Vancouver Reports

[Plek 494]

Does anyone know where to get some good trees?

[Sinnatic]

I am back to Vancouver from a long business trip. For those of you who need some directions to poon in Vancouver (especially looking for Asian girls), please PM me and I can send you some numbers that I have. If you don't speak Chinese, it may sometimes be troublesome to get in these places, but I can introduce you if needed.

Cheers!

[Member #4041]

Does anyone know what happened to a native chick named Kim? She is about 5 foot 5,weighs around 125-130 pounds, she usually works the gore and cordva block. Kim is a petite native girl who looks caucassion, she has reddish bown hair( usually always wears it in a ponytail =) and she wears glasses. Pls PM me if you have any info. Thanks.

[SweetWillyP]

this is a copy and paste report that I just did over at SWRB, so here it goes

I have not posted anything about my last few trips so here it goes.

Take into consideration that Welfare Wednesday was just this last week, so the streets are typicallly dead "By Vancouver standards"


Low track Aprrox. 8pm-8:30pm
I spotted at least 20 low rent girls, the kind you would pay $40-$50 in Seattle for and Appox. 5 cuties The kind you would find on the AAA stroll in Seattle.

Mid track Aprox 8:30-9pm
I spotted 5 very good looking girls in the mid area. The kind you will never see in Seattle and a few that looked like they should be on the Low track.


Tranny track 9-9:15pm
I couldnt belive how many tranny's there were out. I was shocked there had to be at least 10 to 15, that is a lot even by Vancouver standards.

Clark drive 9:15-9:30
Just a few native SW's. I always wondered why the First nations SW's pick this place.

E. Broadway from Clark Dr. to Main 9:30-9:45
2 sw's both cute but no Sarah, a Long ago favorite SW of mine.

Main from E. Broadway to E. Cordova 9:45 to 10pm
I spotted approx. 8 to 10 Sw's varing from very cute to oh my god ugly.The one that was oh my god Ugly looked to be in her late 50's overweight and well just plain gross "think mid 50's welfare mom"

Back to the low track 10 pm to 10:30pm
Quite a few girls showed up, there was one that I was especially interested in. But the old Vancouver rule is if they are standing for more than 2 passes in the same place they are trouble.I finally pickud up a very tall blond in a black spandex mini skirt and those huge shoes that make women look like they have long legs.Half and Half for $50 which is more than I like to speng in Vancouver but I was planning on only one girl anyway.


So $50 in gas and $50 for a girl that if you could get at the AAA stroll would cost you $100 and I had a fun time with all the sceanery.

[Bartchamdo]

Nice report! One thing to add...

Turns out its simple -$100 for hand relief, 200 for oral and 300 for the full menu.

I was at this spot last year. I was quoted the same prices. I hesitated at these prices and my masseuse quickly dropped it to 100/150/200. Sometimes there's wriggle room easily available! I had a great experience!

She also didn't ask for the money up front and even mentioned the nearby ATM in case I needed to get more money after our session. This place seems less worried about getting money up front.

[Rain City]

I recently visited Prosper City. They have two locations: 2263 Kingsway (604 438 8208), and 3488 Main (604 879 5769). There are just a few parking spots in front of the shop at Kingsway location. If these spots are taken, park on the street in the vicinity. There are many spots to park on the side street. You have to park on the street for the Main location.

The system is you pay massage fee upfront to the owner/manager. It's $1 for 1 min. I typically go for $30 for 30 min. Then you pay the lady for her service: $50 for hj, or $120 for fs (or could be half/half, but I have not yet partaken this). Sometimes I just get a good massage and give $20 tip. It seems all the ladies I spent time with were fine with that.

I saw Xia Xia (or somthing like that) at Kingsway. She said she is Thai. She seems to be in her late 20s - early 30s, about 5 ft tall and medium built. She gave me really nice massage and hj. She told me that I could touch her while she was doing hj. Very skilled. A good session for total $80.

At Main, I saw Lily. She is Chinese, and I guess in her early 30s. Same was kind of the same built as Xia Xia. Her massage was not as good as Xia Xia's, but her hj skills were quite good. I should just say that both ladies worked hard to earn their $ and neither one complained. Very good attitude.

I don't do street, but I consider AMP as alternative to that. Price is reasonable, no rip offs, great attitude, and if you are lucky, you may bump into a gem.

[Buxx Man]

Vancouver Report # 2 (Report #3 to follow …maybe)

Massage Parlours

I am prepared to stand corrected (maybe SKsyd who is in fact a Canadian I believe could comment) but I am pretty sure that massage parlours and prostitution in general is LEGAL in Canada. This makes life so much easier and less stressful than punting in the US, where one has to be very careful of falling foul of the law enforcement dudes.

Certainly in Vancouver advertising for services of massage parlours and escorts is totally open and easily accessible. They have this system of free give away newspapers which are distributed everywhere and the last 4 or 5 pages are filled with ads –most of which look totally legit – and indeed the ones I phoned were mostly answered and I got some good results which you will learn more of below.


Madam Cleo’s –Richards Street Vancouver
http://www.madamecleos.com/

This place is on a main street pretty much in the centre of town. I moseyed in at about 4 pm and was struck by a clean, fresh feel and quick service form an attractive young lady who introduced me to no less that 8 masseuse for my punting pleasure. The girls trooped in and sat on couches and I was introduced to each of them by name. Standard was average to good. None of them were horror heads and all were young and presentable. Most were slim with a couple edging to the porky side, but then so am I, so who am I to complain? There were probably two 8/10s and I chose a tall, statuesque blonde who was very shapely and had struck me because she had a Scarlet Johansson type look. The cost was $60 “for the massage” but “please be free to tip the lady as you wish”

Up we go to a themed room. Nice size, big bed, porn on video. Nice décor, lots of pillows and towels. The shower is in another room and after the money is exchanged we settle into the main game. I had thought that this is a rubentug only place but it soon turns out that more – so much more - is on offer. The girl, Daisy, is massaging my back but she has lingerie on and I ask if extras are available. Turns out its simple -$100 for hand relief, 200 for oral and 300 for the full menu. Its my last day in Canada –in fact my plane leaves in 4 hours - so without even negotiating, I grab the menu to the max.

Turns out to be an inspired decision as this girl is wonderful. All services are safe but she sucks cock like a champion and can deep throat right up to the tree line. She loves a little anal play, and soon has her finger right up my clacker, which combined with a mouthful of cock provides a wonderful double whammy sensation. I flip her over and fuck her hard from behind. She growls and screams “pull my hair”. Ever happy to oblige, I grab her long blonde hair and tug her hard towards my rock hard dick and thrust away like a dog on heat! “Smack my butt|” she screams. I do as I am told. So now I am fucking her hard from behind, I am pulling her hair back with one hand, which tilts her head upwards, and I am slapping her fast-reddening arse. I look at the mirror and she has her eyes shut with a look of joy on her face. I see sweat rolling down her forehead and down my chest. I grab her round the waist and hitch her on to the carpet. She automatically goes into a cat stretch position, presenting her glistening twat for a fresh pounding. We move back to the bed, Mish style. A bit of cowgirl now is on the agenda "can I fuck your arse" I gasp. “Try” she replies. I get my dick a coupe of inches into the anal cavity but its hurting her (no I am NOT very big, she just does not do it often!) and she promises to “prepare herself” for anal “next time”

I am loving this. I extend for ½ hour. Get this - the extra 30 mints costs an extra $27!!! Bargain. Back to cocksucking (condom number 3 is used). I ask can I come on her tits. Sure she says but I get so carried away but a new bout of doggie that I release in her pussy and everyone is happy. A remarkable session with a really lovely girl. She is 21 years old. She gives me her email address and we plan to do it again in my hotel when I am nest in Canada. What sweetheart! She has repolied to my first email and all is on track for a re match

But one final twist. Tums out I am $40 Canadian short on the promised amount (note she did not demand it up front). Devastated I offer to leave my watch while I go to the ATM. Fine but don’t leave the watch, I trust you she says. I get the money. Final unexpected event. Daisy asks me to stay behind for a minute to meet the manager –who does an full quality control review on her performance with me ! (Daisy is not in the room)

Great experience in friendly safe environment –highly recommended

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[Buxx Man]

Vancouver – Report #1 (of two, and possibly three)

Had the opportunity to visit Vancouver not too long ago. In the Canadian springtime it’s a sparkling city. Clean and vibrant with great restaurants and a pumped music scene too. Tourism is huge and the economy is strong as witnessed by those ubiquitous residential towers springing up all around the city – a la Melbourne docklands.

The CBD is situated on a peninsular with the majestic Stanley Park as the tip. I know this forum is about getting your rocks off, but I just have to say that if you visit this town and the weather is agreeable, a stroll around the sea wall which skirts Stanley Park is just the ticket for great views of the Pacific, the city skyline and the snow capped Mountains in the background.

OK enough of the commercial for Canadian Tourism, and on with the main game

Strip Clubs

You may have heard of that little spot of bother that vacuous dufus, Ben Afflek, got him self into when he got sprung in a compromising position with a stripper at a Vancouver strip club –a manoeuvre which so pissed off the fat-arsed J – LO, that she dumped him?

Well the alleged indiscretion took place at Brandis –which has been living off that piece of lucky publicity ever since

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub
5th Floor, 595 Hornby Street, Vancouver, BC


The club is situated in the main CBD area, close to all hotels and the main shopping zone. When I pulled up in the cab, outside was a massive stretch limo –looked as though it could take 20 people – and two very heavy, unfriendly looking bouncers. I was searched and patted down for weapons and my phone checked to see if it had a camera. It does, so that had to be “checked” with the “clerk”. Brandi’s was a disappointment as far as I was concerned. The layout is a medium sized room with a large raised stage in the middle. There are bars on both sides and at the very edge of the room is a raised platform and more comfortable chairs, which was roped of for “VIPs” It looked and felt a lot like boxing ring stadium, with seating around the perimeter. By the way entrance to Brandi’s is $9 (Can), which turned out to be the most of the four clubs I went to. Each Molson Canadian beer was $10, which also turned out to be very high by local standards. I grabbed a beer and found a spot to stand, a little raised above the throng –and it was already crowded at 9 pm. Very cute looking waitresses in pure white, skimpy outfits weaved through the crowd getting drinks for patrons. People were well dressed and it had a club atmosphere. This is interesting – about 30 % of the people there were woman! Some were clearly on a night out with boyfriends. Some were in groups of girls. I even saw what must have been two dykes going to have a lap dance together with a buxom stripper. It seems (and I read this somewhere) that strip clubs –particularly Brandi’s- have become almost mainstream in Vancouver

Any way I looked around and I could not see a single girl who looked like a stripper. No one was on the central podium. But suddenly a blast of music and out come about 15 girls – dressed in the same white as the waitresses. Up on to the podium they march, side by side in pairs, parading and flaunting and waggling their booties and grabbing their tits. The DJ sings out their names and they high 5 each other and carry on, much to the screaming delight of the assembled throng. It seems this is a “beauty parade” to give punters a good view of the nights menu. If you have ever been to the Mega strip at Bar 20 in Melbourne they do the same thing (at 10 pm?) except in Melbourne all the girls take all their clothes off!!!!

The girls leave and one of them goes into a super sexy choreographed routine. Its much more sophisticated than your normal strip routine. The girl is fully clothed with a hat and gloves a la Michael Jackson before he became totally fucking weird. She really can dance and takes 10 minutes to work through the routine. In the end she gets her gear off and gives an excellent flash of pink to the crowd - who roar. Meantime the previously parading mega strippers are working the crowd. A blonde with a great figure, pretty enough face and big hair approaches me. She asks if I want a private dance. I ask if there is touching aloud. “No touching at all,” she says. No I have read that some clubs in Vancouver do and some don’t, and I was not really up for $60 just to look, so I declined

Asked one of the waitresses for a drink and when she had not come back for 25 minutes, I left and headed about 9 bocks away to….


Number Five Orange
205 Main Street, Vancouver,

$3 bucks entrance and $5 Molson Canadian, which you buy out of a huge bucket at the door!
Crowded club with much more casual feel than Brandi’s. Raised bar on one side, strip podium in the middle, glassed off smoking booths in the corner as well as pool tables. Lots of girls circling the room. Varied from 9/10s to about 6 s but all friendly and approachable. Chatted to a few and although they asked for lap dances they were not pushy and they did not resent a polite “no” or “not yet” which is how it should be. Most girls were Canadian but I spoke to a few East Europeans, which always gets my dick twitching. Went upstairs to the “Private dance” rooms with a gorgeous brunette. (The rooms are totally closed off by thick curtains. You have the normal couch set up but what was encouraging was that no one could see in). She has a great slim figure with one of those “perfect peach” arses –very big tits and the prettiest of faces. Turns out she was French Canadian from Montreal. She quoted me $40 for one song with no touching and $50 for one song “we can both touch”. After a nano second of internal debate I gave her $50 and away we went. She immediately straddled me and pushed her pussy hard into my groin. Her arms were around my neck and she raised her tits up and ran them over my face. I kissed them tentatively, but she found my mouth with her nipple and forced it in (did not take much force!) She changed position and put her knee against my rock hard dick and rubbed, and rubbed… and rubbed! I was getting hot now and whispered “Can you help me a bit with your hand?” She said it made her “feel uncomfortable” to do that, but the words were hardly out of her mouth when I felt her hand on my cock (through my pants boys –settle down!). She rubbed it gently, then faster, then just squeezed. Suddenly she had flipped over and was on her elbows on the ground with her pussy right in my face. I could smell a sweet, fresh soapy aroma. It was about 2 inches away. As she got back to a sitting position on my lap I could not resist. I ran my fingers over her slit. She did not pull away but whispered “naughty boy”. The evening went on from there! Of course I had three or four moredances and she was a true delight. In fact I saw her the next night too. Inevitably I asked her to come back to my hotel but the answer was definitely no. Great girls. Great club. Definitely the pick of Vancouver

Cecil Hotel, The
1336 Granville St., Vancouver, BC?
This one is situated a little on the edge of town. Still pretty central. The hotel itself looks a lot like a typical Aussie pub of the 4os or 50s, like you could see if you were driving down Parramatta Road. Looks deserted from the front, but in fact the entrance is in the rear. Three dollars to get in, beer about $5. Big room, lots of space. Many tables and alcoves and one very large stage to one side of the room. Pool tables. Big bar, food available. It’s early and not many punters in but there is a nice looking girl doing a routine and doing a good job too. Suddenly a true apparition of beauty walks past! A gorgeous, fresh looking blonde. Tall, statuesque, great arse, huge tits and the prettiest face! Hair down to her shoulders. She looks a bit like Ursula Andress from her Bond Movie role. Really, Really hot! She is asking guys for a private dance. No one is accepting….yet! Fuck this I think, I can’t miss out here, and so I approach her. We go to a portioned off area. It’s not private and I realise the bad news when I sit on an uncomfortable chair and she starts work on another –about 5 feet away. Turns out the Cecil is a “no touching” bar. You don’t get a lap dance –you get a “private dance” which is look but don’t touch. A bit like the Men’s Gallery in Sydney. Now this girl is gorgeous and its worth the $40 just to see her naked. Turns out she is German and just spent 12 months in Australia. And how did she finance her trip? Stripping at Mens Gallery in Sydney and similar places in Melbourne of course!

I tried to convince her to come back to my hotel room but she is no go. This girl was so hot that I simply had to leave after the dance with her because the frustration level was so high and I needed a touching situation

Drake Night Club
606 Powell Street, Vancouver, BC

This club is in a seedy part of town,. I asked the taxi driver is it safe here? He said Ye-es in a dubious voice and then said don’t be put off by the junkies, they look scary but they just want money. Great! The club was hopeless. Yes I was early, but there were two shitty dances by average girls and then they just simply disappeared! I asked the barman can we get private dances here? Oh yes he says but I was there 90 minutes and not one girl appeared to make herself available for a lap dance. Forget this club

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

[Brent Gort]

Pm for trade.

[Karaoke]

Read the Vancouver forum back a few pages. There is all kinds of information on cruising areas and prices that are being paid.

[N Vandan]

Looking for SP's in the North Vancouver area, any info would be appreciated.

Thanks

[Brent Gort]

Does anyone have some numbers of independants that are reasonably priced. I have three numbers available.
thanks
bg

[Long Rod]

Just wondering where the best cruising is for 20 - 60.

Been a while since I've been to van.

Thanks

[Long Rod]

Where's the best action in the 20 - 60 range now. Been away from Van for a while.

thanks

[Long Rod]

Where is the best action in the 20 - 60 range now. Haven't been to Vancouver in awhile