Dubai Reports

[NespressoMarti]

Any recommendations for tonight or tomorrow chaps? Thinking of Premiere or Chameleon again for lack of inspiration.

[DarkKnight2016]

Like the club name indicates

I dropped you a message bud!

Thanks,

DK.

[DarkKnight2016]

Like the club name indicates, they try to go from regular to pickup joint. The reality it is a pick up joint. I have picked up girls from there and went to other location. I met a girl at their shisha / restaurant in the first floor and checked in together at the hotel, however I have not taken a girl from the club straight to a room. I'm not saying it's not an option, just I didn't do it. They make one elevator dedicated to the club after 8 pm and when you exit you go back to the lobby and use the other set of elevators by the reception desk.

I would only use this club if I'm in the area. There is a 150 cover with out a drink, hotel guests and table reservations are exempt. On average you would get about 30-50 girls depending on time and day of your visit.

Incidentally this hotel is managed by the same company that manges Moscow hotel.

Thanks for the info mate!

Right now my playground is limited to tecom / barsha area as I have meetings at 9 every day, or else for sure I would have gone Premiere. It's easy to get on the Shk Z road from there without much traffic all the way to AUH. I'm not sure if I should take it easy and just chill in the clubs in AUH, hoping to get lucky, or let my other head take control and come down to DXB. As you describe it, 30-50 girls seems very decent actually, plus Media Rotana is only a 4 minutes drive away.

Dubai dubai dubai, so many options man!

[Florida Sun]

Hmmm! I'm getting tempted with this Chameleon Club! Maaannn, I think I'm addicted to pussy! The price for the rooms there are quite decent actually!

Like the club name indicates, they try to go from regular to pickup joint. The reality it is a pick up joint. I have picked up girls from there and went to other location. I met a girl at their shisha / restaurant in the first floor and checked in together at the hotel, however I have not taken a girl from the club straight to a room. I'm not saying it's not an option, just I didn't do it. They make one elevator dedicated to the club after 8 pm and when you exit you go back to the lobby and use the other set of elevators by the reception desk.

I would only use this club if I'm in the area. There is a 150 cover with out a drink, hotel guests and table reservations are exempt. On average you would get about 30-50 girls depending on time and day of your visit.

Incidentally this hotel is managed by the same company that manges Moscow hotel.

[DarkKnight2016]

I was always wondering about this club and your review answers many questions. I'm sorry for all your disappointments, hopefully next time things go more smoothly for you. The sure thing in tecom is the chameleon club in byblos hotel, unfortunately they also don't get started till 12 midnight. I think any club that try to cover the segment that fits, dinner, club, hotel, fuc, sleep, fuc, and in time for morning meeting, can make a killing. I think jules in LeM got that successfully going for years.

Hmmm! I'm getting tempted with this Chameleon Club! Maaannn, I think I'm addicted to pussy! The price for the rooms there are quite decent actually!

[Florida Sun]

Made my way to rare club around 11:30 and got a table there. Club had just opened so it was pretty much empty. After a couple a drinks, around midnight, the club started filling up however it was mainly guys, Arabs only to be more specific. Around midnight some girls start coming in and they are really pretty ladies. Now comes the trouble, I initially did not realize that this was an Arabic place, with Arab music, arab lads and girls. English wasn't the preferred language and hence some difficulties in communication.

I was always wondering about this club and your review answers many questions. I'm sorry for all your disappointments, hopefully next time things go more smoothly for you. The sure thing in tecom is the chameleon club in byblos hotel, unfortunately they also don't get started till 12 midnight. I think any club that try to cover the segment that fits, dinner, club, hotel, fuc, sleep, fuc, and in time for morning meeting, can make a killing. I think jules in LeM got that successfully going for years.

[DarkKnight2016]

It's good to be back!

Even though I have been away from UAE for 7 months, I must admit I kept following you guys and the transition of quite a few senior to SA. Interesting! Anyways, I'll try to keep it short and sweet:

1. Mirchi.

I landed in Abu Dhabi on Friday night and I just could not wait to get back into action. As soon as I landed I made a booking at LM next to dubai airport and got the driver to get me there in 1 HR 15 minutes. Room was booked for 2 but the lovely receptionist didn't ask about the second guest. Fast forward to Mirchi Club, the boys there and the manager were really happy to see me, and so I was I to be honest. Mirchi was decently full, with loads of really pretty girls walking around. I bumped into one of the girls, tanned with a cute face but very average / saggiish body, I had been out with when I was in Dubai in December / January. She stuck to me like glue and to be honest I didn't have much energy to hunt or drink. After a couple of drinks and shots we headed back to to hotel. I could get to my room without going through reception, so that was really cool. The girl was total GFE and we had been kissing making out all the way to the hotel. Once in the room I ask her to join for a shower, which she declined as she had apparently already showered. This put me off big time, however I was just way to horny at this stage. Once her clothes cam off, maaannn it stank so bad I thought I was going to throw up. I manned up and went ahead with the deed, whilst at all times keep my face as far away as possible from her. Finished as fast as I could and we both passed out. Woke up around 8:30 in the morning, paid her 8 red ones, together with a 50 taxi, and off she went. Even though I am quite crazy about the ladies at Mirchi, this hygiene thing is starting to get to me and I don't think I will be able to keep going back there. For now, I think Mirchi is officially off the list.

2. BB Spa.

After breakfast and an amazing nap, I was once again was hungry for some action. The company was a star and was on his way to Dubai with my car. Once he got there I made my way to tecom area and starting looking for massage places there. Found a place called Golden Spa or something, the place was a bit shaddy, paid AED 180 and was assigned some Thai girl. Was kind of forced to put on the shorts and that just pissed me off big time. The attitude of the girl, as well as the massage, was quite shit. When we had last 5 minutes left she obviously offered the options and with a big smile on face I refused. She was like "you don't want extra? Is it your first time?" and shit like that. I simply didn't want to pay someone who could not be asked to even smile and went for a quick shower, got dressed and left. As I was still in need of some release, I went on the banana website and found this spa, it was near to Al Barsha Hotel Apartments, in the same area and headed straight for the place. Same kinda shaddy place, however the service was amazing. Was assigned a chinese girl, cute, sweet, chatty, playful and very flirty. Got a very decent, strong massage from her and she offered HJ with B2 B for 3 reds. Loads and loads DFK, rubbing all over and super GFE. For sure she would have let me fuck her if I had a condom on me. I left there satisfied and drove straight to AUH.

3. LRM, 49 ers and the trap.

It was around 9 PM, Saturday, and I was still so bloody horny. I went to LRM around 11 PM, then left for 49 ers around midnight and finally the trap around 1. I just couldn't set myself on any of the girls there and went back to my hotel to get some sleep before office.

4. Rare the Place. Media Rotana.

Whole day at the office I was only thinking of how bad the quality was in AUH. When I got to my hotel in the evening I went through some of the threads and Media Rotana clicked with me for some reason. I booked a premium room, which by the way is really nice, spacious and reasonably priced. I took my suit and office files with me in the car and reached M. Rotana around 10 PM. The lady at the check-in informed that I needed to show ID at the reception in order to take a guest with me. The club rare would open around 11:30 PM, much later than what I am used to, so I headed to Nelson bar, same building, and was pleasantly surprised to find a few talents in there. Had a couple of drinks there but was not comfortable to go talk to the ladies as there was a mix crowd and did not want to risk offending someone in this well lit and crowded bar.

Made my way to rare club around 11:30 and got a table there. Club had just opened so it was pretty much empty. After a couple a drinks, around midnight, the club started filling up however it was mainly guys, Arabs only to be more specific. Around midnight some girls start coming in and they are really pretty ladies. Now comes the trouble, I initially did not realize that this was an Arabic place, with Arab music, arab lads and girls. English wasn't the preferred language and hence some difficulties in communication. A pretty girl sat next me I believe her name was Lilian, and we were able to talk for a bit. The manager was a Tunisian girl and was really cool. She came and sat with us and she a couple of shots with us. Fast forward, the Ms. L wanted 2 K for the night and I needed only a couple of hours as I had to be on my way to a meeting at 9 AM in AUH, mind you its 2:30 AM. Anyways we agree to go down to 1. 2-1. 5 K. On the way out I tell her that we need to get checked at the reception and she tells me she knows a shortcut. I, being quite tipsy at this stage, follow her and she does get us to my room. Once in the room, being the arsehole I am, I pay here 1. 2 K to get her comfortable. Within 30 secs of reaching my room I get a call from reception asking me to please check in the girl. Ms. L tells me she'll be back in 5-8 minutes and I go for a shower to freshen up. It is only after the shower it hit me that I just let the girl walk out with the money and am expecting for her to come back. I know, I am dumb when I drink too much. Unfortunately my worry was confirmed, the girl never showed up at the reception and never made it back to the room either. Slept for some 2-3 hours and now I am back to AUH office.

Now, I know that I've never had much luck with the Arabic girls, I. E. Got conned 2 out of 2 times that I've gone with them, but still, I really liked the place and the girls there. I did rookie mistakes, it was clear to everyone there that the place was new to me and was naive to not follow my own rules. Something like was bound to happen. Am in the office and seriously thinking of going back to the club though. Maybe even try having a chat with some of the talents at the bar there. Don't know if it's worth it though.

Anyway lads, have fun and stay safe.

[Want More]

Hello fellow mongers,

If this is not the place for this, please do delete it.

Can someone help me with the $20 payment for activation of PM?

The card that I have won't pay internationally, so If anyone can help me out.

Make sure (whoever decides to help me) you have a paypal account I can pay back the $20 on!

First the tineye thing and now this!!

You can transfer the money first to me. USD 20 for the membership and USD 20 service charge. I will send your my PayPal details by PM!

[Lets Enjoy]

A close friend, whose wife is traveling decided to move from AMPS to a WG scene. 1 day met a hot 'American' at a bar in one of the hotel chains in Tecom in the afternoon. Conversation led them to exchange numbers and eventually on whatsapp she mentioned the price etc. He waited for his wife to leave and in the meantime, browsed some sites and got a few more pictures. By Thursday, he had done all his homework and got 'selfies' from these gals.

1st Visit. The American's place in Marina. Entered and realised there were 4-5 Asian women, on showing them the picture, they told him, the American is their boss. Although says they were cute, but he left the place.

2nd Visit. A not so famous hotel (also has bags / suitcase brand) on SZR, the girl had sent him super hot selfies. He knocked and the girl just had the door open a bit with lights off, good sense and my warnings ran into his mind, he peeked in and quickly pulled out, realising it was the usual bait & switch. He walked away. Saved! The girl had quoted him 1500 for an hour and then came down to 1000 for 2 H, I had mentioned if nothing else, this rate drop confirms who he will find behind the doors.

3rd Visit. Same hotel, after 15 minutes of his 1st visit, a different floor. Again hot selfies of a european, although by this time he was horny enough to go in and do it whoever there would be. Found 3 black women, 1 as per him was really hot (at that moment I'm not so sure of his judgement, but well, to each it's own). He enters and they start talking, and he brings them down to 500 for 2 women. The 3rd girl leaves the place and these 3 come in the room. After an amazing round 1 of a double BJ and a great experience, he goes to shower with 1 girl and the other girl goes out to check someone knocking on the door. She comes running in that it's the hotel's security. My friend is pissing his pants, they both get dressed and stay in the room. The security comes in and starts knocking on the room door. The girl tells him to just tell security that he knew them etc, they open the door and security takes him out of the room and start talking. There were 3 guards in suits, 2 stay in to talk to the girls and 1 of them starts talking to him in their common language and my friend tells them the truth.

The guard tells him to just leave quietly and warns him to stay off hotels for such things, saying there has been a lot of strictness in hotels lately. Says the girls will be thrown our of the hotel. They told him, that they had seen him entering the room etc on the cameras.

And he is away.

The only good thing he wants to remember from that night is that he had one of the best double BJs of his life and in the commotion didn't have to pay.

He came over to my place after his experiences for a drink and it was hilarious to see his mixed emotions.

What a night!

[TheDentist]

Hello fellow mongers,

If this is not the place for this, please do delete it.

Can someone help me with the $20 payment for activation of PM?

The card that I have won't pay internationally, so If anyone can help me out.

Make sure (whoever decides to help me) you have a paypal account I can pay back the $20 on!

[ClitLover2012]

Will PM you.

Great advise. Question is which agencies to TRUST, if you do not want to go to MR for In-Call or pick up Girls in bars. Any advise as I am passing through.

[ClitLover2012]

For the short trips, agree that escort agencies can be an option but you end up overpaying. I have seen girls on escort sites for 2500 for 1 hour. You will be able to do girls of similar quality if you pickup from the clubs like premiere at 1500-2000 for the night. On the red hotels, most of the green / semi green ones are fine so long as you get the girl registered at the lobby. Another trick that works for me at large hotels like JW Marquis is you meet at the bar and quietly slip to your room after that. Just ensure that the girl you are picking up does not have WG written all over and is not dressed very loudly, you should be able to make it to your room fine in most good hotels without a lot of drama.

Also, there are several sugarbabes on SA that are bordering on semi WG and they should be in your consideration even for short trips. Many of them are happy to meet on pay per play basis.

Above all, there are so many good clubs with women available at different price points where you get to have more than a good look before selecting. Sugar Babes are also available aplenty in Dubai. The talent on SA is overflowing. Since this episode, I have tried not to use a woman from a website or an escort agency unless it is a high end pornstar.

So are we saying that 'reputed' escort agencies are also not good enough for authenticity. Then, For a person for a short business trip virtually no options are left? That defeats the very purpose of this forum and regularly going through reviews. For a newbie, there is no time to get into the independent escorts scene because so many scam reports are there on Backpage ads. Hence between various posts all the three options seems like lost cause.

1. Picking up a girl from the revered bars. Hundred of posts on green and red hotels now. So creates uncertainty.

2. Escort agencies. No one has even indirectly talked about credibility of +971 agency. There are some +44 's floating around. But not muxh info on that.

3. Independent. One rrquires. Patience and lots of time to go through stuff and do reverse searxh etc. But even then nothing seems to be authenticated.

Will be happy if some seniors would address above. Sometimes as discussed in the thread, money kind of becomes secondary consideration when in any case you have to spend upward of 1500 bucks. But short trips do not allow you to dwell on many other factors.

[NespressoMarti]

Apologies in advance if I'm breaking any rules. But from what I could tell, it's good form to post up my own experiences before asking / expecting anything in future.

Summer exodus 2017.

1. Persian goddess from Red Square / Moscow Hotel. Wow. For me, one of the hottest chicks out there, let alone an escort. Caught her towards the end of the night and had multiple shots for 1500; must have been 3 h plus as the sun was up and the day had started. Got her number and exchanged simple messages for a while to keep in touch. All the action except Alevel. All covered, but still great.

2. Viet girl from York. Not a stunner, but petite has hell and cute personality. As I was with a fellow monger (first time ever done that as usually secret activity), we took her friend too, who was less hot but willing. Agreed 400 each per girl. Second girl was a flop for my friend, so after I'd had my fun with petite girl, we ended up double-teaming the first one for an extra 500. She could take a pounding for sure and was game for anything! She was leaving after a few days as visa had ran out. Kept numbers and I think she wants to try and get me to sponsor her back. No chance love story!

3. Viet girl from York. A new one. Saw the flop girl from above, who was very happy to see me and keen to try again, but rejected her nicely given she was rubbish the last time. Found a smoking hot Viet at the pool table end of the bar just as I was about to give up for the night. Took her up on impulse as she was 400 and said she was nearby. Short cab ride away and she was very cuddly in the car. Which is a bit awkward with the driver! LOL. Also her English wasn't great, but she was trying hard to communicate and would have you believe she was quite into you. Back at her place and unfortunately it was a hovel! I blanked myself out to that and just focused on the job at hand. She was naked in seconds and all over me. I had to get her to slow down a bit as I wanted her to put her sexy heels back on (That's my big fetish). We went at it in multiple positions and she gave great groans and naughty talk. Wanting it hard and to make her cum. Tight as you'd expect so the quality was good. We both managed to get off, although shorter than I would have liked. She gave great BBBJ and she wanted a second shot with Condom too. Gave a good show of begging for it. I gave her 500 total and took her number. Keeping in touch as she was a bargain of a lay for the quality. Only problem is my thirst to try new girls. Having said that.

4. Persian girl. Same one again. Went to Moscow and saw her straight away (knew she'd be there through messages). She jumped all over me and took me to the table for drinks. Got the full on waitress service and had champs. Went for a few hours and had an even more amazing time than the first. The sexy outfits she wears floor me! Had a few shots and covered BJ as well as some great GFE chill. More than the timeslot agreed without extra payment (still 1500) and eventually she was off. Unfortunately back to work. I hit the club again later for a drink and she was still there. We chatted and then I scouted the place to see other talent just in case I felt like it. A couple of desperate ones who I rejected and eventually gave up for the night. One girl was throwing herself all over me and when turned her down, she got quite aggressive. Swearing and everything!

Thoughts and comments welcome.

At York. Was keen to try one of the hotter blondes that stand in the middle of the bar and near the dance floor, but they are very stand-off and have their managers guarding them like dogs. Surprised they get any action as each time I've left York and barely seen anybody get anywhere with them. What's with these chicks. Has anybody had any luck? Anybody know if they are worth it?

At Jules Bar. I've been Jules a few times and had the same Viet twice last year. Still working there and remembers me. Now when I go, she's pimping out her friends to me, but I'm keen to try the hot blondes who usually surround the middle table. Any stories to share on if they are good? Donations / hotels? Last couple of visits I left without taking anybody.

At Citymaxx / Chameleon. Club was quite good and felt like you couple just party a bit. Had some offers but wasn't keen. Didn't go with anybody in the end, but it has potential. Limited choice though.

At Premiere / Hyatt. Been a couple of times and the girls are smokin. Haven't taken one though as not been sure on the hotel side. Mixed reports on the board and nervous of being scammed or getting a rubbish outcome for 1500+ which seems to be the minimum thanks to the amount of Saudis there.

Any new places to try out? Surprising how easily you are seen as a regular in the places above; sometimes you want to go in and out without the girls you know being all over you.

Hope the post is OK and keen for any MR and pick up bar tips for this week. Will be travelling after that and will be a while before I get a window to be bad again!

[Behemoth]

This is a newbie report from a couple of months back. Want to share a few of my encounters.

I was in Dxb for just 2 days, so after going through the forum, thought it'd be the best to stick to tried-and-tested sources like MR, even though it's more expensive compared to bar pick ups.

1. Miss and (Romanian lady with a lot of reviews on MR): Got in touch with her over whatsapp and was replied to very promptly. She stays in a very safe, discreet villa and guides you to her address precisely. Her MR photo gallery is a faithful to her looks in real life. No airbrushing or photoshop trickery here. Service was exceptional. She did everything advertised on her profile and was not a clock watcher. Great comfortable place for incalls, very courteous and gentle service, gives you all the attention and makes sure you leave happy. Charged 1200 for an hour / 2 shots.

2. Iranian Duo on MR (the duo keeps changing but are usually from Iran, and claim to specialize in threesomes): I have had quite a few threesomes before, but for me it has usually ended up in a disaster. Most of the times the girls are not truly bi, so they don't engage with each other. That's why I opted to choose just one of them rather than going for a threesome. Their 'manager' sent me pics and videos over whatsapp and later guided me to their green hotel. In their room, I was quoted 1000 for one or 1800 for both for an hour. I picked the hotter of the 2. Worst mistake I've made, as this girl turned out to be the worst lay of my life. Fucking hell, the whole experience was like fucking a blow up doll. She just laid there with her eyes closed and expected me to do my stuff and get lost. No BJ, no changing positions, nothing. I was too turned off and angry to proceed so I just left the place without nutting. 1000 AED down the drain.

3. Miss S (Ukranian lady from MR): Very prompt in her replies over whatsapp and was staying at a safe hotel. Again, her pictures were honest and she was that smoking hot in real life as well. A complete wild cat in bed and did everything advertised and then some. At one point, I had to request her to stop as I thought my dick was going to fall off. Totally redeemed the shitshow I experienced in my previous encounter with the Iranian. Charged 1200 for an hour / unlimited shots. Yep, as many shots as you can manage in an hour.

4. E B&S spa, al Safa: spotted this place while walking around and decided the try it out. Opted for a 90 min Moroccan bath. Was assigned a Thai lady named May. Massage started innocently enough, then she asked about extras on the flip. I asked what was available and "I do everything" was her reply. I wasn't carrying a condom so went for a BJ for 400 (too tired to negotiate). Awesome skills with the tongue and a nice scrub down later. Left satisfied.

That's all folks.

[AsPatrick]

Above all, there are so many good clubs with women available at different price points where you get to have more than a good look before selecting. Sugar Babes are also available aplenty in Dubai. The talent on SA is overflowing. Since this episode, I have tried not to use a woman from a website or an escort agency unless it is a high end pornstar.

So are we saying that 'reputed' escort agencies are also not good enough for authenticity. Then, For a person for a short business trip virtually no options are left? That defeats the very purpose of this forum and regularly going through reviews. For a newbie, there is no time to get into the independent escorts scene because so many scam reports are there on Backpage ads. Hence between various posts all the three options seems like lost cause.

1. Picking up a girl from the revered bars. Hundred of posts on green and red hotels now. So creates uncertainty.

2. Escort agencies. No one has even indirectly talked about credibility of +971 agency. There are some +44 's floating around. But not muxh info on that.

3. Independent. One rrquires. Patience and lots of time to go through stuff and do reverse searxh etc. But even then nothing seems to be authenticated.

Will be happy if some seniors would address above. Sometimes as discussed in the thread, money kind of becomes secondary consideration when in any case you have to spend upward of 1500 bucks. But short trips do not allow you to dwell on many other factors.