Dubai Reports

[Poonhound69]

Was at the spinneys near burjuman early thursday afternoon, and I was in a mood. Not a bad mood, just a mood.


A mood for a slow sloppy nutsucking blowjob

Followed by a rejuvenating massage

Followed by another slow sloppy nutsucking blowjob.


A quick glance at the signs revealed that there was no blowjob aisle, either with nutsucking or otherwise, so I stepped back out into the parking lot. There I observed C walking towards the store in a black denim miniskirt and sleeveless corset top with plenty of jiggling cleavage. Perhaps she could help me? I'm not a streetwalker kind of guy, and she's a little older than my target range for an enthusiastic, athletic, skin slapping, sweat dripping #$%#fest, but for what I had in mind, she's be perfect. The knee high black leather boots didnt hurt either.

I concientiously stopped at the parking meter and took my time getting my coupon, even though there were only 2 minutes to go till 1pm. In 20 seconds, 2 helpful people actually told me that I didnt have to pay if I waited 2 minutes.

To avoid scandalizing the soccer moms and corrupting their kids I asked her to meet me down the street.

WARNING :: For those of you that dont enjoy long detailed posts, feel free to skip.

Once we established what I wanted, and confirmed that she'd take her time, and really polish the jewels, despite my not having trimmed, she started with 400. I could smell her shampoo, and light soap which really turns me on. Full and glossy soft lips and lightly tanned skin completed the picture.

I decided I wanted a bargain. Asking for a discount in mandarin caused her jaw to drop and a delighted smile to spread accross her face. I asked how much for just head, to get her thinking about a lower number. 200 was her reply. I talked her down to 150, then told her I wanted the original service We stuck on 300 for a while, and finally settled on 250, but only because I am "so young and handsome, smell good, and have beautiful eyes. If she was on holiday she would blow me for free". I've heard that one before. I asked her to let me know when she went on holiday, and she laughed. Before you think we reserved a conference room, I'd like to clarify that the negotiatitions lasted only about 90 seconds.

After I made sure she had condoms, we drove to a nearby apartment building. She made a call to make sure there wouldnt be problems with the watchman. On the way, she complained about how the house fee cuts into her pay. After I asked, she told me they charge 50 for a quickie, and 100 if you're there long. Her eyes said she was lying about the latter, but I might be wrong.

She asked me to come up a couple minutes later. I needed to break a 500. A little fact I hadn't mentioned during our negotiations . So I did a quick run to the nearby store. When I did quick recon, I saw that the back stairs from the parking lot were locked, and walked into the lobby getting ready to deal with the watchman.

He wasnt there, so I went to the next floor and took the stairs. All quiet. Looked good.The lights were out behind the door. I rang the bell. I sensed someone there, but no one answered. I rang again. A chinese guy came to the door, claimed not to speak any english and asked me to leave. All I had was her fake name, and a description of what she was wearing. He just said there was nobody there.

I figured she probably left without going upstairs when I left in my car, so I drove back towards spinneys and saw her walking towards it. She was understandably pissed, and talking to a compatriot. I smiled broadly, explained that I needed to get money from the ATM.

She got in insisting that I needed to pay her now, in the car.
She slapped me chidingly on my shoulder a few times, telling me how I should have told her, how I wasted her time, and that she was forced to walk and didnt make any money. Her mood improved when I apologized in mandarin. She was a little sweaty now, but I couldnt complain because it was partially my fault.

I gave her a hundred when we got there, and she went up. I followed a few minutes later. This time chinese guy had a broad smile, and kept repeating no inglishuh. We went into the room, which had an attached bath, but no toilet paper, and a bar of soap as opposed to liquid. I took a [CodeWord140] and washed my gear rincing the soap thouroughly before using it. She stripped mechanically, but she was smiling giggling and oohing as I took my clothes of. She squeezed my shoulders and biceps (I'm skinny but toned), and stroked my abs.

The room was clean and well lit, with lots of sunshine coming in through the balcony window even through the sheet that was serving as a curtain.

She asked me for the rest of her money. I gave her 50 and said, I've given you most of it. She asked a couple more times pretending not to understand 'most of it', but I just smiled broadly and she smiled back. A faded c section scar, decent tits (not as nice as when in the bra), not bad, but no spinner. Mid thirties (estimate from someone who's had asian gfs), but good shape.

I reminded her that I was here for the nutsucking and she got to it. It was heaven. Initially she was a little too mechanical, but open to feed back. I told her I would shave next time.

It was one wet blowjob. I asked her if she wanted to get on the bed to be more comfortable, and she said ok and hopped on. She was moaning lightly as I stroked her hair, massaged her neck and shoulders, and fondled her breasts. I new she was acting but it was subtle enough to be nice. Although I'm always a little biased towards people who have my nuts in their mouth.

We had a little excitement when she stuck my cockhead into her mouth. Resistting temptation I pushed myself back to get her off it, and she looked up at me surprised. I reminded her about the condom, and she put it on. I asked her to get back to the nuts and I hardened nicely. I showed her what I liked and she was an enthusiastic interested student. When I got close to blowing, I asked her to go back to my nuts. Tiimes like this are when you need another mouth. I came into the condom, but stayed hard. She didnt realise I had come and kept going.

It hurt sooo good. She went back to my cock. When it threatened to leak out of the base, I let her know I'd come . She cleaned me up with tissue, and I washed up. I normally like to wash out the rubber, coz I dont like to leave samples in suspicious places, but didnt want to explain.

The massage was dissapointing. I had heard a lot of nice things about older chinese providers in dubai, but her massage just didnt do it for me. I got her using more fingers and less thumbs, but she just didnt have the touch. When I started massaging her back and shoulders to show her how, she started moaning again, after a couple minutes, she was doing an eyeroll! She tried again, with limited improvement. She said she normally works york and imperial suites.

15 minutes later I asked her to charm the snake, and wazzisface rose quickly to the task. Once more, she tried to get him in uncovered, and once again I persevered. I dont think I'm gonna get any brownie points from God, but I'll settle for not getting any stds.

The second nut understandably took longer than the first, but she handled it like a trooper. The fact that I was working out quite a few knots in her back and she was obviously enjoying the massage certainly helped. At this point I was running late, so jogged through some recent freebie memories in my head to help. I could really have used another mouth down there though..... maybe next time. PM me if u've pulled a double from the Jumeirah AMP. If not I'll have her get a friend to do some swapping and snowballing (before you protest, I've been extensively, thoroughly, and regularly tested clean).

I'll try and have her get a younger girl with a massage background. Nothing like seeing a young innocent faces playfully kissing your load back and forth.

I'll let you keep that happy though in your head one more moment before returning to the mundane.



This worked well for me, because I dont like getting a hotel room for ST, I'd rather pay the girl(s) than the hotel. I was careful to clarify that it wasnt a crowded sweatshop environment, and that there were 2 rooms with attached baths, proper beds, and not one of the sweatshop matress farms I've heard horror stories about.

I would coordinate with a friend of WRs who he was gracious enough to share. Unfortunately she only has one day off a week and WRs other friends keep that day pretty busy...... or should I say tightly packed.:P

I will ask the couple people I know here, and their friends if they are interested in renting a holiday home for a weekend of debauchery (in shifts). A place with a pool and high walls would be nice.

Once again, I apologize to those who are offended by multiple paragraphs, and gratituous slow, sensuous nutsucking.




Have fun. Stay safe, especially with alcohol involved. Remember the german guy that got snuffed before you get too trusting.


Oh, before I forget, I paid her another 150 at the end, so a little tip which hopefully offset her 50 house fee.

[Richa Poura]

Boudoir is in the Dubai Marine Resort and Spa hotel, which is Jumeirah 1 (ie Bur Dubai end of Jumeirah). Several restaurants and bars so give it a go!

Hi there,

Please let me know where I could find Boudoir, I am looking for lovely middle eastern or morrocan girls, where would be the best place to find them since amnesia is closed.

Thanks in advance

[Fully Loaded]

So how is Finnegan's on a Friday night? I really would like to keep it close to home this evening and not willing to put up with a over crowded Rattlers.

[Excess]

Here I is was reading about your soup massage and thinking about carrots, biggg parsnips and other vegies being put to (almost) unimaginable use !!! :-))

Enjoy.

[Zaak1]

The legend that you are! - Thanks,

Sounds ok to me. Since I regularly visit and 1000 is something of a norm for non expats, plus the fact you mention Azeris. I'm happy with that!

Most expensive price I was ever quoted was at the Boudoir. Girls refusing to budge from 2000, but real knockouts.

YMMV

Hi there,

Please let me know where I could find Boudoir, I am looking for lovely middle eastern or morrocan girls, where would be the best place to find them since amnesia is closed.

Thanks in advance

[Tom2004]

Soup massage?

[QUOTE=1BallTom2004. What is a soup massage? Never heard of it ![/QUOTE]

I've heard of a soup question, but not a soup massage...

Due to public demand I will elaborate on this issue:

I am a stupid -....no, I do not tell you my nationality - and have made a mistake: No soup, but soap - which makes much more sense under the shower.

Folks, I am a little pervert, but not that much you seemingly believed.....

Sorry, for the mishap.

I am just in an airport lounge waiting the guys from EK get there aircraft fixed, and heading to DXB. You want to spot me: I am the guy with the empty can at York..........

Have fun folks,

Tom

[Wicked Roger]

Those of you who know Professor P are aware that his reputation for style, class, and generosity precede him.

I was not allowed to open my wallet once. I felt a bit awkward, but Mr P would have none of it.

Go on in for sloppy seconds.

1Ball

Piper must have slipped you something (and I dont mean his todger). Either that or you are angling for a free bed again or he is closely monitoring all FRs from 1B . And Piper and his wallet being so open....don't feel awkward and order the champagne )

Sloppy seconds - I wont say what I have seen as he is a good mate but PM me

Hope we can catch up as well when you next in Dubai - Wildcat thinks I ama harmless cutie (which of course I am when you place Piper in the same room as me )

[11Bravo]

Seaview, Thursday, 10-12
Not THAT crowded, but all tables reserved. Usual mix of wg's, mainly PRC's (usual faces), -stanis (usual faces), philipinas. No africans. Very unfavorable M/F ratio, but at the Seaview, that is misleading.

Spotted a top of the to-repeat list as I entered, but she seemed to be already engaged, part of 2 couples at a table. Had seen her last week on a date. Curses, foiled again.

Top of the to-do list appeared, but quickly snagged... Damn, I am getting slow in my old age, younger guys going baseline on me, no problem.

With the place filling up with males (won't say punters as don't know how many were there JUST for a night out), decided I wouldn't wait and signed a deal with my regular. Same deal as last week - she went off to chat with her friends (including mentoring a looker, who just happened to be my top of the to-do list girl), leaving me to chat with mine.

Seems I had jumped too early - Miss Repeat broke free, stopping by to say "hi". She returned an hour later, looking for a safe harbor, having been LITERALLY swept along by a heavy influx of males (their sense of personal space and mine VASTLY different).

Miss to-do's "engagement" also not proceeding as planned - a young punter sniffing, but failing to come up with whatever to seal the deal (money or safety, take your pick). Miss Regular helping with translations; seemed he/his friends wanted a package deal, including Miss Reg, but she had other "plans" (bless her; Smoker, she's not). Deal never concluded, at least by the time we left.

A "familiar" -stani also stopped by to try her luck. No-go with me, but she stuck around in the "harbor", surveying the passing flotsam on the surging tides. When she jumped in to swim after a likely wallet, Miss R back, asking if I had changed my mind, given the number of "friends" who had stopped by to say hi. I hadn't, and we left soon after. Midnight, didn't see any more wg's arriving, while punters were. She showed her appreciation of my keeping the deal back at my place - so much for an early evening.

Passed Zing's warning along, both to a -stani and a couple of PRC's; hopefully, it'll spread.

Ha ha, I think the chinese have gone one step further and invented the Miracle Bra. There certainly been a few occassions when what looked like a nice pair (I'm not a big tit man so we are talking small but well formed) in the bar disappeared altogether to leave me with an ironing board on arriving home, a damn miracle in my book!

At Seaview last night with a couple of buddies, one first time at Seaview. When Miss R came over, funny to watch his face; his eyes were glued to her chest; no wonder bra there. He's an old dxb hand, and we were bemoaning the passing of the Cyclone. The fees (both club and wg) were painful, but they did have rows of all stars...

Well York was known for the hard selling strategies of the working girls, but I believe the utmost hard selling are the waitresses. As long as you are not carrying a glass or a bottle you face every second minute the question if you want something to drink.

They do have the hard sell, but if you give them the "I speak english; if I want a drink, I'll ask for one" evil face, they learn quickly to leave you alone. Either that, or ask to see the manager. Or pick up an empty bottle... Or buy 1 drink - I look at as a protection fee...

- outstanding soup massage

I've heard of a soup question, but not a soup massage...

[Hunter105]

Sorry for interrupting the specialists with a beginners question. If I understood well, a really good place to visit nowadays is Premiere club. Could you tell me where is that? Which GF friendly hotel is in walking distance? Are there other nice places within walking distance as well?

Thanks

This club is in the same complex as Hyatt Regency. Guests of Hyatt don't need to pay entrance fee at Premiere, and you don't have to wait at the end of the queue. The hotel is GF, however you have to pay some extra when you bring a guest to your room. All female guests need to present copy of passport.

Soetimes there is a chance to bypass the sec-guy in front of the elevator, just use the stairs to go to the bar in the first floor, and take the elevator from there to your room.

Hunter

[1Ball]

i have just spent 2 lovely nights at the piper residence in the land of sand. those of you who know professor p are aware that his reputation for style, class, and generosity precede him. a lovely evening at finnegan’s with a scrumptious buffet, and last night a dinner at home, with wildcat and a little philippina number i know. as piper said, she arrived 2 hours late, and on her period. cuddling and a nice slow bj is all i got last night, but couldn’t resist slipping it in this morning, with the “before [CodeWord134] hard on”.

i was not allowed to open my wallet once. i felt a bit awkward, but mr p would have none of it. as a thank you piper, she is still asleep in the next room, should you wake up and log on, before wildcat emerges from her beauty sleep. go on in for sloppy seconds.

no mongering this time, but piper, i’ll be back in 3 weeks for a longer time. as long as we can be done with the evening’s debauchery by 10.30 pm, i am your man.

ps. tom2004. what is a soup massage? never heard of it !

[Zing Uk]

- due to wonder bra the tits were not as good as expect

Ha ha, I think the chinese have gone one step further and invented the Miracle Bra. There certainly been a few occassions when what looked like a nice pair (I'm not a big tit man so we are talking small but well formed) in the bar disappeared altogether to leave me with an ironing board on arriving home, a damn miracle in my book!

One of my usual gf's friends is a bit like this and she and her mates often have a laugh about this and the punters reactions sometimes when she takes her kit off.

Outstanding soup massage

Soup massage?

[Barry D]

I will add my abbreviated description here after, but name the highlights:
- outstanding soup massage under the shower, feeling better than in a Turkish Hamam....

Tom,

Personally I am a big fan of quality time in the shower with a friend, but haven't tried this particular variation. Don't the chunks block the drain?

Sorry folks! Have only been lurking on the board (not contributing) recently due to dearth of business trips to useful mongering locales, combined with recently hooking up with a regular non-WG squeeze, but couldn't help myself after reading this one.... I continue to peruse the UAE forum as it recalls pleasant memories, combined with the presence of the witty wordsmiths!

Cheers
BarryD

[Tom2004]

REMARK: I typed the following record at a trip shortly prior Ramadan, but forgot to post it. Here it comes, even somewhat delayed and I am on my trip back to Dubai today.

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Folks,

Greetings to all of you. Just returned from recent trip to Dubai I wish to share me experiences with you.

Day 1

Thanks to EK and their now proven capability to damage my luggage, I had to spend 1 ½ additional hours at the airport, and was on the road at 1:45 only. Opted for York and showed up at 2 am.

Well York was known for the hard selling strategies of the working girls, but I believe the utmost hard selling are the waitresses. As long as you are not carrying a glass or a bottle you face every second minute the question if you want something to drink. The workforce seems shy compared to the waitresses. Further it seems they have no longer a band on stage, well obviously no need as you can 2nd class loud music easily from CD’s.

The actual workforce is predominantly from Africa, followed by the PRC girls. Russians or Stanis could be than counted with the fingers of one hand (no folks, I do not have any genetic defect causing to have more fingers than usual at one hand).

I was looking for a girl like Mr. P1’s sexy trouble maker, but could not found someone even hardly the same. Yes there were some nice looking ones, but I left home at 3 lonely – and I was happy.


Day 2

Well, thought it would have been a good idea to check out TGIT at Astoria hotel in the afternoon again. Similar picture than before, Many Chinese, extremely few African and some Stanis (returning to TGIT??!!) Well to make the story short, I left home alone again. Highlight was I had to wait for 54 minutes for a taxi – thanks to Gitex.

But in the evening: Well first I nearly lost my chances while sleeping. Only at 1 pm back on stage. Again York, I could not believe it is really as bad as on my first day. However it was the same as day 1, just you needed two hands to count for the Russians / Stanis now.

Over to Regal – well that is what we would call a Gay disco at my home country: Men moving around touching each other and just a few disoriented girls in a totally crowded disco. Okay, you got me, it was not so strange, but fully packed – thanks to Gitex again – girls outnumbered by men at the factor 3 (at least).

I talked to some but with rates at 1.000++ and a doubtful service attitude or limited service at all, I failed to become a customer. I stick at my 700 (LT) rate, it is in between what local and tourist would pay, and I judge it at a fair deal for both sides.

To be fair - there where quite some (very) attractive girls but I was simply not in the mood to be attracted by those.

Well I was convinced to depart lonely again, when I was approached by a girl I saw at the dance floor. She attracted my attention not by beauty, but the way she moved. Well, extremely limited English knowledge but easily agreed to all of my “terms & conditions.”

I will add my abbreviated description here after, but name the highlights:
- outstanding soup massage under the shower, feeling better than in a Turkish Hamam
- very good, strong but with dedication to detail massage, incl. foot massage.
- passionate kisser
- due to wonder bra the tits were not as good as expect
- excellent body, she was dancer in a Russian ballet before.
- she liked the bathroom, after the encounter she went to the bath for 1 hour 20 minutes (!!!!). At one stage I looked after her, but she was okay. Used three bars of soap this evening.

Oh yes, I do like these surprises.

No activities in the remaining days due to an heavy workload.

Greetings to all of you,

Tom

[Tom2004]

Greetings:

I will be heading to Dubai soon and a friend of mine told me about a hotel/complex where flight attendants stay. Apparently some like to party and have a good time. Anyone heard of this?

Joe

Joe,

indeed a great idea, there are many all over Dubai. Do you prefer junior or senior CA's or even pursers? There is on accommodation building of EK behind Regal. Best you leave your contact details with the sucurty guys and if someone wants to party they may contact you. Rumors saying they have big party cellar and it can be hot there, even with a/c on.

Just my thoughts.

Greetings
Tom

[Piper1]

Funny thing.... 1Ball had the same effect at Soi Cowboy in BKK several months ago

His GF finally made it to my place late tonight, over two hours late. After meeting her and chatting a while, it turns out she works in an office a few minutes walk from my office in Media City, but after work she went all the way home to Al Ghusais to change her clothes, then came all the way back to my house in Jumeirah - well over two hours travel in the Dubai Thursday night traffic. If I'd known she worked near my office, I would've given her a 20-minute ride direct to my place. She's a cutie, and a bit shy at first, but a fun night was had. I'll let 1Ball tell his tale once he can log on from BKK in the next day or two. But I can tell you - he does like spinners!

Be in DXB on Saturday inshalla... Anyone interested in meeting for a beer?
EU

Work is slowing down a bit, so I might be out on Sat night. PM me if you get here, and we can finally catch up.