Dubai Reports

[Littleminx]

Guys,

I am staying in Dubai Marina. What are the best places to go, to save the trek to teh Golden Triangle?

[Zing Uk]

We negotiated down from 2000 to 1500, a bit OTT but when you’ve an itch to scratch……

You're crazy!

But how is it that the better they look the worse they perform ? Are they born that way or is it learned behaviour. Talk about mechanical, at one point I was looking to see where the batteries might be (after all they did need replacing).

It does seem to be some unwritten rule although there are the odd exceptions. This is why I try to take time to get to know them in the bar first to give me a better idea of what they are like. Its certainly not foolproof and I've found myself looking for the duracel's myself. As a general rule I never take the top two or three stunners from any destination, I find them too full of themselves for the most part.

All night seems to mean until 3.30 am but there was little incentive to argue for longer.

Spend 1000 less next time and buy her a watch :-))

I found out why she’s not there very often, turns out she has a long term UK boyfriend and its only when that cats way that pussy comes out to play. She offered my her mobile number but ‘only send SMS, boyfriend go crazy if men call’ – needless to say I didn’t take her up on it.

I'm out of town myself tonight for 4 nights so I've told Princess L to go out and play\earn some money (various reasons I want her to do this but won't go into now). However, I would love to see reports like this about her he he. I know how good she is in bed but I would hate her to give the same performance to Joe Punter who she won't see again. she is under instructions to be boring and a sh!t fuck :-))

Good report though
Keep it Cocked,
Zing

[Richa Poura]

What’s happening to Kubu these days ? I went there last Thursday and could hardly move thru the throng of WG’s. There must have been close to a hundred, M/F ratio was very much in my favour but as the saying goes its either quality or quantity, and the ‘Quality Control Department’, aka Security doesn’t seem to be doing its job. The PRC’s were reminiscent of York, prices weren’t however (not that there seemed to be many takers).

I went with the specific aim of tracking down Coco, a girl who I’d met some weeks before but who hadn’t been there on subsequent visits. Piper’s swansong report and a subsequent PM confirmed she was back on the scene. She claims to be Malaysian but I have my doubts – very much Chinese. Nice looking girl, spinner type, great smile, ok English and the object of my fantasies for some time.

We negotiated down from 2000 to 1500, a bit OTT but when you’ve an itch to scratch…… But how is it that the better they look the worse they perform ? Are they born that way or is it learned behaviour. Talk about mechanical, at one point I was looking to see where the batteries might be (after all they did need replacing). All night seems to mean until 3.30 am but there was little incentive to argue for longer.

I found out why she’s not there very often, turns out she has a long term UK boyfriend and its only when that cats way that pussy comes out to play. She offered my her mobile number but ‘only send SMS, boyfriend go crazy if men call’ – needless to say I didn’t take her up on it.

Anyone else met her or was it just not my lucky night ?

R P

[Diego3]

Seems that from 0230am until sun raise LEs are often cruising the service road at the Al Ain mall. They stand with their car at the beginning of this road, watch the scene a little while and start to drive down this road. Often blocked as this street is jammed by our collegues in their cars.

It looks also a little like a special anti-diabetes program for the business girls, who would start to sprint to get away from this place every time they see a LE car. But the night Tuesday to Wednesday LE stopped at the electronics supermarket and "invited" 2 men into their BMW who had been independently talking with each one lady just before. No handcuffs and it did not seem to be a planned action as the LE hesitated some seconds before one got out of the car and ordered the men (perhaps an Indian and an arabic looking one, the ladies managed to get away somehow) to him. And the other night I could easily see some kind of night vision / infrared screen in a box in the middle of the dashboard above gear lever in the (same?) LE-BMW that was operated by the co-driver.

Perhaps the business has got far too much there, before I saw the first LE car counted 60 ladies in that street.

[Wicked Roger]

Certainly carring your own is highly recommended. Even if the girl has some they will probably be cheap, nasty and uncomfortable!

However married guys need to be very careful! If found your missus is likely to infer intent in the same way as the LE.

Piper has a great excuse when Miss Wildcat finds the condoms.....he blames me and as Miss W thinks I am a sweetie she forgives him

[Barcrawler]

Certainly carring your own is highly recommended. Even if the girl has some they will probably be cheap, nasty and uncomfortable!

However married guys need to be very careful! If found your missus is likely to infer intent in the same way as the LE.

[Fifty Fifty]

And I've yet to meet a PRC in DXB who doesn't have a little secret compartment in her bra for condoms or doesn;t carry any.

It would appear that you just did??

Seriously guys, dont expect the girls to carry the condoms any more, it causes lots of problems if they happen to be searched by LE.

The ''Secret Compartment in Bra/knickers'' and the ''Pinned up the trouser leg'' tricks have all been discovered, so more and more girls are not carrying them now.

With reference to Boy Scouts, I was taught that it is the guys responsibility to supply the condoms, Dib Dib.

Cheers, FF

[Steamer33]

Entered Rattlesnake to find it jam packed with what I like to call the third tier of "the United Nations of ******".

Just a word of advice as you are new. Read the forum posting guidelines on the home page and you'll find that the word asterisked out is banned. Which begs another question, why was this posting recommended for a RoD when it broke guidelines?

Be careful out there.

Steamer33

[Zing Uk]

Ok so what did you expect when you called her???
Presumably not a shag, as you had no Condoms.!!!

Advice:

Option 1 - Exit jockeys, turn left and walk 200m to Choitrams Store - There you can buy Condoms as well as groceries.

Option 2 - Exit Jockeys, cross road and walk up side street to pharmacy - There you can buy Condoms as well as Cialis, Viagra and Cold Remedies to name a few.

So guys, get the Condoms and go looking for CoCo, remember to leave her with a few spare, just in case her friend calls her again!!!

Cheers, F/Fifty

PS: I started carrying them in my wallet when going out hunting, ever since my Old Man gave me a packet of three when I was 15 yrs old !!

Such a wit and so cutting! When meeting aldy who works in Panorama my expectation (surprisingly enough) is for a shag. And I've yet to meet a PRC in DXB who doesn't have a little secret compartment in her bra for condoms or doesn;t carry any.

Strangely enough, I'm also well aquainted with places to buy condoms in DXB although was quite happy with the service provided so didn't see any need to interrupt a nice relaxing time.

Thanks for your advice though and bully for you for carrying condoms, I'm sure you have anice boy scout badge stitched to your (no doubt) well starched shirt.

Keep it Cocked (and not 50/50 girls laugh)
Zing

[Raj Funloving]

Hiya!

Well just two cents of mine on Piper 1.

To me, though I have never met the legendary Piper1, as aptly put by my friend Marad, he is the Icon for mongers like me. His sporadic and highly informative reports made me come, join and be part of this great forum. He is always been Icon for me for this essential activity called mongering. I wish I should have joined ISG earlier on so that I could more delicious reports from the Icon.

As Marad has mentioned that the Iccon would have concentrated his energies into playing marathon innings of mongering, I just wanna add one thing to it; Whatever you do, you will be my Icon forever;

I wish you all the best whatever you do but do not leave us in middle of road. I wish you have great time ahead in future and keep share your sheer joyful moments with fellow mongers and ISG community at large. I wouldn't say I miss you as you are always with us through your funfilled and lively reports.

Cheers & be safe

Raj

[Fifty Fifty]

IThe main reason we didn't actually fuck is she didn't have any condoms but she promised next time if I brought some she would do the deed.


All-in-all not what I expected when calling her but still a nice time had and I will repeat. Zing

Ok so what did you expect when you called her???
Presumably not a shag, as you had no Condoms.!!!

Advice:

Option 1 - Exit jockeys, turn left and walk 200m to Choitrams Store - There you can buy Condoms as well as groceries.

Option 2 - Exit Jockeys, cross road and walk up side street to pharmacy - There you can buy Condoms as well as Cialis, Viagra and Cold Remedies to name a few.

So guys, get the Condoms and go looking for CoCo, remember to leave her with a few spare, just in case her friend calls her again!!!

Cheers, F/Fifty

PS: I started carrying them in my wallet when going out hunting, ever since my Old Man gave me a packet of three when I was 15 yrs old !!

[My Kapitan]

Off to Fujairah tomorrow for a business trip. I've heard that there is some action there so will report back on any finds.

Keep it Cocked,
Zing

Late reply but the very tall hotel in the centre of town has a club in the basement. Mainly doglike Fillipinas, not recommended. Fez club next to the Hilton has a flip band but no action when I was last there. Too long to recall here but I have a good story from Fujairah involving this club, a sellotape taxi and the promise of future action in Fujairah. I will be back in Dxb for a few days from April 11th. Intend to visit old haunts. So pm me if you fancy a beer and I'll tell the story!

MK

[Community Monkey]

Hey guys,

Just wanted to chip in with my first report since coming back to Dubai. Went out Thursday night with no intentions of mongering whatsoever. Me and a couple of friends started with s imple drinking session which in turn ended up with us dragging one of our friends to Rattlesnake with the intention of getting him laid (and since it was the only place serving alcohol after 2:00 am). Entered Rattlesnake to find it jam packed with what I like to call the third tier of "the United Nations of *****s". Not the most flattering nickname but one which seems to be the most accurate description according to me. PRCs all over the place, lined up from the entrance till the band, with row right behind of Africans and Russians and Eastern Europeans. Couple of birds did in fact catch my eye but I was really really in no mood to haggle. However despite our best efforts, our friend simply refused to hook with any of ladies. By this point the place was closing down and the scene moved outside. The "usual" haggling that I've read about continued with the ladies desperately trying to latch on to some drunk fella. It actually reminded me of a Sunday market in Mauritius. Don't ask me why. Our friend however springed a massive surprise on us by informing us that he would be taking right then to a Chinese massage place that he knew of. Now all this is, is happening at around 3/ 3:30 am. Off we go, into a cab and arrive close to the Dnata building in Deira. The massage place seems to be operated inside an apartment building. A quick call by friend to his contact (no clue if it was the "handler/manager" or someone else who was contacting said person on his behalf.) and we're in the elevator headed to apartment 2#5. After some gentle tapping to avoid waking the neighbours, we made our way in.

The apartment is a 2 bedroom which has been completely modified for the business. The living/ dinning room has been divided into 2 section with a cupboard. The bedrooms have been split into 2 and even the kitchen and it's floor we not spared! In the waiting room, the 2 couches were filled with 4 chaps waiting their turn while 2 others were catching up on their "beauty sleep" after a night of apparent drinking. The handler, a small Chinese man with an even smaller knowledge of english kept trying to wake them up but no luck. All rooms and ladies seemed to be busy at that point. We were kept "entertained" with the "delightful" grunts and moans of however was get down with business behind the cupboard. Suddenly it appeared as if all customers had finished at the same time, as one after the other came out. The ladies started showing by this point in time. Absolutely no stunners, although there was one with an absolutely tight body and a very tall lady with what appeared to be a very well naturally endowed bosom. The tattoo on it seemed to be lost somewhere in it's vastness.

Each one of us got very quickly showed with someone or the other and even at this since I was still in no point, I took the most decent looking one just to "check out the facilities". The damage a 100 AED for literally a romp in the bed. Of course she wanted the cash upfront but I was having none of that. Off came my clothes onto the bed face down. She started with the most unenrgetic ever which into a decent at most massage time to do the front and without asking for any of it, her hand finds my crotch and she starts administering a very gentle and soothing HJ. I just lied back and tried to relax. After 5 minutes of the strokes of her very soft hands, I decided what the hey might as well. Asked her for a BJ first and then some good old fashioned boom boom. Out comes the condom and off comes her underwear. A decent rack and a trimmed box on a slender frame. A sloppy BJ followed (she was able to handle my girth which says a lot about her skill, although she did point to her jaw a few times after the deed was done) till I felt I was ready and boom I point for her to lie down on the bed. At this point I got a bit curious and figured what the hell might as well as ask her if the takes it up the shitter. Although communicating it was a bit tricky (she probably only knows Hi and thank you) it appears she was up for it. Flip her over onto all fours, lube gets applied and bang the action starts. The girl must have done this at least once previous to my arrival, as I noticed 2 things. 1 I was able to fit into her and start pounding away quicker than in the past and 2 there was virtually no shit stains whatsoever. After a few minutes of gentle "stroking", I kicked up the tempo and really start going at it with all I could. She was receptive and did in fact "bounce back". As I was about to finish, I tapped her, communicated that I wanted to finish on her face, out pops his royal highness, off comes the condom and straight onto her face. Tissues get passed around, I clean up, she cleans herself and me up. Cash comes out and we both part ways. Overall a rather decent performance.

Place: filthy as hell and really makes you uncomfortable 2/10

Lady: Face 4/10

Body 7/10

Service: 6/10

Would I recommend it? It's more convenience than anything. The place is a knock shop. Expecting a GFE or anything else while going here is absolutely foolish. You feel like shagging something at 4 in the morning and there's no where else or no one else to find, this appears to be the perfect "outlet"

Hope to be back with more posts.

As always

The community monkey

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[Zing Uk]

Clearly the girls are around but I don't think it's that lucrative for them. One of our PRC WG friends stays with a guy there on and off but finds it boring and little opportunity. Sorry, daren't ask the GF about where to go for action!

I stayed in the Siji hotel on a tip from a mate and there is some action there. The girls are not great but some are ok. I also spoke to a couple of guys there and there seems to be a lot more STD's going around in Fujairah than in Dubai from what I understood so a venue to be wary. There is another bar just across the road (can't remember the name) but the girls were a bit rough, more TGIT than Metro. Prices are good though at around 300 LT. One thing that did surprise me was a very sexy show in the Siji nightclub, lovely leggy russian girls flashing a lot on stage, made me quite horny :-)

I don't think I'd like to stay in Fujairah but definitely a nice place for a weekend trip with GF either WG or straight.

Keep it Cocked,
Zing

[Crime Of Passion]

Off to Fujairah tomorrow for a business trip. I've heard that there is some action there so will report back on any finds.

Keep it Cocked,
Zing

Was in Fujairah a couple of days ago. Only a day visit and with GF so no action. However stopped at LuLu centre and was shopping (GF was in toilet) and already had encounter with 4 PRC's together. They wanted to make contact but I was expecting GF back so thought better of it. Saw 2 guys shopping with their PRC GF's, numerous Arabs with Filipinas. Then there were 2 single PRc's shopping seperately. As I left I saw one of the girls go into a hotel nearby, maybe to a guy? Later on the beach saw some more PRC's playing with one older western guy.

Clearly the girls are around but I don't think it's that lucrative for them. One of our PRC WG friends stays with a guy there on and off but finds it boring and little opportunity. Sorry, daren't ask the GF about where to go for action!