Dubai Reports

[Tin Tin]

The Name of the Club is Tiya Maria.

The all girl Band has changed. A new Band has come with 4 Girls and guys.

Tercar - check out the Philipino club in Chelsea Hotel (the name of the club escapes me), but it's direct left as you enter the lobby. There are definitely some WGs in the crowd, and I've taken a few girls' numbers from there. WR and I had a bit of fun there one night (WR - do you remember the name of the Philipino club?).

It has a great all-girl Filipina band.

[Disappointed]

A pal of mine recently returned an told me of the in house bars at the St George hotel in Deira.

Apparently there are several in the building frequented by Middle eastern looking girls at competitive rates. He said in fact that some look so similar to arab girls, that one could fullfill their middle eastern fetishes by taking one.

Has anyone any views on the St George? I've not had the pleasure of visiting the place as of yet, although i get the vibe of a larger version of Broadway after he mentioned the coffee shop downstairs and the amount of locals who attended there with pimpettes.

D

[Piper1]

... we went to Chelesea Hotel in bur Dubai. It is behind new gold souq. It has a bar called players longe. It has a good Canadian band and the lead singer keeps the crowd going. Good crowd, no hookers..

Tercar - check out the Philipino club in Chelsea Hotel (the name of the club escapes me), but it's direct left as you enter the lobby. There are definitely some WGs in the crowd, and I've taken a few girls' numbers from there. WR and I had a bit of fun there one night (WR - do you remember the name of the Philipino club?).

It has a great all-girl Filipina band.

[Jetjo776]

Oh yes and that PRC's don't shave their armpits: (.

Odd, I haven't found one of them that doesn't shave their pits. Sounds like you just got lucky! And I've sampled quite a few PRC's since moving here a month ago. I'm finding it hard to write FR's since nothing specifically interesting happens.

Went to Rattlensakes a few times, within 15-20 minutes and one beer in, was off with my new missus' for the night - performances all acceptable, nothing over the top, nothing overly disappointing..... I'm kind of hoping one of them slips in the shower again (see previous FR hah) because at least I get to write something interesting!!

I have to say though, I'm thoroughly burnt out on the PRC contingent. Spotted a very cute personable stani at the rattler but she was with some local. We chatted a bit every time he went to the bathroom, slipped her my number (on the sly) when they were leaving but she never called - Boo hoo

I'll find her again!

Otherwise, I'm finding the scene a bit late since I'm working so much. I know, I know, I could hit Broadway early but damn that's a haul, wrong side of the creek! Went there last week around 6pm'ish and it was pretty dead. Maybe 10 girls, few guys in national dress, and the music was stupidly loud. Who wants to have a conversation? I mean, it's much more entertaining screaming at some poor girl, 2 inches from her ear "HOW MUCH!?". *grumble*

But it's a strange parody, I need to sneak the girl into my flat (Marina) because I've no idea if the staff would get weird about it, so later is better.. but waking up at 5am is rough enough when you have an early session! And weekends, well.. what weekends?

Apart from the relief that Ramadan in Dubai wasn't the barren Oasis I was fearing the overwhelming impression I got was of how strange the "Blingdom" of Dubai was. Although I'm sure the reality of those living there is very different from visitors; from a visitor's perspective it all seems to be about striving to be the biggest, tallest, richest, strangest, newest. A little like Vegas without the class.

Hah, was just telling my buddy from Vegas that very thing two days ago. Many more hypocrites here, though.

I miss Vegas . Been here a few weeks and already looking at the few year commitment in my contract with more than little anxiety. It's different living here than just coming on business trips - and my salary is only partially tax free.

Oh well. My girl will be here soon (couple of days) which will confine my extracurricular activities to in house AMP's and the like. Now. Who do I need to bribe/buy copious amounts of beer for to find those rumored indian/CIS inhouse places. Anyone want beers tomorrow night? Lots of beers?

-Jetjo

[Barcrawler]

No: the reality for us residents is NOT different than visitors. We're just so used to it as to be blind to it.

No: The majority of PRC's I know do shave the pits.

Once you get here, and go out to the bars, everything will fall into place. It is VERY easy here.

Believe me, it's a losing battle

Agreed on all 4 counts.

Fans of the Seaview Band will be pleased to know there are now two more videos on You Tube, bringing the total to five. In You Tube UTFSE for Seaview Band Dubai

[Zing Uk]

Good reply MK but some of us expats not as wealthy as others so we have to save our cash by foregoing other pleasures or save cash by doubling up with the girls and pay less per girl for MFF and MFFF - well thats my reasoning.

Enjoy Kz

My tact is to stick to 2 beers maximum in the bars whereas back home I would normally knock back a few more. The amount of money you save on the outrageous beer prices here can buy you a fun night :-)

The main way funding works for most Brits (I suspect) is from our nice government not taxing us when we live abroad unlike the nasty US government. So I think of it as a tax perk from Mr Brown.

[11Bravo]

Finally, mongering is like driving a car. There is certain amount of inherent risk the moment you are on the road. Sensible use of seat belts and passive restraints like airbags reduces the risk but does not completely mitigate it.

Like the analogy, though it seems you drive with a 4 point harness

Apart from the relief that Ramadan in Dubai wasn't the barren Oasis I was fearing the overwhelming impression I got was of how strange the "Blingdom" of Dubai was. Although I'm sure the reality of those living there is very different from visitors; from a visitor's perspective it all seems to be about striving to be the biggest, tallest, richest, strangest, newest. A little like Vegas without the class.

So well and aptly put. Thanks, I needed the smile.

No: the reality for us residents is NOT different than visitors. We're just so used to it as to be blind to it.

No: The majority of PRC's I know do shave the pits.

"WG Working girl. A prostitute."

Study is good, but it's like reading about riding a bicycle - you can read all you want, but until you actually do ride the bike, you don't know how, and more reading won't help. Once you get here, and go out to the bars, everything will fall into place. It is VERY easy here.

I normally prefer to stay in a hotel that is both GF and has its own hunting ground so I used to stay at the Sheraton Diera

Thanks for giving back by posting your previous experiences. They really help other members.

Just try it sometimes, the search bottom.

Believe me, it's a losing battle

[Wicked Roger]

Nice summary Roadlover!

Just to give a straight answer I was on secondment to the Dxb office on full tax free salary and 1/1 leave, as I often said at the time "every hour in Jockies is an hour at home!"
My company paid for accommodation in a good GF serviced apartment (Winchester Grande), in addition a per diem allowance was paid cash for ‘meals’ – obviously this was beer money! The girls were paid for from my pocket. I managed to keep this going for three years before being ‘forced’ to go resident.

Most of the expat professional residents in Dxb are on significant allowances. In my case I was paid an excellent tax free salary and additionally received housing and transport allowances paid cash in advance. You could choose your own accommodation and vehicle. The allowance was enough to cover a good standard of villa or apartment and run a decent new car. In my case I went for a modest 2 bed apartment in Bur Dubai just off the triangle (Mankool) and ran a used Audi 6. This left enough for girls beer and food, in that order, without touching the salary. I spent two years as a resident.

Hope that gives you some insight into the way it works for some.

I enjoyed my time there but wouldn’t want to return – but never say never – except as a visitor for a bit of fun occasionally. I was considering coming over in December but now it looks like February, besides I find the swinging party scene in Spain excellent – and its free!

MK

Good reply MK but some of us expats not as wealthy as others so we have to save our cash by foregoing other pleasures or save cash by doubling up with the girls and pay less per girl for MFF and MFFF - well thats my reasoning.

Enjoy Kz

[Tercar 66]

Trying to explore new bar with live music and minimum cigerette smoke, on my freinds recomendation we went to Chelesea Hotel in bur Dubai. It is behind new gold souq. It has a bar called players longe. It has a good Canadian band and the lead singer keeps the crowd going. Good crowd, no hookers. After a couple of drinks we went to our inhouse Russain joint near to that hotel.

[Slugger]

Eric,

Yes, WG does mean Working Girl.

Yes, they are allowed in the club, the original post had a small typographical error, that possibly caused the confusion.

In the Regal, they tend only to allow CIS and FSU (Russians and Stanis) into the club, they tend not to allow Chinese or Africans.

Bless.
Perhaps he should concentrate on finishing his homework in time for the paper-round.

[Slugger]

I have read 'Renegade Nuns on Wheels' but you also wrote "Drug crazed lesbian boot lickers" right?

Universal truth: Two sets of books. One the wife/tax man/boss knows about, and one more for extras.

That one was ghost written.
I was working on my plan for world domination at the time and trying to mutate sea-bass so they were ill-tempered enough to put frickin' lazer beams on their heads.

DBX in 10 days und counting Mr Bond.
Not that I am dwelling on it, or excited, or anthing.

S.

[Spelman]

Fellow members,

I have posted this a while a go but still need the info, any reply is appreciated. Thanks

Unfortunately I do not visit Dubai as often as I would like to but happily will be there next week ;-)). I normally prefer to stay in a hotel that is both GF and has its own hunting ground so I used to stay at the Sheraton Diera, it had a nice small club (forgot the name) with mostly stanis and was gf too. Apparently this has changed anybody has new info on this, and maybe recommend a hotel with similar setup? And by the way is IBIS gf?

Thanks

I just did an IBIS search in the Dubai hotel information and see what just come up.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...BIS#post547892

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...BIS#post611365


Just try it sometimes, the search bottom.

For your other question, please check the venue list I posted the other day and there you might find some good clubs you like and maybe if you crosscheck them against the hotel list you might find something you are looking for

Cheers Spelman

[Ericklein]

Eric,

Yes, WG does mean Working Girl.

Yes, they are allowed in the club, the original post had a small typographical error, that possibly caused the confusion.

In the Regal, they tend only to allow CIS and FSU (Russians and Stanis) into the club, they tend not to allow Chinese or Africans.

Thanks a lot Sporadic! This is what I wanted to hear! I will surely spend some time there during my stay!

[My Kapitan]

Nice summary Roadlover!

Just to give a straight answer I was on secondment to the Dxb office on full tax free salary and 1/1 leave, as I often said at the time "every hour in Jockies is an hour at home!"
My company paid for accommodation in a good GF serviced apartment (Winchester Grande), in addition a per diem allowance was paid cash for ‘meals’ – obviously this was beer money! The girls were paid for from my pocket. I managed to keep this going for three years before being ‘forced’ to go resident.

Most of the expat professional residents in Dxb are on significant allowances. In my case I was paid an excellent tax free salary and additionally received housing and transport allowances paid cash in advance. You could choose your own accommodation and vehicle. The allowance was enough to cover a good standard of villa or apartment and run a decent new car. In my case I went for a modest 2 bed apartment in Bur Dubai just off the triangle (Mankool) and ran a used Audi 6. This left enough for girls beer and food, in that order, without touching the salary. I spent two years as a resident.

Hope that gives you some insight into the way it works for some.

I enjoyed my time there but wouldn’t want to return – but never say never – except as a visitor for a bit of fun occasionally. I was considering coming over in December but now it looks like February, besides I find the swinging party scene in Spain excellent – and its free!

MK

[Road Lover]

Easy !!

1. Cash

2. Develop a soft tissue back / shoulder injury, (fall off log, play golf, fall off horse etc), require physio, set up limited company for $100 in your location, generate headed paper or steal some, invoice yourself for weekly therapy at $100 a pop and send to your health care insurance provider.

Dont forget to practice your winces and awkward-door-opening technique at home before roling out the injury.

3. Start sending Nigerian 411 fraud emails.

4. Write a best-seller, mine were 'How to make money out of the mentally ill' and 'Renegade Nuns on Wheels', available from all good airport bookshops.

That will be 100 Guineas management consultanct fee please.

S.

And remember, it's only kinky the first time.

Jesus F Christ! And all I aksed for was a few frigging fudge deeds! Swiping cards on the arse of a girl, swanky moteors boats vs pussy putty, getting buggerred on the sand dune by the arab mules! wow, mucho gracias mateys. i will beahve and go to the himalayas for nirvana.!

Wortha good laugh though. I am going to ask the smae questions ina few other fora for my much needed continued entertainment!.

But thanks guys for indulging, and the couple good suggestions. If I find something worth your while I will revert. Tilll then wankawillies!