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[Bunda Man]

Anyone planning on being in Rio during these dates? Flying solo this trip and trying to decide between a week in Costa Rica(at the Sportsmans Lodge where I have found it easier to meet a wingman) or in Rio where I have had more difficulty meeting a wingman in past trips. Thanks.

[Greg Williams]

I am just a regular member. I will nail down my dates for Nov and if anyone wants to share a beer in Help maybe we can link up.

Are you a paying member?

I tried sending you a PM.

[Blonde]

Hi,

I will be in Rio 5 nights in the end of october. I may travelling alone this time so if anyone want to take a beer and a chat pls reply on my report.

Regards

[Hughdad]

Hi all,

Is anyone in Rio for the first 2 weeks in Nov? I would my wing man can't make the trip.

Thanks much.

Are you a paying member?

I tried sending you a PM.

[Greg Williams]

Hi all,

Is anyone in Rio for the first 2 weeks in Nov? I would my wing man can't make the trip.

Thanks much.

[Bad Boy Billy]

Billy leaves Australia in 10 hours (04.00am Tuesday Rio time) - arrive Rio at 08.00am on Thursday.

In town 5 nights - hunting alone at this time - anybody looking too hook up drop me a pm.

I just gotta be part of another 'Fiesta' so I need a couple of side kicks to share.

[Tomjoha]

Hi,

I have rented a house in Barra for the 8 th of January to the 1 Feb.

Does anyone want a place to stay or got some hints tips fore me?

Please get in touch.

[JohnnyBraz]

In Rio from 21st September till 15th off October. 4th trip this year. Any senior members want to hit centro termas or copa ones pm me.

[Sunset Strip]

Do you mean Elisabeth, the older blonde lady with big bosoms who acts as a mama-san to Lucianne (aka the cat girl)? If so, that is too bad because I have a friend who intended to try Elisabeth out on his next visit - he has been flirting with her for years.

Speaking of the cat girl, I heard she was hanging out in centro and catering to Filipino sailors.

No. Not that Elisabeth. The blonde is still there and you should check her out on your next trip.

This Elisabeth was brown skinned with curly hair. She was from Porto Alegre and has not been around since 2007.

Oh, by the way Esmerelde, brown skinned, spoke English, who used to hang out there before having a baby is reportedly very fat! I have not seen her but the girls all say you will be shocked to see her as she has gotten huge!

Do you mean Luciana, short girl, with black hair? She took care of the cat that lived at Mabs?

TJ

[The Watcher]

Speaking of Mabs I just heard Elisabeth, from Porto Alegre, married a German guy and lives in Hamburg. This could all be made up, I know.

TJ

Do you mean Elisabeth, the older blonde lady with big bosoms who acts as a mama-san to Lucianne (aka the cat girl)? If so, that is too bad because I have a friend who intended to try Elisabeth out on his next visit - he has been flirting with her for years.

Speaking of the cat girl, I heard she was hanging out in centro and catering to Filipino sailors.

[Sunset Strip]

So funny. Assim banned me from Mabs because every time I enter the restaurant the girls get all wet and stick to their chairs. rsrsrs

Life can be tough.

Speaking of Mabs I just heard Elisabeth, from Porto Alegre, married a German guy and lives in Hamburg. This could all be made up, I know.



TJ

[Poucolouco]

TJ will arrive November 20.
If you are in BA 85 or Mabs and see girls with farwaway looks in their eyes and they are singing my theme song:
"Nobody Does it Better", James Bond's theme from The Spy Who Loved Me

Then you will know! LOL
I have asked the girls to contain themselves, so they may just hum a few bars as I am coming-and-going. TJ

So funny. Assim banned me from Mabs because every time I enter the restaurant the girls get all wet and stick to their chairs. rsrsrs

[Sunset Strip]

TJ will arrive November 20.

If you are in BA 85 or Mabs and see girls with farwaway looks in their eyes and they are singing my theme song:
"Nobody Does it Better", James Bond's theme from The Spy Who Loved Me

Then you will know! LOL
I have asked the girls to contain themselves, so they may just hum a few bars as I am coming-and-going.


TJ

[Sunset Strip]

Absolutely correct about the flights! But some of those babies have some great MILFs with them. Once I had a hot young Brazilian fall asleep on my shoulder for a full flight. I woke up and we were f-ing spooning!

Seriously - you definately need the Bose noise cancelling headphones connected to an iPod, a completely dark eye mask that blocks out all the light, a window seat with some pillows to prop up against the window, and a few stiff drinks before boarding. The Bose headphones are worth every penny of the $300 price tag. You can't hear a f-ing thing. I am usually asleep before take-off and wake up in time for breakfast. Get a good 6 or 7 hours of sleep in.

But the smells and bathrooms get pretty gross.

OK. You might be right about the MILFS.

I was not going to say this but, on the flight down they could see I was pissed. I think they tried to win me over.

One of the milfs kept putting her butt in my face. Then her daughter stood right in front of me with her snatch in my face and later HAD to brush up against me full body to get to and from the bathroom.

TJ

[Sunset Strip]

I will be back in from November 20-30!

Since some are discussing the downturn (supposedly) of Copa as a result of the increase in gringos in the 2000s, I will go ahead and make these points:

Has anybody else noticed how worse flights to Rio have gotten since Varig went under? The Brazilians fly US airlines and fill up all the seats that once were open. It used to be nice to lie down in the open seats. NO MORE!

There are always lots of kids and babies on the flights!
On my flight to Rio two weeks ago I had a stinky Brazilian baby in front and behind me!

The Brazilians talk ALL OF THE TIME! They never shut up! Plus, they have to get up repeatedly during the flight. FLY TAM PLEASE! PLEASE!

The thing I really dislike is that Brazilians buy lots of tickets for separate seats and then ask you, the single American traveler, to switch seats. I used to always do it.

But on my trip down a Brazilian ***** raised her voice at me because I was in one of her family members' seat. "these are our seats, you need move!" Ok Brazilians I get the point. When you need something you want us to help but then you catch an attitude vey fast.
No more nice guy, I will tell them to go to hell. And I mean I am going to use those words!

Flights to Rio used to be quite civilized and upper middle class American thing. Now you have lots of babies, loud talking, attitude problems, and strange smells!

You all know I am telling the truth.

P.S.
Airline food is crappy. But have you noticed the Brazilans eat every bite and eat it fast?

last thing, they bring too many bags! FLY TAM PLEASE!
TJ