Dubai Reports

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Stella in York

Within a relatively short time of entering York I was propositioned by Stella from Uganda

I too met Stella at York a couple of times back in October last year. My enduring memory is of her pressing her nose against my cheek when talking – very sweet. Agree she is tall and beautiful – I never tumbled her though. Some ancient fat grey executive jumped in while I went to the gents. Next time I saw her she apologised about dropping me like a lead balloon: the old fart made her an offer that she couldn’t refuse. I found that kind of reassuring: there was no pretence of love or fidelity; making the month’s rent took priority -and I was either too cheap or too slow off the mark. My consequent cynicism will probably prevent me from trying with her should the occasion arise again.

Although I sometimes wonder what she would have been like in the sack – through your FR I was searching for the faintest of glimpses. Seems she hit the spot – good luck to you.

[Jetjo776]

dubai trip report:

hello fellow mongers – i’m what you all would consider a complete rank amateur. i’ve mongered twice before in my travels, but it is in the blood to be completely honest .

anyway, as i’ve stated in some discussion on this board before, i was shocked at the nature of the dubai mongering scene – i had done no research and never really considered a middle eastern country would ever hold such treasures of easily accessible, affordable model material girls. needless to say, i’ve expressed my extreme interest in returning for more “business” trips . the fact that i sold over a million us in work in my short time there pretty much guarantees my eventual return.

anyway, on to the debauchery!

it was two days before the end of my trip and i had my sea legs under me, after getting some timely advice from some of the nice folks here, i had the time, my co-workers were either out of country or otherwise engaged so i set out for my first dubai conquest.

i start at harvesters to get a few pints in me and see what the zinc crowd was looking like – zinc was being ultra paranoid, couples in only. maybe as a result of the le activity? who knows, but it was lame. harvesters was expats only, but i did cross paths with this wonderfully exotic woman wearing a very classy black dress and just looking otherwise magnificent. at the time, i thought she was with this fellow in a white sheet that was walking along with her so i continued into harvesters.

after a few pints, i decided i was moving on to greener pasture; perhaps back to the rattlesnake or maybe on down to rockafellars. as i walk out i see that same exotic beauty sitting down in the café at the top of the escalators at the crowne plaza, sipping some coffee and playing with her cell phone. this was it! my chance!

i sit down at the table across from her, order a cappuccino and make eyes with her. she smiles, i smile, i tell the waitress i’m paying for her drink, and then ask if i could join her for my coffee. she says yes and we chat a bit, introductions and such, she’s from turkey and been in country for a little over a month (according to her). english was good enough to hold a fairly interesting conversation, only having to dumb down the talk occasionally.

i aked if she’d like to go back to the fairmont and get a couple of cocktails at cin cin with me, she agrees that she’d love to and we negotiate a quick price. starts at aed 2,000 for the night, but quickly agreed to aed 1,200 (a steal in my mind for this stunner).

we make our way back to cin cin and have a few cocktails while we flirt with each other – she has an amazing smile and a wonderful laugh, and she is either genuinely amused or is a great faker of having a good time. we hang out and just talked for around an hour probably, before she finally suggested we head to the room.

we get to the room and i excuse myself to take a quick shower while she admired the view. a few minutes into my shower she enters the bathroom naked and joins me for some soapy good fun. at first just lots of dfk and groping, with some soap being applied now and then, and then she went in for a very wet bbbj which was just amazing. my knees got weak and i called an end to the shower in lieu of a better venue for such things. we towel each other off and make our way to the bed awkwardly as we continue the embracing and dfking.

once in the bed, in what was perhaps not my best judgment considering she’s a wg, i daty to which she responded very enthusiastically, at the end she’s begging me to just “fuck her”. i throw on the cover and go from position to position in what really seemed like a frenzy. i’ve been with wg’s before but the enthusiasm and, i dare say, passion(?) involved was extraordinary. i’d like to think the flirting and good time we had prior had a little something to do with just how much she was into it, but that’s probably just ego talking.

anyway, at the point where i ended up finishing, we had somehow made it over to the desk by the window. at this point i was completely spent, which was very unfortunate indeed. i passed out and woke up probably around 4am as she kissed me on the cheek and left. i was a little bummed out that i didn’t get a second (or third!) shot on goal in the morning but that’s probably my fault for leaving the money on the table.

she did leave her phone number and told me to call her later that day. /shrug.

at any rate, i passed back out for another good 5 hours.

that night was my last night in dubai. i had to score again, i had already wasted several nights due to uncertainty so i was determined. i seriously considered calling the turkish girl again but figured i’d see what pretty little fishes were swimming around first. i decide that i’ll take it easy on the drinking, and stop by the local chemist for the magic blue pill, just to ensure i get my money worth .

that night, i started at longs, which is attached to the rotana towers hotel (iirc). it was still early (like 9:30ish) so the pickings were slim. some aged prc’s were really the only noticeable wg’s in the house, otherwise it was just a bunch of expats. i down a single beer and head out, seeing a couple amazingly hot cis’ on the way out, but acted as cold as ice so i kept going.

i went to the coffee shop there in the tower to get a quick cup and come up with a solid plan of attack for the evening.

after thinking for a bit, i decide just to go for the sure thing and head to rockafellers. from what i had found, that was a sure place to find stunning cis girls. i head there and it’s pretty packed at that point, with the south african band “amnesia”?? playing, which they don’t suck i have to say. i’m scoping the place out but at this point (10:30ish maybe), most of the girls are either older or a bit bigger, or both! i was a little disappointed considering just how many there were. i figure i’ll head across the street to york’s and maybe find a lovely little prc and just call it a night but as i am walking outside a line of absolutely jaw dropping women start filing in from cabs. seriously, i was in awe at a lot of these girls.

i quickly decide that the weather is warming up, so to speak, and head back up stairs to get into a good spot to survey the crowd. i notice this redhead in a pretty little summer dress. figure she’s dressed conservatively enough to not look completely out of place at the fairmont, making my walk of shame more endurable. i watch her for a bit and build up the nerve to approach (funny, isn’t it? i was amused at myself). she ends up hooking up with a very tall friend and they dance and chat and otherwise looked like people i shouldn’t bother. i have another drink and go upstairs and smoke some shisha, more as an opportunity to make fun of myself for my timid behavior. if they were just two non-wg’s, i would have never thought twice about approaching to chat. too funny!

so i head back down and quickly spot the pair again. it seemed their reunion had come and gone and they had assumed the typical cis “bored and distant” look that most of the girls adopted. i approach and ask the tall one if i could buy them a couple of drinks. i figured since it was my last night, i’d just take both of them . she said yes, her friend (the amazing redhead) said no, so i chat them up a bit but the redhead turns and said she wasn’t interested, to that the tall one sorta smiled weakly and shrugged, and turned away from me.

wow, i just got shot down by a wg. yes, i’ve heard(read) it happens, move on, but damn that was rough! i’m not a bad looking guy, i don’t stink, i dress nice, and am a polite person! i retreat back to the bar, order a double black label and ponder just how stupid this whole thing was. i send the turkish girl a text message asking if she’s free for the night, and she indicated she wasn’t. damn.

at this point i’m resigned that i’m going to head home and get a good nights sleep and go home. on my way out, however, this beautiful blond 5’ nothing spinner catches my eye, winks and smiles at me and motions me to come over.

how could i resist? i go over and her friend does most of the talking, apparently she couldn’t speak much english at all. at this point i give up on even trying to flirt and tell her “let’s go, how much?”. she replied 800 for the night and i didn’t even negotiate. i’m like, “great, let’s go!”. the cab ride back was quiet as she really couldn’t speak great english.

once we got back to the hotel room, she’s buzzing around the place, never having been to the fairmont or in any hotel with a half way respectable view i guess since she was bouncing around in excitement. i call up room service and get a bottle of champagne sent to the room and hop in the shower. the champagne arrives just as i get out of the shower and we enjoy a glass, admiring the view (and struggling to communicate) before she decides to take a shower as well.

she did me the honor of performing a little strip tease and holy… what i saw was amazing. her body was perfect. seriously, perfect b cups, perfect ass, tight stomach, everything tone but not “fitness crazy”, just absolutely stunning! i was completely floored at her body. she notices my delight and fed off it, getting very enthusiastic. she then retires to her shower while i down some more champagne and pop my little blue friend.

she comes out of the bathroom looking absolutely adorable in one of the hotel robes which she quickly peels off and quite literally jumps on top of me with a squeal. she was just so damned enthusiastic and bubbly, and with such a rockin’ body! my disappointment at the poor english skills had entirely evaporated!

after a lot of dfk and general wrestling and groping each other, she starts on a very sensual and teasing bbbj and ball licking. it was a nice change from just going gonzo (not that that’s bad or anything!) to start off playfully and build up the energy. combined with her talent and how turned on i am i end up cim. she excuses herself to the restroom and comes back with a nice warm towel to clean me up and she then is back on top of me for another round of kissing and cuddling. it didn’t take long (thank you blue pill) till i was back at attention, much to her apparent pleasure! she quickly covered me up and pulled herself onto me.

she was sooooo tight!!! seriously, i’m not rhino here but when she grinded, it kinda hurt! i double checked to make sure i hadn’t taken an accidental trip to greece! just absolutely amazing, i spin her over and her legs go back with ease, she’s flexible too! we go from mish, to spoon, to reverse cowgirl and i finish again.

at this point i’m a little sore and sweaty so i hope in the shower, which she joins me. she tries to make small talk but it was awkward with her really not understanding anything i was trying to say. oh well, her body is simply amazing so i don’t mind so much!

we pass out after the shower since i’ve got exactly 2 hours before i have to wake up for my flight back home.

the phone rings with my wakeup call and i set about the task of packing as she giggles and watches me from under the covers. at some point she slid out of bed and came up behind me and wrapped her arms around me, pulling me back to bed. how could i say no? after one last spirited romp she gets dressed as i finish packing and she heads out saying things like “you’re too nice”, “i like you too much”, “i don’t want you to leave” etc. may be standard lines but it was still pleasant to hear, regardless.

really great girl.

well, at this point, this trip report has taken over a week to write so i apologize if it’s a bit disjointed or hard to follow. i’m no english major . i did, however, get a phone call two days ago calling me back to dubai so i leave again in the morning. i’ll be spending a week in bahrain and another week in dubai. that sucks . woe is me! what ever shall i do??

anyway, thanks to everyone who participates in this great community and helps all us n00bs along the way . cheers!

jetjo

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[Al Zachrison]

Hello everyone,

I use to live in Dubai a few years ago (about 17 months) and did so entirely on a visit visa supported by many visa runs.

I understand that Dubai recently revamped it's visit visa rules

Can I still as an American citizen obtain a 60 day visa at the airport renew it once and do another visa run to extend my stay by another 90 days?

I would appreciate everyone's advice, thanks.

[Mazo99]

Hi guys,

I was in Regals and york recently, saw plenty of CIS and Africans.

Went to Deira and the Mujra and African clubs in the hotels.

One question, in many hotels have indian clubs, however if you want indian girl, which hotel bars do you go? As I never see any hanging around.

[Spelman]

I did like the hotel list which can be found in the Dubai hotel thread, so I started to prepare the below list with Bars and Clubs for us Mongers to help all the new ones who are to lazy to RTFF.

I hope that the senior members could ad the clubs and bars I missed and change the info if they feel that it is wrong.

Lets try to have this live and updated: .)

Some additional information, Cyclone and Amnesia is temporarily closed.

(Bar/Club) (Location) (Entrance fee) (Menu) (Opening Price range ST/LT)

TGIT, Astoria Hotel, No, CIS, PRC and Africans, LT 1200-1500 DhST 500-700 Dh

Jockeys, Panarama Hotel, No, CIS, PRC and Africans

Imperial, Imperial Hotel, 50 Dh, Mostly PRC and quite a few Africans and CIS, Lt 800-1200 Dh St 500-700 Dh

York, York Hotel, Mostly Africans and PRC some CIS will be served as well, Lt 1000 Dh St 500-800 Dh

Regal Rockafellas, Regal Hotel, 50Dh, CIS PRC and Africans WG not allowed, Lt 1000 Dh St 400 Dh

Rumours, Ramada Hotel, Mostly Africans and CIS and a few PRC, Lt 1000-Dh St 500-800 Dh

Seaview, Seaview Hotel, Mostly PRC some Africans and CIS on the menu as well, LT 700-1000 Dh St 400-800 Dh

Rattlesnake, Metropolitan Hotel, 35Dh, This menu has a wide range right now, CIS, PRC and Africans, Lt 600-1000 Dh St 500-800 Dh

Cyclone, Al Nasr Close to American Hospital, 85 Dh, Mostly PRC some CIS and few Africans, Lt 1000-1500 Dh St 600-800 Dh

Premiere, Hyatt Regency, 100 Dh, Mostly CIS and some Africans and PRC’s, Lt 1000-500 Dh St 500- 800 Dh

Amnesia, Next to the Hard Rock Café, 200 Dh, Mostly CIS and PRC and very few Africans, Lt 1200-1500 Dh

Jules, Hotel Le-meridian, Mainly CIS but there is others on the menu as well, Lt 700-1200 Dh St 400-700 Dh

Broadway, Broadway Hotel, 50 Dh, Arabic looking girls and CIS but others can be found, Lt 700-1000 Dh St 400-700 Dh

Finnegans, next to Hard Rock, No, When I was there quite dead, just 4-5 girls there

Zinc, Crowne Plaza

Two things I would like to stress is that this is the average starting price and these prices are subjected for changes at anytime and please do remember that this is only a indication for you to know what to expect, then it is up to you to do the barging we can’t do that for you here in ISG.

I can not confirm all the starting prices in the menu above due to the fact that I have not been in all the clubs so some is just the price range which I could find when I RTFF

And now my fellow Mongers I would like to ad the report from Doc which I think says it all.

"The Key word here being 'planning'. You sure you are planning bro, or is someone else 'planning' for you. Because planning by oneself means doing a little bit of research by yourself. Reading about the place you intent to visit and thanks to the internet there is plenty of info available right at your fingertips. 'Planning' does not mean logging on to a forum and asking for everything to be handed over to you.

To cut a long story short here's the perfect math equation for you

X + U = d

Where x is 'planning', you is of course 'you' and the is 'great sex experience in Dubai'

Now the unknown variable is x, and we all know that this particular x = I squared (I x I) I. E. Information x intelligence. We also know that 'I square' equals to 4 symbols/characters I. E. RTFF. Therefore,

If Y represents RTFF, then we have established that

X = Y (planning = RTFF)

So your solved equation is now

Y+U=d

In easy words add 'yourself' to some quality 'RTFF' to get a great sex experience in Dubai.

See even for someone horrible in math’s like me could figure it out, so y can't you.

Keep equating!

Doc! "

Cheers and happy mongoring

Spelman

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[Fluxice]

Interesting experience at Regal last night.

Met a gorgeous 22 yr old Kazakh. She was willing to do everything but she refused BBBJ as I was not circumsized!!!! Has anyone ever had this experience?

After a few minutes coaxing she accepted. Paid Dh500 for 2 hours and it was excellent - no holds barred.

Anyone want to meet up this week in Dubai please pm me.

[Barcrawler]

except for Sporadic's criteria that you have to be able to change oxygen into carbon dioxide regularly

Even if the ability is only tenously held on to you should still be OK. We watched a couple of nice young PRCs helping this elderly gent (and I really mean elderly!) down the stairs of the Seaview one night. If I had been them I would have worried about him passing away on the job!

I just can't see how you can fail.

[11Bravo]

Question: Is it possible to hit one of the well-known P4P bars and not get laid? Judging by some of the questions/requests, there certainly seems to be some doubt in some peoples' minds.

Now, IF

• you are willing to pay the going market rate (and it does vary, bar by bar, say the Cyclone [past tense] higher than Imperial)
  
• you are not viewed as a threat (girl's safety always figures into her decision)
  
• ... I can't think of any more criteria... except for Sporadic's criteria that you have to be able to change oxygen into carbon dioxide regularly

You will be successful IF you want to be. Now there are those whose "I can't find anyone decent in the bars, so send me your contacts", but I always wonder if they, who can't find someone appealing to themselves in a bar, are so willing to accept whatever shows up at their door... based on a recommendation of someone they don't know...

So what might prevent a willingly punter from finding success in this climate? I'd really like to know.

[1Ball]

Piper1, glad to see the "newbie who can't be bothered to RTFF" is not endemic to LOS. I think he might actually need you to fuck the girl for him,

[Piper1]

The answer to this question was in Piper's reply to your first post.

Seeing Spoon's follow-up questions, it seems we wasted our time giving useful info. I'm waiting for him to suddenly appear with a TV crew, laughing "Hey man, smile at the camera - You've just been TROLL'D!"

Spoon: You've just been RTFF'D!

[11Bravo]

mention has been made of the kentucky derby being run today.

myself, i like the daily dubai derby:

• gate #1: tgit. favored for the early start just as the gate opens, but fades fast down the backstretch. but a couple of times a year, a winner.
  
  
• gate #2: jockeys. another early starter, gaining speed coming out of the gate. but again, fading down the backstretch as stronger horses take over.
  
  
• gate #3: imperial. a real workhorse. sometimes a bit hardbitten, but always a run for the money, sometimes even a winner.
  
  
• gate #4: york. earlier, poor performance, hobbled by injury, but now seems fit to run, and gives a good race.
  
  
• gate #5: regal. another hobbled by injury, seems not so fit of late. perhaps more in the race by tradition if nothing else.
  
  
• gate #6: rumors. seems also a shadow of its former self, and that was a normal also-ran, in the race just to fill out the field.
  
  
• gate #7: seaview. favorite with some fans, but a smaller filly, often outpaced by the bigger horses.
  
  
• gate #9: rattlesnake. seems to have grown stronger in the last year. a new major challenger? only time will tell.
  
  
• gate #10: cyclone. scratched due to injury. only time will tell if it's fatal and this warhorse is put down for good.
  
  
• gate #11: premiere. also seems to be scratched due to injury, but certainly will return.
  
  
• gate #12: amnesia. also scratched, temporarily anyway.
  
  
• gate #13: jules. an outside runner, favored by certain fans, most who live in the neighborhood.
  
  
• gate #14: broadway. not necessarily a new arrival, previous races just non-reported. bit of a dark horse, favored by locals.
  
  
• gate #15: walk-ons. years past, the outside position given to a no-name, found on the streets. but the judges have decided that only purebreds can run now.

tally ho.

[11Bravo]

One more thing what is the charges and how safe is the girls place if I go with her.

As BC pointed out, safety was just discussed (perhaps a little more reading?). Charges can be anywhere from 50 - 100 dhs, or free, depending on if its HER room. If a room charge is a burden, you can always ask before departing the bar.

Why can't I take the girl to my hotel in Sharjah is it not allowed why no alcohol also?

EXCELLENT point. My suggestion is you discuss it with the clerk who is stamping your passport at arrival. Let him know how displeased you are with the situation. Don't be shy; they are always looking for suggestions on how to improve the visitor's experience. I'm sure he will be more than glad to help you out.

I) my favorite russian girl

Can you mail your Russian girl's number? I will be visiting Dubai on 14 May.

Ah, the PM, certainly a dying art...

[Barcrawler]

Why can't I take the girl to my hotel in Sharjah is it not allowed why no alcohol also?

The answer to this question was in Piper's reply to your first post. Sharjah is a different emirate from Dubai and has different laws - It applies Islamic rules much more stringently. The answer to the question of safety of her place has also been debated in the last couple of days.

It's unlikley anyone is going to provide you with numbers unless they know you. How do we know you are not LE? But from reading the posts you should realise that finding a girl in Dubai is SO easy. In most bars you problems will be a) fighting them off b) making a choice. (but it will be YOUR choice).

[Frank Furious]

I've spotted a new business opportunity here. I'm going to offer a home degree course, in 'Pay for Sex Studies', created from a precis of less than 1% of ISG posts.

[11Bravo]

When she left he handed her an envelope, when she opend it it contained 5000 AED. THAT is why they say "up to you".

Agreed, they are counting on you paying at or above the going rate. And why I always get a SPECIFIC answer to price before I leave the bar, just to avoid disappoint back home.

I am new to this forum and found it to be interesting after reading all of your interesting posts, reviews, comments. I really appreciate you replies which helps lot of other mongers in getting treated right by the right girls at right places. I will be visiting sharjah in 2nd week of may and as I m new to the town I wish to enjoy my nights with beautiful and sexy girls at reasonable price. Anyone can help me please, where to get them or find them or may be if you have any contact please do provide me. I will be staying in a hotel in Sharjah and on a 6 day trip to sharjah after which I will go to europe and back.

I hope all the people here will help me.

Well, since I am a member of "all", I will do my part.

But, first, I am a bit confused: if you have read "all of your interesting posts, reviews, comments", then please let us know what information is lacking, that prevents you from reading the forum (especially the ROD's), then enjoying? If you can let us know, then we could provide the missing info for EVERYONE...

But here are my suggestions:

• Look for a car with a sign on top: T-A-X-I. If you are unable to spot one yourself, ask the hotel desk. Get the car operator's mobile number.
  
• Re-read THIS thread (you don't want to find yourself in Abu Dhabi). When you see a bar/club that has the nationalities that you are interested in, WRITE it down, so that you can hand to the operator of the car mentioned above.
  
• Also note the going prices. Write this down on a SEPARATE piece of paper so you don't confuse the car's operator.
  
• When you are talking to the girl, make sure she has a place available of her own; you will NOT be taking her back to a hotel in Sharajh. Not saying it can't be done, but, for you, no.
  
• When you are finished, find a car with the same sign on top to take you back to your hotel. If you have trouble finding one, use the mobile number from above.

Unfortunately for you, there is only 1 "beautiful and sexy girl at reasonable price" here, and she is upstairs sleeping in my bed. So you will have to content yourself with 2nd rate (well, in MY eyes, anyway).