Dubai Reports

[Barcrawler]

Certainly carring your own is highly recommended. Even if the girl has some they will probably be cheap, nasty and uncomfortable!

However married guys need to be very careful! If found your missus is likely to infer intent in the same way as the LE.

[Fifty Fifty]

And I've yet to meet a PRC in DXB who doesn't have a little secret compartment in her bra for condoms or doesn;t carry any.

It would appear that you just did??

Seriously guys, dont expect the girls to carry the condoms any more, it causes lots of problems if they happen to be searched by LE.

The ''Secret Compartment in Bra/knickers'' and the ''Pinned up the trouser leg'' tricks have all been discovered, so more and more girls are not carrying them now.

With reference to Boy Scouts, I was taught that it is the guys responsibility to supply the condoms, Dib Dib.

Cheers, FF

[Steamer33]

Entered Rattlesnake to find it jam packed with what I like to call the third tier of "the United Nations of ******".

Just a word of advice as you are new. Read the forum posting guidelines on the home page and you'll find that the word asterisked out is banned. Which begs another question, why was this posting recommended for a RoD when it broke guidelines?

Be careful out there.

Steamer33

[Zing Uk]

Ok so what did you expect when you called her???
Presumably not a shag, as you had no Condoms.!!!

Advice:

Option 1 - Exit jockeys, turn left and walk 200m to Choitrams Store - There you can buy Condoms as well as groceries.

Option 2 - Exit Jockeys, cross road and walk up side street to pharmacy - There you can buy Condoms as well as Cialis, Viagra and Cold Remedies to name a few.

So guys, get the Condoms and go looking for CoCo, remember to leave her with a few spare, just in case her friend calls her again!!!

Cheers, F/Fifty

PS: I started carrying them in my wallet when going out hunting, ever since my Old Man gave me a packet of three when I was 15 yrs old !!

Such a wit and so cutting! When meeting aldy who works in Panorama my expectation (surprisingly enough) is for a shag. And I've yet to meet a PRC in DXB who doesn't have a little secret compartment in her bra for condoms or doesn;t carry any.

Strangely enough, I'm also well aquainted with places to buy condoms in DXB although was quite happy with the service provided so didn't see any need to interrupt a nice relaxing time.

Thanks for your advice though and bully for you for carrying condoms, I'm sure you have anice boy scout badge stitched to your (no doubt) well starched shirt.

Keep it Cocked (and not 50/50 girls laugh)
Zing

[Raj Funloving]

Hiya!

Well just two cents of mine on Piper 1.

To me, though I have never met the legendary Piper1, as aptly put by my friend Marad, he is the Icon for mongers like me. His sporadic and highly informative reports made me come, join and be part of this great forum. He is always been Icon for me for this essential activity called mongering. I wish I should have joined ISG earlier on so that I could more delicious reports from the Icon.

As Marad has mentioned that the Iccon would have concentrated his energies into playing marathon innings of mongering, I just wanna add one thing to it; Whatever you do, you will be my Icon forever;

I wish you all the best whatever you do but do not leave us in middle of road. I wish you have great time ahead in future and keep share your sheer joyful moments with fellow mongers and ISG community at large. I wouldn't say I miss you as you are always with us through your funfilled and lively reports.

Cheers & be safe

Raj

[Fifty Fifty]

IThe main reason we didn't actually fuck is she didn't have any condoms but she promised next time if I brought some she would do the deed.


All-in-all not what I expected when calling her but still a nice time had and I will repeat. Zing

Ok so what did you expect when you called her???
Presumably not a shag, as you had no Condoms.!!!

Advice:

Option 1 - Exit jockeys, turn left and walk 200m to Choitrams Store - There you can buy Condoms as well as groceries.

Option 2 - Exit Jockeys, cross road and walk up side street to pharmacy - There you can buy Condoms as well as Cialis, Viagra and Cold Remedies to name a few.

So guys, get the Condoms and go looking for CoCo, remember to leave her with a few spare, just in case her friend calls her again!!!

Cheers, F/Fifty

PS: I started carrying them in my wallet when going out hunting, ever since my Old Man gave me a packet of three when I was 15 yrs old !!

[My Kapitan]

Off to Fujairah tomorrow for a business trip. I've heard that there is some action there so will report back on any finds.

Keep it Cocked,
Zing

Late reply but the very tall hotel in the centre of town has a club in the basement. Mainly doglike Fillipinas, not recommended. Fez club next to the Hilton has a flip band but no action when I was last there. Too long to recall here but I have a good story from Fujairah involving this club, a sellotape taxi and the promise of future action in Fujairah. I will be back in Dxb for a few days from April 11th. Intend to visit old haunts. So pm me if you fancy a beer and I'll tell the story!

MK

[Community Monkey]

Hey guys,

Just wanted to chip in with my first report since coming back to Dubai. Went out Thursday night with no intentions of mongering whatsoever. Me and a couple of friends started with s imple drinking session which in turn ended up with us dragging one of our friends to Rattlesnake with the intention of getting him laid (and since it was the only place serving alcohol after 2:00 am). Entered Rattlesnake to find it jam packed with what I like to call the third tier of "the United Nations of *****s". Not the most flattering nickname but one which seems to be the most accurate description according to me. PRCs all over the place, lined up from the entrance till the band, with row right behind of Africans and Russians and Eastern Europeans. Couple of birds did in fact catch my eye but I was really really in no mood to haggle. However despite our best efforts, our friend simply refused to hook with any of ladies. By this point the place was closing down and the scene moved outside. The "usual" haggling that I've read about continued with the ladies desperately trying to latch on to some drunk fella. It actually reminded me of a Sunday market in Mauritius. Don't ask me why. Our friend however springed a massive surprise on us by informing us that he would be taking right then to a Chinese massage place that he knew of. Now all this is, is happening at around 3/ 3:30 am. Off we go, into a cab and arrive close to the Dnata building in Deira. The massage place seems to be operated inside an apartment building. A quick call by friend to his contact (no clue if it was the "handler/manager" or someone else who was contacting said person on his behalf.) and we're in the elevator headed to apartment 2#5. After some gentle tapping to avoid waking the neighbours, we made our way in.

The apartment is a 2 bedroom which has been completely modified for the business. The living/ dinning room has been divided into 2 section with a cupboard. The bedrooms have been split into 2 and even the kitchen and it's floor we not spared! In the waiting room, the 2 couches were filled with 4 chaps waiting their turn while 2 others were catching up on their "beauty sleep" after a night of apparent drinking. The handler, a small Chinese man with an even smaller knowledge of english kept trying to wake them up but no luck. All rooms and ladies seemed to be busy at that point. We were kept "entertained" with the "delightful" grunts and moans of however was get down with business behind the cupboard. Suddenly it appeared as if all customers had finished at the same time, as one after the other came out. The ladies started showing by this point in time. Absolutely no stunners, although there was one with an absolutely tight body and a very tall lady with what appeared to be a very well naturally endowed bosom. The tattoo on it seemed to be lost somewhere in it's vastness.

Each one of us got very quickly showed with someone or the other and even at this since I was still in no point, I took the most decent looking one just to "check out the facilities". The damage a 100 AED for literally a romp in the bed. Of course she wanted the cash upfront but I was having none of that. Off came my clothes onto the bed face down. She started with the most unenrgetic ever which into a decent at most massage time to do the front and without asking for any of it, her hand finds my crotch and she starts administering a very gentle and soothing HJ. I just lied back and tried to relax. After 5 minutes of the strokes of her very soft hands, I decided what the hey might as well. Asked her for a BJ first and then some good old fashioned boom boom. Out comes the condom and off comes her underwear. A decent rack and a trimmed box on a slender frame. A sloppy BJ followed (she was able to handle my girth which says a lot about her skill, although she did point to her jaw a few times after the deed was done) till I felt I was ready and boom I point for her to lie down on the bed. At this point I got a bit curious and figured what the hell might as well as ask her if the takes it up the shitter. Although communicating it was a bit tricky (she probably only knows Hi and thank you) it appears she was up for it. Flip her over onto all fours, lube gets applied and bang the action starts. The girl must have done this at least once previous to my arrival, as I noticed 2 things. 1 I was able to fit into her and start pounding away quicker than in the past and 2 there was virtually no shit stains whatsoever. After a few minutes of gentle "stroking", I kicked up the tempo and really start going at it with all I could. She was receptive and did in fact "bounce back". As I was about to finish, I tapped her, communicated that I wanted to finish on her face, out pops his royal highness, off comes the condom and straight onto her face. Tissues get passed around, I clean up, she cleans herself and me up. Cash comes out and we both part ways. Overall a rather decent performance.

Place: filthy as hell and really makes you uncomfortable 2/10

Lady: Face 4/10

Body 7/10

Service: 6/10

Would I recommend it? It's more convenience than anything. The place is a knock shop. Expecting a GFE or anything else while going here is absolutely foolish. You feel like shagging something at 4 in the morning and there's no where else or no one else to find, this appears to be the perfect "outlet"

Hope to be back with more posts.

As always

The community monkey

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[Zing Uk]

Clearly the girls are around but I don't think it's that lucrative for them. One of our PRC WG friends stays with a guy there on and off but finds it boring and little opportunity. Sorry, daren't ask the GF about where to go for action!

I stayed in the Siji hotel on a tip from a mate and there is some action there. The girls are not great but some are ok. I also spoke to a couple of guys there and there seems to be a lot more STD's going around in Fujairah than in Dubai from what I understood so a venue to be wary. There is another bar just across the road (can't remember the name) but the girls were a bit rough, more TGIT than Metro. Prices are good though at around 300 LT. One thing that did surprise me was a very sexy show in the Siji nightclub, lovely leggy russian girls flashing a lot on stage, made me quite horny :-)

I don't think I'd like to stay in Fujairah but definitely a nice place for a weekend trip with GF either WG or straight.

Keep it Cocked,
Zing

[Crime Of Passion]

Off to Fujairah tomorrow for a business trip. I've heard that there is some action there so will report back on any finds.

Keep it Cocked,
Zing

Was in Fujairah a couple of days ago. Only a day visit and with GF so no action. However stopped at LuLu centre and was shopping (GF was in toilet) and already had encounter with 4 PRC's together. They wanted to make contact but I was expecting GF back so thought better of it. Saw 2 guys shopping with their PRC GF's, numerous Arabs with Filipinas. Then there were 2 single PRc's shopping seperately. As I left I saw one of the girls go into a hotel nearby, maybe to a guy? Later on the beach saw some more PRC's playing with one older western guy.

Clearly the girls are around but I don't think it's that lucrative for them. One of our PRC WG friends stays with a guy there on and off but finds it boring and little opportunity. Sorry, daren't ask the GF about where to go for action!

[Warbucks]

I will have a 4 hour stopover at the airport.

Is there a opportunity for sexy action (massage, room, hotel) nearby?

Thanks

Dubai is not Thailand. You have to get out and hit the clubs man simple as that. No pick ups at the airport or close by. What you can do is get to a massage parlor or have someone on the board set you up with a girl they know.

[Run Marathon]

I will have a 4 hour stopover at the airport.

Is there a opportunity for sexy action (massage, room, hotel) nearby?

Thanks

[Zing Uk]

I was in Jockey's a couple of weeks ago having a few beers and watching the football. Just as I was on the way out the door in pop what seemed an interesting little PRC called Coco (beer goggle having appropriate effect of course). I got her number for another time as I didn't have the time there and then, I also didn't have the time to talk to her other than get her name and number.

Fast forward one week and I'm in Jockey's again around 4pm but no sign of her so decided to send a text message to see if she was around. Back came the reply "In my room, would you like magic oil massage?" Sounded ok to me so quick call later and we made plans to meet in about 15 minutes.

On sight confirmation of beer goggle effect but still not too bad, definitely a spinner which I like so off we went to some PRC flat somewhere near Four Seasons hotel, bit of a dive but any port in a storm. This is where it got a bit strange, turns out she was serious about the massage but not that keen on shagging. She was quite friendly though and after a bit of fooling around and some negotiation I settled for a massage and bbbj with nice CIM. Apparently she had been giving massage in China for 5 years and her mate had conned her as to what the Dubai scene is all about....yeh yeh, I've heard it before but she did seem genuine. She gave one seriously good body massage though using her hands, feet, elbows, knees and nice pu$$y massage across my back for a good lon while. All the time she would keep going back for a bit of bbbj. Not a top notch bj but very pleasant. After about 30 minutes I finally had a lovely CIM.

The nice part was after blowing my load she didn't rush at all and started a nice massage again with some nice playing with little Zing who quickly came back to attention. She does have lovely hands this girl and a very nice smile.
The main reason we didn't actually fuck is she didn't have any condoms but she promised next time if I brought some she would do the deed.

All-in-all not what I expected when calling her but still a nice time had and I will repeat. Not sure if any of you have tried her, not the usual DXX hoooker by any means but a nice change of experience.

Keep it Cocked
Zing

[Tercar 66]

Hi Piper,

Take your rest I know you will be back. I have just come back from 5 day trip in Jakarta and Bali. I too am taking rest as my balls are totally saturated from the action. I am aslo planning my next trip to South Africa or Kazakhstan in August this year.

Cheers!!!

It's been fun, but it's time to go.

Thanks to my ISG pals - WR (a true gent despite his Wicked reputation - the girls love him - I don't know why. ).
And to 11Bravo, a pioneer on this site, and Sporadic - one of the smartest guys on this thread, after me .
My good friends in Bangkok - thanks - you know who you are. And of course, my Dubai pals.

Be good, have fun.

[Richa Poura]

Ya but thats not a good sign. It will be a place to avoid then. Any other way to identify?

Has anyone tried happyhourdubai.com? Any review for the same?

I've used Mina's services a few times. Good service, a good variety of girls and I've never been disappointed. She says Korean but I suspect PRC, wtf I'm happy. Depends whether you like crawling the bars - not my scene so home delivery suits me.

Not cheap, she starts off at 1500 but I've got her down to 1000 and on occasions 800.

R P