Dubai Reports

[Rhino64]

I have been reading about the mongering adventures of some of the senior guys in here with much interest. I do learn something everytime I read ISG. I would like to share one of my experiences.

I use skype quite a bit for my business as I have offices and clients in various parts of the world. Of course I use skype for chatting up women from various parts of the world where I have my offices. On one occasion I began to chat up a cutie from the Philippines who happened to be working for an oil & gas co. in AD. After some time chatting, I informed her that I would be in Dubai soon. She agreed to meet me there.

I was staying at the Park Hyatt. Called her from the limo to inform her that I had landed. As the flight had been delayed, she had almost given up on me. Anyway, she turned up at the hotel, with the Nepali bellboy who escorted her, grinning from ear to ear.

I had bought a bottle of red wine at the Duty Free. For those of you who have not been to the Park Hyatt, it has a very open concept. If you sit in the bedroom you see right into the bathroom. Absolutely no cover except for the can!

Now, if she weren't ready to get laid, she would not have come into a stranger's room. So I decided to push the envelope even further. I went into the shower with her gawking at my ass. Came out in a towel and proceeded to toast our good luck. Pretty soon, the wine and the mood had gotten the better of Cris. She had boasted on skype that she was a good french kisser. So, I dared her to show me her skills. From the kissing to the petting and very soon we were in bed. She resisted, the natural thing, so that I won't think of her as a ****. Hey, works for me. She had a great bod, and a clean shaven pussy that I ate for at least an hour. She was begging me to fuck her. And I gladly obliged. The wine kept me from cumming too soon, and was able to fuck her for at least another 45 mins., until she was too exhausted to cum! Then I spurted the creme de vie all over her taut little body. She wanted to sleep in as the following day was Friday. But I was totally knackered from the flight and the heavy sex, I gave her an excuse about an early morning meeting and a very bad headache and sent her off. Total cost = 0.

I believe there are plenty of free scores to be had in Dubai with either single working women or married MILFs whose hubbies are at work (or mongering).

[Piper1]

Finnegans is good on a week-night. (It's in Palm Hotel, next to Hard Rock).

I was there after work for an early night (630-10:30pm), playing pool with a work/mongering pal, and Miss Bodyguard joining us around 8pm for a delightful Bloody Mary.

Around 7pm it was sight to behold - about 4 guys in their 50's and 60's, on various tables, each enjoying their "romantic dinner date" with one or two Chinese girls they had each brought in with them.

One girl was the now-famous Miss BBBB from Rattlesnake, who 11Bravo has enjoyed recently. (I forget what 'BBBB' stands for, but she has the second-biggest rack in the history of the universe, so I'm sure "Big" and "Boobs" account for two of the B's).
She was part of a double-act with another Chinese girl, making pleasant conversation with a distinguished old chap over some greasy British Pub food.
Apart from that, still a few CIS and Africans. Very low key, very do-able.
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My evil plan is to visit York this Friday night - first time in over a year. No Bodyguard with me, no early morning wake-up on Saturday morning. Trouble brewing.

[Tony #1]

I quite like Cyclone, mainly because there are so many birds there and a massive choice. And like I said gems are to be found. Will have to try XANADU never been there before. Back in dxb next week.

Any1 thats has noticed the attitude in cyclone, try premiere at the grand hyatt simialr girls to the cycline and less attitude. I don't know what it is for some girls it is as if once they are part of the cyclone brigade they have become part of some elite tribe.

[Disappointed]

I agree such a shame that the cis brigade have got spoilt and big headed, be because with out a doubt they were the best ever, over the past 2 years just don't know wots happened. But saying that there is always gems to be found.

Peace in the Middle East.

You could attribute that to "Money no object" Arabs and foreign diplomatic delegations who arrange parties paying them vast amounts.

Although my preference is for the Stanis, the CIS in general are still the best experiences.

From what i have found once you become a repeat customer you get the old magical performance from them. Paradox being sometimes the 1st experience is so poor - there is no repeat!

My advise is to stay clear from Cyclone to avoid the bad attitude as that is just a tourism market and go for other venues, Regal always being my favourite and Xanadu which has many surprises!

D

[Piper1]

If you're in that area, you might try Imperial - pretty grim later on (poor M/F ratio, and not my mix of males), but early on, can find the occasional diamond in the rough.

Bravo, you sly devil. I never would have guessed that about you! (wink wink, nudge nudge ...)

Now I understand what you were trying to say:

... anybody looking at ladyboy prices... just a poofter who doesn't have the courage to admit it to himself...

*Disclaimer: The above post is satire and does not necessarily represent the views of the author or publisher. No claims for libel will be entertained.

[11Bravo]

Second night was better...

One would hope, after that 1st night

If you're in that area, you might try Imperial - pretty grim later on (poor M/F ratio, and not my mix of males), but early on, can find the occasional diamond in the rough.

[Tony #1]

I agree such a shame that the cis brigade have got spoilt and big headed, be because with out a doubt they were the best ever, over the past 2 years just don't know wots happened. But saying that there is always gems to be found.

Peace in the Middle East.

[Mickey Rooney]

[QUOTE=Louie0520]...... In the process, a few long blond and black hairs accumulated in hard to clean corners of my living quarters. ...[/.QUOTE]Been there done that and faced the music, so not have set up the mongateers DNA house proofing service. Could I interest you in a yearly contract?

You have my sympathies.

[Cons68]

Being curious about a number of places mentioned in this forum I decided to explore the triangle of fun: York-Panorama/Jockeys-Ramda/Rumours.

I performed this exercise twice, the first one on Friday night I reached Yorka around 0100, the second one on Sunday night, starting around 2300. Here is a summary of my findings:

-York, it has the largest number of women, mostly chinese and African. Very few CIS. No significant differences between my two rounds I did not find anything I fancied. I just avoided the.

-Jockeys, a much smaller choice, in numbers, quality wise similar to York (I. E. , not so good). I met a nice CIS girl dancing with a miniskirt, but the escort T42 demanded payment in advance (800 dhm for "all night") I refused and she did not bulge. Being a natural negotiator I counteroffered to pay half in advance. This was the signal for the attack of the infantry, the dancing girl started hitting me in my chest saying "Niet, niet". That was the time to move on to my next stop (not before being threatened by the T42 with "a two ladies session". Next night there was another cis girl next to them, based on previous experience I did not even try to make any contact.

-Rumours, chinese (including a former acquitance of me) and african. First night a CIS girl was dancing wild, I approached her and she asked fro 1, 500 dhm. My social sense of responsibility forced me to come back with 800, her reply was that they guy next to her (admitedly he did not look like a very bright fellow)was offering 2, 000. Being a gentleman I congratulated her and moved on. Second night was even worst.

In both ocasions I retreated to known waters, Regal in my case, first night I picked up a nice looking 36yo Ukranina girl called Olga. By the time she felled on my bathroom for the second time I realized she was too drunk. A real pity as she started with a very energetic and impressive reverse cow girl. But then she got tired and tld me to finish myself. Eventually I kicked her out of my flat at 0500 after she even tried to steal my condoms.

Second night was better, Ianna, agreed to come with me for 700, she demanded advanced payment in my flat. Irefused and she kept asking. Eventually I agreed to put the money on the table and she agreed to take it in the morning. Great attitude (8/10) on a petite body (8/10) with very nice (and large for her frame breasts). If you are looking for a beautiful woman (face 6/10) she is not, but very funny, and she really enjoys. Playing with a dildo she went crazy (never tried it, she was a little bit afraid). A little bit too noisy, my neighbors will hate me. She was very cautious while leaving the place but I prefer not to give details on the procedure as I am not sure LE is lurking around.

So in summary, if you want to find African girls, almost any place will do.

Unfortunately they are not my cup of tea as they have been (in my experience) unreliable, especially regarding oral.

Chinese are also plenty, with the greater choice and quality (as a matter of numbers) going to York.

Rumours is a waste of time, and CIS girls are clearly spoiled.

Too bad.

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[11Bravo]

I can understand the logic of a ladyboy or a top end European / Arab asking for the same but especially even the chinese brigade have also quoted along the same range.

Wow, those uppity PRC's never cease to amaze...

But anybody looking at ladyboy prices... just a poofter who doesn't have the courage to admit it to himself...

First was York. We arrived at about 10:30 PM. I was immediately accosted by a number of very friendly ladies from the Orient, including two that I had been acquainted with in a very enjoyable threesome. They demanded a kiss on each cheek. During this time my wife refused to let go of my arm, and I kept praying she would not bang these delightful ladies on the head with her purse.

Very unusual... customary that if you are with anyone, girls will NOT approach you, giving you a DISCREET smile and a nod from a distance. More so if the one you're with is a stranger... exactly for the consequences you specify. They know that if trouble occurs, regardless of initiator, they face banishment from the office, especially the PRC's.

And now for some useful info: read in TimeOut that March 30th will be dry - some religious holiday. Forewarned is forearmed.

[Muff Man]

As promised here's me experience of 3 nights in Dubai (28th Feb. 2nd Mrach 2007):.

First night went over to York hotel as there was no action in the hotel I was staying (Admiral Plaza). There is an entrance fee to the 'York Club' but I managed to sneak in behind the security goon who was kept busy by some unruly punters. As reported before there are clear bondaries for the different ethnic types. African's to the left, Chinese to the right and CIS in the middle. The chinese are all lined up as if standing in a parade. Didn't catch anything I fancied so went over the other side to the African's. There were a few hot looking ethiopians but they were asking ridiculous rates. 1000 upwards and the good looking ones wouldn't budge. I talked to a few average looking CIS girls who could be haggled down to 700 for the night. I did fancy one which wanted 1200 initially but go her down to 900 for the night. She was about a 7. 5, young with nice slim body but unfortunately not the size of rack I was looking for. I decided not to go with her and ended up going back to the hotel empty handed. I thought I'll try my luck at cyclone the next night (Thurs).

Cyclone:. Entrance fee is 85dhs. Place was heaving when I arrived just after midnight. Ratio was about 2: 1 (men: women). PRC's on the left all lined up in the parade. There must have been over 50 of them. One hot looking PRC girl I spotted didn't wanna go back to the hotel with me in Deira (St. George). Said it was too far and she'd rather take me to her place. Her asking price was 1500dhs for the night. She was dreaming. I didn't haggle because I wasn't that interested in her after all. I was on the lookout for a persian girl but hadn't spotted any so far. There were also plenty of CIS and african girls to choose from who's asking prices were 1000/night. Some you could negotiate down to 700/night but then you would be compromising on the quality. I was just about to give up when I spotted this arabic looking babe sitting in the corner by herself. I went over to her and she greeted me with a big smile. She seemd quite attractive and had what looked like a nice curvy body. Her name was Fatima and she was from Iran. She spoke good english. Her whole approach was friendly and we made small talk before I asked about the 'real questions. She said she charged 1500 dhs /night, 2000 if back door was included. I said it was too high and said 1000/night. She immediatley agreed. I then realised that I could have offered her a lot less and could have negotiated a better deal but anyway my mistake. She had her own car and told me to leave the club seperately and walk slowly on on the road and wait for her. She duly arrived and we made our way to the hotel. No questions were asked at the hotel. Once in the room we started with a lot of hugging and deep french kissing. She took all her clothes off and unzipped my trousers and proceeded to give me an excellent BBBJ. I then made her lie on the bed for some DATY. She smelled and tasted very sweet. I then made her lie on the front so that I could rim her. She was really clean and tasted very nice. I spent a good 20 minutes alternating between her pussy and her arse. I then took her in the 69 position where she give me some rimming and anal fingering with a condom on her finger. This was something new I had never experienced and was a pleasant surprise. On with condom and took her doggy style. Her arse looked so heavenly and was ready-made for some anal action. Although anal wasn't inlcuded in the price she said I could enter her thorugh the back door since I told her I really liked her arse and would love to bang it. I entered her back door with little difficulty and banged away at her with deep strong thrusts alternating between her pussy and arse. This went on for a good 15 minutes before we changed positions several times, her on top, then me on top then onto doggy again. I entered her pussy and then her back door again this time increasing the pace. The whole bed was rattling and she was moaning all the way through until when I could hold on no longer, finally shot my load in her arse. We chatted for about 30 minutes lying naked on the bed before I was ready again for round 2. I knew I wouldn't be able to penetrate her again so I just asked for some BBBJ. This time round it took me a good 30 minutes before I could come. I was shattered after this and although we agreed on a full night she said she had to go. It was around 3: 00 am and I was so dog tired I wouldn't be able to do anything anyway so I agreed she could leave. She also give me backdoor for no extra charge so I didn't complain too much. I took her mobile number and we kissed good night and off she went All in all a fantastic experience. If anyone wants to contact her just PM me and I will give you her number. Face 7/10, body 7/10 attitude 9/10.

Next night: Premiere (Hyatt regency)

I was staying at this hotel for the last night of my trip and ventured into the Premiere night club which is located in the hotel complex. Same mix of PRC, CIS and african ladies. Made small talk with a few of the ladies before I spotted a cute CIS girl who spoke very little english. She was blonde about 23 with a medium sized rack. Unfortunately I can't remember her name. Her charges were 1000/night and 500 for ST. Got her down to 400 ST. Made ourselves to my room after she supplied a passport copy to the guy at the lifts. There is a 100dhs charge for bringing a 'guest' to your room. She made for the bathroom and then came out in a bath towel. I held her in my arms and started kissing (deep french). She then laid me down on the bed and give a decent BBBJ. Got her in 69 and licked both her holes out. She again was extremely clean and tasted ever so sweet. I could have spent all night just doing that. On with the rubber and tried several positions before I made her finish me with a BBBJ and a hand job whilst I fingered her holes. All in all a very good ST with a good looking lady. Face 8/10, body 7/10 attitude 9/10. Only downside was she spoke very little english so couldn't get to know her properly.

Hope I haven't bored you with my slightly long account. Enjoy.

The Muff Man

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[Beijing Lover]

Hi guys...

I'm looking for a old friend from Hong Kong.
He moved there about one year ago.
His name is Steve Baron.
If you happen to know about his whereabouts just send me a PM.

Beijing Lover

[Funfor Females]

Well done, a splendid tale well told!

You don't perhaps think that the inflated negotiating position taken by your better half might be a symptom of the economic pheomenon you describe?

Keep up the good work. Oh, and as a matter of curiosity, how much was your missus asking?

FFF

[Fifty Fifty]

I couldn’t believe the latest asking prices. AED 1,500 to 2,000 seemed to be the norm for CIS, with AED 1,000 to 1,500 for PRC. There seemed to be a definite preference to visit hotels only. Are Cyclone girls becoming elitist and pricing themselves out of the market? My wife even commented that the Cyclone girls seem very aloof and unfriendly in comparison with the York girls.

Yes I agree, the Cyclone is rapidly becoming a waste of money,but then there are and always will be guys who like to waste their money.

'Aloof and unfriendly' - yes, IMHO that is par for the course where attractive CIS are involved, they always have been that way.

As for the 'very ordinary girls' at the Rattler also wanting 400 ST and 700 LT, still IMHO far too high.

As a AED 500 LT regular, I refuse to consider going any higher, unless it is for something quite spectacular. Then again I already have something like that and she is good at AED 500 - 1000 for LT, where LT means Thursday to Sunday. Now that is a reasonable rate and one that I should be very happy with, before anyone comments, yes I am happy LOL.

Whats with the Cyclone prices of AED 1000 - 1500 LT for PRC, when quite a few of the same girls can be found in the Seaview and elsewhere for AED 500 LT max?

Took a colleague to the Seaview (his 1st time) last night where he picked up a very attractive, well built PRC (a little older than my standard 50:50), she opened at 500 and after 10 seconds of negotiations agreed to 400 LT. As I write this she is still with him, some 12 hours later - value for money chaps, and there are plenty more available.

I get a bit fed up with reading reports of guys saying they had a wonderful time and all for only AED 1500 LT - so they should have, that is damned expensive, even at current rates.

As long as there are guys willing to pay the higher rates, there will be girls wanting to charge them.

Here in DXB we have it pretty good and reasonably cheap where the WG price is concerned (e.g. London = 300 pounds or AED 2200 for an afternoon BJ with extras negotiable on top)

Lets exercise some control and keep it that way guys.

Anyone wants to accompany me on a AED 400/500 LT hunt one night, PMs are welcomed.

Cya,

FF

[Tom2004]

A buddy of mine has been offer to be based here in Dubai and he's wondering with a USD7,000 monthly pay with the car, fuel, apartment all paid by company, is this sufficient?

If not, kindly adv for expat's pay as Sales Manager for building materials company earns a month in Dubai?

Guy,

it sounds a little bit to good and I would suggest three points:

- It is extremly common within sales to have a fix and varable (bonus) portion in the salary, make sure you buddy has clear understanding what is fix, what are the targets he should reach, and the consequential bonus, Is the money paid in US$ or AED at offical exchange rate, this may have an impact to when sending it abroad.

- In respect to accommodation make sure he agrees about the kind of accommodation and quality (area),

- It is likely DXB/UAE will see a VAT in the foreseable future, make sure contract incorporates this, i. e. fixed adjustment etc.

If the before is fixed and it is a reputable company it seems to be a great deal and congratulation to your buddy,

Greetings,
tom