Dubai Reports

[11Bravo]

Best Clubs...

The hottest club I've been to lately is the patio at Rattlesnake. 11:30 at night, it's smokin...

[My Kapitan]

A quick RoTFF reveals "50% of your age and 50% of your weight".

Originally quoted as 30/50, but either MK's standards must have dropped...

Cheers

LoL - my mate is a 20stone 62yo so he has no problems with the 30/50 rule but in my case, being a slim healthy youngster means it's an issue - occasionally!
Now off to Jockeys for the draw - no chance of 50/50 there - 75/85 maybe....

Mark68 - Pleeeeeese RTFF - you found the site read it, you have 2 days. Duh.

[Jimmy K II]

Hi Mark!

and welcome "to the club".

The first and certainly most important note ist to RTFF (READ THE F.. FORUM)
I can recommend you to take a look into the "reports of distinction" threads where you find all the information you're looking for.

Second, do you know that you are travelling to an ARAB and MUSLIM country?
Such things like the german FKK Clubs are strictly forbidden in the UAE.
Dubai's authorities don't even like the evolution of working girls in Dubai, so they closed already the street action and take very close looks to the disco scene.

So please do everybody of us a favour and read the reports of distinction and don't behave like a fool in the UAE/Dubai.
Respect the rules!

[RocketMark]

Hi Guys, me again!

Ok, the most answers I found in old Reports ! The Only think I want to know, ist the thing with the FKK-Club ! Are there some ? And how are the prices ??

Thanks

Mark

[RocketMark]

Hi Guys!

Next Wednesday I will go for 6 days to Dubai ! Can somebody tell me the best Clubs in town, and wich kind of ladies (Russian, African, etc ) I will find there? Is it in Dubai the same as in Thailand, that you give the girls the money after "Work"? ;-)

Sorry für my bad english and perhaps stupid or often asked questions? Is there also a Club , where you can spend the hole afternoon, with diffenent girls? (like a FKK-Club in Germany?) And how are the prices?

Hope someone can tell me, or tell me, where i can find answers!

I promise, that I will give reports with photos, if I am succsessful.

Greetings,

Mark!

[11Bravo]

Soon after arriving back at the hotel, while barely into my standard seduction routine, ...

I thought you did the seduction back at the club (ie: "How much?").

Have to agree with Piper... this is PAY for PLAY, so what seduction? If you are unsure of the ultimate outcome, then you have picked the WRONG girl. Ever see "Risky Business"?

...I reacted well and started dressing telling her that I was going to take her back to the club and claim a refund…yeah!?

ROTFL. At least don't be like several punters who actually have gone to the police to report the rip-off.

Once you have handed over the money, it is GONE, never to be seen again.

And newbies, don't believe the line "I'll have the change when you return." She won't. It's like the bus: exact fare only.

Seems you paid at the bar, thats one mistake...

Agree with Eric. ANY deal that has you paying a 3rd party money in advance, in the bar, should be a non-starter. I don't care how beautiful she is to you, or how long you have been dry. Just like the 3 card monte sidewalk games, it's a sucker's bet. Walk away, and look elsewhere. Given there are so many games in town, go look for an honest one.

Paying money in the bar, in advance, you've given up all advantage, and marked yourself (as you found out) as one that is easily pumped for more money. After all, the pump has been primed. As you found out, once you've paid that introductory fee, all too often, additional fees will be required. At least, back in the hotel, paying in advance, she is there, and the money is going to her (what she HAS to do with it afterwards is another story). If her own boss doesn't trust her, then why should you?!?!

I have been offered this set-up, just laugh, and walk away. Like I said, a sucker's play; the odds are NOT in your favor.

Just look at it this way: lesson learned, and at least you had a good time.

Examples (from elsewhere)

Note to Eric T: these are the a-listers you do NOT pull

Okay, I'm dying of curiosity: what's the 50/50 rule?

Doesn't anyone read the forum? 2 pages back is not far.

Or, you don't even have to read - the search engine works wonders. While composing search terms CAN be an art, in this case, simple common sense works wonders. And (thank you Jackson), if you click on the message's link in the search results, your search terms are highlighted in red on the page.

[Barry D]

Okay, I'm dying of curiosity: what's the 50/50 rule? Sounds important.

A quick RoTFF reveals "50% of your age and 50% of your weight".

Originally quoted as 30/50, but either MK's standards must have dropped...

Cheers

[One Eyed Man]

They can still be found for less than 500.

Lots of PRCs and Africans few Russians. Men to Women ratio probably in the 3/1 order. My mongering pal made an LBFM (little brown fucking machine) that didnt quite meet the 50/50 rule for 350 all night plus taxi.

By contrast Thursday was shite, too busy and a poor/agressive atmosphere. Regal was equally as bad. Weekends huh. YMMV.

Okay, I'm dying of curiosity: what's the 50/50 rule? Sounds important.

[HoneySucker]

Yeah, yeah [Sheepishly] sometimes, someone comes along who you really click with.

Hey, who moved me to the hotel section? 1k + 1k = outrageous amount.

HS

[11Bravo]

If anything is a more accurate indicator of the effects of the LE crackdown than an afternoon's TGIT, I don't know it. Had not been to TGIT for a LONG time, pre-crackdown. Due to having a business meeting in the area, stopped in today for a drink, 3:00 - 3:40. It was the definition of "sparse". PLENTY of room at the bar. In fact, the short side, opposite the alcove, empty. Alcove was mostly empty; I had to look at my watch to make sure it was not after closing.

Some punters, a few africans, couple CIS, majority PRC's. One nice rack on display, one cute face. Unfortunately, they were not the same girl. No desire to make do with her place, and while the drive to mine would be no problem, the drive back... I would not blame a taxi driver for refusing. It's just not worth it with the way traffic is today. Those afternoon pulls are just a memory.

The back was also sparse, few tables occupied. Must have been some sailors in town: a crowd of 5, 6 girls all in the back surrounding a back table. A friend of Miss Rack's alerted her to the potential; she followed to try her luck. Did get the number of Miss Face for a rainy day, but we all know dxb: very few rainy days. But she reminded me of a girl I used to know.

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My business was actually interesting. On the last Miss T's LE detention, I had hit the bank for some cash to pass to her if I had the chance, or if she needed some cash outlay support. Had hoped to meet her at the airport, so had converted dirhams to dollars there while waiting, figuring she'd get a better rate with dollars back home. Unfortunately, she was brought in a back way, so no chance to see her before departure.

But still, the money was earmarked for her, and I did want to get it to her. Calling her in China, she suggested I contact her cousin who knew her account at the China bank. What's the term for these places? You know, you give money to a guy, he makes a note, takes a cut, makes a phone call (or sends an e-mail) and his cousin back in the home country makes the funds available to the person. The ones they want to stamp out as there is no control.

Actually, she had had 2 of these bank accounts, 2 different banks, one on each side of the creek. Smart girl, believed in the old cliche of not putting all your eggs in 1 basket (from what I saw today, they would also "hold" money). Anyway, on 2 different Fridays, she had asked me to take her to the bank (in my naivety, I'm saying, "But the banks are not open of Fridays..."). So I knew their vicinity. Contacting Little Sister, who I'd never met (but she knew me from my picture), we agreed to meet at the Bur Dubai bank. Little Sister cute and sweet. Certainly not a Cyclone office worker, but could hold her own in the old York, Seaview, Rattlesnake, etc. But off-limits for me (Miss T's ONLY request).

First, an internet phone call to Miss T. I was impressed; there was the usual delay of VOIP, but the sound was crystal clear. She and sister got everything worked out; more than 5 minutes, less than 10. 3 dhs. Order of magnitude less than the phone company charges (it always amazes me how they crow about their world record profits! How can you not make record profits where you are a monopoly and set your own rates?!? Duh!!!)

Anyway, then to the cashier. Turns out, the bank prefers dirhams, not dollars. So dollars were converted to dirhams, then to RMB. Not that much hit on the exchange rates, and it would have been a walk to one of my bank's atm's. Receipt given (all in Chinese), and away we went. Very easy (especially if you have a PRC to handle everything for you). Little Sister actually took the dollars, giving the cited amount of dirhams to the cashier ("I like dollars"). Dollars were then handed over to the cashier, and a receipt given. Like I said, I assumed a deposit, not a transfer.

Another side of life, and a chance to view some back alleys. Would not have found the place on my own.

[Piper1]

From Hotel section (which somehow makes me almost believe the story) ...

... Soon after arriving back at the hotel, while barely into my standard seduction routine

Huh? I thought you did the seduction back at the club (ie: "How much?"). You also gave her the big climax back at the club (ie $$$).

Eventually, after renegotiation and several calls to her brutal demanding ‘manager’, I accepted an even more outrageous sum for her to stay until morning.

You mean several calls to her snickering friend back at the club. Are you sure there was actually someone on the other end of the line?

Anyway, I always seem to enjoy the challenge of the feisty ones

Me too - (feisty, fiesty or fisty). Obviously we're both suckers for wild honey, Honeysucker.

I felt my eyes misting up as I watched her nonchalantly walk into the elevator. I could barely raise a goodbye without croaking as the elevator doors closed. She was gone. Would I see her again?

Oh stop it! (sniff). Do they only sell Mills and Boons novels in Saudi?

Okay HS - just kidding around - fun report. I might look for her also. I love very long hair.

I remember taking a girl from Premiere with hair all the way down her back (unfortuntately, it didn't come from her head).

[My Kapitan]

They can still be found for less than 500.

Wednesday night at the Seaview was excellent. A gang of us started in Crown plaza Alfresco restaurant (great food) then moved to Zinc for the Laughter Factory. Poor entertainment. Comedians had not done their homework, jokes about the heatwave in the UK miss the mark in 40C+ Dubai. only decent act was the Canadian in the middle. Last act couldn't even react to the heckling!

Seaview was busy but not too busy. Great atmosphere. Band were stonking, must be the only band in Dubai where the members can swap roles so easily. Whole place was seriously rocking.

Lots of PRCs and Africans few Russians. Men to Women ratio probably in the 3/1 order. My mongering pal made an LBFM (little brown fucking machine) that didnt quite meet the 50/50 rule for 350 all night plus taxi.

By contrast Thursday was shite, too busy and a poor/agressive atmosphere. Regal was equally as bad. Weekends huh. YMMV.

[Slugger]

Christ I must learn to type!

[Wicked Roger]

Since you're paying - why not? I'll be right over.

Piper

I was about to ask the same thing - and by the way what are you doing reading the forum on a Thursday night when you should be playing pool!

See you in August - trust you have not forgotten.....

Am awake, a long way from the warmth of Dubai/Abu Dhabi and about to catch another plane, need some R & R but very unlikely where I am. Oh well I need to rest - best post my Day 2 de-stress with Miss N now

WR

[Piper1]

Would like to at last try a 4some. If any of you are interested, pls drop me a line.

Since you're paying - why not? I'll be right over.