Dubai Reports

[Ruffeek]

1. Is the hotel green? Are guests allowed in the day time?

As far as we presently know, yes, it is relatively green. Quite a few reports here that say that sometimes girl may need I'd and at other times not. In general, a reasonably dressed girl walking in during the day will usually not be stopped.

2. Any suggestions for the high end and reliable escorts? (saw various reports in ISG that the service and quality in Dubai has really gone down). I need them in the day time. I prefer white Caucasians (EE is also OK).

There is a massage republic Web site that you may want to check. The site has ads by a few apparently Caucasian providers and some of them have been commented on, apparently by clients. Also try the Escorts Thread here at ISG. Although I think a majority of the adverts may not be from your preferred race.

3. Any other suggestions are also most welcomed.

Not sure what your hours of stay are. But if you are here in the later afternoon and evening then I suggest a quick trip to the down and dirty, but ever popular, Jockey's Clib at Panorama Hotel Bur Dubai. From about 1:30 or 2:00pm onwards, you will find a handful of East Europeans and a healthy number of Stanis there. These days, in particular, there are even a couple of really good-looking women there (which is a pleasant surprise). Rates for 2 or 3 hours of company should not be more than 500 to 700. The new batch of good-looking EE will start with a quote of 1, 000. 00 but will agree for 600 or 700 depending on the sort of rapport you have built up.

Keep it cocked, and let us know of your adventure here.

Ruff (eek).

[Dubai Curious]

Google is your friend. Try it.

If there was a LIKE button here I would have liked your comment Snow1998!

[KalahariSandsMan]

Stayed in the Park Regis Kris Kin on a recent short break in Dubai. Unfortunately the club on the mezzanine level was closed for refurbishment. No worries, had plenty to entertain myself around there. The streets around the hotel were full of MPs, and from all of which I got the vibe that you can get your rocks off.

Went in one situated on the corner in one of the back streets. Bit puzzled as to all the MPs having men's and women's entrances, but thought what the heck. Paid AED130 for a one-hour oil massage. Didn't get a choice of girls, only one PRC gal on duty. Told me to put on the disgusting disposable undies, so I was a bit concerned, but after about 40 minutes, she was pretty forward in offering HJ. She wanted AED300 initially but I knocked her down to AED200. Great experience, although she didn't allow any kissing, I copped a good feel.

She said the next time I come she would give me HJ for AED100 and she was as good as her word. Gave me a good tip as well. If you are a first timer and the girls ask you how long you are in Dubai, don't say you are just there for a couple of days. Make out you live there. They will then give you a better rate, as will be hopeful of regular business. Common sense I guess, but worth remembering. Although she did also say, the girl might then think you must be a rich dude to live in Dubai!

MP full of PRC, a couple Thais, Vietnamese and one sexy looking Ethiopian gal who I will try out next time because I am an African lover.

[NiceMale2828]

I was in the Royal Air Force then and did 2 tours of duty with the Harriers who would fly from fields and woods and their main task was to take out the CCCP battle armour as they poured into West Germany.

You mean. Some of us are war veterans here? Ok. May the old guns are more powerful and properly working in all climates.

[NoBond]

Hi guys,

I have a stop over for 15 hours (mainly day time) in Dubai after 10 days. I will be staying at Le Meridian hotel near the airport.

Few questions; help is greatly appreciated!

1. Is the hotel green? Are guests allowed in the day time?

2. Any suggestions for the high end and reliable escorts? (saw various reports in ISG that the service and quality in Dubai has really gone down). I need them in the day time. I prefer white Caucasians (EE is also OK).

3. Any other suggestions are also most welcomed.

4. Can any member PM me the right escort / girl number?

Thanks in advance!

[Snow1998]

Forum looks like in a war zone now. All discussions about T-55 s and tanks. Anyway. Interesting. Some of us never saw a T-55 tank. So I am asking a simple question. Is it looks like a hummer? I mean army battle version of hummer?

Google is your friend. Try it.

[Misha Rastov]

Some of us never saw a T-55 tank. So I am asking a simple question. Is it looks like a hummer? I mean army battle version of hummer?

No, looks nothing like a hummer or any modern armoured vehicle. Think old old style world war 2 (or Great Patriotic War for our CIS comrades who have been celebrating the end of it here in Dubai) mass produced tank, with a big gun on the turret. Lots and lots of them in East Germany during the cold war. I was in the Royal Air Force then and did 2 tours of duty with the Harriers who would fly from fields and woods and their main task was to take out the CCCP battle armour as they poured into West Germany.

[Ruffeek]

summary: this report is about my recent experience with a "body-to-body" massage provider who i found on tagged. located in international city, with quoted price of 400 for full sex. i rate the woman as a 7, location as a 6, value for money as 6, and overall experience as 7. i would not go there again, but only because there are similar or better alternatives in the same price range. profile is no longer available on tagged but i am happy to share numbers via pm.

full report: in my own detailed and verbose style.

in my own, weirdly-organized way, every time i come across a "massage" or similar profile on tagged, i will copy-paste the main profile text and save it in a notepad file. this year, my work has kept me busy and having the information readily accessible in notepad ensures that i will have easy access to it should i suddenly find a few hours for a "full relaxation" session.

a few weeks ago, i started calling up the numbers. started with coco who advertised "body to body massage". dialed the number listed, a very obviously prc asks,"herro?"

"yeah hi! i just saw your ad in tagged and [interrupted]"

"body body massage full sex 400. when you come?"

brief, direct, and to the point. quite unlike my own style of frs!

i ask her for directions and she tells me to come to building e-3 in international city and then call her. i ask if i can come after 2 or 3 hours and she responds with almost the same words. either it's a pre-recorded speech or she's reading from a cheat sheet.

i called a second number for lili. she too advertises for "body to body massage" and "beautiful new girls".

"yeah hi! i just saw your ad in tagged and i wanted [interrupted]"

"body body massage full sex 400. when you come?"

"are you in international city?"

"yes, you come building e-3 and you call."

oops. apparently, the same place!

come evening, i drive over to international city and, with sufficiently slow driving, accompanied by a craning of my neck, i manage to locate e-03 (it was a bit easier as, a few evenings before, i had eaten at an uighur restaurant in f-05).

a mild sense of anticipation builds up.

at e-03, i call coco again. she asks if i am at e-03. i confirm this. she then asks me to name the grocery story under e-03. wtf? i tell her. she seems satisfied that i am definitely there. she then gives me instructions to drive to another building (two numerals away) and to call her again once i am there. by now, i am less enthusiastic and more bemused by the arrangement. but, a good soldier, well, a good soldier soldiers on, with his purple helmet and all!

i call her from the lobby of this other building. she tells me to come up and mentions the apartment number. i make it there. the passage smells of strong spices and a number of apartments have what appear to be hindu religious symbols hanging. to ward off evil? or to act as signposts?

the apartment is divided into numerous partitioned rooms. and i do not see any of the other women but i do hear rustling, mumbling, and sighing sounds from behind some partitions.

my "lucky draw" pick is average. she seems a 7 or 7. 5 but i recognize that once the under-wire bra goes and the butt-enhancing panty slides down, she will end up at a 6. but her features are fairly decent, her facial makeup is light, and her handshake is reasonably firm.

i follow her into her partition. she wants the money. i give her a 500 bill and she promptly steps out and back in, and produces two fifties. teases me by giving me one bill and asking if the other is for her. i tell her that if i enjoy myself, the other is for her.

she then tells me to undress. helps me to remove my t-shirt, vest, and pants. i pretend to be shy and ask her to turn away as i remove my underwear. makes her giggle.

once i am naked, she wipes off my penis and surrounding area with an infant wet-wipe. gently. and there is no tingling sensation. good.

she then starts undressing. and then tells me to turn around as she is shy. touche!

i lie on the bed. i really do want at least some massage. and this seems to surprise her. but she makes an attempt. it is barely a mediocre massage. with the exception of the neck. she does a very good neck and lower head massage. but it lasts only a few minutes and she then asks me to turn over.

once i am on my back, she immediately gets down to the main business of caressing my purple-helmeted soldier. as i get hard, i want to participate a bit more. so we start mutual fondling and rolling on the mattress. it's fairly nice to be able to kiss her all over and to have her return the favour. a good appetizer.

soon enough, it's time for the main course and out pops the cover. surprise: a durex! and not a carex. business must be good here!

we start with mish, with her typically massaging my ego telling me to be gentle as i am too big. i am deep in her and engaged more in a pelvic rub, rather than the standard ol' in and out. she seems to find this acceptable and i do feel additional moisture building inside. she suggests coming on top. and we do it cowgirl style, but with her rubbing her pelvis now. she nearly makes me into a belieber. sorry, i mean, believer, when she pivots into a reverse cowgirl while i am still embedded in her. it was smoothly done.

after a few minutes, she suggests doggy. and she keeps asking me if i like her and if i will come back. who am i to say "no"?

after doggy, i want to move back into mish. she tells me she has finished and i should not go very deep now. so, i promptly fold her legs up until they almost touch her shoulders. but i am not very comfortable (as i am also a bit tired) and i then go back to regular mish until i finish.

the sex was good and, along with the ego massage, more than made up for the poor body massage. coco was very cooperative, and extremely responsive. and i ended up giving her both fifties as tip. her eyes started to shine bright like a diamond. and she insisted that i should show her how i had stored her number in my phone. she also saved my number in her phone using the alias i gave her. i also noticed a couple of repeated missed calls on her phone. so i assume that more business was on its way. that's social marketing for you!

all in all, it was good. i overpaid a bit. but i did not really feel regret.

at first, i considered coming here again after a fortnight. but then, i discovered another independent provider in karama. and i have, since then, gone to this latter provider thrice. that fr will come in a day or two. it will be 100th report. and i want to savour writing it. chilled beer, salted snacks, and typing my 100th report. yup.

[Ruffeek]

Recently, I have noticed a lot of Africans by the side of Panorama after 7-8pm. I have been told that they are not allowed in Panorama before 09 pm (may not be true).

This information is correct: African ladies are not allowed to enter Jockey's before 9pm. TGIT at Astoria also prevents African ladies from entering during the day but usually lets them in between 6 or 7pm.

Regards to all,

Ruffeek

[Wicked Roger]

Cons,

That was great report on T55. Hope WR reads this quality post!

I read it and Cons will know my views, few quality FRs on UAE thread nowadays unfortunately and seems the quality of the ladies is dropping also, so this was a nice diversion from the norm.

[Joe Karnavic]

After being out of Dubai almost every weekend on short business trips, decided to venture out this Thursday night. With so much information in my PM one is spoiled with choices. Thanks to everybody who has shared the vital information. Since not in position to take WG home tonight because of some friends from civilian life have unfortunately decided to stay with me on weekend. So the obvious choice was to hit some of the new MPs and check the other venues over a cold one.

The first stop was an AMP in Deira suggested by Stylishman. It is in 2nd floor of a hotel near Clock tower. Reached by about 10. 30 pm and she showed me a lineup of 5 girls consisting of Chinese, Thai and Filis. They were all about 5 and one maybe 6. They looked tired after long day of shagging. One PRC looked fresh and smiled so took her. She has good ass and medium rack. Stylishman suggested me a name which I did not ask. I thought I will find something new. She started with ordinary massage on the back. She had limited english skills but tried to chat and generally a happy person. When I fliped over the ususal negotiations started. Agreed for BBBJ at 200. She refused to remove her top and skirt. With the shake of the head she said no removing, I can touch anywhere though. I was disappointed. I said my friend told me girls here will remove everything for a b2b massage. I pay. Shake of the head continued. I should have followed Stylishman advise, waited there and taken the girl he recommended. So decided to go with the flow. Tried to relax and enjoy whatever happens now. She looked at my half mast Joe and took a close look to inspect possibly for any battle scars. She was satisfied and then used the wet wipe to clean it thoroughly. She surprised me with the quality of her ball licking and BBBJ. It was stimulating and erotic. I made her to stand closer so my hand can reach her assets. I asked her to continue BBBJ because little Joe was at full mast, sails fluttering. After about 15 minutes she gave me two options. Either to titi fuck her or do a dummy fuck between her legs. Strange. This is like simulated fuck. I took this option because then I can DFK her. This went rather well. She had soft lips and fresh mouth which is for me a turn-on. Came on a tissue kept between her legs. Felt funny. I asked her to give me foot massage which was surprisingly as good as you get in Thai foot massage places.

Girl 5.

Attitude 5.

Massage 4. Foot massage 8.

Place 6.

Damage 150 + 200.

WIR Yes, with other girl.

Jules Bar.

After relaxing experience thought about going to Jules. Not been to this place for long time. Very few have reported recently. Though I had no intention of taking a girl home felt thirsty and longed for a cold one.

Jules was packed to the rafters at midnight when I reached there. Entrance 100 with 2 drinks. Expensive but it keeps the lurkers away. The girls to men ratio 1:1 and liked the quality of girls generally. Mix of lots of good looking PRC, some nice CIS girls, few looked like Turkish, Africans, few Filis. All dressed in their best. Went to bar with great difficulty through maze of bodies. Saw Hoaegarden on the tap. Barman said it is not covered in coupon, only bottles. You have to pay. I paid for my large cold HG. The WGs who were cramped around the bar looked expectantly. I gave my coupons to them. The Irish guy standing next to me with his cold HG and two Asians in the tow said I like you man because you exactly did it like me.

Went around talking to girls. PRCs were bit aggressive. The quality was better at about 6 to 7. Few young CIS girls were surrounded mainly by Caucasian and other males. Rates quoted were 1000-1200 for LT and 700-800 for ST for CIS, and PRCs, Africans about 20% less. Punters were still pouring in so the rates were high and girls were standing their ground. Saw a tall, elegant CIS in white evening dress sitting in the corner table. She was aloof, no eye contact as if she was waiting for her Prince from Oil and Gas rich country. Face and body like Ukranian. I will rate her 8. 5. Then in my second round I saw a prettiest face with curly hair and a hundred watt smile. She is bit over tanned. She was friendly and courteous. She is from Georgia. Let us call her Sabrina and about 8. Very GFE personality. Took her mobile no. She said 1500 for LT. May come down to 1200 but IMHO she is worth. Need to plan something this week. She is here upto 24th May.

The Band was good and my cold HG was making me comfortable and groovy to the music. Backup Fili dancers were gyrating to the songs. Their backsides moving in rhythm. Parked myself on the table infront of band. A old Brit was dancing with two Asians in black evening dress. He was having fun. Thought about him. Maybe he worked his ass off for his money, paid for everything and everybody. In his twlight years if he wants to have a blast who are we to be judgmental? What I will do when I become his age. Dance with my grand children in the park or dance like him with two wgs in nightclub? Probably I do both. My second large cold HG was making me philosophical at the end of hard week on late Thursday night.

It was 2. 15 am when I walked out. Now the ratio of girls to men was 3:1. The tall girl in white now smiled and plenty of eye contact as I walked between them. This is the best time to negotiate in Jules and take your catch home. Sabrina was gone, maybe gone for a LT. The night was still young. There were many people on the dance floor. As I exited saw our old man getting cosy with his two Asians while dancing, his head jerking in random motion.

Good end to a hectic week.

[ChimeraAlpha]

Cons,

I didn't know about your knowledge base would include Battle Tanks as well.

We need to catch up soon. I will be back in Dubai for a longer spell from 2nd week June 2013.

Best Regards & Take Care.

Sylvan.

T55s were the main Soviet tanks post WWII, produced from 1946 to 1981. Original poster probably meant "old and heavy" but actually they were not heavy tanks but medium ones. I am quoting some excerpts from Wikipedia (yes, I checked the dates as I was not sure) they are a surprisingly good fit, one could be forgiven for suspecting the writer had a wicked sense of humor:

-The T-54/55 tanks are mechanically simple and robust. They are very simple to operate compared to Western tanks, and don't require a high level of training or education in their crew members. (Well, if we are comparing them with American Women, anything is easier to handle)

-Abundance and age together make these tanks cheap and easy to purchase. (that seems to be confirmed by empirical observation)

-While the T-54/55 is not a match for a modern main battle tank, armour and ammunition upgrades can dramatically improve the old vehicle's performance to the point that it cannot be dismissed on the battlefield. (I think surgical enhancements can only take you so far)

-Nevertheless, T-54/55 tanks have many serious defects. Small size is achieved at the expense of interior space and crew comforts, which is a common trait of most Russian tanks. This causes practical difficulties, as it constrains the physical movements of the crew and slows operation of controls and equipment. (I find that strange as it is usually fills and Chinese who have a reputation for limited interior space, and it has never been reported to cause any discomfort to the crew)

-Israelis who crewed T-54/55s captured during the 1967 and 1973 wars constantly complained about this, and it remains a problem that cannot be remedied by any upgrades. (I somehow suspect that we will have few Israelis manning the Dubai-based T55s)

-The T-54 is especially defective: It lacks NBC protection. All of these problems were corrected in the T-55 tank, which is otherwise largely identical to the T-54. (I do not think you should take this as an endorsement to practice unsafe sex with the Dubai-based T55s)

I forgot to add that they were also very popular in the Middle East, and the American Imperialists destroyed plenty of them in both Gulf Wars.

Have fun.

[ExpatNLookin]

Man, you have over 100 reports. You should know better than asking something like this. Can we at least know which ethnic flavor do you fancy nowadays? And any showstoppers (like CBJ only)?

A more detailed request would give better results. For example I am interested in 19 yo slim but big breasted Russian / Ukranian twin sisters with a natural instinct for debauchery and bisexuality.

Oh and a note for other readers, Ramadan is getting close, you still have 8 weeks to arrange the logistics. Time flies.

Beggars cannot be choosers. Any connection that is tried and trusted is OK with me

[Joe Karnavic]

Forum looks like in a war zone now. All discussions about T-55 s and tanks. Anyway. Interesting. Some of us never saw a T-55 tank. So I am asking a simple question. Is it looks like a hummer? I mean army battle version of hummer?

Hummer is like a Rambo without his front tool. T55 is like a Jamiacan hunk with frontal bamboo pole.

[NiceMale2828]

Forum looks like in a war zone now. All discussions about T-55 s and tanks. Anyway. Interesting. Some of us never saw a T-55 tank. So I am asking a simple question. Is it looks like a hummer? I mean army battle version of hummer?