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[Mjolnir 213]

So I did it again...

This time Busty Oriental Suzy from Expatriates.

She is AWESOME!

She is Busty and she is Oriental, just like the ad says.

Her boobs were unnaturally firm but I saw no scars. Maybe one of those injected jobs, but they are fantastic looking.

Claims she is from Vietnam... maybe so... her accent was not your typical chinese.

Best massage I've had in a while, and very good service.

Reasonable price. 500 for 2 hours, no nonsense. She went straight for it.

I'm calling her again for all night this weekend because she is really worth it. (She told me 1000, but for home delivery, a great massage and insanely good sex, thats good VFM in Dubai these days.)

And really, if you want a good massage, followed by a nice oily body to body... this is worth it.
Her hard nipples gliding over me was pure ecstasy.

And shagging her was very good exercise. Lots of energy.

Brings her own oils and lube, rubbers and whatnot. A real pro and a very nice lady.

She took a shower and then gave me another excellent head and shoulders massage that really worked out all the kinks from sitting at a desk all day.

She said she worked in a spa as a masseur back home. I believe her.

I feel fucking great!

Good night!



WB

PS: I forgot to mention that EVERYTHING was covered.. including the BJ.
She was so good that I didn't even notice, and her technique throughout was superb!

[Xyz Abcd2008]

Last night spend in MP on Bank street, 400 AED full night, girl was good looking with bog b****, all the services offered except A, value for money!

[Mjolnir 213]

Was in the mood for a quickly last night but was too lazy to go anywhere.

Afternoon plans with the Kazakh girls did'nt pan out since one was on her period and other speaks almost NO English.

Quickly scanned some ads on Expatriates and called up someone advertising as Maggie, 23 from Malaysia.

I was'nt sure if she'd be available since it was around 11:30 PM, but she was.

She arrived in 30 minutes as promised dressed in knee high boots and a short black skirt. Pretty well dressed and her clothes looked expensive. (Not that I know anything about expensive clothes)

Good looking, not too skinny, big boobs and nice firm behind, shaved and very tight. Some might say a bit on the heavy side, but I don't mind a little extra to grab on to sometimes.

And of course, she was really 33 and from China.

A good looking 33 I'd say.

On the phone she told me 700 for an hour, but then agreed to stay all night for a couple of hundred more once she was at my place and felt comfortable.
A bit expensive perhaps, but lots of room for negotiation.

She had a car waiting downstairs for her so she went down and told the driver to leave.

Anyway, pretty good in bed, no rushing and all in all, very satisfying.

Her massage is pretty weak though so if you are in the mood for a proper one, look elsewhere.

Had a couple of drinks, showered, a so so massage, a good blowjob and pretty energetic sex. She came quite hard the second time and for some reason bit my shoulder when she did. Must be something they do in China...

All in all it was twice last night and again this morning so nothing for me to complain about there.

Also very convenient, punctual, uncomplicated and she knows what to do.

Her English isn't great so not really much fun if you are in the mood to "talk".

Another thing, her picture online is real unlike a lot of the others, but shes prettier (and a bit thicker in person.) Old photo I guess

http://www.picturetrail.com/sfx/album/view/19826377

A good experience, and I reccomend her for those days when you just cant be bothered to go out.

[ChimeraAlpha]

hello guys,

i normally do not do any p4p in dubai due to various reasons (been a lurker here for long)

however the other day i was truly surprised in a good manner.

in dubai, after few continuous days of work, my body was really in need of some pampering and i decided to have a massage. the options were to head either to one of the spa-style things in one of the * hotels or go to one of the legitimate massage centres (my intention was really "honourable" and all i wanted was a legit massage.

i was on line looking up options and came across an ad in gulf news for parlour that was offering "total relaxation". it looked interesting in really a legitimate way.

called them up and was answered by lass with good english but with a thai twang in it (after few years of trips to bkk i can spot a "thinglish" accent quiet fairly). the lady explained to me at length the services and also mentioned to me that the massage is carried out by ladies from thailand. that did it as after more than a year of absence of trips to bkk i was ready for some thai style pampering (even the legit verity). she also assured me that the mp was perfectly legitimate with dmho approval etc and that there was no hanky panky on it.

taking directions from the lass on the phone i went to the building – brand new in that area which is close to burjuman and the diplomatic area. walked in to the floor – still with apprehension of this to turn out to be a seedy private venture. i step out of the lift on the floor & immediately greeted by a flashily decorated glass door announcing the mp very prominently (any apprehension i has about this being a venture where the le raids could be expected any time like the amps, vanished at that point).

went in and was greeted warmly by the reception. offered the packages available with due recommendations etc (opted for a 90 minutes package aed 200. 00). selected one and i asked her recommend a good masseuse. she recommended one and i was lead to a room, which turned out to be sparklingly clean and new. the recommended girl walked in and she definitely was a tg and though slightly plump was about 6 on the scale. she "wai" ed me and i returned the greetings and pleasantries in thai. she was surprised but immediately warmed up with conversations about bkk (reasonable english).

massage started (with me being under only a 4" strip of folded towel in the midriff) and we were talking about many of the legit massage places of bkk etc, with her claiming to be working with one of the popular legitimate that massage chains in bkk before coming to dxb about two months ago. massage was good and i relaxed totally and must have dozed off. suddenly i was awake with unmistakable and definite touches on my little friend (i was on my stomach at that point of time). my senses were alerted and i was wide awake. she started talking to me again; about "sexy" massage parlours in bkk. i gave her my full attention then and listed out the likes of angel, tulips etc of sukumvit and the lass responds by saying that you must have been a "jaidee" man (loosely translates as sexy-good man). asked me to turn over and while working on my thighs, touches become more and more frequent causing the little master to start looking up.

she starts massaging my chest and close to my ear and whispers in my ear if i want a massage for my little master. i was really taken aback and was floored with surprise. all i could do was to nod very vehemently (almost like scooby doo when he is asked if he wants food). she makes any offer at aed 100. 00) i counter with aed 25 and finally agreed at aed 50)

she starts on this with a lot of gf action and allows me to feel her boobs etc under her loose fitting t shirt. i unhook her bra and her boobs felt really good in my hands and she started nibbling my ear etc. though she urged me to finish quickly (as she kept saying that this was not allowed and any one might look in through the peep hole).

she brought me to a full finish in good time and it really was good release. she then cleaned up and continued with the massage, which was good but more intimate then on in a strange way. may be my familiarity with bkk and topics to talk about bkk and thailand really helped. she told me that she stays in the same building (floor above) with her friends in the accommodation provided by the employer. works from 10. 00 am to 11. 00 pm. no outings at all except in groups (effectively ruling out any take out menu)

on the whole i think i and my little friend were very happy (a lot to do with the surprise element i suppose)

i am posing this to let the bros know that in dxb expect the unexpected always!

thanks for all the info you are providing here.

happy 2009 & take care

sylvan

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[Oil Rich]

Hehe!

I still have to find one called "Po"!

Funny

I did not bother with this 'agency' etc. http://www.freewebs.com/solutions22/

But a friend of mine who actually recomended the site to me, did and from what he tells me is the lady on the phoen kept pushing him to take one particular lady so he did and he ended up witha short. Chubby PRC who could not understand a word he was saying! Lesson learned. AVOID

So I called up the Ying at roselady.

Stuck to Roselady (www.freewebs.com/roselady) and she as usual produced a super cute girl (can't recall the name) for 400 AED at an AMP in Bur Dubai She was clear 8, nice rack, very clean, spoke good English.

Excellent BBBJ, CIM after some coaxing, DFK, two rounds, all in all VFM

I have used her services a few times and its always been good!

[Mjolnir 213]

Starting price was indeed 1,000. I offered 700. She countered 800, we agreed om 700. As Kap says, 500 used to be do-able a couple of years ago. I was going to try 500, but pal had already arranged 700 with his girl, and Diana knew that.

Good news indeed!

Reading this I am tempted to jump in the car right now and head over there.

Hmmmm... Patience young paduan.

Work tomorrow.

[Piper1]

Yeah. Sounds like a very good deal!

Piper must have some mad skills though. While researching I got quoted 1000 on average.

Challenge to self.... hit regal next weekend and also try to pull for 700.

Starting price was indeed 1,000. I offered 700. She countered 800, we agreed om 700. As Kap says, 500 used to be do-able a couple of years ago. I was going to try 500, but pal had already arranged 700 with his girl, and Diana knew that.

[Mjolnir 213]

Pipe I know you got some photos of Jackie O and other….Three more weeks until I pull a Kurt Russell and escape from this land of landmines, Taliban and Burkas. Shitttt for 700AED you got a steal. The last Ghost I chatted with in Dubai tried to hit me up for 1500 AED I politely did an “About Face!”

Yeah. Sounds like a very good deal!

Piper must have some mad skills though. While researching I got quoted 1000 on average.

Challenge to self.... hit regal next weekend and also try to pull for 700.

I always thought the CIS were overpriced and now that a correction in the market seems to be happening, I am going to have to explore more of this!

[Mjolnir 213]

Its the names get me! Are the Teletubbies big in China then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies

Hehe!

I still have to find one called "Po"!

[Piper1]

From photo gallery:

Ah memories.. I do miss the Regal!
Given the lack of photos on this thread now here is Miss D and also together with Miss (now Mrs) O - yes I did marry her and we are very very happy- in a threesome in late 2006. Surprised Miss D is still there. Of course back then she was only 500 but I guess thats inflation!

Kap - I was surprised to see her also. She only stays 6 months of the year due to the new visa rules. She's put on a bit of weight since your photos, including a bigger bra size, and a bigger tummy, but it turned out she was good fun.

As for prices - they went up to around 1500 about a year ago, but like many things, prices have come down again due to the economic crisis. A pal took two CIS from Rattlesnake for 1,000AED total last week.

Mr Warbucks - no photos from last night - I'm out of practice and getting lazy. Maybe next time.

[Warbucks]

Do not despair - to help the economy, a pal and I took a couple of girls home from Regal last night. I took Diana (one of Kapitan's old favorites - short blonde with big hooters from heaven), and my pal took Selena, a stunning young Jackie Onassis look-alike. 700 AED each. They don't know each other personally, but it turns out they are both from Osettia.

Pipe I know you got some photos of Jackie O and other….Three more weeks until I pull a Kurt Russell and escape from this land of landmines, Taliban and Burkas. Shitttt for 700AED you got a steal. The last Ghost I chatted with in Dubai tried to hit me up for 1500 AED I politely did an “About Face!”

[Piper1]

Man... been a while since I've been to Regal, but recent reports got me interested.. and they are certainly accurate.

Some fine looking ladies there!

I also noticed that even though there were a lot of guys there, at closing time, many of the girls left without a "boyfriend" for the night.

Do not despair - to help the economy, a pal and I took a couple of girls home from Regal last night. I took Diana (one of Kapitan's old favorites - short blonde with big hooters from heaven), and my pal took Selena, a stunning young Jackie Onassis look-alike. 700 AED each. They don't know each other personally, but it turns out they are both from Osettia.

We left at closing time, ordered some food downstairs to take home, and by the time the food was ready, there were no regular cabs, so we took a limo. Being a nice guy, I offered to sit in the back in between the two girls. It was a nice snuggly trip back to my place (with a condom-stop at the gas station on the way home).

We settled in at home, and I couldn't take my eyes off Jackie Onassis while kissing and playing with Dianna on my lap. Jackie O noticed and kept smiling back with a twinkle in her eye. We all watched a bit of Russian MTV, drank a bit while the girls danced, then without much further ado, I announced it was time for bed, and led Dianna to the bedroom. Nice soapy shower together (soaping up her massive double-D's was hard work, but someone has to do it), then into bed for the usual game of scrabble.

Kapitan, if you're reading this - she's as good as you say. She was very wild and enthusiastic (and very wet - but not from the shower ).

Next thing I know, it's midday, and Diana is waking me up from a deep satisfied sleep. By 1pm she was in a taxi, and I called my pal. He said he and Jackie Onassis had left at 7am, and that she was hot in bed, but that he felt sexually abused (seriously). Apparenltly after the second shot she wanted more, then more, then more, and it freaked him out. He told me she left her earrings at my place. As he said this, I walked into the spare bedroom, and sure enough, there were her earrings on a bedside table. I asked my pal if he had Jackie's phone number. He said yes. Must be my lucky day! She will have to come to my place to collect them one night this week.

[Mike De H]

I seriously doubt those pics are real.

If you give it a try and they ARE for real... wow!

Do let us know.

Its the names get me! Are the Teletubbies big in China then?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies

[Mjolnir 213]

Man... been a while since I've been to Regal, but recent reports got me interested.. and they are certainly accurate.

Some fine looking ladies there!

I wasn't shopping last night.. more of a recon mission, but there was quite a tempting selection.

The girls are pretty friendly as well. Not what I was expecting based on past experience.

There was a really cute girl from Moldova that I chatted with for about an hour. Got her number since she said she was independant and not under a manager. (Plus I really had a nice time talking to her)

Really very sweet. She asked if I lived alone. I said I did.
Then she said "You need a good woman! If you want, I take care of you!"

ok....

The only reason I didn't bring her home is because I wanted to sleep alone last night. (Sometimes everyone needs their space!)

I also noticed that even though there were a lot of guys there, at closing time, many of the girls left without a "boyfriend" for the night.

Next time I'm in the mood to go hunting, I know where I'm headed.

Also.. was in Seaview earlier on and the hottest things there were the 2 or 3 cute waitresses.
I can't for the life of me think of anyone that would go with some of the women in there these days. Many really look like they fell off the ugly tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.

I know I can't expect them all to be stunners, and I cant say I have very high standards and I'm not very picky.. but this selection was a real turn off.
I mean.. why PAY for this? These chicks looked like they could'nt even give it away for free.
And honestly.. a few of them scared the crap out of me when they snuck up from behind.

A gravely voiced "Whhheeeeeeree You Frrroooommmmm?" from a half dead looking thing is NOT cool!

If it was'nt for the band, I think I would stop going there.

The filipinas in there are ok, but nothing great.

I noticed only 3 or 4 worth looking at. But flirting with the cute waitresses was way more fun.

Band was in good form though. The new lineup is working much better now and Cherry can still "jam" with me any time she wants. I think she would probably break me in half though...

Today being a lazy Saturday, I plan on some afternoon delight with a couple of nice Kazakh girls. They like coming to my place because of their new found addiction to Guitar Hero on the XBox... and me of course. (Hopefully!)

They are both sort of in to each other which is cool. Nothing like two naked women making out with each other and somehow YOU are involved!

Also, one of them gives a great hard massage that I've been looking forward to all week.



Peace.


WB

[Dxb Rocks]

Anyway did I forget to mention she was an ex ukraine nurse. LOL.

Thanks for an excellent report. Any chances you would be willing to share more info on this one. Name or/and number would be appreciated. I would be visiting Dxb next month for a good time and not long time..as you say. I tried to PM you on this but it seems you are not receiving any.

Cheers,

DR