Dubai Reports

[Global Surfer]

Why is it every time time an Indian asks a question you take off. You probably don't live in Dubai ant more so you rarely contribute. Yet you are ready to criticise when an Indian asks a question. He probably does need or RTFF but did you loose your job to an Indian or something. You are always whining and never have anything to really to contribute except old fat women. Rant over.

I don't think that there is any issue with Indian or non-Indian. This forum is about sharing knowledge.

Please spend an hour reading latest 6-8 pages and probably a 1-2 pages of reports of distinction. This would answer your 90% of questions. If you still have any specific question, by all means ask and we will try to help.

However, please do not expect us to write an executive summary for every new member. This is waste of resources, waste of space and waste of time. Forum will be full of repeated / redundant information. Remember the DRY (Don't repeat yourself) principle in software engineering.

[Wicked Roger]

Why is it every time time an Indian asks a question you take off. You probably don't live in Dubai ant more so you rarely contribute. Yet you are ready to criticise when an Indian asks a question. He probably does need or RTFF but did you loose your job to an Indian or something. You are always whining and never have anything to really to contribute except old fat women. Rant over.

Your posting history is enough to show why some don't want the board polluted with questions similar to the Indian board. You read Cons68 FR?

You FR history is all questions never any contribution over a 2-3 year period /. This is what is called the manager class as the person does not give and take, merely ants to take with lots of promises to FR but never does.

Look a the banners on the Indian forum if you think this is unwarranted comment.

I did live in the UAE (now I visit a lot I may as well return there!) and am a regular contributor and I know lots of things but that information is shared with those who try hard and RTFF. Example, Loso69 visited me in the UAE for his first visit. He RTFF and send me a PM with lots f intelligent questions about his research that I was happy to reply to. We met up we partied we shared etc. That is how it should be and on many forum that is the sane from other members who are a tad frustrated by the "send me her digits bro" FRs.

And if you know me and read and RTFF you would know I am not into old fat women LOL I have a flavor and I stick to quality as many member who know me in the UAE an verify LOL.

How about you write an FR about your time in AC or Dubai with some pictures etc.

Also pay the $20 and get a subscription as you have no PM facility and people will not contact you (if they so wish) if you have no PM, is only $20.

[MaximusBibicus]

Wow just read about the Sea View band, at one time they played my request twice and I got a beer for the singer and he refused.

Anyways, with about 10 + trips so far to Dubai in 2015 I've lost fun of banging girls there. Mostly I'm getting freebies and made connections with well established contacts of Filis through WR and Joe. Where is Misha? Haven't seen him in ages. Also made some regular contacts in Saudi here so getting laid in Dubai has not big of a deal for me now. But I do want to contribute and give some pointers to newbies.

During my last few trips I've got this confidence of talking to girls such as receptionist, waitresses and sales girls at mall including exhibitions. The key is to flirt with them in a polite way, not go at their face or say something rude.

Just want to report my experience I had during my last few trips, some I've successfully laid with some still working on it.

1) Sensation at Crowne Plaza, booked a table there as friends were visiting from west. While walking in, this Pakistani girl was eyeing me, casually went up to her and invited her to join us to which she obliged. Club was too loud to speak and we came out to talk later, she is new in Dubai, not a WG, but came on tourist visa staying with her cousin. I doubt she was just a tourist but could have been an indie WG, but since I was "gentleman" didn't bring up question to bang her, exchanged numbers and she took off. Walked her out to the hotel and got a cab.

While coming back in there was Zinc and it was Wednesday night I believe which was airline crew night, I recognized a flight attendant who flew from Toronto with me once, she invited me and next thing is I'm dancing with her inside, making out and on the brinks of warning by the bouncer. Invited her along with friends to sensations, her friends declined and she joined. Next is not worth mentioning.

2) Nandos on SZR had a Fili waitress, I rarely get female waitress and I was surprised to find at such a restaurant. Told her she shouldn't be working her due to her beauty at the end of day wrote my number and gave her on tissue paper. Whats app messages began, date on next trip, brought her back to hotel and game over. Still in touch with her.

3) Dubai mall. Had to pick up some stuff for sister, went there and got a Moroccan girl to help me out at an essence shop, coming from Saudi I think she was thinking bling bling, although I did buy stuff worth 2500 dhs as it was gifts. Asked her if she wanted to join me for a drink at cin cin, wrong choice. But I wanted to go to cin cin as I love that place, the atmosphere the eye candy. She came and all we did was just have drinks, things didn't lead to anywhere yet. But it did after a few dates.

4) Friends wanted to checkout WG scene and took them to infamous premiere, nothing too fancy, spoke to some Moroccan girls, some claim to be Lebanese but their dialect was them of North African. Came across Salma, who was about a 9 with booze and 7 without. Tall, voluptuous and big tits. She started off with 2500 and wouldn't counter at all. The fault is saying you are from Saudi and speaking Arabic. Next time will pull a different card. Just enjoyed the eye candy, got drinks for a few girls and bounced. Nothing too fancy.

Anyways, haven't been there since Ramadan and don't intend to anytime soon until November as I got plans to visit Spain, England, Germany and Canada.

Have fun folks, hopefully Saudi invasion dies soon.

[DesertRat]

That Sir, is a FR worth reading. I'd have liked to have the tattooed houri's digits, but alas I got nowhere searching for a Tarquin on MR!

Haha! A gentleman with your previous record of sleuthing on MR (viz report number #16824) and I am sure you are pulling my plonker regarding the dandy Tarquin. To be or not to be, that is the direction.

And thank you for eulogy.

[Cons68]

Hummmm. Good question.

Why did Jackson put those nice banners on the Indian forum again?

Why is it every time time an Indian asks a question you take off. You probably don't live in Dubai ant more so you rarely contribute. Yet you are ready to criticise when an Indian asks a question. He probably does need or RTFF but did you loose your job to an Indian or something. You are always whining and never have anything to really to contribute except old fat women. Rant over.

[Zhagolo52]

Hello guys,

I am trying to find out if Jules is back open? I read some reports a month a go that it was closed.

Thanks in advance.

[Heliix 59]

Are you related to Hyd Mong?

As there is a separate hotel thread that if you RTFF can answer you question.

Try it, it won't take more than say 15 minutes to read a number of pages and gives you an idea of which hotels.

But by a quickie? You mean a few minutes? If so PM Cons68 he has a number that can help you with your needs.

Why is it every time time an Indian asks a question you take off. You probably don't live in Dubai ant more so you rarely contribute. Yet you are ready to criticise when an Indian asks a question. He probably does need or RTFF but did you loose your job to an Indian or something. You are always whining and never have anything to really to contribute except old fat women. Rant over.

[GroinStrain]

I am able to report that the band are alive and well playing at the crossroads club in the Horizon Gulf hotel in Doha. It was quite a surprise the first time I saw them. However a word of warning this bar is nothing like the SV with no WG's as such.

Stay safe, Tartan.

I can confirm that after speaking to the Sv manager on Thursday. He did say that they offered to match the $15 k that krossroads offered the band but that Cherie wanted a change of scene. Pity I no longer travel to Doha. Wonder where the old Krossroads band who were the ex rattler band will turn up? I can confirm the presence of a couple of hookers in krossroads but both Chinese in late 40's if not older.

Seaview was pretty dire Thursday full of pesky Africans. Got the number of a nice Kazak girl I may try soon. Dhs 120 they were looking for on the door but managed to blog my way through when the bouncer recognized me.

Pity about the bar as I don't think I will bother returning.

[Snow1998]

What are the best and inexpensive hotels to meet a GF for a quickie?

Best and inexpensive! You don't ask for much do you now!

[AugustChrist]

I wonder what happened to this place: was there yesterday after midnight and not a single WG.

This place was rocking during Ramadan with a nice mix of nationalities yet business was going on discreetly.

[CiderMaker]

Well, a rather disappointing time last Wednesday evening at the SV.

So, a dodgy start but by sticking to ones guns and feigning to walk, there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

800 chips well spent. Probably expensive. Would be grateful if seniors would confirm, please? - but for an all time top five shag in the Pit, I don't begrudge it. And boy did she earn every fils.

That Sir, is a FR worth reading. I'd have liked to have the tattooed houri's digits, but alas I got nowhere searching for a Tarquin on MR!

[Wicked Roger]

What are the best and inexpensive hotels to meet a GF for a quickie?

Are you related to Hyd Mong?

As there is a separate hotel thread that if you RTFF can answer you question.

Try it, it won't take more than say 15 minutes to read a number of pages and gives you an idea of which hotels.

But by a quickie? You mean a few minutes? If so PM Cons68 he has a number that can help you with your needs.

[Wicked Roger]

Hi,

I will be in the middle of September for a few days in Dubai.

Looking for some good price escort for overnights. Anyone can PM me please. Possibly natural tits with big nips? I am happy for any information and will share also my knowledge of course.

You could RTFF as there is a wealth of information on the UAE forum if you spend time RTFF.

You could PM Cons68 as he has some numbers he could share and they could assist you in your search.

But really, why don't you do a few good FRs (RTFF 'give and take") and then some here may take your question seriously.

I have contacts with nice racks and big chocolate nipples (aka bullets) but you could be LE IMHO as you have limited sharing of knowledge from your posting history.

Good luck.

[AugustChrist]

Usually there are no more than 2/3 stunners in a club.

700 AED ST or LT?

Agreed was LT. She left around 6 am after two pops. Russian LT I'd say.

[Hungph]

What are the best and inexpensive hotels to meet a GF for a quickie?