Dubai Reports

[Steve Dubai]

Told me my friend pay Dhs 1000 to his girl. Will have to check this later with SD.

Nope - my deal was Dhs 700 - but I never mention ST/LT - I guess the chemistry just wasn't right.

That explains the barrage of SMS's while I was trying to get the action moving. Ended up taking her phone and switching it off.

[Steve Dubai]

alarm goes off at 7.15am and another precious avanti is used, but at least it was a good shag to set me up for the day.

i’m teaming up with groinstrain tonight and venturing back to ratskeys to dip my toes and test the water to see if any of the girls will talk to me. groinstrain wants a beer first and suggests music room – and although i’m a little hesitant given pijocelyn is bound to be there – at least i’m not alone so won’t feel that bad.

9.30pm and i’m walking out of the lift in the lobby when i get a call from work and have to solve a problem. groinstrain sends a text that he’s already in the music room getting swamped by the pi girls and enquires the name of my conquest. i finish the call and i get into the music room.

rock spiders are already playing and meet up with groinstrain who is staring into the eyes of pitina. i see pijocelyn, who appears rather shy at seeing me. groinstrain lets me know it was pijocelyn who was quickest to approach him, so guess that’s why she was a little embarrassed to discover we were both mates.

couple of beers warms us up. pijocelyn comes and tells me she’s going home as she's bored, - either she’s too embarrassed to stay latched onto me or she’s got another appointment just called in.

we finish up and get a taxi to ratskeys. get to the door and i follow groinstrain’s marches past the doormen and inside without the entrance fee. we get a beer from the first bar – place is about 40% full – would guess 50/50 m/f ratio. it’s not long before we’re getting smiles from the little lasses. we get a few chats to the girls, and i start making eye-contact to a potential target that has moved next to me, when the manager brings 3 guys to the bar, moving the girls away. i am now boxed in and with an obvious poor viewing for the passing girls, so finish my beer and suggest to groinstrain we move to the other bar, which was not easy given groinstrain was getting the attention of a very tidy and one of the taller models, with her ass grinding into his namesake (now i know where he got his handle from).

we move to the back bar, another beer, and whilst we passed a fair number of available girls, nothing better than a 6 was registering on the radar. one girl waves to me, as if she knows me. we notice a guy who seems to be following us……he was standing next to us at the other bar…….wearing red crocs (i thought there was a dress code?) - which did not match at all his grey trousers and white t-shirt.

time moves on and groinstrain calls it a night, mission accomplished for him having taken the number of his earlier pi girl. place is now pretty busy, with the ratio more like 70%m / 30%f. with beer goggles fully in place, i spot a girl that gives me the right vibes – would rate her a 6 / 7. she’s at a table with 4 other girls and a guy and they’re wine drinkers. we’ll call her pimaryjane.

we get chatting and lights are all green. no mention of money, just a good time – just what i like. it’s now 1.30am and i say 1 last drink. there’s no wine left, so another bottle for the table as a gift from me, and that’s put me well back on talking terms (although these are not the same crowd as the other night).

2am and we’re off. back at the hotel and some very nice dfk, slowly peeling off the clothes. onto the bed, and notice she’s not a slim and tight as i first thought, but down to some tasty daty and that get’s the appetizer done. main course did not have bj on the menu, so after making her work up a sweat in cowgirl, i gave it back to her doggy style with some hard pounding i hope she’ll remember for a while. :d

[Sky Ryder]

Couple of beers later we decided to head to ratsky's Karama. Nothing much to report apart from the guy with the red crocs and the nice looking Cebu girl whose number


Well it was finally good to know that mystery solved. I surely wasn't me in the red Croc's.....in public......yeech!




Tired of using the same extrication line I decided to just turn round and focus on the cutey. PRC MaiMai she shall be known as. Agreed the deal and said we would leave after I finished my beer.



Well it seems we have "enjoyed" the favors of the same PRC......MaiMai. I agree with you assessment of her appearance.



In the room and the money up front question comes up. Refuse again and she starts to get dressed. I can't be bothered with trawling the streets again at 3AM so relent and say money stays on the desk. I turn my back and she's putting it in her bag. I get annoyed now and say it stays on the desk till the morning. Clothes off again and she has a lovely body. Then she says no french kissing :-( WTF. Only CBJ was on the menu but she enjoyed DATY and was extremely wet.
Finished and she starts to get dressed. Asked her WTF she was doing and she said that for Dhs600 it was only shortime. Told me my friend pay Dhs 1000 to his girl. Will have to check this later with SD. I am sure we agreed to LT in York but I was getting seriously pissed off by this stage and let her go. It was 4.30AM so I thought best to get some sleep. I seriously wished I had taken up SD's offer to swap.



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I can tell you from experience that you most likely did agree to the LT term deal. She did the exact same MO with me, including wanting the money upfront and leaving early. ( I am pretty sure I made reference to her in an earlier post. I may have left out the name.....don't remember)
But her don't list is the same.....


Maybe next time I am in town, we can find a way to have a beverage and compare more notes.....lol

Keep Posting
SKY

[Poonhound69]

My nooner's phone is dead . Will try her tomorrow.

Shame, was looking forward to ruttin between those big firm tits

Headin for a follow up visit to a Ghanan in Baraha.

If I can charm away the mercenariness, she's a good candidate for 5 o clock specials after work.

Will report.

[Poonhound69]

Deadly snakes slithering past on the grass?

You reminded me of the weirdest place I ever shagged a girl. She was my long-time girlfriend, and in the early days of our romance we were horse-riding in the countryside far from civilization or roads. We stopped at a stream in the middle of nowhere for a swim. Soon enough we were naked in the warm clear stream, with deadly snakes slithering past on the grass as we fucked heartily in the warm shallow water. We only stopped when out of the blue we heard the sounds of a lone horseman approaching, quickly put our swimming clothes back on, and we gave him a wave as he tipped his cowboy hat at us and meandered past us.

[Piper1]

I've done a school, a church, and a garden, but no street. The closest I've gotten was a german geophysicist on a freezing dirt road next to a polo field. We had the windows down and the heater on so that the tit I wasn't holdin wouldn't freeze as I took her from behind. (we had gone to "feed the horses")

You reminded me of the weirdest place I ever shagged a girl. She was my long-time girlfriend, and in the early days of our romance we were horse-riding in the countryside far from civilization or roads. We stopped at a stream in the middle of nowhere for a swim. Soon enough we were naked in the warm clear stream, with deadly snakes slithering past on the grass as we fucked heartily in the warm shallow water. We only stopped when out of the blue we heard the sounds of a lone horseman approaching, quickly put our swimming clothes back on, and we gave him a wave as he tipped his cowboy hat at us and meandered past us.

[Poonhound69]

Headin for a follow up visit to a Ghanan in Baraha.

If I can charm away the mercenariness, she's a good candidate for 5 o clock specials after work.

Will report.

[Poonhound69]

Did the earth move for you?

I set myself up for that one

[Poonhound69]

Following some discussion in the Dubai thread, maybe better posted here for future reference:

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Polic.../10332341.html

Right next to that link is the summer bachelor survey, asking us what we do when our wives are away. Should we just add a link to the forum?.

http://www.gulfnews.com/yoursay/yoursay/10332547.htmll

[Barcrawler]

The closest I've gotten was a german geophysicist on a freezing dirt road next to a polo field.

Did the earth move for you?

[Poonhound69]

I think I was still inebriated when I wrote it. What I meant was no sex in the Taxi, or even heavy petting. Have shagged in my garden before but never on the street. :-)

I figured it was the booze talking :P

I've done a school, a church, and a garden, but no street. The closest I've gotten was a german geophysicist on a freezing dirt road next to a polo field. We had the windows down and the heater on so that the tit I wasn't holdin wouldn't freeze as I took her from behind. (we had gone to "feed the horses")

[GroinStrain]

Wednesday night was bored again and despite my best intentions decided to travel up to Bur Dubai for a few drinks with Steve Dubai. No hotel room booked and I was determined to get home at a reasonable hour. Had arranged to meet Steve in the Music room and arrived there at about 9.15. 25 minutes door to door from Jebel ali which is a new record at that time of night.

Music room was almost empty apart from a herd of 10 Filipinas. Took up position at the back shelf directly behind the herd and waited for Steve to arrive. Glances and smiles from a couple of the Filipinas and then the boldest and shortest came over for a chat. Pleasantries exchanged but she was not my favourite of the bunch. Beckoned over the cutest and after a chat exchanged phone numbers. FiliTina was her name. Then remembered Steve Dubai's recent pull from the Music Room and texted him to check that we weren't going for the same girl. He then walked in the room to gasps from the herd. His previous conquest being the 1st girl who approached me. That was close. :-)

Couple of beers later we decided to head to ratsky's Karama. Nothing much to report apart from the guy with the red crocs and the nice looking Cebu girl whose number I collected for future reference. (refer to Saturday report for further details). Pickings were slim and Steve was having trouble deciding who to go for. Bailed out leaving Steve to make his choice.

Thursday night. Started with office party and then collected Miss Ethiopia and headed to Seaview. Same same. Highlight of evening being Steve Dubai dancing! Decided to bailout and head to Rockwells. Guy on door tried to charge me but I just refused and walked past. Loads of arab guys in tonight and not as many Filipina girls as last week. Couple of Africans at the bar. Lights on and headed to hotel for some action. No PRC picked up on the way this week. Cialis I had bought from chemist next to Spinney's must have been fakes as didn't have the full desired effect. After sobering up in morning had another session which was much better.

Friday night. Arranged to meet SD in York and got there about 12.15. Tried to charge me at the door but I refused and was allowed in. Had a walkround to try and find SD and stopped at the front bar for a beer. Had just ordered when a lovely Fili girl walked past. Tried to follow but she was faster than me and could get through smaller gaps in the crowd so lost her. No sign of her later. Also spotted a couple of cute indian girls but they seemed to disapear quickly. Found SD and he had chosen a previous pull as his companion for the night. Great choice as she looked lovely. She tried to find me a girl but none were to my liking. My usual line that I was only here for a drink was used numerous times to shake off the pursuers. Was latched onto by another PRC and was trying to shake her off when I spotted a cutey standing behind me. Tired of using the same extrication line I decided to just turn round and focus on the cutey. PRC MaiMai she shall be known as. Agreed the deal and said we would leave after I finished my beer. SD having just departed after congratulating me on my pick and asking if we could swap. On later reflection I should have accepted his offer. Jumped in a cab and headed to hotel.

Arrived in a couple of minutes and SD was just getting out of the cab in front. Passport formalities being processed SD again suggested we swap. Shit another opportunity missed. In the room and the money up front question comes up. Refuse again and she starts to get dressed. I can't be bothered with trawling the streets again at 3AM so relent and say money stays on the desk. I turn my back and she's putting it in her bag. I get annoyed now and say it stays on the desk till the morning. Clothes off again and she has a lovely body. Then she says no french kissing :-( WTF. Only CBJ was on the menu but she enjoyed DATY and was extremely wet. Sex in miss, cow girl and doggy but I couldn't finish again. Have to remember to book into doctor next week. Finished and she starts to get dressed. Asked her WTF she was doing and she said that for Dhs600 it was only shortime. Told me my friend pay Dhs 1000 to his girl. Will have to check this later with SD. I am sure we agreed to LT in York but I was getting seriously pissed off by this stage and let her go. It was 4.30AM so I thought best to get some sleep. I seriously wished I had taken up SD's offer to swap.

Saturday morning wake at 11.00 and lounge in bed alone watching TV. Consider having a wank to pass the time but cannot manage it watching the Simpsons. Afraid that Marge just doesn't do it for me. Try MTV but no sexy female singers so give Miss PI Cebu girl a call. She says that she is jealous that I took different girl last night. Am a bit confused as how the fxxk would she know? 45 minutes later she is knocking on the door and looks good. She realise who I am when she comes in and thought my number was someone else explaining her previous comment. Nice body with a bit of extra weight and great boobs and nipples. She said no DATY as she was too embarrassed so I started on the nips and moved lower and lower. Ended up DATY by stealth and she had a noisy orgasm. Very wet and slipped inside her. Missionary and then she came again in Cowgirl. Then onto some hard doggy and ended up COB. Vowed to take her overnight next time as she is horny as hell and really forward.

[GroinStrain]

This one went over my head.... You street walked for two nights and had full sex on the street after the taxi driver left the scene?

:P

I think I was still inebriated when I wrote it. What I meant was no sex in the Taxi, or even heavy petting. Have shagged in my garden before but never on the street. :-)

[Poonhound69]

I very stupidly walked the streets 2 nights running but am careful not to have full sex until the taxi driver has left the scene.

This one went over my head.... You street walked for two nights and had full sex on the street after the taxi driver left the scene?

:P

[Sky Ryder]

Apologies for not contacting you but it was a spur of the moment decision to meet up with Steve Dubai and we ended up in Ratsky1. I sincerely hope you were not the guy walking round with the red crocs on! Possibly the worst footwear ever spotted in a club!
SD was a bit put out when he bought a drink for the girl he was chatting to. It was amusing to see her try and extricate herself from red crocs man as she was obviously not interested.

Not sure about the legend status, that just makes me feel older than I am.

Was only on a recon trip and bailed our early but only after getting the number of a smokin hot Cebu girl. Bit bigger than my normal choice but her grinding hips when she danced swung it for me :-)

I have been accused of a lot of fashion faux pas's, but thankfully wearing Croc's in public is not one of them. I think that comes right after they attach the spittle cup to my hospital gown......

I will look forward to my next visit to Dubai....

About this flu thing, there might be something to it, I noticed a lot of flu like symptoms myself the last couple of days.