Dubai Reports

[Piper1]

El Suave - stop the flaming and you'll have more fun here (and flattery will get you nowhere!)
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Had a great night in AD tonight - thanks a naughty photogenic redhead. Will post pics in a few days.

[El Suave]

El Suave doesn't worry me.... As I've said before, he's just a naughty boy who wants a good spanking, or maybe a hug. The spanking can be arranged for a small fee

Gents like Piper1 are the stuff of mongering legends. If the mongering populace possessed Piper’s penile prowess, intellect, cool head and acquiescence, the powers that be would be thinkin’ global hobby legalization.

Umm… can I choose both menu items? Thpankin’ and huggin’? It’s not like I’m destitute, name your price Piper1 Iceman. And in the words of another legend, good ole Clint Dirty Harry Eastwood, “Go Ahead, Make Me Gay!”

[Boofer]

the title says it all.

Then again, i should never check this forum on a pda.

thanks piper

[El Suave]

The Porkable and Should Be Goners

As an addendum to the Jules post, attached is a sample of a porkable hag. And to placate the hypersensitive and gasket blowers, she’s squinting as to camouflage a full facial.

Should Be Goners

Shame, shame, shame, say they. Shame El Suave, the daftness you committed shocks, shocks. Why full facials in a tuff environment? Shame El Suave.

Yet El Suave isn’t committing an act of randomness, behind these so called daft, shameful acts and exposures lies a mongering crusade, a form of deliberate “stale pussy cleansing campaign.”

El Suave doesn’t appreciate going back to Dubai year after year and encountering the same pros he porked on prior trips. New blood is essential to the monger, it’s what revives his stamina, gives rise to his penis and illuminates his soul. The monger must be cruel to be kind to the hobby as a whole.

In essence El Suave is messaging the already porked, the message is if I done you, I don’t mind you NOT returning to Dodge in the ensuing cycle. In fact you should leave Dodge, lighten the visa’s quota constraints and give your neighbor a shot at fuckey suckey wockey in the Emirates.

Breakin’ Da Mold

The exposure of the stale will be imperative to insure vivacious mongering. Dubai will no longer be facial special, it will have to fall in line with the globe’s mongering boards, fully exposed for the mongers to feast and revive. Nay sayers may have to turn blue in the face and discover the choice is no longer theirs. The Gene is outa the bottle and must head back home.

[Piper1]

Gentlemen,

where is Amnesia and rattlesnake?

thanks

Boofer - don't make me say RT... I'm way to polite. Check back one page. Already answered.

[Piper1]

Rattlesnake at 11pm last night. Quiet but lots of WG's. Mostly African and Chinese but 2 or 3 CIS blondes all in the 5-7 range. ...

Yep, it can be hit and miss. When we met up there a couple of weeks ago, I think we lasted 5 minutes before heading for Regal. Terrible. But some nights it's great.

Band was unusually boring playing ballads from the 80's mainly because the clientele had an average age profile of 55+ including one guy with a zimmer frame ...

A few nights back when I picked up Blonde Fisty St Pete gal, I was intending on rushing her home, but the band suddenly went into a kick-ass gut-wrenching Joe Cocker version of "I get by with a little help from my friends". The singer sounded more like Joe Cocker than even Joe Cocker could, if you know what I mean. Had to stay for the end of the song. But you're right - some nights it looks, sounds and feels like a retirement home.

Other business - for once I cannot agree with you Piper. Full marks to Jackson for stamping on El Suave, I for one remember the drivel and abuse he handed out last year and have no wish to read more.

El Suave doesn't worry me - I wasn't reading or posting on ISG around the time he stirred up a flame-war. From the few exchanges I've read, he knows how to rattle cages. As I've said before, he's just a naughty boy who wants a good spanking, or maybe a hug. The spanking can be arranged for a small fee.

Kap - before heading to Saudi - come and help me out in AD please. Long and tricky days doing my performing act here, then I get back to the hotel knackered, prep for the next day, then that over-active WR wants me to perform too. The pressure! The pressure! Help!

[El Suave]

Jules Revisited

For Deira based hotels and punters, Le Meridien’s Jules still offers a sensible option, especially should players choose not to commute across the bridge on a mongering night.

It’s no big secret that within the circle of Dubai’s hobby aces Jules is branded as a bar worked by over the hill, old hags. However, and as discovered lately, this needn’t be so.

What’s Special About Tuesday Night Anyways

Now the following may or may not be indicative of a pattern, but reporting what was observed couldn’t hurt since one never pays a cover charge going into Jules. It happened by coincidence that some fellow mongers and I visited this bar on two consecutive Tuesday nights, and on both occasions, what do you know, a bunch of young, attractive and talented babes were applying the trade there.

Are young babes wired amongst themselves to do Jules every Tuesday I asked the sweet thing below, she answered yes. Is she lying? Dunno. But to test the Tuesday theory, we took a look-see again on a Wednesday night, and poof, gone, no young talent.

Chou like Mejicano, Do Chou?

What gives Jules that extra push, at least for moi, is that it serves excellent Mexican munchies. With all that sultry Jalapeno quoting your lips and tongue, you’ll be sure to set your pros’ muff on fire via that fine cunninlingus you aim to perform that night.

Add to the Jalapeno and yummy munchies NO cover charge, reasonably priced drinks, even some porkable hags, and you’re presented with a bar-restaurant combo that may yet cook. Nor will the young babes break that piggy bank, @ 600 – 650 AED a piece for all nighters, none of us were complaining.

Ya, I hear ya, the band does suck, but which band in Dubai doesn’t (Sea View dudes bolted). At least this Jules band doesn’t play ear drum-piercing, deafening music. Our party carried comfortable conversations, comfortable negotiations, wolfed jalapenos, slurped Tequila worms and rammed young fiery pussy.

Los Babes

With the sure stipulation that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, them two Jules moonlighters were damn cute and came @ a huge discount compared to where I come from. They sliced, diced, performed with all the trimmings and never complained. Maybe some of you done them too.

El Suave - three strikes?

Gee Piper, Admin is damn serious, I believe I’ll go on a “strikes” diet dude. A diet laced with ample subtlety from now on. Seems last year’s Leeway’s pointin’ Highway.

[Boofer]

Gentlemen,

where is Amnesia and rattlesnake?

thanks

[My Kapitan]

Rattlesnake at 11pm last night. Quiet but lots of WG's. Mostly African and Chinese but 2 or 3 CIS blondes all in the 5-7 range. I was with O so did not negotiate.

Band was unusually boring playing ballads from the 80's mainly because the clientele had an average age profile of 55+ including one guy with a zimmer frame - not my kind of place but if you like African or chinese and have no musical taste its for you. Beer expensive at 22dhms for a bottle of becks and no free drinks for the girls.

one point of note was security turning away unaccompanied girls without visa copies, many girls outside upset and angry - potential there for a cheap pickup?

Other business - for once I cannot agree with you Piper. Full marks to Jackson for stamping on El Suave, I for one remember the drivel and abuse he handed out last year and have no wish to read more. Well done Mr J excellent proactive moderation - one of the reasons this site is so good.

Out of country in Kingdom for the next few days.

Keep your ends up...

[Piper1]

1 down, 2 to go

Will somebody please report this guy's next personal attack to me via the "Report this post to a moderator" link, and be sure to note that it will be his 2nd violation.

Thanks,

Jackson

Geez Jackson, at least give us a chance to read them first.

El Suave - three strikes?

[El Suave]

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1 down, 2 to go

Will somebody please report this guy's next personal attack to me via the "Report this post to a moderator" link, and be sure to note that it will be his 2nd violation.

Thanks,

Jackson

[El Suave]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[El Suave]

El Suave - Welcome back. Great but slightly cynical report on an under-reported venue.

I remember you have a thing for Arabic girls, so why did you go for Russkies when there are so many Arabic/Turkish gals in Amnesia? I like the type of gals in Amnesia, I just don't like the 100DH cover charge.

My tip: have a fun night playing pool in the Irish Bar next door, or a laugh in the Indian club behind, then walk to Amnesia entrance about closing time and take a Middle-Eastern sweetie as she leaves the club.

Sure Piper, I like your program. But on that particular Amnesia night, the Arab pickings were slim and non distinct, the one promising Lebanese operative looked 30esh and was constantly negotiating and eating that Arabic shit.

Besides, something about Arab hookers operating in the Emirates turns me off, they believe they’re the heavens’ gift to mongers. Especially western mongers that is, for they know they’re in demand, and when engaged, they ask for big paydays based on average looks and poor menus.

I’ve been traveling the Mid East throughout my professional life, last month I was in Damascus and had a plethora of beautiful Syrian white and slightly dark pro goddesses for no more than $150 for nights full of passion. No attitude, no presumptions and hardly any cellulite. They’re all over the place, like at Le Meridien and Four Seasons Damascus, for example.

On the way out through Beirut, had some of that too. A Christian Lebanese stunner @ the Casino du Liban, $250 for that overnight stay & screw. Nothing beats Black Jack, Black Label, foreign pussy then that big bird home. Of course if one speaks Laundry Head it does help negotiations and chemistry.

Them Emirates Arab pros won’t impress if one runs in circles around the Arab “pussiness” world.

Of course when it comes to “pussiness” expertise, Piper1 remains the undisputed dean expat and champion of the world. I’ll never forget your FR whereby you described your “double penetration” séance with that hot nympho who wanted to be tapped from both ends.

[Piper1]

Umm, Piper1? You humane very, yaa? You me give number because tragedy, non? Me hear Piper evaluate case by case volcano victims, da? If Piper1 no me give number, at least Piper1 come my hotel console with hand job? Piper ist number 1. Danke Piper1.

El Suave - yes, I have evaluated your tragic case. The prognosis is not looking too good. Your hand job must be self-adminstered yet again, but go easy until the bruises and blisters are healed.

Dr. Piper.

[Wicked Roger]

But come on man! While measuring the longitude of an Armenian floozy’s pussy with my Palm Pilot’s utility, her volcanic, raging muff gulped the PDA and belched blistering goo on my left foot. With such loss and a debilitating podiatric wound, ventures outa my hotel have been rendered temporarily not possible.

Umm, Piper1? You humane very, yaa? You me give number because tragedy, non? Me hear Piper evaluate case by case volcano victims, da? If Piper1 no me give number, at least Piper1 come my hotel console with hand job? Piper ist number 1. Danke Piper1.

Can someone explain the meaning of this FR - well not an FR for me more of a load of gobbledigook. Perhaps I am tired after a night with the PRC cutie in Abu Dhabi and my brain is not functioning but what on earth does this mean?

What have Palm Pilots got to with blistering goo and volcanoes.

As for Piper being humane, he is, and if he does gives HJ to other mongers, best I stay a discrete distance from him next time we are in an orgy together Who cares if we are number 1, 2 or whatever, you are judged on the FRs, the contributions and not the crap.

WR