Hong Kong Club Reports

[Jackie888]

Never ever ever ever take a girl that the waiter brings over to you without you asking. How it works is that the girl acts extra slutty, gulps down her drink that's often club soda with one hand and stroking you with the other hand. The next thing you know you just coughed up $100 in drinks for a dry hump that lasted about 15 minutes. And when you finally see the girl of your dreams, you're short of cash. And now you're really pissed! Wow I'm having a serious relapse of my 1st visit to the Zona.

The girls do not necessary have a problem, their analysis can be perfect.

You can get things from fluids of the previous guys which "visited" the same mouth earlier in the day.

After visiting quite a lot of doctors, I started to think that I'm a "happy" case given the fact that I got only 2 bacterial STDs. It can be even worse than some bacteria which (eventually and hopefully) you can kill with antibiotics after few weeks or few months. Don't believe in myths that oral sex is safe and don't take it easily. It can be even life threatening. The risks might be small, but 5% risk of getting HIV is much more than 0. 02%. Or 20% for syphilis (those being approximate prevalence s for the "high risk community" represented by those clubs, according to some doctor I talked with). If the moderator finds the post wrong or what I've been told is "not according to the facts", please do not approve the comment.

[AnonX69]

Hey,

Thanks to everyone who answered my questions, I appreciate it.

If money is mostly not an issue (I'm willing to pay the $100 for arriba if she won't negotiate, but maybe not something like $130 or $150), what is the best place for a guy who speaks no Spanish to find the prettiest women in Tijuana? And, since I speak no Spanish, could I basically hire a waiter to do all the negotiating with girls for me?

Download Google translate, then go into settings she download the offline versions for English and Spanish. Sometimes it can be quite fun using it with the girls. Just don't put in such my c0 ck. It will translate into suck my pollo. =.

Just be aware some maseros will tag team you with the chica to spend, spend. I've noticed this on several occasions, if you see a masero park himself next to your table. The chica will finish her drink really fast and he will be even faster asking you to get her another drink and food and snacks. Get your negotiations done in one or two drinks. I never trust the maseros that bring some random chica to me.

[Phordphan]

Hey,

Thanks to everyone who answered my questions, I appreciate it.

I'm saddened to hear of the recent price increase. For someone that speaks no Spanish, is there a good alternative to HK? I've read horror stories of people wandering too far away from the tourist areas and getting beaten and robbed.

If I find girls from another club / the street, is it allowed to bring them into Cascadas if I booked a room?

I know my questions seem like they're all over the place, so I thing I'm really looking for is:

If money is mostly not an issue (I'm willing to pay the $100 for arriba if she won't negotiate, but maybe not something like $130 or $150), what is the best place for a guy who speaks no Spanish to find the prettiest women in Tijuana? And, since I speak no Spanish, could I basically hire a waiter to do all the negotiating with girls for me?

Adelita is probably a good alternative to HK. On average, I've found more English speakers there than other clubs. YMMV. Generally, the "older" the girl, I. E. With more time in the biz, the more English she'll speak. If you only want the 18 y/o's, then you'll have to settle for a conversation containing lots of sign language.

Don't take this personally, but if you pay $100 for a 30-minutes session at HK you are an idiot, unless you have other issues, like morbid obesity, a third eye in your forehead, or a schlong like Jonny Wadd. If she won't negotiate, kick her to the curb and find one who will. You are the boss. This is Mexico. You're the one with the money. She's not doing you a favor. Think about what you said. "If she won't negotiate I'll pay whatever's asked. " You've surrendered without a shot being fired. With that attitude, you have, in advance, given up control of the situation and that is most definitely NOT the position you want to be in with these girls.

Yes, a friendly mesero can be of great assistance. They are used to guys asking about the girls and they'll help you. Whether or not his tastes match yours, well, you never know.

The prettiest women in Tijuana will not be found in the Zona Norte bars. The girls in the bars are very pretty, in many cases, but hardly qualify as the prettiest in Tijuana. To get them you'll need a lot more money, a lot more time in-country and a lot more Spanish.

[ItsMeBeyatch]

Use the front of cascadas to get in. Not the alley side entrance. The guys in the front usually let anything go in. The guys in the back will usually ask questions if they don't recognize the girl. This is atleast my experience

Yes, in most cases.

If you have an overnight room in Cascades, you generally can bring in most chicas. Sometimes the office guys will ask to see her ID, and if she does not have an ID, the HK desk clerks sometimes won't let you take the chica to your room.

Additionally, chicas from Adelitas are not allowed by Adelitas' management and Adelitas' doormen to go with mongers to hotels other than Hotel Coahuila (above Adelitas) or the Velario. And some of the smaller bars in the alley will have bar doormen that can insist on variable fees (salidas) to allow their bar girls to go to monger hotel rooms.

If you are willing to sometimes pay the amounts demanded by HK chicas, it might be the best option for you to find pretty chicas willing to fuck for money.

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[ScatManDoo]

If I find girls from another club / the street, is it allowed to bring them into Cascadas if I booked a room?

Yes, in most cases.

If you have an overnight room in Cascades, you generally can bring in most chicas. Sometimes the office guys will ask to see her ID, and if she does not have an ID, the HK desk clerks sometimes won't let you take the chica to your room.

Additionally, chicas from Adelitas are not allowed by Adelitas' management and Adelitas' doormen to go with mongers to hotels other than Hotel Coahuila (above Adelitas) or the Velario. And some of the smaller bars in the alley will have bar doormen that can insist on variable fees (salidas) to allow their bar girls to go to monger hotel rooms.

Hey,

Thanks to everyone who answered my questions, I appreciate it.

I'm saddened to hear of the recent price increase. For someone that speaks no Spanish, is there a good alternative to HK? I've read horror stories of people wandering too far away from the tourist areas and getting beaten and robbed.:

If money is mostly not an issue (I'm willing to pay the $100 for arriba if she won't negotiate, but maybe not something like $130 or $150), what is the best place for a guy who speaks no Spanish to find the prettiest women in Tijuana? And, since I speak no Spanish, could I basically hire a waiter to do all the negotiating with girls for me?

If you are willing to sometimes pay the amounts demanded by HK chicas, it might be the best option for you to find pretty chicas willing to fuck for money.

[TomJackin]

Beevee, welcome to the board. As you do some research you will get plenty of information to your questions. Only fee is a beer charge on Thurs to Sat's when you first walk in. Otherwise none. Now if you walk in and out, you will get charged a beer again during these days.

I just wanted to add from SBeach25. If you do not drink beer, you can take to the bar and exchange it within anything, of reason, of course.

[Captain Solo]

Usually after buying the first beer in HK, guys are allowed to come back in without having to buy another beer.

When you exit, grab the bouncer who sells beers at the door, point to your face and tel him loudly: "I will come back later. Volveré más adelante. No mas cervezas. OK?

That usually works. If they insist you have to buy, just slip them $1 propina so they can screw their boss.

Does HK have a cover charge to get in? Certain hours / all day? If so, do you have to pay it again if you leave and come back in? Like going out the back to check out the alley action and coming back in when your are done.

[Beevee]

Beevee, welcome to the board. As you do some research you will get plenty of information to your questions. Only fee is a beer charge on Thurs to Sat's when you first walk in. Otherwise none. Now if you walk in and out, you will get charged a beer again during these days.

Thank you SBeach. That makes sense. I will be in SD in about a month or so and plan to visit the Zona for a day trip or 2 (scary with all the violence I've been reading about on the other boards). I'd like to go to the great clubs everyone mentions- HK, AB, and TB so I am looking to be prepared for additional costs. I'd really like to test the SG action as well. Tapping in to your experience, would you recommend I just stay put within the confines of these clubs with regard to staying safe?

[SBeach25]

Does HK have a cover charge to get in? Certain hours / all day? If so, do you have to pay it again if you leave and come back in? Like going out the back to check out the alley action and coming back in when your are done.

Beevee, welcome to the board. As you do some research you will get plenty of information to your questions. Only fee is a beer charge on Thurs to Sat's when you first walk in. Otherwise none. Now if you walk in and out, you will get charged a beer again during these days.

[Madcow3]

Hey,

Thanks to everyone who answered my questions, I appreciate it.

I'm saddened to hear of the recent price increase. For someone that speaks no Spanish, is there a good alternative to HK? I've read horror stories of people wandering too far away from the tourist areas and getting beaten and robbed.

If I find girls from another club / the street, is it allowed to bring them into Cascadas if I booked a room?

I know my questions seem like they're all over the place, so I thing I'm really looking for is:

If money is mostly not an issue (I'm willing to pay the $100 for arriba if she won't negotiate, but maybe not something like $130 or $150), what is the best place for a guy who speaks no Spanish to find the prettiest women in Tijuana? And, since I speak no Spanish, could I basically hire a waiter to do all the negotiating with girls for me?

[Captain Solo]

Some of these chicas are ridiculous. They think their pussies are pure gold, and they can demand ridiculous prices.

Even the top-tiered chicas would fuck for 1,000 pesos, which is about $65. That is the going rate for the most popular chicas. The less popular ones will go for 500 pesos or $40. I had plenty of good-looking young girls proposing $40 all the time.

Unless you hang around Hong Kong and are familiar with the girls, most HK chicas are academy-award winning actresses with their star-fish performance. My friends from overseas all complain about their cold, aloof manners, lack of interest and engagement in bed. These guys say humping HK chicas is about as sexy as humping an exercise machine.

There are quite a few young, sexy, personable, good-looking chicas in the alley who would give you hot, passionate sessions in bed for 200 to 300 pesos. They are your revenge for the haughty HK chicas.

I've had it with the chicas at HK, was there last night, enjoying the party atmosphere. was watching a very cute young (18) thing dancing at the bar and decided to buy her a drink. Her name is iyonessa (spelling), after buying her a 2nd drink, we were kissing and fondling each other so I offered her $70 for arriba. Picking ***** wanted $130, I countered with $80, she went as low as $100 and wouldn't go any lower so I gave her the boot. My masero's, Mario rolled his eyes when I told her what happened. He said good for you, the hottest chicas at HK would go arriba for $60-80. He was actually surprised that I was sitting with a chica because I rarely do that at HK, because they won't budge below $100 for me so I just enjoy the show.

Couple of hours later while waiting for Porter house steak at azul, she entered and wanted to sit with me. Shoo her away like a stray dog, no way I'm going to waste anymore money on her.

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[ScatManDoo]

Does HK have a cover charge to get in? Certain hours / all day?

Yes, HK charges a $5 entrance fee (that includes a beverage) on Thursday, Friday & Saturday nights.

If so, do you have to pay it again if you leave and come back in?

Yes.

[Beevee]

Does HK have a cover charge to get in? Certain hours / all day? If so, do you have to pay it again if you leave and come back in? Like going out the back to check out the alley action and coming back in when your are done.

[ClamSlammer]

Couple of hours later while waiting for Porter house steak at azul, she entered and wanted to sit with me. Shoo her away like a stray dog, no way I'm going to waste anymore money on her.

Pretty obvious she just wanted to sit with you to get a free meal. I would have let her sit, eat, and then excused myself early after requesting separate checks.

[ScatManDoo]

The last late evening Trolly pulling out of San Ysidro leaves the border area sometime between 12:30 AM and 1:00 AM. Then the trolly stops running for over three hours.

Early morning, before dawn on Tuesday morning, the first scheduled Trolly leaving San Ysidro is scheduled to depart at 4:43 AM. Once it starts morning operation, each new Trolly will leave San Ysidro every seven minutes on Tuesday morning. To play it safe, you will want to board the Trolly during its first hour of morning operation.

ItsMeBeyatch is absolutely correct in warning you to get in line to cross the border before 5 AM, because if you wait until 6 AM your time in crossing the border can greatly increase as that early rush hour begins. You would probably want to avoid the need for an expensive, time saving taxi from San Ysidro to the airport, or even worse, missing your 8 AM flight.