Vancouver Reports

[Rain City]

I saw sugar at BBC a while ago.

http://www.broadwaybodycare.com/sugar.htm

She looks amazing in those pictures. When I saw her in person, I thought she was a different person from the one in the pictures. Later I checked the web site and realized indeed those pictures are hers -- just look a lot better! So no B&S at least.

According to BBC's website, she is 5'11", 135 lb. In reality, she was taller than I without heels. So I would say she is at least 6', if not 6'1", and add at least 30 lb to that. By no means she is fat, but I would not call her body "toned".

Sugar has a pierced left nipple. And her breast looked a lot smaller than the pictures portrayed. I would say she is in her late 20s (around 28 yr old is my guess) instead of 23 yr old (it's typical for the agency to advertise their age around 5 yrs younger, IMHO).

All of her services were covered and nothing was memorable. But she is a nice girl and for the price, her service was fine. I would rate her 7/7/7 (face/body/service). If you like a tall blonde lady, she may be the one for you.

[Tonsil Washer]

A local pooner has posted a website of his recent exploits. Check it out, it's a hoot.

http://ca.geocities.com/williespoonpage

May the wind be gentle up yer kilt, Willie!

[Holden Caulfield]

Some YVR thoughts. City is great. P4P was better when the exchange rate was so cheap. Now that USD is a third world currency it can be a little pricier.

Here are the basics:

SW - high, middle and low tracks. High is outside the Penthouse strip club. This used to be glorious. The girls are stunning. They are now, without exception, ripoff artists. Have some pimp follow you, the girls hear the beep of a horn and run out. Service is a nightmare. They are great to look at but there just is no service anymore. Middle can now be a few tracks (Fraser St., E. Broadway, Hastings near Burnaby). I cannot speak to the sticks, why venture out to Slurrey??? Middle on East Hastings very close to Main is a good haunt. Some serious gems. I found one who travelled in there a few nights a week and would give you a BBJTC, shoot in the face and she would pile it all in her mouth. All for $25. A very good looking broad also. While some may venture into 100 land, virtually all middle can be had for $50 - $75. E. Hastings further east (Commercial Drive area) is also a great middle stroll. There is even a couple short time hotels there (the girls will know of them, but they arent real hotels so you will not see a sign). Low is mainly the drug selling areas between the two middle on E. Hastings (around Patricia, Gore etc.) This is a great area is you like low end. Can be some real finds. All are drugged up. Do not be afraid to lowball. $5 and $10 fun can be had. Nothing ever over $25. If it is your scene, it is brilliant.

MP - Tons of massage places. Downtown has some ok ones. Avoid Swedish Touch as it is the largest ripoff anywhere. Same owners as Madame Cleos, which is better, but still you wont leave there under 200. While these are simple, the escort scene is better. MPs just take too big of a cut in YVR to make it work out.

Outside of downtown there are lots of good ones. $150 should hit a home run with an 8. Very good city for MP incall.

Phone book escorts - why bother? totally inflated rates. hit and miss service.

Internet-Westender Newspaper. This is a good option. Craigslist, personal websites with reviews etc. I love the Westender paper (photos, rates all very out in the open). Some serious gems here. One of the few civilized cities where $100 - $150 is a sweet spot with some decent lookers.

Special note to Connie. Sweet Asian Rub in the Vancouver Courier. If still around this one is unique. Your ass, her ass, toys, fruit, some real kinky shit. And dirt cheap. Tell her you have been before and look to pay around .6 She is insane, but you will never, ever forget her.

[Big Jeff]

Yesterday i was out on the hunt >Found a nice looking girl on mid track she was a part timer so wanted 80 100 140 i declined.Then i went over to low track which is where i have had the best luck.I came across this this half native half white girl that im almost positive ive been with before but cant be 100% on.We went to sunwest on hastings 20$ for 1 hour good clean rooms.40for 1/2 1/2 which is standard she was very good and i do think she is worth it clean shaven pussy and fairly firm tits for a meth addict.

Looks= 6.5
Service=8
Attitude=7

[Lovesnihon]

Hi Eggo, I'm afraid it's the only country in the AMP's I haven't conquered yet besides Indonesia...but I'll keep searching...

LN

[Midnight Rambler]

I saw a fascinating ad on Vancouver craigslist today and decided to check it out.

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/ers/241728281.html

I made all the appropriate arrangements and arrived at the appointed time. A tall brunette greeted me at the door dressed in a white bathrobe. She said her name was Sophie and we exchanged pleasantries after which I discreetly placed my donation on a small table by the door. I was led into the living room.

After a few minutes of light conversation she excused herself and left the room. Next thing I know she's calling for me. I ventured down the hall and found her in the bathtub, up to her chin in bubbles. She waved a lerve at me and asked if I'd like to wash her back? Well before you could say "pass the soap," my drawers are on the floor and I'm wedged in behind her in the tub. I didn't get around to washing her back but her breasts received the thorough scrubbing that they deserved and I made sure that her pussy was squeeky clean, inside and out.

Out of the tub and into the bedroom where she started with a better than decent bbbj. Lots of tongue and slow and gentle, just the way I like it. I felt like I wasn't going to last so we changed positions. I spread her legs and that was the last she saw of my face for quite a while.

Moans and groans, guiding my head, she really seemed to be getting into it but what do I know? Anyway, I pop back up and re-introduce myself. Condom goes on, Willie goes in. First with mish later changing to dog. When I asked about any travel plans Ilearned that Greece was nowhere on the map. Oh well. Hands on her hips, I blew my load and collapsed on the bed.

We lay cuddling for a while and then it was time to go home.

"Oh yeah? Where do you think you're going, Mister!" She's up on her knees and Willie gets reaquainted with her tongue. Willie rises to the occasion. Willie gets dressed and goes mish for the second time. We finsih off with her on top and me done like dinner.

I'm laying there gasping for breath when she hops off the bed and disappears. Moments later she's back again, WITH A COLD BEER. As I was leaving, I asked if I could see her again but was told that a repeat was not probable as she only entertained as a last resort to making her rent. I'll be checking craigslist regualrly to see if she's short again next month.

[Eggo]

Hi Guys,

I don't want to post the same old "I'm coming to town and looking for some places to hit" but i'm doing it anyway.

Lovesnihon

You seem to know where the good AMPs are, i'm looking for one that would have Vietnamese girls, they sure know how to give you a "rub"

I'll be there towards the end of this week, so the earlier the better.

As always, thanks for the info guys.

[Big Jeff]

I was cruising around low track on Sunday night. With all the snaow that we got there were slim pickings. But I came across a girl I had picked up before she is 20 taller 5'8 110 crack head but still not to bad looking we settled on 40 for 1/2 1/2 and I took her back to my motel t the city center on main street good place for felloe mongers. Service was as I rememberd it she has nice tight body shaved pussy and smaller firm tits she gave great BBBJ for nearly 5 min I almost came. Then I got on top and pounded away for nearly 10 mins when I asked her if I could cum in her mouth she said ok only if you buy me Mc D's I was like ok. All in all great service 45 min in total time spent for 40$ and 5$ drive thru.

LOOKS=7
SERVICE=8
ATTITUDE=8

[Flyhere]

I posted this on another board also, but I thought I would repost it here.

So I am new in this town, so I spent many hours reading the posts on this and another forum. So I wanted to find an Asian who is not so skinny, not too chubby, just a little more meat. Plus a pair of relatively large natural boobs, I just don’t like the fake hard boobs you find on many Asians in this trade.

I also looked through CL, and picked up a copy of the GS at the hotel. Cross checking with the forums.

Ah Fung: Called but no answer.

Maya: She’s in Yaletown, quite out of the way, may be another time.

Ada on CL: Mixed reviews? Did not try to call

I dropped by an MP near the hotel, the old Holiday I think. Paid the usual entrance fee for half hour, and had a shower, I like these in-room shower, not having to run down the hall with a towel. Mamasan knocked on the door, came in and started to give me a massage. I asked her if she was the only one working, I think she got the hint and asked me if I wanted anything else. “Everything”, “You look at the girls then”, “ok”. I ended up with Eva about 22 yrs old, decent look, good English, but a bit skinny, 34B at the most, friendly and decent service. She told me that they are closing down for a month for renovation. She asked for 1.5, gave her 1.3.

The following week, tried Mae at Swan based on the reviews. I bit hard to find using just the address. Very friendly, very good English, good service and excellent massage, may be because I said a friend recommended her. "What is your friend's name?" "uhmmm...Mike", "Is he from Vancouver?" "uhmmm...from Seattle".

And contrary to the notes, she’s neither chubby nor busty, 34A-B, may be 100 lbs, 5’5”, “Did you loose a lot of weight?” “Yes, I was fatter last year”. We went over the 45 mins and she did not rush. She did not ask for how much up front, I gave her 1.2 afterwards.

I still want to find that chubby and busty girl, so will have to try Ah Fung and Maya next time. Oh, I also found Judy’s number with a few decent reviews, 35D..hmm.

Til next time
fly (vegas #2)

[Thunderbolt47]

Been a long time since I was in Vancouver- too long

Why dont you guys post a few photos of the tracks as a reminder?

I never found a tittiebar in Vancouver that was worth a lick though.

Also I wouldnt mind making friends with someone knowledgable about Vancouver for my future visits. We could swap a few lies- I know the Las Vegas scene real well as I was a cabbie for years here. PM me to swap some info.

Thanks,

T-bolt

[MrBill1963]

In Vancouver for business. After reading mixed reviews on Madame Cleos a mate and I decided to give it a try. Took a 1 hour session with Lexus, tall Russian with large, enhanced breasts. Very good body with pierced clit but I could have done without her long fake eyelashes. Also has scars on her nipples from a botched tit enlargement job. Quoted prices for extras was 100/200/300 HJ/CBJ/FS as previously reported. After balking at these prices she immediately offered fs for 200 which I accepted. CBJ was weak but fs was ok with several positions. After finishing gave a half hearted massage the remainder of the time. She has too long of nails to give a real good deep massage. Mate and I tried the suana afterwards which was a good way to fight the jet lag. All in all an ok experience but expensive for average service considering I live in Asia where fs can be had for $40. Oh well, it was better than sitting around the hotel wanking your pud.

Any Vancouver regulars looking to show an out of towner the finer locations or wanting to sahre any good out call details please PM me as I'll have some available time between my meetings this week.

[Rain City]

I saw Taylor recently. The pictures on the web are real. She has a nice body. I would say she is 5'8" - 5'9" range, and has the legs to die for. Nice long blond hair, too. Her breasts are relatively small, but nicely shaped. I think she is around 35 yr old, but she is still attractive. I am sure she was a hottie when was young. She has a pierced tongue, and her oral skills are well developed (cbj). She was really into the session and it was very enjoyable.

The only negative was the stretch mark. Otherwise, her body would be one of the best in the industry, IMHO. 7/8.5/8.5 (face/body/service).

[Novox]

I was out last night mongering on Fraser, Clark, and Hastings between 11-12 PM . I have been trying over 10 times Fraser St. but I never had any luck finding any chikas and last night was no exemption. After driving around for 1 hours finally I run into Cindy who usually hangs round Nanaimo and Hastings bus stop . She is a petite Vietnamese girl who lives nearby and prefers to perform her service in the car behind her rented place in the alley. Her service is 7/10 for bbj charging between 30-40 CDN depending on her mood. She offered me her phone number. If you guys have exhausted all your resources she'd be an okay option.

Cheers.

[Rain City]

I saw Kayli when she was visiting from Victoria. I made the appointment through Vic2Van. She currently works at Seduction Unlimited. I think she goes by Emily there.

Her body was tight, and her breasts were nice and firm (although relatively small). Her hair was gorgeous. Her face was cute in girl next door kind of way.

She liked to talk dirty during the session which may or may not be a turn on, depending upon your preference. She talks A LOT, and again that may or may not be a turn off. All services were safe. Overall, it was a fun experience to me.

7/9/8 (face/body/service). As always, YMMV.

[AdventureMike]

i was living in van until a year ago. there was a place where mamasan was known as mun mun (or munmun) that was out of this world. $.4 for bbbj, cvs, cgreek, rim, cim. do a google on "mun mun micro vancouver" and you will find some posts about it.

any suggestions for chinese apartments?

i've done the search and didn't see that much online.

i saw there was the westender and peeb, but i didn't see much online there.

do i need to get the paper copies? or are there other sources.

thanks

as for strip bars (earlier post), definitely hit number 5 orange (best contact dances and sometimes extras). stay away from brandi's unless you like low-contact, upsell chicks (very hot but all business) and also like to get extorted for a $20 tip from the bouncer at the door (like it was a new york club or something).

stay away from madame cleos and swedish touch as they are low mileage / high cost options.

the best bet for indys is to hit what are known in the area as asian microbrothels (or micro / micros), which are apartments. the best bet is to find a copy of the sing tao daily (chinese paper) and to call the numbers in the adult ads that picture suggestive women, even when all you can read is the phone number. most places speak enough english and all are better and much cheaper than madame cleos/st.

otherwise find the excellent local pacific board and do some indy searches.

happy pooning.

adventure mike