Dubai Reports

[Attitude1001]

Hi,

I would like fellow mongers to please pool in.

Q. What are the tips of being safe and protecting yourself?

Q. Are the girls tested for HIV and other STDs?

Q. Condom's a must. What about uncovered BJ? And more importantly what up if condom ruptures?

Q. DATY. Oral / anal or Kissing girls. All of that stuff?

Rgds.

Attitude

[Rdwryr22]

Interestingly, was at dinner a few weeks ago and one of my colleagues was a gorgeous gal who works in the construction industry (but who says she used to work in TV in Egypt.) She can't understand why western expats bring their wives to DXB / AD. Her quote: "why show up at a banquet with a sandwich in your pocket?"

Its clear that you are a sensible guy.

Also, I understand what you mean about the passion dying out in a long relationship over the years.

Its normal, but then again, I do have examples of people I know that have been together for 30+ years and are still as passionate as ever.

The only way that works is if both of them put in a bit of work to keep things interesting. It does take two to tango as they say.

Me? I obviously still think its fine to monger whilst married as long as no one gets hurt. (at least we ought to try not to hurt anyone)

That either means you have a very open minded wife that does not mind if you shag other girls (and if you're lucky. She wants to join in.). Or, you make the effort to be very careful and make sure your wife never finds out because that would hurt her a lot.

I don't think its NORMAL (at least not to me) , to only have sex with the same person for the rest of your life no matter how great she is.

Example, your wife might be a great cook, but occasionally, you like to eat at a nice restaurant or even a cheap fast food joint for a change. But you enjoy your meal and go back home after. You don't ever want to end up actually LIVING in the restaurant.

So Jimmy, seeing this girl again will be like going back to your favourite restaurant. Enjoy the food and wine and decadent desert, pay your bill (remember to tip for the great service!) , and then go back home.

Works for me.

Seasons Greetings!

WB

[Poonhound69]

2600 was probably a bit too much, but to have 2 Romanian models giving you back to back lap dances is an event I couldn't pass up.

CJ

Salut CJ. Thanks for the report.

If anybody gives you grief and suggests that this could be had in romainia for $150, just tell them how much you saved on time and airfare.

Too bad I didn't see your message. I was driving by the hyatt with the windows down, sippin coffee and enjoying the cool weather@1.

-Ph

[Cj9779]

Decided late last night to go hunting CIS. Last minute decision. First stop was York about 12:30 PM. For those that live here, York can be an issue. There is no parking nearby. I ended up parking at a small lot near Regent Palace for 5 AED an hour and taking a taxi to York. For some reason they are cracking down on everyone going in. I had to pay ann entry fee for the first time, and I know half the doorman by name. They apologized, but said it was a new policy. Everyone pays. 75 AED lighter, I went inside.

Inside. The place was overun by Asians and Africans. There was one CIS (UzbeK) that I knew from before. She had a bad attitude and I'm sure her reputation was why she was only one left in the club.

Even the "Red Square" of York was empty. All CIS gone. For the record, Thursday is probably the worst night for mongering.

In disbelief I headed out. Instead of getting my car, I took a taxi straight to Premier, as it was already nearing 1 AM. The entry fee was the usual 150 AED.

Just in the door was a couple lookers, but they were obviously taken by other mongers. The selection was a bit rough this time. Apparently by then, all the good pickings were gone. I saw the infamous Barbie, and her boss, and new crop of bleach blondes (see a previous report).

A couple trips around the main drag and I spot a nice looking blonde. I start talking. The usual conversation. She quotes me 2000. Just then I see Barbie's boss come up to her and ask her something. I realize she is part of that crew and quickly move away. For those that do not know, their boss is Russian and keeps a very tight leash and tons of rules (2000 AED, no negotiation, they will not ride in the same taxi with you, they will be bitchy the entire time, the boss will call at least 6 times an hour to see how things are going, they will ask for additional money claiming their boss takes it all, they will leave as quickly as possible and demand more money for taxi) , basically Barbie and her friends should be avoided at all costs.

Anyway, I managed to meet a couple Ukrainians that were a bit older. They offered 3000 AED for both of them. Almost took it except they said they had to leave at 5 am, no matter what, and neither of them drank.

I spoke with another girl, she said she would not ride in the same taxi and would meet me at my hotel, I declined.

A few more conversations. 2000 not negotiable, no riding in the same taxi, no drinking, tons of rules. This is biggest problem with hunting CIS. For some reason, they see themselves as the ones in charge of the situation. I noticed that the quality was way down and price was way up tonight.

I was just about to leave, when I saw Anna. I had taken her a few time before, but now she was at least 10 kg lighter. We talked a minute. She told me she was dieting and trying to get her weight down a bit. I told her she looked great, but I'd still only give her 1300, she agreed. I asked if she had a friend. She called her friend Mimi, who was outside. Finally, things were coming together. We picked up my car and Mimi in Bur Dubai and headed back to my place.

We went into the bar and put on some music. A few shots of Tequila and they were having a stripper contest. They took turns trying to seduce me with their lap dances, each one getting a little more exotic.

Finally we started the main event. It was a bit strange as they wanted to change condoms every time I switched back and forth.

Ended up getting a double HJ / BJ (covered) to finish me off.

We sat and chatted a bit and then moved into the shower. I probably could have gotten round 2 going, but it was 5 AM and I'd had a lot of Tequila. We said our goodbyes, and made promises for a round 2 in the near future.

2600 was probably a bit too much, but to have 2 Romanian models giving you back to back lap dances is an event I couldn't pass up.

CJ

[Poonhound69]

To my fellow Dubai Mongers,

Where should I go after work? 6pm? Rattlesnake? Panorama? TGIT? Etc?

Rattlesnake gets going later. Go there after 11.

6 is when panorama reopens after closing at 4.

[Cj9779]

No takers. Guess this is a solo mission. . Happy Hunting All!

Anyone up for a CIS hunt tonight (Thursday)? PM me within the next hour.

CJ

[Cj9779]

Anyone up for a CIS hunt tonight (Thursday)? PM me within the next hour.

CJ

[Member #4551]

Did anyone ever come across an independent escort called Anna? Chinese but said she was from HK. 26 but looked 29 maybe, very slender but not short, long hair. Always smiling.

Told me she lived in Greens and use to advertise plenty (like sometimes the exact same ad 5 times) in well known expat site. Ads were usually full of spelling mistakes but also seem to go to the trouble of writing little rhymes and stuff, 'if you haven't tried me, you haven't tried the best'. Also her ads said English and Western men prefered.

In all seriousness, this girl gave great massages, and one time I called her just for that particular service. Cell number ended in 13.

If anyone knows who I'm on about, but more importantly if she's still around, please PM.

Regards and thanks Mr Gron.

[Johnjohn Bob]

All in all a great weekend and so far way better than anything I have picked up so far in Abu Dhabi athough I am sure there are girls here that can do as well.

Thank you for giving your girl a tour of Abu Dhabi scene. Hopefully she will consider moving and pull in some of her friends.

It is a well known fact that the market in AD is inferior to Dubai which is puzzling since a good looking WG doesn't need to worry about supply of desperate customers.

This piece of news from The National shows to what extend some mongers are prepared to go.

How about this pickup line: 'If you won't do it for me (my money) , do it for God, pleeeeeeease. '

-

Man had sex with Filipina because 'I wanted to convert her to Islam'

http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...t-her-to-islam

ABU DHABI / A man had sex with a Filipina three times while trying to convert her to Islam, a criminal court heard yesterday.

MGG, an Egyptian who lives in Abu Dhabi, appeared before the Abu Dhabi Criminal Court of First Instance charged with having sex outside of wedlock. Prosecutors accused him of sleeping three times with a woman from the Philippines, identified as ALK. Both pleaded guilty yesterday. They were arrested after another Egyptian man reported the incident to police. It was not clear how or where they were arrested.

Chief Justice Saeed Abdul Baseer told the man that because he was Muslim, he faced 100 lashes if he insisted on pleading guilty."You have the right to change your plea," the chief justice said. MGG replied: "No. I insist on my confession."

He then told the justices that he did not plan to have sex with the woman, and that it just happened as he was talking to her about Islam."I was planning to marry her," MGG told the justices."I wanted to convert her to Islam."

The chief justice then laughed and asked whether that was a good way to convert someone. MGG replied it was not part of his initial plan. The judge will issue a verdict on Sunday.

[Boondocks]

To my fellow Dubai Mongers,

Where should I go after work? 6pm? Rattlesnake? Panorama? TGIT? Etc?

[Boondocks]

Question for the Dubai Mongers. Where would you go at 6pm? Panorama? Rattlesnake? Any other suggestions?

[Jimmy K II]

I have never seen these things end well. Early on in my mongering career I had something similar. Fortunately I was single. Setting expectations is a must. You either have to be comfortable with what she is doing and the risks that go along with it, or be prepared to support her completely, which it doesn't sound like you are.

With that said, I used to be friends with many high class WG here. They can be a lot of fun, when you are just spending time together for free. The advantage of those girls is they don't work every night and enjoy just going out the club or dinner and having a good time. But always be prepared if suddenly a high roller regular calls and she has to split right after you ordered dinner. That can be awkward.

I repeat that expectations have to be discussed and lines drawn to avoid confusion and hurt feelings down the line.

CJ

You're absolutely right CJ.

If I'd be single, may be I'd give it a try and take her out from her business for a several time to live with me in my home country.

But as I'm absolutely not single and hope, this remains for quite a long while (to divorce would cost hell of money and energy for sure) , I'll follow CJ's advise and keep "my favourite WG's" (esp. HER) as very good friends when coming to Dubai.

Besides of this it was a wonderful time with her and hopefully will be same the next time, but who knows.

So I revised myself to be only a "little love fool" and continue my search for the perfect one.

(as a surfer I'm always on the hunt for the perfect wave, so do I as monger and search the perfect fuck.)

Guys, thanks again for your advises. Wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy and Sucessful New Year 2011!

Keep on posting.

Cheers.

Jimmyk

[Cons68]

Would not it be much more fun to tell him to go with his feelings and how love understands nothing about social barriers, age and culture differences or money issues?

We could have bet on how long before crash and burn. Damm such a lost opportunity.

It must be all this christams crap that is making you all softies.

Seriously, you (original poster, not CJ) are an idiot. Yes, it is confirmed. What you got is nto love, is called infatuation, and may become obsession, even more worryingly, cash-depleting obsession.

You are warned. Good luck.

I have never seen these things end well. Early on in my mongering career I had something similar. Fortunately I was single. Setting expectations is a must. You either have to be comfortable with what she is doing and the risks that go along with it, or be prepared to support her completely, which it doesn't sound like you are.

With that said, I used to be friends with many high class WG here. They can be a lot of fun, when you are just spending time together for free. The advantage of those girls is they don't work every night and enjoy just going out the club or dinner and having a good time. But always be prepared if suddenly a high roller regular calls and she has to split right after you ordered dinner. That can be awkward.

I repeat that expectations have to be discussed and lines drawn to avoid confusion and hurt feelings down the line.

CJ

[Yikes Mike]

Had a stopover for a day in Dubai recently. Didn't really want to do the bar or club pick-up scene while I was there, so had done some research beforehand and managed to find a few numbers of massage ladies. Got there, made a few calls and picked one to visit. Mamasan sounded very friendly, and had good English, which can be important, I've realized over the years.

Got to the apartment building on time, no problems getting in, was right across the Metro, went right up to the door and rang the bell. Was let in by smiling sweet little Chinese girl, who escorted me to the main living room where a row of 8 girls were standing in lingerie and heels. Mamasan wasn't around. I spent a minute looking them all over and then made a decision: a very cute, bubbly young Chinese babe with a slightly curvy body. She was delighted that I picked her and quickly gave me hug.

Got to the room (the big apartment had maybe 5 rooms) where she asked me if I wanted to shower. I declined as I didn't want to waste time. She took the money, and said be right back, which she did. She then slowly took my clothes off, while softly running her fingers on my skin. A lovely experience. When I was completely naked, she asked me to lie down with my back to her. Squirted out some lotion on my back and started to massage. Good technique. Massaged my back and shoulders for maybe five minutes, after which she moved down to my butt, taking good care to get between the crack. Every once in a while her hand would brush against my erect cock and run over my balls while she giggled as I reacted. After a little bit, she leaned forward and started kissing the back of my neck whispering "you have good body." Running her tongue down my back, she spread my butt cheeks and started licking my ass. I moved my knees up to give her better access, so she started jerking my very very hard cock while she continued to lick. It was fucking awesome.

She then turned me around, put a condom on my cock, and started giving me a superb blowjob. I noticed that she had removed her top by now but her panties were still on. Her boobs were nice and round, complementing her curvy figure, with nice erect nipples. I asked her to move up a little so I could play with her tits while she sucked. I then lay her back, sucked her tits, took her panties off and started eating her well-shaved pussy out, which she seemed to really enjoy; she started moaning loudly and running her hands through my hair. She bucked her hips while I licked her, arched her back, the works. I wanted her to lick my ass again, which she was only too happy to do, but this time she made me lie back and lift my legs back. It was nice watching her behind my erect cock looking up at me while her tongue pressed into my ass. She then stopped, held my cock, and said "I want fuck this." I weakly nodded yes. She climbed on with her feet flat on the bed, gently taking it in inch by inch, saying "nice, big" and stuff along those lines. Once in, she put her hands flat on my chest, and started moving her pussy up and down my shaft. We continued in this position for a bit, her screaming "fuck me" by now. Moved into mish and went to town, finally finishing off in doggy while pulling her hair.

Exhausted, I lay back while she got a towel and wiped me clean. Then proceeded to continue her massage, pressing my chest and arms. I still had about fifteen minutes left of my hour, so she moved down to my balls and started licking them again. A few minutes later and my cock responded again, out came the condom and down went her mouth on my dick. Went over the hour slightly but she managed to extract another load, this time sucking it all out.

My cock sore and my knees weak, I tipped her well; she was all smiles and great attitude and said "please come back again, you have good fuck style" or something like that. I'd be more than happy to revisit. Even called the mamasan back to thank her.

[Cj9779]

I have never seen these things end well. Early on in my mongering career I had something similar. Fortunately I was single. Setting expectations is a must. You either have to be comfortable with what she is doing and the risks that go along with it, or be prepared to support her completely, which it doesn't sound like you are.

With that said, I used to be friends with many high class WG here. They can be a lot of fun, when you are just spending time together for free. The advantage of those girls is they don't work every night and enjoy just going out the club or dinner and having a good time. But always be prepared if suddenly a high roller regular calls and she has to split right after you ordered dinner. That can be awkward.

I repeat that expectations have to be discussed and lines drawn to avoid confusion and hurt feelings down the line.

CJ