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[Cons68]

Based on my, acknowledgely bitter, experience with women never give a second chance. Even less to a WG.

She is no new to the game, she knew what she was doing and she tried to play a card (sexual skills) on you. You should call her bluff, many girls in DXB. new girls every week.

And if everything else fails you should get some prescription from Dr Wicked Roger...

Good luck.

Fucking unbelievable!

This just happened tonight, so I'm still pissed off:

Just as I was writing about Ethiopian Miss H giving me her flu (see post below), there was a persistent and loud knocking on the door downstairs. It was after midnight, and I wasn't expecting any visitors, so I thought it must

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She is good in bed.

[11Bravo]

If you see the young american guy with thousands in jewelry hanging off him you will know its me.

Thanks for the warning... I'll be the unpretentious guy in sandals

[Warbucks]

Just arrived in Dubai. I am truly amazed how human beings can walk around in this heat.

A pipe I am not trying to start a flame war with you. I am an admirer of your work.

Ah, we have a moralizer in our midst. Take it to the morality thread. I do change the sheets, if that makes you feel any better.

Did you just hear a 'whoosh' sound? That was the sound of irony going over your head. I'll spell it out for you: I was kidding when I asked that. (BTW - it's tonsilitis, fever, aching muscles. Thanks for your concern, but don't worry too much. I'll be out and about tomorrow night to give it away to someone else.)

Obviously (as I'd jokingly inferred): Maybe I should've added a wink, but I preferred the Leslie Nielsen deadpan approach.

I was not quesitoning your morality. I was questioning your judgment. In my opinion any man who engages in this sport we call *****-mongering is lacking in the morals department regardless of martial status.

Me questioning your judgement instead of your morality must have went over your head. What you eat dont make me shit. I encourage everyman to live for himelf.

I am done with this topic. I hope to see you around town tonight. If you see the young american guy with thousands in jewelry hanging off him you will know its me.

To All Mongering A Goodnight

[Piper1]

Nice to see some new people posting here.

I went to the doctor tonight, and she told me I was in perfect health, except for an ear infection. She gave me a jab in the bum (ouch!), then I went to Rattlesnake.

I had a good time tonight with a very cute Chinese girl from Rattlesnake, new to Dubai. She told me she's from Hong Kong, but I know she's not. She asked me how to get "fast money" work in Dubai, so I promised to take her out tomorrow night to a better-paying club. Maybe Premiere Club at Hyatt Regency (where she can find a customer and I can find a Russian girl).

[Grateful Spread]

Fucking unbelievable!

Totally shocked, I said "What are you doing here?!!!" She just looked at me with her toothy smile.

Piper, I can well understand your displeasure at the sudden appearance of Miss H. This is exactly what I feared when I lived in AUH so never invited WG’s back to mine lest doing so be interpreted as an open invitation.

Don’t be so hard on her though; She is obviously crazy about you and from your report, I didn’t detect any malicious intent in her conduct – I’d say that she displayed fairly typical behaviour for a hot-blooded female who wanted the company of a guy who shines above the rest for a change.

Agree it was a pretty shitty tactic to make a scene outside your place but love makes you do crazy things sometimes

[GroinStrain]

Fucking unbelievable!

When I opened the door, I was stunned to see it was Ethiopian Miss H who I'd just been writing about.

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She is good in bed.

Don't get mad get even.

Find out where she lives in Deira. Go around there and bang on her door at about midday when she will invariably be asleep. Make sure that all the neighbours hear and come out to look. When she comes out start shouting that she was the girl who gave you the clap and that you want money from her for the medical treatment. Don't leave until she gives you treatment money plus Dhs 100 taxi money for your trouble. :-)

[GroinStrain]

The words BEER GOGGLES and WONDERBRA come to mind LOL.

She took her BRA off and he WONDERS where the tits went, ho ho.

Closer inspection and interrogation required next time then!!!

Cheers FF

The 4 pints of Fosters before arriving together with another inside Rattler and 5 vodka red bulls in the space of 30 minutes didn't help. He did manage to get to work by 6.30am though which beat me by a couple of hours.

As for having a closer inspection I thought that could get you thrown out and barred. It did happen to another friend of mine who was caught by the bouncers shagging a CIS girl in the York toilets a couple of years ago. If you've been in them you will know how difficult that is. If anyone can think of a worse location they have shagged a WG please let me know. For WR's benefit I am not referring to orifices as I already know what you get upto.

[Piper1]

The Gall. Damn Pipe you brought a ***** back to where your wife lays her head? ...

Ah, we have a moralizer in our midst. Take it to the morality thread. I do change the sheets, if that makes you feel any better.

... Then you got the gall to ask should you allow her to return? What type of flu you said that was again?

Did you just hear a 'whoosh' sound? That was the sound of irony going over your head. I'll spell it out for you: I was kidding when I asked that. (BTW - it's tonsilitis, fever, aching muscles. Thanks for your concern, but don't worry too much. I'll be out and about tomorrow night to give it away to someone else.)

Obviously she was just trying to play you on a night when the office was closed.

Obviously (as I'd jokingly inferred):

... she really wanted to see me. (Yes, Gentlemen, I know the clubs were not open tonight, but that's not important right now).

Maybe I should've added a wink, but I preferred the Leslie Nielsen deadpan approach.

[11Bravo]

Moved from photo thread:

I got this from her in email as I enquire about her. Anybody here on this forum ever take her services. Please tell me. She is so expensive.

Why don't YOU take her and report on the experience? Give something back with an FR instead of simply asking questions (many of which could be answered by yourself with a bit of reading).

My opinion: what is she worth TO YOU? You can always offer her a lower price and see what she says...

Note: asking questions is fine, but come on - do some research first. Writing an FR is not that difficult: Where you went (entrance fee?); Date/Time; what you saw - M/F mix, nationalities; prices quoted...

On the Abu Dhabi thread, Crime of Passion provided some REALLY useful posts about the AD scene - reading those, you have an idea of where to go and what you'll see when you get there.

In the last couple of pages, 50/50's, Groin Strain, Piper... all have provided useful info to others, and those are names I picked up with just a QUICK scan (no slight to others not appearing). And no slight to those guys, but I don't think they are anyone special - just taking some time to give something back.

Piper: As Dispair.com says, It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. Makes me feel good that my biggest problem is airing out my place after a smoker was over, airing it out during the summer's head AND HUMIDITY: condensation on the marble floors makes them so slippery...

[Fifty Fifty]

GS

I know some of us make foggy booze enhanced decisions but your mate must have absolutely smashed

The words BEER GOGGLES and WONDERBRA come to mind LOL.

She took her BRA off and he WONDERS where the tits went, ho ho.

Closer inspection and interrogation required next time then!!!

Cheers FF

[11Bravo]

Fucking unbelievable!

Obviously she was just trying to play you on a night when the office was closed.

Even the 11 month Miss Thursday, who was in my living room by 7pm EVERY Thursday for 11 months, who I gave the keys to my place to when I went on vacation, even she NEVER showed up on my doorstep without an sms invitation. Every Thursday.

Now, you might have a case for repeat business IF she was the ONLY girl in town. Beyond that, I wouldn't reward bad behavior (as you yourself said).

As Rana said, lucky you were only out 50 dhs. What would have happened if she refused to leave? Started throwing things? REALLY made a scene outside for the benefit of your neighbors...

When she asks why you don't pull her anymore, just tell her you don't appreciate uninvited guests. If you accept the behavior, then you condone it.

[Jimmy K II]

Fucking unbelievable!

This just happened tonight, so I'm still pissed off:

When the cab finally arrived, I started walking her out my drive-way towards the street and tried to give her 50DH for the cab-fare to her place in Deira. She suddenly stopped walking and repeatedly asked me, louder and louder, to give her "100 or 200" as she was going to Ajman (pure bullshit). She was getting loud enough to disturb the neighbors (clearly a tactic). She refused to walk, not budging, so I put the 50DH in her hand and walked back to my door, leaving her alone in the long dark driveway. I looked back, and she gave me a very angry look then stormed off. If looks could kill ...

I just hope I don't find a dead rabbit in my house tomorrow.

This is really an absolute NO GO what Miss H has done.
Her reaction when you brought her back to the cab was showing you the hard reallity and in what she really was interested.

Good luck for you, that your unexpected visitor was not seen by any neighbours/housekeeper...

Hope for you, that Miss H got the point and leaves you alone...

Good recreation with your flu and have fun!
Cheers
Jimmyk

[Hunter105]

Fucking unbelievable!

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She is good in bed.

Hi Piper,

My advise is never ever call her back again. You will encourage her to do the same thing again, and than probably you are not so lucky, because somebody might be in your home, and you dont know how this girl would react. She has nothing to loose but you have.

These are my 2 cents.

Hunter

[Mad Hatter]

Fucking unbelievable!

Some advice please: Should I call her back to my place again one night? She is good in bed.

Bad Idea Man. This could only get worse. Nip it in the bud.

You don't want her turning into a tumor...

[Feto 79]

Man don't take such risk.

Wife, Maid, guy living downstaris. I call that luck

But never comes twice

You have a very wide sellection man, market is open 24/7, so don't think about calling her again case that will give the idea that you are still interested and you shouldn't be.

Cut from your side and she wil move over.

Good luck

Piper

Perhaps time to move house? That was a close shave and would take some amazing verbal dexterity if Wildcat was there. I know you are good thinking on your feet but...

Asking advice about taking a WG back to your bed as she is good in is like asking me if I like to shag a cute Filipina - because I may end up thinking with my todger not my head

But seriously maybe get her back so you can reassure her etc and so that she does not do her midnight rounds again.