Dubai Reports

[Anil Fedrik]

Is seems like security is beefing up a bit.

I can understand hotels and hotel apartments needing to, but residential apartments!

If I 'dial a massage' on my day off, the visitor now has to sign in. One of my visitors buzzed me from the basement the other day where the taxi dropped her off, and I buzzed her in. Only she told me that when she got into the elevator and pressed my floor number, G also lit up at same time – security hauled her out and said she needed to sign in and asked if she was 'working' (good choice of word). TBH I'm not happy about these logs showing that I can 1-2 visitors a week.

Also seems like they have completely stopped the Chinese DVD ladies entering as I haven't seen one calling on a Friday for 2 months now. Even though the DVDs are crud, you could get a nice back rub for AED50.

Anyone else suffering with security?

Grondig77,

LE are become bit strict now due to upcoming Ramadan, so careful and be safe

[Member #4551]

Is seems like security is beefing up a bit.

I can understand hotels and hotel apartments needing to, but residential apartments!

If I 'dial a massage' on my day off, the visitor now has to sign in. One of my visitors buzzed me from the basement the other day where the taxi dropped her off, and I buzzed her in. Only she told me that when she got into the elevator and pressed my floor number, G also lit up at same time – security hauled her out and said she needed to sign in and asked if she was 'working' (good choice of word). TBH I'm not happy about these logs showing that I can 1-2 visitors a week.

Also seems like they have completely stopped the Chinese DVD ladies entering as I haven't seen one calling on a Friday for 2 months now. Even though the DVDs are crud, you could get a nice back rub for AED50.

Anyone else suffering with security?

[11Bravo]

Whats is this snake? I ave no clue. Is it on shk zayed road?

It's the Rattlesnake bar at the Metropolitan Hotel on SZR.

Dubai is fun but nothing is cheap there.

Agree with that. You have to keep in mind WHERE you are. In the Middle East. In that regards, it's great. And you get a wide selection of wg's of many nationalities. White, black, yellow. But if you start comparing it to other places, such as prices, you are setting yourself up for disappointment. Hotels are cheaper in Thailand. The same level of quality costs more in dxb. P4P is cheaper in LOS, but there's a world-wide selection in dxb. If you've been to an oily or soapy in LOS, you will be SADLY disappointed in dxb. Just like when you go to Spinneys, the grocery store. You see some food you like, you buy it, you DON'T compare the price with what you pay elsewhere (Expat 101).

[Harry Otool]

Have been a fan of th forum for a long time but have not contributed yet.

This is my first report.

Last month went to Kubu at Radisson. Around 3. 00 am took taxi with a companion.

Taxi driver took a short cut by turning right at Carlton Hotel. Round the curve there was a

Police road block. Lucky there were 2 to 3 cars in front so I ducked out of taxi and ran around.

To the corner and ended at main road behind Radisson. Went round thru small passages and back

To the front of Radisson. Lady was waiting there for me in the taxi and honked me back in.

Went to my hotel and guess what my wallet was empty. I am 100% sure I had money when

I bought the last drink at Kubu. Somebody pick pocketed me at Kubu.

Please be carefull. First time this has ever happened to me in Dubai, the road block and being.

Robbed at a bar

[Semenation]

I am British born Paki and 27. Well talking about Dubai Forum, I may able to give you some info like you gave me when I was in LOS on ISG long ago. Lets get back to topic "Dubai" I have a reasonable experience of Dubai when it comes to mongering. Well let me start with the your first question you said how safe are MPs with Full service. You refered to Rose. Well Rose Excellent Massage has the worst quality of girls. All are Old and not attractive. Just visited them last week. Although its never been raided but The Mamasan on phone said 6 girls. When I reached there were only saw 3. The location and people were very suspisous. All of Girls were like 4/10 with alot of fats on their body. I hate that and all my friends who have been to LOS must be also choosy when it comes to alot of fats at wrong areas of body. So to be honest I would have never paid more than 200 for 1 hour for that type of a women, but she asked for 500 for 1 hours with FS. Which concluded at 300, with not a value for money. Human Anotomy is quite funny when compared to sexual arousal. A girl with wrong fats at wrong places has never been good in bed to my experience (I may be wrong). I wish atleast if you wasnt good looking she could have been good at her service. Massage was good but BBBJ was below average, and Sex was like she didn't like to change positions. Girls name was Palm.

Anyways let stick to the topic. When you say DXB is safe? That is such a quesiton which no one can answer. If a cop is your best friend even still he won't be able to answer that. Muslim countries are way unpredicatable when it comes to sex and alcohol. Dubai once upon a time used to me a semi-strict muslim country. During the property boom it became a more than liberal country and now its a semi liberal country. If you are tourist and keep your self to hotel and have sex (any type) in your hotel which is girl friendly trust me no will even say a word. But talking about incalls. I have never had any bad experience but its a big mental torture to go to a place where a girl is known to have illegal physical relationships with regular customers comming in. Obviously everybody living around her flat knows what is doing and I personally if am not aware of Dubai and its situation won't recommend incalls for Newbies like you.

For example. I will definately know a girl in my neighbourhood in UK if she is using her room / condo as a brothel. So that adds an extra risk to the situation you are refering. Talking about ramadan I won't recommend trying an incall during that month yea. Hotel rooms are safe, Eat, drink, have sex during that month is no problem. But raids are seriously practiced so outside you are in big trouble.

Stick to the hotel rooms man and have a peace of mind. You come for holidays for peace of mind and fun. So try to achieve that. Get a green hotel, go to the safe pick up joints, pick a girl, bring to hotel, do the deed, if she is good pay her the tip, if she is bad kick her out with just the commited price.

Be confident, responsible (take very little alcohol when outside, but you can get the worst form of drunk in your room) and don't be a typical tourist, Be a little stylish with an attitude giving a professional businessman look and trust me you won't have any trouble in green hotels and joint and even roaming near a AMP.

Dubai is fun but nothing is cheap there. You have to plan and be a bad boy behind the curtains and discreet. If you can do that then just relax and do whatever you want to. ENjoy, Enjoy and Enjoy.

My friend even if everything is good let me tell you SEX IS NEVER SAFE. HIV and STDs are always there which can kill you but still you take the risk. Condoms can break anytime. When you wear them you never think that way. So why worry about the otherthings in dubia. Just follow the rules like you folow the "Safe sex" rule and keep discreet and responsible don't think you are in Pattaya (los). Sex doesn't have death sentence in Dubai like HIV. So don't worry just relax and enjoy. Just be carefull and enjoy the nightlife with precaution and you won't ever get in trouble. Wish ya a happy party time in Dubai.

I am sorry to say but Dubai is an open sexplace + partyplace. Too many sluts around waiting to get picked. You can have any girl with any nationality there. But a little unpredictable. So just have fun nothing will go wrong if you follow the things I just mensioned above.

Friends I would like to know that using MPs in DXB safe? (like Rose Excellent and many more which have been discussed on the forum)

I mean to ask that I know few people who do incalls with women rather than bring then to their hotel they do the deed in the girl's rooms. Accordin to these guys they told me that this usually saves them hassle of the hotels and taxis when it comes to doing quick short times. Same is the question about Massage Parlors providing full services.

Now my question is do you think its safe and won't get you in trouble. Obviously sex is illegal in UAE but everybody knows and they don't want to stop it as we all know the reasons.

I would like to hear a word from experienced fellows.

Regards and thanks in advance!

[Viewsoniczee]

Talk about luck! I was at the snake the same day as you. I can tell by the clothes she was wearing. Unless that what she wears most days. I wouldn't doubt it. Back to the point, though she is not the prettiest of the lot, I thought she would be alot of fun in bed, with those juicy tits of hers, and the amount she was dancing I could not believe she would just be a dead fish in bed! Any thanks for the post, especially with the pictures, because I was aiming to take her home the next time I saw her. Now thats not going to happen!

Thanks again.

I urge all members to do the same, post bad experiences, and if possible pictures, so others can be saved from the hassle. It is partially what this fourm is about anyway. Sharing experiences.

Stay safe and play safe.

Kkreeac

Whats is this snake? I ave no clue. Is it on shk zayed road?

[Nickc]

'DO NOT DO THIS' List for Girls

We didn't pay for cracking jokes during sex (I go and see a stand-up comedian if I want to have a good Craic as the Irish say).

7. Don't forget to take all your belongings (I had mobile phones, hair pins, hair and tooth brushes etc).

6. Don't share all your misery with us about family back home, lack of money bla bla. (We are aware of it but I think if both of us forget their problems for a few hours, it will be more fun. It's likely not resulting in a bigger tip).

5. Don't ask about wife and kids (chances are we want to forget about this for a few hours).

4. Don't start to be suddenly super-shy in the room (we are about to have sex, so I may as well see you naked).

3. No, we don't enjoy watching silly, foreign language music videos on your phone.

Hello, Hello,. Not so sure about the use of 'we' and 'us'. My views may differ a little.

My list would be a little different. I don't mind if girls have a laugh in bed, I'm probably guilty of encouraging that.

I don't mind if girls want to leave cell phones in my room, of course I'd give them back to them.

Its ok by me if girls talk a little about who they are. They can ask about me to if they want.

Sometimes girls are a little shy, I help them overcome that) they are want they are.

Once I meet this beauty Indian at Regal and we watched an Indian movie on TV amid our playfulness) it was great fun.

Cheers Nickc

[Member #1263]

Hello, Hunters. Hope all is well. Wanted to share a recent experience at the Fairmont club. Met some Moroccan ladies and the asking price was 5000 and then got reduced to 3000. Asked them for how long. Is it for the night. Their reply was "as long as we enjoy-we don't go by the watch". Did seem strange to me how the asking price was so high, although they were perfect 9's.

Obviously being unclear about the timings. I had to walk away. Anyone come across same situation. Happy hunting!

[11Bravo]

Ramadan timing changes every year, but Ramadan doesn't:

2 links as to what the scene is:

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...l=1#post400005

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...l=1#post505398

[11Bravo]

The person in most trouble will be the Mamasan, she can expect to get locked away for some time. Next are the girls, at best they get deported out of the country with no re-entry allowed, maybe after a short visit to the jail. But they could also be worse off. For you as a punter: it depends. UAE is quite a racist society, so if you're Pakistani or Indian you could be up for a bad surprise. Westerners or fellow GCC guys, might get away with it but they will surely take your identity and you will end up in some kind of database at least. But again you could get worse treatment.

Any girl detained WILL be jailed (no bail here) , at a minimum for the time it takes for the deportation paperwork to process (about a week) , assuming she has a ticket out (deportations are NOT paid by the govt). If a ticket is not produced, then she stays in jail until she can come up with the ticket out.

Agree that if you're not amongst the "chosen men", you could be in for some dicey times. Even if you are amongst the privileged, there is a risk there could be repercussions (DEFERENCE to LE ALWAYS recommended). To insure court appearances, your passport could be held by the court, and you will be entered into the database of "no exit". Clearing yourself from that database is not always straightforward; there have been instances of innocent people prevented from leaving because of an old entry.

A lot of girls leave during the summer, or Ramadan, so when they overlap... Not to say there won't be some around, but it's not exactly high season. Given the less tolerance, girls will want to keep a LOW profile. If a girl doesn't recognize your hotel, she might not go, and if it's "too cheap", that too can work against you (another example of judging wallet size by where you stay). If it's low class, she might not take the risk of a bunch of your friends waiting in the room to party, or of jealous residents causing problems (I've been harassed by civilians when walking into her apt block with her). You don't have to stay at a 4 star, but those Diera 1 and 2 stars won't fly either.

As pointed out by CC, attitudes change during Ramadan, becoming less flexible. PUBLIC propriety is really encouraged, and dxb wants to put on its best face, especially given the family visitors.

It's been said before, but worth repeating: if you can delay a trip until after Ramadan, I'd do so, but if you can't, you can find what you are looking for. With the "no live music" and "light's on" in the clubs, can actually be easier.

[Crown Comfort]

Friends I would like to know that using MPs in DXB safe? (like Rose Excellent and many more which have been discussed on the forum)

I mean to ask that I know few people who do incalls with women rather than bring then to their hotel they do the deed in the girl's rooms. Accordin to these guys they told me that this usually saves them hassle of the hotels and taxis when it comes to doing quick short times. Same is the question about Massage Parlors providing full services.

Now my question is do you think its safe and won't get you in trouble. Obviously sex is illegal in UAE but everybody knows and they don't want to stop it as we all know the reasons.

I would like to hear a word from experienced fellows.

Regards and thanks in advance!

Full Service MPs are not legal, so there would be trouble if you get in a raid. The person in most trouble will be the Mamasan, she can expect to get locked away for some time. Next are the girls, at best they get deported out of the country with no re-entry allowed, maybe after a short visit to the jail. But they could also be worse off. For you as a punter: it depends. UAE is quite a racist society, so if you're Pakistani or Indian you could be up for a bad surprise. Westerners or fellow GCC guys, might get away with it but they will surely take your identity and you will end up in some kind of database at least. But again you could get worse treatment.

Is it worth the risk. Maybe. There are times LE is moe active than others. Always be very careful and watch around for big tinted windows SUVs parking suspiciously nearby (that describes unfortunately 90% of all cars in Dubai).

In particular before Ramadan (so pretty much now) , LE is very active with raids, so at the moment it is much safer to pick someone up at a bar and discretely retreat to your hotel room.

[Eminent]

Friends I would like to know that using MPs in DXB safe? (like Rose Excellent and many more which have been discussed on the forum)

I mean to ask that I know few people who do incalls with women rather than bring then to their hotel they do the deed in the girl's rooms. Accordin to these guys they told me that this usually saves them hassle of the hotels and taxis when it comes to doing quick short times. Same is the question about Massage Parlors providing full services.

Now my question is do you think its safe and won't get you in trouble. Obviously sex is illegal in UAE but everybody knows and they don't want to stop it as we all know the reasons.

I would like to hear a word from experienced fellows.

Regards and thanks in advance!

[Crown Comfort]

Fellow friends,

I soon will be back in DXB for a full week of fun and I'm looking forward to it. Will share some reports for sure. I thought I post a. Not with totally serious intention. List of advice for our favourite service providers. It's known that quite a few girls follow the forum, so perhaps it helps (smile).

So here are my TOP 8 'DO NOT DO THIS' List for Girls from my past experience (all true stories). This does not include any of the obvious rip off scams, more like a few cosmetic changes that would make it even more enjoyable. Feel free to add some of yours, maybe we get a Top 10 list together. Enjoy.

8. Don't turn this into a comedy show, sure we want to laugh and have fun, but we didn't pay for cracking jokes during sex (I go and see a stand-up comedian if I want to have a good Craic as the Irish say).

7. Don't forget to take all your belongings (I had mobile phones, hair pins, hair and tooth brushes etc).

6. Don't share all your misery with us about family back home, lack of money bla bla. (We are aware of it but I think if both of us forget their problems for a few hours, it will be more fun. It's likely not resulting in a bigger tip).

5. Don't ask about wife and kids (chances are we want to forget about this for a few hours).

4. Don't start to be suddenly super-shy in the room (we are about to have sex, so I may as well see you naked).

3. No, we don't enjoy watching silly, foreign language music videos on your phone.

2. Don't start the 'I love you, honey and I want to marry you, honey' talk, it's more of a turn-off than you think.

1. Don't ask to become friends on Facebook (maybe in another life).

[11Bravo]

She says 2 taxi so I agree. Don't want any unnecessary hassle. Its a 2. 5 minute ride to 4 points but what the hell. Her there and the meter says 8. Damn! Ok we did stop at a red light for a long time. I give him a 15 and off into the hotel where she is waiting for me in the lobby.

I'd always defer to the girl on transportation, she knows what's best and what she feels comfortable with. Common practice for a girl to want to take a taxi, regardless how short the distance. Minimizes chance of contact with LE (the culling of stragglers as it were). I thought the minimum fare has been set to 10 dhs now; previously, drivers would not want to make short trips after having waited in the queue for so long.

I get ready and put her money on the table. Its supposed to be 600 but I didn't have change so gave her the whole 1000, she earned it. Though I think 800 would have been smarter to keep the market in check.

You handled it well, and for the good time she provided, what the hey. I really don't think the wg stock market in general will take any kind of upward swing because of it. Only risk might be to you, given that you've now established what she's worth to you. If you ever pulled her again, anything less might be a disappointment.

I always made sure I had an assortment of bills before heading out, stopping by an atm if needed to withdraw a 500-multiple + 400 (900, 1400, etc.) Tucked the 100's away so they didn't disappear paying for drinks. Plus always made sure I had a couple of 20's stashed away for her taxi fare (that can swing a deal in your favor).

I have a feeling she had some sort of connection with me with that kind of kissing, then having sex with no condom, then finally the way she was so close while we were lying down and then subsequently on the sofa.

I chalk it up to her being quite a bit older, probabyl not having as many clients, then having clients who don't take time to please her aswell, and having no one to really share passion with.

I could be wrong.

I certainly wasn't surprised. Turned out to be a good evening for BOTH of you, each of you figuring you'd be going home empty-handed. And you'd be surprised at the number of "bend over and brace" type of punter, having no sex ed back home ("Gee, why would you ever need that?"). A nice guy, who takes his time, treats her like a GF, often is rewarded with a memorable experience.

[11Bravo]

Thoughts please. After 3 nights in DXB had a PRC rip off, mediocre African and sweet Fili. For my last night do I take the sweet Fili again, not great but I know what I am getting or do I try my luck with CIS and complete the DXB set? Decisions, decisions.

CIS can be tricky, difficult to find one who is legit. I knew a few who were, but then again, CIS was not really my thing. Personally, I think it has a lot to do with the fact that few are FL's, most work for a boss, and are under a lot of pressure to maximize profits and pay off their debts (why I prefer PRC's and other FL's).

You never described the PRC rip-off, but I'm guessing it was a LT becomes ST, probably the most prevalent (though these, for me anyway, were few and far between). Troublesome, but as long as it's pay AFTER, you just provide your ST rate. Likewise, you never described the Fili, but given it was not great, then why repeat given there are so many other chances available. Yes, certainly could be worse, but then again, could be better.

In searching for your other reports, noticed that you'd had a PRC bailout before. Like you mentioned, given the low rate (400) , not that surprising, especially with a visitor (no repeat business incentive). I always found it helpful to have agreed on a departure time, not just LT. Might not have helped, but some pros certainly use LT to mean, and I quote,"until YOU fall asleep". But, my experience, PRC's were the most reliable in filling specs and promises.

For me, I would hit the Seaview, checked the attitude of any stani's, but unless someone I really clicked with, gone with a nice PRC or Filli, full contract specified before leaving the bar. If nothing else, get some good music. For me, the anticipation was always a big factor, the promise of what she might be.

And what the hell, it's only 1 night out of your life.