Dubai Reports

[Ex Patgav]

I found this little gem in the York last night, where IMHO the quality and selection of girls was pretty good, I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Got to the York around 10.30 and was already more than a little drunk, this girl caught my eye and after a few more drinks we agreed on 600 for LT and then were off the the hotel (The Fairmont on SZR, still very girl friendly and a good hotel)

Ended up as a great evening and morning, a real energetic session on the evening, many positions and much fun. Even took her doggy style against the window with her looking out onto the traffic below.

A good sleep followed by two sessions in the morning. She left at 10.30am

I will return, maybe even tonight!

[Piper1]

I must say it looks like the clubs are quieter compared to a few months ago. The quality of the girls seems to be getting a little worse.

Have to agree - tonight was my first visit to York and Regal for months. York was a waste of time, and the girls were looking rough, but my eyes lit up when one of my fave stunners arrived and joined my pal and I for a chat. Decided to take her number later on and let her join her friends. Too late - as the star of the club, she did one lap of York, came back for her handbag and left with a lucky guy, five minutes after she arrived. Her friends watched her leave with just a little jealousy.

Regal showed some promise as some hot CIS came in around 11pm, but attitudes were dreary, except for one friendly but too-chubby peroxide-blonde 'Moscow' girl who tried her best charms on me. I left at midnight without bothering to take any phone numbers. Waiting for a trip overseas next week for a few fun all-nighters.

[Poonhound69]

Ive used increasing price of subsequent shots to some success.

First and foremost, I think your price model is wrong. With your model, I'd be concerned she'd accept the 500 "first", then just skip the subsequent "more work, less pay" following shots, thus resulting in a 500 dhs 1 shot experience. After all, she fulfilled YOUR specs.

I've considered the opposite: increasing the price of the subsequent shots, as more work and time would be required to elicit such... but only as a mental exercise. I prefer the "up to you" types

[11Bravo]

I countered an offer of 900 LT with an offer of 500 for the first shot plus 100 for each subsequent one - without limit.

First and foremost, I think your price model is wrong. With your model, I'd be concerned she'd accept the 500 "first", then just skip the subsequent "more work, less pay" following shots, thus resulting in a 500 dhs 1 shot experience. After all, she fulfilled YOUR specs.

I've considered the opposite: increasing the price of the subsequent shots, as more work and time would be required to elicit such... but only as a mental exercise. I prefer the "up to you" types

[Honeydripper69]

Being a pedantic sort of chap I've never liked the vagueness inherent in the ST/LT system so recently tried to introduce the concept of piecework. I countered an offer of 900 LT with an offer of 500 for the first shot plus 100 for each subsequent one - without limit. I tried to point out that she might reasonably expect to make 800 this way, and more if she were really skilled and prepared to put in the time and effort (HD is ever the optimist), while I would get what I really wanted - repeated satisfaction. But to my dismay, I just couldn't "sell" the concept. Has anyone else tried this approach?

HD

[11Bravo]

Just a suggestion, but you can "crop" a quoted post to just the pertinent line(s), rather than quote the full post, especially if it's a long one.

e.g., Piper's post below quoting Dirt Diver.

Up to you.

[Piper1]

Just got another SMS from Lucy's with directions to their new venue. I have asked them three times over the past three years to remove my number from their SMS database. The always reply "Okay Mista, no probrem", but I still get SMSs. I'll have to visit their new premises, sample their delights, then watch as they follow my request to delete my number from their database.

No PMs asking me for contact details please. Check gulf news classifieds.

[Piper1]

That's a lot of money for an hour!

I understand Eric's time constraints and quest for A-Class girls when mongering. But I have to agree, over $800 for an hour is a wee bit too much, when hundreds of very do-able girls are readily available in the UAE for $100-$150 for non-rushed sessions of 2-3 hours.

Eric, useful info in your report. But wondering why you don't spend that $800 on an airfare to Thailand or Indonesia etc, for "training", a hotel for a week of freedom, and still have money left over to shag your heart out 24/7 for several days and nights. I understand the logistics, excuses and alibis may be tricky (been there done that), but if you pull it off, well worth the same money as an hour of hassle.

[Sipho Dlamini]

I just got back to Dubai after five months away and so I decided to check out some of the clubs during the week. I checked out Rattlers on Monday and Regal Plaza yesterday. I must say it looks like the clubs are quieter compared to a few months ago. The quality of the girls seems to be getting a little worse. I talked to one girl who said that the working girls are just starting to feel the effects of the economic crisis. I hope things get better soon. Anyway I'm going to check out Premiere and Kubu soon so I'll post about that as well.

[Falafel]

Sitting here not sure what is going to happen? Was at Jumeriah AMP when CID crashed in on Thurs, managed to get out the gate after talking nicely to CID standing at it. Looks like will have to lie low for a very long time, stay safe everyone, if anybody has been to this AMP after Thurs please post to put me at ease.

Falafel decided to pay a visit to the newly re-opened ex-Al Quoz AMP last Wednesday, the day before Open to Explore. This was his second visit to the new house and there was no need to get any directions.

A STRANGE CAR

As he started to approach the villa from the service road he noticed a large white GMC with blacked out windows parked directly across from the house. There’s no earthly reason for a car to park in this spot (there’s no shops or villas on this stretch of road). Falafel’s suspicions were aroused, and as he passed the stationary car he slows to look back through the windscreen to see who is inside. To his surprise the windscreen is totally blacked out too!

Now Falafel’s alarm bells were jangling off the hook. The level of tinting is definitely above the 30% legal limit, but OK, nobody is paying attention to that. But tinting the entire windscreen has been illegal for ages, and even the locals don’t do that anymore. So Falafel thinks that this can only be a) a Sheikh or b) the Cops, and it’s unlikely to be answer “a”.

Spooked, Falafel goes around the block, and on passing the new house observes that the tinted vehicle is now driving slowly by. Falafel follows the car, which goes around the bock again, and passes the house slowly for a second time and then drives off. Falafel pulls over and mulls his options. Eventually little Falafel overrules big Falafel and he decides to go in for quickie.

Inside he’s shown a line up of 6 girls, all doable 7’s. The average height has risen, but Falafel picks out a small cheeky looking girl in a colourful bikini who turns out to be Dan-Dan, or something like that. Flower tattoo on right breast.

POOR SERVICE

In the room and 120 house money is agreed. Falafel offers 200 tip + 100 if happy. After some negotiation Dan Dan agrees. On the bed massage, followed by a pretty able BBJ and round 1 is over, and its into the bathroom to clean up. There about 40mins left on the clock so Falafel settles in for a recovery massage before round two, the thought of the blacked out GMC enters his mind occasionally but is dismissed. Massage turns to hand job and soon Falafel is ready for round two. He motions to put on a condom and Dan-Dan starts the “two times, more money” malarkey. She wants “500” for two times, Falafel is adamant that’s not going to be paid. As the negotiations draw out interminably Falafel looses wood and the point becomes null and void, especially with now less than 10 mins on the clock and the mood destroyed.

Falafel gets up to dress and Dan-Dan is trying to be conciliatory. But she can tell that Falafel ain’t happy when he starts saying: “What tip did we agree? Was it 100? Or did I say 200?” She’s saying “300”. Falafel says “200, because you argue about money. Maybe some customers like it when you argue about money but I don’t”. To her credit she takes her money with good grace and tries to put a positive spin by saying: “Next time I no talk money money money, OK?” Falafel’s thinking “Next Time?”

FAILED WARNING

On the way out Falafel attempts to let the (now less) Scruffy Kid opening the gate know about the strange car but to no effect. He either doesn’t want to know or really can’t speak any English. Also perhaps he’s worried that Falafel is making a complaint about the girl? After some failed communication, Falafel tries to tell him straight: “I think Police Car was here”. He just smiles and says “No English”. Falafel asks “You have boss or friend speak English?”, he says “No English.” At that point Falafel gives up...now wished he’d tried harder.

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[Studley]

Hello mates,

I completed a booking with Mellisa (she was taken off site the next day - pics in the gallery). She is European and was the same as in the pics however the pics are a nice 10/10 photo shoot and reality was 8.25/10. Body was same as the pics however she has the most unnoticeable paunch but you can see its well hidden in the pics. Nice and real boobs. All in all, physically a good package. Face would be a 7.5/10 and body 9/10.

Sadly it wasn't all it was promised to be. It was an incall. The hotel is a famous red flagged one on SZR however since she was living there, visiting her wasn't a problem.

Upon arrival, I was told that the room a/c wasn't working proper so I have to wait a little for maintenance to come fix it. This happened in the next 15 minutes and that's ok with me however I was unaware that I was "on the clock" for most of it. Mellisa had a nice and polite attitude but she took too long to warm up to sex and that too rather hesitantly. The attitude was friendly but not seductive or proactive; this was not a 'meet for drinks' date with all the time in the world.

I had specified the services I look forward to in my email to the agency but most of them were not provided. There was no OWO provided, no DFK although I noticed she had a cough and probably did this to avoid me getting sick but then on sick days you should not make a booking. There was no second shot as I was told I was out of time.

Positives were good hygiene, less mileage on the p***y and polite attitude. Negatives were clock watching to the extent of cheating me out of my time and VERY limited service. (at 3K an hour 10 minutes are AED 500)

All in all, I don't think it was a AED 3K an hour service as I am sure you all have figured out by now. Other agencies range from 2K to 1.5K but I chose CIL because they claim excellence and promise top looks and service. The looks were good; I would say 8.25 out of 10 but service is another story that I rate at 3/10.

Since I am not "pushy" I don't appreciate it when my non assertiveness is taken advantage of. This why I requested assurance of attitude and service before the booking. This didn't happen.

Please no flames or gasps for the exuberant fee paid. I have my reasons and taste. Am sure more can be and has been had for less.

This is just to share my experience.

Eric

Clearly the club is living up to its name!

[Dirt Diver]

That's a lot of money for an hour. I'd love to see pictures of her just to see what a 3000/hr chick looks like. For that much money, there should be a real performance, you know? Like no clock watching, for example.

I'm not too pushy either. But, unfortunately, they make their money off of guys that aren't assertive. I don't advocate being an ass to them. But, at the rates you paid, you should definitely get everything you had asked for when you set it up.

I've not been a monger but for about two years. So, I've lived and learned. I've learned to set up expectations up front. Unless its PRC, I never go for the "oh, we talk about money later". PRC gets an exception on this because they seem to never try to change the terms. At least that's my experience. The worst at turning it into a business meeting are the CIS, I think. So, anyway, I've resorted to getting that unpleasantness out of the way at the club/bar, etc. This is what I am paying, this is what I expect, etc. The carrot for them is I tell them I will give a nice tip if I like how it turns out. If I don't like then no tip.

I'm certainly no expert. I've never been completely shafted before. But, I've had a girl leave after the first shot even though it was supposed to be all night. She claimed that she needed to pick up her friend from the airport. I saw her again at the club and she tried to pick me up and I just flat out told her "no fucking way". In fact, I actually told her that with her good looks, she cuold make a whole lot more money if she werent so deceptive.

Anyway, happy mongering!

Hello mates,

I completed a booking with Mellisa (she was taken off site the next day - pics in the gallery). She is European and was the same as in the pics however the pics are a nice 10/10 photo shoot and reality was 8.25/10. Body was same as the pics however she has the most unnoticeable paunch but you can see its well hidden in the pics. Nice and real boobs. All in all, physically a good package. Face would be a 7.5/10 and body 9/10.

Sadly it wasn't all it was promised to be. It was an incall. The hotel is a famous red flagged one on SZR however since she was living there, visiting her wasn't a problem.

Upon arrival, I was told that the room a/c wasn't working proper so I have to wait a little for maintenance to come fix it. This happened in the next 15 minutes and that's ok with me however I was unaware that I was "on the clock" for most of it. Mellisa had a nice and polite attitude but she took too long to warm up to sex and that too rather hesitantly. The attitude was friendly but not seductive or proactive; this was not a 'meet for drinks' date with all the time in the world.

I had specified the services I look forward to in my email to the agency but most of them were not provided. There was no OWO provided, no DFK although I noticed she had a cough and probably did this to avoid me getting sick but then on sick days you should not make a booking. There was no second shot as I was told I was out of time.

Positives were good hygiene, less mileage on the p***y and polite attitude. Negatives were clock watching to the extent of cheating me out of my time and VERY limited service. (at 3K an hour 10 minutes are AED 500)

All in all, I don't think it was a AED 3K an hour service as I am sure you all have figured out by now. Other agencies range from 2K to 1.5K but I chose CIL because they claim excellence and promise top looks and service. The looks were good; I would say 8.25 out of 10 but service is another story that I rate at 3/10.

Since I am not "pushy" I don't appreciate it when my non assertiveness is taken advantage of. This why I requested assurance of attitude and service before the booking. This didn't happen.

Please no flames or gasps for the exuberant fee paid. I have my reasons and taste. Am sure more can be and has been had for less.

This is just to share my experience.

Eric

[Steamer33]

I totally agree with you here, yes all of us are free to answer whatever question, but sometimes the way it is answered, just bums me out.

Don't take it personally. My pleas for people to RTFF or STFF are meant for all members who just post questions and never reports, as if we are here to do them a favour.

By the way, I got flamed to bits when I was a newbie. Never let it worry me.

If you want to build some credibility, Accipiters, then continue to post info. But I also suggest you take out a subscription and activate your PMs. The subscription is what keeps this site going.

Until you do I won't be offering advice, or even flaming you for that matter.

Be careful out there.
Steamer33

[Steamer33]

The gorgeous Sunshine departed today for Manila (hu hu hu!) after one last night with me (of course) and I took her to the airport this morning. I'm keeping in touch on YM so will report when she returns, sometime in June we hope.

Naughty Vanessa returns to Phils next week so PM me quick if you need details.

But there are two new cuties Mary and Fatima, both of whom I will test out in the next few days - I know... it's such a hardship but I am prepared to "take one [or two] for the team". Mary has been highly recommended to me so it looks good.

If they prove as horny as they promise, then I will of course FR and trusted seniors can PM me for details. They are all in need of making as much cash as they can before having to return to the Phils next month and they love it when a nice guy like me takes them under his wing to help them out .

Be careful out there.
Steamer33

[Eric T]

Hello mates,

I completed a booking with Mellisa (she was taken off site the next day - pics in the gallery). She is European and was the same as in the pics however the pics are a nice 10/10 photo shoot and reality was 8.25/10. Body was same as the pics however she has the most unnoticeable paunch but you can see its well hidden in the pics. Nice and real boobs. All in all, physically a good package. Face would be a 7.5/10 and body 9/10.

Sadly it wasn't all it was promised to be. It was an incall. The hotel is a famous red flagged one on SZR however since she was living there, visiting her wasn't a problem.

Upon arrival, I was told that the room a/c wasn't working proper so I have to wait a little for maintenance to come fix it. This happened in the next 15 minutes and that's ok with me however I was unaware that I was "on the clock" for most of it. Mellisa had a nice and polite attitude but she took too long to warm up to sex and that too rather hesitantly. The attitude was friendly but not seductive or proactive; this was not a 'meet for drinks' date with all the time in the world.

I had specified the services I look forward to in my email to the agency but most of them were not provided. There was no OWO provided, no DFK although I noticed she had a cough and probably did this to avoid me getting sick but then on sick days you should not make a booking. There was no second shot as I was told I was out of time.

Positives were good hygiene, less mileage on the p***y and polite attitude. Negatives were clock watching to the extent of cheating me out of my time and VERY limited service. (at 3K an hour 10 minutes are AED 500)

All in all, I don't think it was a AED 3K an hour service as I am sure you all have figured out by now. Other agencies range from 2K to 1.5K but I chose CIL because they claim excellence and promise top looks and service. The looks were good; I would say 8.25 out of 10 but service is another story that I rate at 3/10.

Since I am not "pushy" I don't appreciate it when my non assertiveness is taken advantage of. This why I requested assurance of attitude and service before the booking. This didn't happen.

Please no flames or gasps for the exuberant fee paid. I have my reasons and taste. Am sure more can be and has been had for less.

This is just to share my experience.

Eric