Dubai Reports

[Love Tactics]

Damn filipinas and their wiley ways!

Wish she was'nt so good in bed and so damned cute! That would make this a lot easier.

Still.. have to be tough sometimes and set some boundaries... plus I'm not ready to give up some of my other "girlfriends" just yet and I plainly told her that.

Yeah, i know the feeling. A good strategy that works wonderfully well is to see the freebie girl a few times and then, preferably after having sex, have a 'honesty moment'. Say that you have to tell her something and make her promise she won't hate you for it.

add a dramatic pauze for effect while she silently nods yes.

then tell her that you are married!


Now, she can either decide to leave you, which is good cos the two of you wouldn't have worked out anyway, or she can decide to accept it, which is even better.

In the latter, again, you have two options: either tell her straight from the start you won't divorce your wife, or you may hint that you aren't happily married etc etc. That might trigger an attempt on her behalf to steal you away from your 'wife' by providing you with some great, passionate sex.

Personally, i am always honest and make clear i won't "divorce". Giving false hope can be just plain nasty, esp with freebies.

In any case, it's a win/win, no matter what happens.

[Nice Guy 99]

Last Friday I was feeling a little adventurous and thus decided to go for a quick excursion. I didn't really feel like going to many places, so decided that Bur Dubai was the perfect start. Started with the Regal, long cue, a few girls but nothing interesting. Was thinking of going to York but after driving infront of it and seeing literally a riot by the african girls standing outside, changed my mind. Went of to premier, 150 for entrance was a little steep, but what the hell I thought. In there, people were constantly moving in circles, like in one of those fruit mixers! If you stopped, you would get pushed. Girls were on average about a 5/10. A few 8s which wanted 2000. So while I was being picky, 3 oclock came and I started to get nervous! And then I settled on a 6/10 CIS. 1100 later and we were at my place. She was chatty and generaly fun, but the sex was about 5/10, CBJ and a lot of fake noises.

Planning another excursion this week, any recommendations?

Abu Dhabi.

[Taylor2]

I had a stop over last Wednesday evening and was determined to try somewhere new. I'd not been to The Premier before so that was my plan. I went out around 10pm and from reports on this site that is probably a bit early so I swung by York first for a couple of beers to get me in the mood.

York was much as it has been on previous visits with a variey of girls but I made sure I did not get bogged down with the usual questions. Keep moving. Left for Premier just after 11.

I'd say that this is a good time to get there. There are enough girls around and you can grab some space, a beer and take a look around. Certainly the girls average a higher score out of 10 on average. And a nice mix of nationalities. I did a few laps but as the place was still filling up I decided to take my time. Missed out on one or two who would have interested me but then fell into conversation with a pretty Chinese girl. She had a slightly more voluputous figure than many asians but it was certainly in all the right places and looked fine in a one piece wollen dress. Importantly the way her breasts moved you could tell they were real and a fair size. Took her back to the hotel.

Quick summary: Uses the name Mickey, good English, very girlfriend like experience with lots of kissing and a real 9/10 body. She pulled the dress over her head and underwear off and what a set! All natural and a perfect shape. She was honest enough to say that having a baby helped. Not that it showed anywhere else. Great sex and all the extras that come with such a great set of tits.

Will go back to Premier again, and most likely will call Mickey agin when in Dubai.

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[Mjolnir 213]

So my mongering Window is now closed, I had fun with various WG's even had a sneaky drink with neighbor (a few blocks down) who’s alone (nothing major happened). Enjoyed meeting the legend Piper and also the Young Lad WB.

Cheers guys

Young Lad?

I'LL SHOW YOU YOUNG LAD!!!!



Seriously though.. was cool meeting up.

I hope you saved some for Mrs. Oil Rich.... lest she gets suspicious about why you seem less than enthusiastic about fulfilling your husbandly duties in the bedroom.

Catch up with you sometime soon I'm sure.


WB

[Wicked Roger]

Then I called Miss Fashionista Filipina - still at work! (She called me today to say she wants me to find her a job with better hours.)

Piper

Give her my details I can suggest a few jobs...

[Piper1]

Arab anal

...But she sure does mention in expats site that she likes in the A$$. So do I.

Umm, you may wish to re-phrase that comment.

Hope you check her out and report back - I'm tempted to try her myself. She would probably look at me on arrival and think "Where have I seen this guy before?"

[Mjolnir 213]

WB - be careful young man! She will trap you with her wiley ways, and soon you will be married, supporting her kid and extended family ...

You are absolutely right Obi-Wan.

I felt it in my boney bones... so I was very off-handish with her tonight and trying not to be too boyfriend like.

She came over, we had dinner, good sex and then was ready to get some sleep and just cuddle up, when she started with the whole "I want to marry you and I'll kill you if I ever see you with another girl" crap...

Actually... she indicated that she would cut off my balls and put them in the girls mouth and sow it shut! Um.... ouch?
At least she was creative.

I mean.. for fuck's sake... I haven't even known her 2 weeks!

Told her it was too soon to be talking like that and I would prefer if she did'nt spend the night. (I really need some well earned sleep guys... )
Asked her to get dressed and walked her down to find a cab. Screw driving her to work at 6:30 in the morning!

Told her she was being really childish and that she needed to understand that if I said "I love you" back I would be lying through my teeth.

Also explained to her that I just want to take it slow and get to know her better before anything serious happens. (like knowing actually how extended the extended family is?)

She took it relatively well (i.e. she did'nt try to stab me), although she cried a bit... (Always makes me feel like I've done something wrong when women cry)

Anyway.. I did'nt let the tears break me. Told her we could see each other again but that we needed to take it easy.

If not.. I was quite fine with never seeing her again.
I HOPE she got the message.

Damn filipinas and their wiley ways!

Wish she was'nt so good in bed and so damned cute! That would make this a lot easier.

Still.. have to be tough sometimes and set some boundaries... plus I'm not ready to give up some of my other "girlfriends" just yet and I plainly told her that.

She said.. I don't care if you have mistresses.. I just want to be your original wife. (What the HELL????!!!)

If there really is no angle to her then it's a first for me. Like I said.... Spider senses are ringing off the hook on this one.

Don't want to come home and find my pet rabbit happily boiling away on the stove.

Trust my luck to find another super hot nut job.

I'm going to lay off the WG's for a while and just play video games and watch porn I think.

Goodnight all. I'm done for tonight!



WB

[Yaska]

Last Friday I was feeling a little adventurous and thus decided to go for a quick excursion. I didn't really feel like going to many places, so decided that Bur Dubai was the perfect start. Started with the Regal, long cue, a few girls but nothing interesting. Was thinking of going to York but after driving infront of it and seeing literally a riot by the african girls standing outside, changed my mind. Went of to premier, 150 for entrance was a little steep, but what the hell I thought. In there, people were constantly moving in circles, like in one of those fruit mixers! If you stopped, you would get pushed. Girls were on average about a 5/10. A few 8s which wanted 2000. So while I was being picky, 3 oclock came and I started to get nervous! And then I settled on a 6/10 CIS. 1100 later and we were at my place. She was chatty and generaly fun, but the sex was about 5/10, CBJ and a lot of fake noises.

Planning another excursion this week, any recommendations?

[Piper1]

5 days in Dubai ...

.... Will continue with the rest soon …

Great report Eric - and I look forward to the upcoming part about the Pakistani stunner - I still say she is absolutely gorgeous!
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WB - be careful young man! She will trap you with her wiley ways, and soon you will be married, supporting her kid and extended family ...

[Mjolnir 213]

Against my better judgment.. I'm seeing J-lo fili girl again tonight.
She really wants to to make it up to me for being silly this weekend.

I told her I was not in the mood, but since I liked her I would see her again. She said not to worry and she knows she's not my girlfriend yet so she understands... but that she still wants me to be hers.

I know this is sounding like bull...

Anyway... she's hot enough not to say no to and if she drops the whole jealous bit, I could really dig her.
Bad thing is she has to leave early in the morning for work so will have to give her an early ride there... I could really use some beauty sleep.

Still... worth another shot because as I said before.. she is definite GF material, pretty, smart and very eager in bed. (Plus she has an ass I'm totally in love with right now!)

The kinda girl that could have pretty much any guy she set her mind on... Lucky me.



Will see how this goes but my spider senses are tingling and I see storm clouds on the horizon.

Hope this is one of the few times my gut feeling is wrong cos I don;t want to lose this one... and for some weird reason.. I don't feel comfortable sharing her either.

Sometimes this stuff is hard work, but it's my fault... looking for love in all the wrong places eh?





WB

[Piper1]

Called Russian Gem's number around 10:30pm, but no answer (she SMSd today to say she missed my call because she was in bed. Of course she was! Next, I called cute little Sade', but she was on her way home from work in the shop, and just started her period today. Good for me - I calculated that if she comes to Bahrain with me in three weeks, she will be ovulating and horny. I'm such a calculating bastard sometimes. Then I called Miss Fashionista Filipina - still at work! (She called me today to say she wants me to find her a job with better hours.) Anyway, nearly 11pm, so it was time to hit the clubs ...

Rattlesnake
Popped into Rattler for a drink and a game of pool around 11pm, fell in love with a slim exotic Asian Uzbeki in a LBD (little black dress - a very little black dress - hot!). She was dancing wildly near the pool table and smiling at me. Almost tempted to take her. But only almost. The night was still young, and I was still on my first Jack D. After a few games of pool, hopped in a cab and headed to the Golden Triangle in Bur Dubai.

Imperial Suites
Like a mini-York - relatively crowded with mainly PRC and African girls, with some Uzbekis and other CIS. There were four Indian girls sitting together near the door in the usual Indian-girl spot - but poor in looks and attitude - they didn't return my charming smile. A few cuties in the club, but I was still not tempted.

Then I saw a girl who looked just like Jill Hennessy from the TV show 'Crossing Jordan' (see photo attached). Very hot looking - replica of Jill Hennessy face and eyes - yum!. She had an impossibly big set of boobs for her slim build - more yum! I was trying to work out her nationality, when she noticed me looking, smiled and came over and started talking. She was Chinese! She didn't look Chinese with those eyes.

I was in the mood for a girl with big boobs last night, so I was lusting over her eyes and boobs and started getting a hard-on as we chatted and I had my hand on the small of her back (she passed my 'hard-on test'). I was just about to take her home but decided to do some boob-investigations first. I told her she was very pretty and had a nice body, and asked her if her big boobs were real, or silicone. She said "No slicona! Silicona no gooda!" Her sharp accent ruined my Jill Hennessy fantasy. I asked her about her family, and if she had kids. Yes, she had a two-year old. I didn't want to take her home and find that when the clothes came off she had either lots of bra-padding or droopy boobs. My hard-on subsided at the thought. After some more small-talk, I took her number and said I might call her later. She moved on to chat up another target, and I left soon after.

Music Room, Majestic Hotel
A few minutes walk to Majestic. A few wasted minutes - it was almost empty, so I left straight away and walked to York.

York International Club
Around 1:30am, York was also very quiet - not many guys (good!) but not many girls either (bad!). The only girl who tempted me was a hot African, but she was playing pool with a guy, and soon left with him. I decided to just chill and play some pool. Near closing time, I SMSd a few favorite regulars asking where they were, and got one immediate reply from a hot little cutie I've seen a few times before. She was actually outside York, so I asked her to wait 10 minutes while I finished my game. Went downstairs, she came out of the crowd of African girls in front of York, a couple of her friends cheered her 'success', and we hopped into a cab for home. Two great sessions - one last night and one this evening. She's getting hotter everytime I see her.

Continued in photo gallery.

(Here's a photo of Jill Hennessy who is almost a dead-ringer for the Chinese girl in Imperial Suites, but the Chinese girl is younger - about 25. The girl's name is Annie - you cannot miss her. Can someone kindly try her out and let me know about her boobs please? )

[BastardGuy]

I am no expert when it comes to philis, but I do think that they, along with the rest of the world, are fairly racist when it comes to any people slightly darker in shade then themselves, just like the Arabs, Indians and a lot of white and perhaps surprising, some black folks.

Any sentence starting with: 'All philipinas' is bound to be wrong by nature, stereotypes are just that, labels and oversimplified. I find Asian girls are most laid back and have less of an attitude then many Europeans (again probably not true, just my experience). A lot of WG's with potentially strong religious backgrounds (and that certainly includes some Pinay), need to be treated well and would rather not haggle over money. That also means that they are tense when they are with clients. I tend to think you can difuse that by taking the tension out, treat them nicely (goes without saying, no?), give them a present (they love this hello kitty stuff), feed them, telephone cards etc etc. The down side is they are likely to get attached and YOU need to draw the line.

If you get attached, you are doomed, best to switch phone numbers and email, never take them to your home if they are pro's.

Guys who add them to facebook, myspace etc, be my guest, I would not to that unless you have no issue with your entire social network knowing that you have dated a WG.

[Eric T]

Summary
D1 – 3 CIS – AED 1,500 each
Diana
8/10 Looks
7/10 Service

Rosa
7/10 Looks
8/10 Service

she-whose-name-I-don’t-recall
6.5/10 Looks
?/10 Service

Hi all,

I was in dxb for 5 nights (all week days) last month and thought I should share my experience with you. I had a friend join me for a couple of days as I hate to be making the rounds at the usual joints all by myself. I like to have some company and keep the banter going rather than JUST x-raying all girls in a place with my pint-o-beer in hand.

Day 1
Checked in the JW Marriot in Deira at 10pm. Hotel was ok and while the staff means well, they aren’t as proficient as some other 5 star hotels I have been to.

10.30 pm in the room. Had the mini bar emptied and my own stash of booze placed in. My mate Leo is waiting for me in the adjoining connecting room.

Plan was to get chow before we headed out as there was time until activity would pick up in the clubs.

Leo isn’t a monger per se but we monger together just as an added fun aspect so he had no particular choice in mind. I on the other hand feel responsible as a resident to be a proper host and show him around. So we decided that we would only hit one high-end place rather than waste time as it was the first night so might as well hook up with some good girls and head back while we still had the energy (reason of limited energy being work and travel on the same day during the day time)

Dinner was had at the Hofbrauhaus at the JW. The rabbit (or the cat as Leo and I chuckled) was good.

After dinner we decided to go to Premiere because it was close by and because we didn’t want to browse tonight, we wanted to quickly pick a-listers. Entry charge was AED 100 I think (I remember the times it used to be 75 and THAT was considered expensive!)

So inside you had the a-listers at the right side corner after the entrance mostly Moldovan, Ukrainian, Russian (so they say) and other CIS along with a small number of Chinese. Further down you had at the small bar some Africans and Chinese thrown into the mix plus some really strange ones. Along the back wall was mostly CIS until the DJ booth after the DJ you had the proper Chinese section all the way towards the left corner of the main bar but stopping just short of the corner as that was CIS area. Some CIS type and unknown nationalities along the bar and at the railing in front of it. All in all, ratio was good 2.5/1 M/F

We did the rounds and nothing struck our fancy except one girl blonde very tall CIS but she didn’t ever bother to say Hi back. Previous experience told me not to be a dimwit and waste time on “wooing” a WG. She will overcharge you for being a persistent idiot or keep on ignoring you. So I had a tough challenge. The CIS were weary of the Arab looking types and preferred Caucasians. I look like an Arab (no offence guys I am not a bigot but there is discrimination on both ends buyer and seller, WG and punters both practice it)

The a-listers certainly are choosy at the Premiere. Heck even B+ level chicks tried the ‘tude gimmick. Don’t know if it works… but made me LOL.

Tried talking to a few 8+/10 CIS but they all were turned off at my nationality or didn’t believe it thinking I am Arab)

Sooner than later this Russian chick Rosa pulls my arm and starts talking to me. I dunno if she really is Russian or just said so but she is very pale and with pale blond hair. She had another friend and they wanted AED 1,500 for LT with no particular return time and nothing off limits on the menu. We tried bargaining but they insisted the price was firm however good service was promised and I could tell by their attitude that they were fun loving chicks and money-minded (but then they have to be) yet they were not jagged. So we agreed.

Arrived in separate taxis to the JW. We had refreshments of the alcoholic kind and my bottle of grey goose was a hit :-) but no one seemed off the handle. I took Rosa and Leo took the other one at our sides.

We all got together in Leo’s adjoining room when a surprise news came; Seems someone ditched Rosa’s friend Diana after making a deal and telling her to wait and here she was at 3.15 am outside the club waiting for said punter without said punter in sight.

Rosa begged us to provide her shelter and if we like same deal AED 1500 with promise of a mind blowing experience and no limit on the return time anymore.

I asked Leo and he was like “sure, nothing to lose, if we don’t like we don’t screw and she can crash in my room, else we shag her” So we agreed. Meanwhile, I go and shag Rosa in my room.
Round one consisted of DFK, DATY, BBBJ, etc and a number of positions later it ended well. Vitamin C I can recommend you all after being a user of V as C doesn’t give you the usual V related side effects such as blurry vision or headache. Also, V affects my libido where as C didn’t have any of those side effects.

When we came back to Leo’s room, Diana was already there and in her undies as Leo had already had a twosome with her and she-whose-name-I-don’t-recall.

Some more grey goose, beer etc and I head with Diana for my round two. By this time folks I was hammered and were it vitamin V, I would have suffered but seems with C in my system (or no V in my system) my machinery worked fine.

It was a good round two with DFK, DATY, BBBJ, etc and a number of positions later it ended well too but Rosa was definitely more fun yet Diana was younger, better looking, tighter body. Both good experiences nonetheless.

By this time it was around 6 am and I had an early morning work day starting at 8. Leo was already sleeping with the other two.

I told the girls it was time to go. Rosa gave me her number and told me it was a common line for all the three while the other two agreed. I dunno about that one as I never called her again and it’s a new one for me to be heard. Surely when Diana called her she must have used her own mobile.

Leo told me later that he is more than 95% sure that these were Broadway hotel chicks. If this is true then that may explain the good attitude. Usually the vibe I get at the Premiere is the frozen kind.

After bidding farewell I caught an hour of sleep before getting up again and going to work. All in all a good first night.

Will continue with the rest soon…

Eric

[Jimmy K II]

Gentlemen, especially the expats living in Dubai and knowing very well the scene:

Would find it a great idea to renew the old list of good venues in Dubai.
Due to lots of changes and clothings of well known places and due to the changes in girls preferences, i kindly ask you to complete my poor listing in the style we had already.
(Old "CITY" - Cyclone - Imperial suites - TGIT - York" isnt' really valid, isn't it?

The venues i know are:
(Bar/Club) (Location) (Entrance Fee) (Menu) (Opening pricerange ST/LT)

YORK, York Hotel, ???, Mostly PRC and Africans some CIS but hardly real stunners, LT800-1000, ST 400-500

IMPERIAL, Imperial Suites Hotel, ???, Mostly PRC and quite few CIS and Africans

TGIT, Astoria Hotel, No fee, CIX, PRC and africans, LT 1000-1500, ST 500-700 (good venue for afternoon/early evening)

JOCKEYS, Panorama Hotel, - haven't been there yet

ROCKAFELLAS, Regal Hotel, 50 Dhs, CIS, PRC and few Africans, LT800-1000

RATTLESNAKE, Metropolitan Hotel SZR, ???, CIS, PRC, Arficans - even stunners, LT 800-1500, ST500-800

PREMIERE Hyatt Rgency, 100 Dhs, Mostly CIS and few Africans and PRC - some good stunners, LT1000-2000, ST 800-1000

JULES BAR, Meridien Hotel Airport, 50 Dhs, Mainly CIS, few PRC and Africans, LT1000-1500, ST500-800

BROADWAY, Broadway Hotel, 50 Dhs, Mainly CIS and Arab, LT700-1000, ST 400-700 - good venue for afternoon action

ZINC, Crowne Plaza Hotel, ???, haven't been there yet

KUBU BAR, Radisson SAS Hotel, no fee?, Mainly CIS, few PRC, LT800-1500, ST400-1000

RUMORS, Ramada Hotel, ???, Mostly Africans and CIS, few PRC, LT800-1200, ST 500-800

SEAVIEW, Seaview Hotel, no fee?, Mostly PRC, some CIS and Africans, LT700-1000 ST400-800 - usually a good band playing rock music

If someone wants to give a rating to the list, please feel free to do so!

Look forward to your comments

Have fun!
Jimmyk

[Kabuki]

Landed in Dubai for business meetings in the morning around 6.30 AM. Had to spent an hour or so for emigration as i was not aware of visa collection fee, eye scan rules. Anways was out by 8 AM and checked in hotel Ramada by 8.30 AM. Couple of senior members had suggested me about Ramada hence opted to stay there and have no regrets. Had day long meetings but could wind up by 6 PM. Here the fun part starts.WR had helped me set up a meeting with Kyla and i really thank him for the same. She was scheduled to come at 7 pm however she arrived at 6.45 pm and i was really happy to see her. A good looking filipina with petite body. Came to room had water and we chated for sometime. Suddenly we turned and got into an intimate kiss lock situation which lasted for long time. She is a great kisser and knows how to use her tongue very well. I had a tongue body wash which i reciprocated and then we got into an intimate wild sex, different positions and ended up in mish after sometime. We took shower, got ready and went out for dinner. I was very tired because of not sleeping for 2 days and day long meeting hence she gave me very good massage and i slept off. Got up in the morning and saw her looking at me passionately. Our lips got locked again for sometime and got involeved into another round of intimate sex in multiple positions. She took shower, had coffee and left. It was indeed very good experience.