand in his open zipper when he shot his load. Anyway, I did my normal thing. I left him alone for 1 hour. I told several of my meseros and the manager on duty is keep a eye on him until I return.

[Captain Solo]

To me, boobs, that are healthy, shapely, round, perky, symmetrical, bouncy, springy, spongy to the touch, are the most precious, beautiful and desirable objects on earth.

I suppose men are naturally attracted to boobs and pussies because they don't have them. A few like them so much they had to have them installed. Just ask Caitlyn. Hehe.

Some saline implants have come a long way from the "original" silicone ones. I love playing with the "twins" and have been to quite a few strip clubs in the states where the girls will let you feel them. I've come across quite a few in recent years that are very difficult to distinguish from the ones mother nature gives to the more well endowed. Thank god for technological improvements.

[Once Sailor]

True. Most HK girls are with perky boobs. They don't need implants. The older ones do.

One of the prettiest and sweetest HK blondes had a pair of perfectly conical, perky boobs with small pink tits. She used to pull down her dress for me to admire and gently touch her fine boobs for a few $, while smiling sweetly. She was gone for a year and had a baby. When she came back this year, her boobs were already long and droopy. That's too bad.

I met a girl on the street in Zhuhai, China, named Bin Bin, pretty face, doe eyes, and a pair of perfect B-cup boobs. I liked her so much that I went way way out to Zhuhai for a couple years looking for her. Apparently girls in China can get implants that look and feel perfectly natural that do not cost too much.

I would go for implants as long as they are proportioned to the body, perky, well-shaped, feel natural and healthy. But implants have health risks. A very nice, good-looking stripper at the Bare Elegance club, near LAX, had nice, healthy boobs, but she decided to enhance them to boost revenue. The doctor did not do his job right and the implants made her sick. Her whole body was infected. She was having fevers; her eyes and nose were always watery. She had to take them out, which rendered her boobs severely droopy and loss of feelings. Last I heard she was stripping in Las Vegas.

Men are evolved to be instinctively attracted to healthy, good-looking boobs, as infants quickly learn boobs are critical for their survival. Without big, healthy boobs a lot of babies would starve to death.

But I cannot explain why men are also primarily attracted to eating and licking pussies, even though pussies are not exactly critical for their survival.

Some saline implants have come a long way from the "original" silicone ones. I love playing with the "twins" and have been to quite a few strip clubs in the states where the girls will let you feel them. I've come across quite a few in recent years that are very difficult to distinguish from the ones mother nature gives to the more well endowed. Thank god for technological improvements.