Dubai Reports

[Mr Quick]

Dubai is the only place on earth where you get anything delivered at your doorstep in no time. You can get your grocery, food, alcohol what else?

In Gardens, D Gardens area it’s quite some time since massage is being delivered at your doorstep. I had called up couple of times, but the quality was not good. So never tried for some time even though many new suppliers are advertising by dropping their business cards.

Was not in a mod to travel to downtown, so thought of calling one of the new contacts. Different from previous times, the one who picked up phone spoke fairly understandable English and offered “EVERYTHING” in One Hour for AED 300. But I enquired about chance of a “SELECTION”. She agreed for extra AED 20.

Three of the arrived in just 15 minutes. I chose the better looking one. BBJ, couple of positions and a quick unprofessional massage, all in one hour for AED 300 at your apartment . Very professional and prompt if you can settle for 5-6/10 as far as looks are concerned.

MrQ

[Fatboyuk]

Hi all

Dont know how many of you live in hotel apartments but lately there has been some police activity around the one I stay in.

The manager had a quiet word explaining that they have had a number of visits recently from the authorities after following in "guests"

Seems to have shaken them up and they claimed that tenants details had been copied so worth being careful.

Is this a one off or have others heard of similar thing?

Obviously I'm now looking for alternative avenues to have fun so any contact numbers for full service inhouse amps in the new Dubai area would be appreciated.

I'm also considering moving but the deal and the location suit me just great so depends on how i get on with new fun and if things quieten down.

[Piper1]

Ana arrived quick smart, and we settled in chatting a short while before she put aside her 'shy girl' persona and switched to porn-star mode. She was good at it - her dirty talking and teasing gave me a hard-on before we even got started in bed. Nice girl, fun personality, pretty and sexy face with come-to-bed eyes, voluptuous little body with a great set of boobs. Fantastic in bed. Three-holer, as she offered, but we didn't get that far tonight - had to let her go so I could get a few hours sleep. Next time I'll arrange a longer session. She's travelling soon and will be away most of Ramadan so get in fast if you want to enjoy her wild action.

A few photos in the gallery - will try to upload more tomorrow if I get time.

[Piper1]

Finished all my work and travel prep 2:00am. SMSd Ana on a chance, and she's on her way over. Camera ready - check! Hope she's as good as they say. Sounded very friendly on the phone. It's gonna be a long night.

[Piper1]

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we got to the rattler at maybe 3:15am and all i will say is holy fuck. it was an absolute free-for-all with literally hundreds of cars, people, taxis etc congregated underneath the metro and there was so much pussy it wasn't funny.
how and why le tolerate this i have no idea.
happy fucking guys!

yep, rattler carpark/taxi-rank is the place to go for closing-time specials - see my report/photo of naomi campbell (who has missed-called me every day since, but no dfk = no return business from me). le occasionally do a clean-up, and i'm sure it will be cleaned up in the next couple of weeks for ramadan. this time last year an african girl was being chased by le in the early hours, ended up running onto sheikh zayed road's speeding traffic. unfortunately that was the end of her.

[Piper1]

I've past the 25 knock and no joy for me. Perhaps my ramblings aren't deemed worthy enough?

Just gotta wait for your 6 months membership knock (18 October). Shway-shway my friend. Remember, it's the quantity of ramblings that counts, not the quality. Keep up the great reports.
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Eric ol' mate - PMd you the Greens AMP details. Leave some girls standing for me for when I return.

[Eric T]

Dear friends,

Need help from those who trust/know me. I have a small window to possibly hit a AMP tomorrow. Would appreciate if anyone can give me the AMP contacts (Fili and the newly relocated ones)

Thanks in advance

Eric

[Piper1]

Had a quick scout last night, with the plan to take a girl to a hotel (walk-in booking) for the night.

Nelson's Bar 1030-1130pm (Tuesday night 'Ladies night'). Not as many girls as I expected - only 4 or 5 (African and CIS, and yes, that pesky plump PRC in thick black glasses who is always there, always alone, always playing with her phone). Chatted with a stylishly dressed good looking Tanzanian who told me it was her first time there. That was interesting, considering I saw her there all over a guy two nights ago. Considered taking her for an early night. Walked to reception and asked about the room rates. Happily they told me the summer promotion was 'only' 550AED nett. Not so happily they answered my question about bringing in girls with a polite "Sorry, we don't allow that sir". I couldn't be bothered calling other nearby hotels, so ended up home to do a few urgent emails and pondering where to go.

12:30-1:30am - Stayin' Alive Bar, Imperial Suites. About 40 girls. A few Indian/Pakistanis near the door. 2 or 3 were so-so, one was a super-hot little spinner with great attitude. Problem was she was giving her fun attitude to an obvious regular, so I didn't get a look-in. A few Ghanans marketing themselves heavily, but some looked like Idi Amin in drag - not really my thing! Whatever happened to the hot Ethiopian/Eritrean girls there? Some PRC, but no CIS. In the mood for a CIS girl, so off to ...

1:30-2:30am - Rockafellas Bar Regal Hotel. Same deal - about 40 girls, but only one that really tempted me - a 23-ish gorgeous tall tanned blonde in the mini-est denim miniskirt and hot tanned legs that went all the way to heaven. But she was wrapped up dancing with a guy, so no chances there. Played a bit of pool and headed home.

No luck on the hunt last night (had to be a real stunner to tempt me, and I didn't really try hard as it was a long busy day at work). Tonight is my final night before I head off for vacation, but many things to do preparing for travel tomorrow. Will see if I can fit in some mischief late tonight, but unlikely.

I have PMd the new Greens AMP details to a few members upon request - hope to see some reports. Have fun!

[Horatio Kane]

25 reports/6 months membership.

I've past the 25 knock and no joy for me. Perhaps my ramblings aren't deemed worthy enough?

[MKH]

After booking a nice furnish apartment in JLT (oak Liwa heights), i arrived Karama at 9:00. i was the first one. no enterence fees, ordered a drink and started playing with my mobile. Already decided to pick a girl name "Princess" i met last time.(see the last report). she agreed to come at 11:00.

around 9:45pm. a nice girl arrived, i have seen her before as well. she straightly walked to my table as it was her permenant place. we started chatting. Filli girl, name Monica, aged 28, Height 5 feet 6 or 7 inch, average look. we chatted for like half an hour. she was really friendly and making jokes on the girl whoever entered.

at 10:30pm, i changed my mind, decided to go with her and we agreed for 700 Dhiram for full night. she confirmed that she can provide BBJ without condom.

we reached home. there is a lift from basement parking to residential floor , so no walk of shame. reached to room. it was 1 bed room + hall furnish apartment. she loved it. after 15 minutes of chat, we hit the bed. her BBJ skills were really poor. started the main game but didnt enjoy (no kissing, no ass fingering). after 15 minutes she started acting as she is too tired. so i finished my load after a small handjob.

wanted to go for the second round after sometime but she was in a mood to go back in three hours and expecting me to pay her 500. the service was so bad that finally i decided to kick her out before round 2. Finding a cab after 12:30 in JLT is little difficult so decided to drop her back and take "princess" again. Called her on the way, she was angry that she was calling my number but i was out of reach. when i told her that i am coming to pick her up, she demanded 700 dhirams upfront.

After the experience with Monica, i was not in a mood to take chance so i refused. Dropped Monica back at karama, she asked for payment on the way, i gave her 200 dhirams. she brought tears in her eyes that this is not fair (700 for full night, how much does she expect me to pay for 2 hours apart from pick and drop from karama to JLT and 1 shot). Anyways, I paid her extra 200 dhirams and she left the car with a smile. I went back to my hotel.

so 450 dhirams room + 400 for 1 fuck with 2 long drives. the ultimate return was 1 lazy, below average fuck with filli girl.

[Horatio Kane]

Given that Dubai is now like a ghost town, it has made picking up tourists all that much more easier, and the beautiful thing about Dubai is that a lot of western girls travel to Dubai as a couple for a few days of pampering and R&R.

A few nights ago whilst out on the prowl, my wingman and I spotted a couple of tourists in Bar Zar (given away by the 'holiday clothes' and the red tan), and hooked them with next to no effort whatsoever. After all, they're on holiday and therefore why wouldn't they want some casual no-strings fun? Tall and short of it is, enjoyable evening chatting and drinking followed by departure back to my place for the evening. Also managed to squeeze in a cheeky afternooner at her hotel the following day which was a real pleasure - I was passing by her hotel in the car, dropped her a message and met her at her room just as she was getting back from the pool. A quick session whilst her mate waited by the pool. Good, clean (but dirty) fun.

OF course, the best thing of all is that after she leaves, there is zero chance of ever bumping into her. Winner. Dubai still remains the land of plenty.

On a slightly different note, I did a drive-by of the Rattler last night at kicking out time - I wasn't shopping, but a business colleague of mine in town for a few days was, so I did the dutiful thing after a night on the beers of assisting him in obtaining drive-thru poon.

We got to the Rattler at maybe 3:15am and all I will say is HOLY FUCK. It was an absolute free-for-all with literally hundreds of cars, people, taxis etc congregated underneath the metro and there was SO MUCH PUSSY it wasn't funny. We decamped from the cab (driver was awesome and laughing his ass off) and proceeded on foot through the melee. Completely by chance I spotted an old 'friend' (stunner from one of the 'stans not sure which one but obviously NOT pakistan) and immediately grabbed her and threw her at my colleague. She wanted AED1500 (yeah right), so I immediately countered with AED500 (it was gone 3am), finally agreeing on AED700 for LT. I threw them into the taxi we had waiting, threw myself into a free taxi and was off into the night.

How and why LE tolerate this I have no idea. I genuinely have never seen anything like this anywhere in the world, and given the prominence of the location and the fact that the hotel is often frequented by families, I would suggest that there is a limited window of opportunity to join the feast before it is moved on.

And in case you're wondering, the match report from my colleague was that she fvcked like a champ (her body is made for banging), he banged her senseless last night and all morning and he kicked her out around midday today just before he left for airport.

Happy fucking guys!

[Dubai Sleuth]

Dubai Sleuth - nice report - good writing style, and you obviously spent some time on it (unlike me in this report). It has finally given you Senior Membership, after being a member of this forum for many years!

Piper, thanks for the compliment and well spotted on the membership. Just proves that if you hang around long enough the ultimate ISG honour is bestowed. Tortoise and hare comes to mind.

Have to say that, with business like it is, it's probably my biggest achievement of the year so far. Just wish I could put it on my business cards.

[MaximusBibicus]

Gents, since Ramadan is approaching, what are the chances of WGs around ?

I will be staying for 2 days in Dubai exactly 3 days before Ramadan, so hopefully it won't become dry.

Thanks

[Mjolnir 213]

MjolinirWB213 - seems your reports are being moderated, appearing hours after you post them. You been naughty?[/QUOTE]I swear I have'nt!

Have sent 3 or four messages to admin about it, and go no response.

No explanation given either and its slightly annoying.

[Piper1]

At which point is this particular honour [Senior Membership] bestowed?

25 reports/6 months membership. And what do you mean by 'honour'? I've been trying to get a 'dishonourable discharge' for ages.

Dubai Sleuth has been a member for years, has a lot of inside knowledge, but he only posts occasionally. He finally hit 25 posts. I met him at a sex-party I arranged a few years ago - cool guy.
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Just got home 4:00am after a long night out - will read your post about the Emirates hosties again in the morning. But of course you are right - being young helps! I used to do okay with the hosties when I first came to Dubai - e.g., at Carters, Scarletts, etc. But that was eight years ago when I was still young. Now where's my walking stick?