Dubai Reports

[Cons68]

Why all the sudden all at the same time when our last meeting happened at quite different points in time? And on Thursday? come on they will find a customer today for sure... if they feel they will not meet a client on a thursday night then we all should review our pricing guidelines. This muy be a buyers market after all.

I will be either at Rattlesnake or Regal... oh well I have got used to paying no more than 600 + taxis. It will be tough, but I am in the mood for some russian blonde beauty. But with my price ceiling and negotiation skills I wiil end up with chinese again.

Blame on you Fifty-Fifty, you showed me paradise just to take it from me!!! (I mean Sabrina) (And this is a joke, not a serious remark, for those too literal)

It would be nice to meet with some of you and have a beer. I have to say that my last meeting with an experrienced monger was quite productive for me!

That, dear Cons, is a "ping." They are checking for a heartbeat.

On the good side, if they are checking, even during a lull in their business, you must have, at the very least, come across as a nice guy.

My recent visit has been improved greatly with the discovery of a nice 24 yo Dagestani (Moscow was the original report...) who has been in town only 6 days. Though it speaks volumes, considering her very limited DXB experience, she seems to be thrilled with my company. I am also having fun. Her English vocab is now up to about 16 words.

Mark my words, in two months, she will be unbookable, serious rack, nice body, great attitude, and as soon as she learns 50 words in Arabic and English, she will be way less impressed with me.

Can confirm Cyclone padlocked up tight.

Seaview had no women available, so everyone just forget the place and leave it for me. (I am kidding, of course, I saw a dozen pullables the other night.)
Best Seaview selection I have ever seen, Stanis, PRC, a couple CIS, Pinays (one rather cute one) and even a African or two (who, in the great tradition, twisted my nipple as I walked past... only great self control stopped me from reciprocating.)

Is it just me, or has the new bridge reduced traffic problems across the creek? I noted a 2.3% improvement.

[Sporadic]

As no less than 4 girls have sent me SMSes telling me how much they miss me and how much they want to see me...

What is going on? Is the end of the world coming?

That, dear Cons, is a "ping." They are checking for a heartbeat.

On the good side, if they are checking, even during a lull in their business, you must have, at the very least, come across as a nice guy.

My recent visit has been improved greatly with the discovery of a nice 24 yo Dagestani (Moscow was the original report...) who has been in town only 6 days. Though it speaks volumes, considering her very limited DXB experience, she seems to be thrilled with my company. I am also having fun. Her English vocab is now up to about 16 words.

Mark my words, in two months, she will be unbookable, serious rack, nice body, great attitude, and as soon as she learns 50 words in Arabic and English, she will be way less impressed with me.

Can confirm Cyclone padlocked up tight.

Seaview had no women available, so everyone just forget the place and leave it for me. (I am kidding, of course, I saw a dozen pullables the other night.)
Best Seaview selection I have ever seen, Stanis, PRC, a couple CIS, Pinays (one rather cute one) and even a African or two (who, in the great tradition, twisted my nipple as I walked past... only great self control stopped me from reciprocating.)

Is it just me, or has the new bridge reduced traffic problems across the creek? I noted a 2.3% improvement.

[Cons68]

As no less than 4 girls have sent me SMSes telling me how much they miss me and how much they want to see me...

What is going on? Is the end of the world coming?

[Mcavity]

A couple of recent very quick transits through DXB. Was pleased to see Emirates had booked me Le Meridien presenting a Jules opportunity but not so pleased when we arrived late at 01. 00 on Sunday night with the prospect of an 06. 00 departure. Wandered across to Jules, took a quick look and decided to give it a miss until the return trip. No stamina these days! Arrived with a little more time to spare on the Thursday night and ventured out again to Jules. Looked like they were operating a notional cover charge of 70 DHM but even without their hotel card I don’t think they would have pushed it. The place was packed at 01. 00 and I can’t say I took to the band but it wasn’t music I was after. Browsed for a while; a number of tasty PIs but they all seemed to be engaged in negotiations with potential customers. Spotted a reasonable looking PRC who wouldn’t budge from 700 ST. Perhaps she read the picture too well and saw me correctly as "in transit and in a hurry". Anyway I agreed the price and we sauntered back to my room, Meridien clearly totally GF. Bell boys in the corridors giving helpful directions to my room when I couldn’t find it (! ). In the room Lucy was OK. Mid 20’s Pretty enough face, . A bit more solid than the average PRC and her tits collapsed a bit once out the padded bra but were still reasonable enough size wise. Humoured her with my basic Chinese which kept her amused and had as much as of GFE as you can in an hour. DFK, CBJ, CG and finished mish. She then gave me quite a good massage telling me she was from Shanghai, had one baby and was in Dubai for three months to make as much money as possible before heading back to the People’s Republic. The latter may be true but from her looks and Chinese accent she was definitely a "Dongbei" girl. She was keen to get back to Jules to find another punter. Overall conclusion; Night stopping in Le Meridien courtesy of the airline presents a window of opportunity with no hassle for those with only 5-6 hours to spend.

Macavity

[11Bravo]

Hint: Learned the hard way that getting from WTC area to Diera at 6pm sucks!! Also, want to know how to really [CodeWord140] off your Indian cab driver? Ask him to head in the direction of Sharjah during rush hour(s). The guy seriously cursed under his breath the entire way, it was comical!

LOL. But your "white boy" DID count for something: for others, he would have refused the trip, making some excuse about going off-duty...

Very enjoyable read - the time it takes to write such an FR is appreciated...

One suggestion: if you hit the regular bars, you can always ask if she has her own place, or knows of one you can use. Might be an extra fee if it's a 3rd party accomodation. Some girls will, some won't. Or Doctopuss's suggestion of a ST room at the Broadway sounds like something to remember.

Can anyone find the place on Google Earth and provide the coordinates?

Went to Ratllesnake after but the door staff dememnded 35dhms each. After spending over 600dhms in the restaurant I refused, they wouldn't budge so we left.

They really don't seem to have a clue about "rewarding" good customers. It's almost as if they're "independent" entities: the restaurant independent of the bar, even though in same hotel. And what about the case if you want to eat inside the Rattlesnake (obviously other "attractions" too, but still...). The menu is certainly not that great, but it used to be, if you were feeling a bit peckish (for several things), you could pop-in, grab a few things to quell the various hungers... Just one of those aggravating things - you want to charge me to go in and spend money... I don't mind an entrance fee IF MOST of it will be returned in drinks.

So, taking into account that taxis will probably be around 150 ...

Where the hell do you live? You must be talking SERIOUS suburbs

Just returned from another Dubai trip. Just a summary of my trip, a bit long winded but trying to pull out the relevant details

Another very enjoyable read. Again, thanks for taking the time to report. Always nice to experience dxb through some "fresh" eyes...

Sabrina, who could be an excellent provider, has developed an attitude

That can happen when they figure out their true market value...
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Seaview, Monday, 9:30 - 11:30

Had not been to Seaview for a couple of months. Nice to get back and be remembered. Band rocking as ever. Early on, fairly sparse. The usual work ethic PRC's in attendence. As the evening progressed, the place filled up (it is small). Looking, a very unfavorable M/F ratio, but that can be misleading. Number of crew cuts in attendence that increased the M population.

By 10:30, place rocking. A VERY nice CIS, black strapless cocktail dress looking very appealing. 45 minutes later, don't know if she had already been pulled, or had just disappeared into a corner, but did not see her. Did see that her sidekick, OK, but not as nice, was still around. A few africans, but majority of wg's (at least for the 1st set) PRC's. A number of familiar faces present, several missing (e.g., Miss Phone). Several couples on dates.

Just as I was leaving at 11:30 (damn that 0-dark hundred wakeup), 4 wg philipinas walking in. Had seen 2 inside already.

Certainly a number that appealed to me, YMMV. Not the numbers of the Rattlesnake, did not spot any Cyclone refugees, but certainly a better band.

[Cons68]

That was my first thought too. As usual when I quote these girls I am not stating something, I am just quoting. It was not clear from my writing.

The only known facts are that the girls arrived 3-4 months ago and one of them is going back already (and she was not a star). Also both girls were quite jealous of Sabrina as she has adapted far better and is doing quite nicely, she paid her debt in 20 days while these two girls (Diane and her friend) could only eat rice and complained that Sabrina "she is rich, she can eat anything she likes"

However Diane will stay and pay.

For the rest, I just quote what I was told... The only relevant things for me here:
i) Sabrina, who could be an excellent provider, has developed an attitude
ii) The other girls are too scared to do anything
iii) Eventually they are returning back to PI

None of this is good news I am afraid. Not the end of the world if you are "country agnostic" but a bit of an issue if you have a fetish on filipino girls

Cons you've been around a while surely you can't seriously believe she 'got away without paying'? They all have to pay back the debt - one way or another.
She will be meet on her return home. For sure.

[Jimmy K II]

Also from my side many thanks to you spelman.
Great work on the list

Have fun!

[My Kapitan]

I also got an sms from diane (Sabrina´s friend). One of her friends is leaving already (got away without paying her debt because she flattly refuses to work as a prositute). Diane complained that she also wanted to leave, that she hated this. Given that I did not offer her to come to my place.

Cons you've been around a while surely you can't seriously believe she 'got away without paying'? They all have to pay back the debt - one way or another.
She will be meet on her return home. For sure.

[Cons68]

I repeated yesterday with the Thai provider. Same level of service. Only one shot because I am still dirty tired form a hrrible weekend.

Same price. All "same same". The girl told me a little bit more about herself, she came to Dubai after being told she would make a lot of money as a hairrdresser (he craft in BKK). She has realized that this is not he case.

I also got an sms from diane (Sabrina´s friend). One of her friends is leaving already (got away without paying her debt because she flattly refuses to work as a prositute). Diane complained that she also wanted to leave, that she hated this. Given that I did not offer her to come to my place.

She was really good tossing the salad, but no need to involve her if somebody else would do even better and without complaints.

Still waiting to hear from the Brazilian girl.

[Road Lover]

This is the updated Mongorong list

This time I put everything in a word doc so that you can download it to your Mobile Phone )

I have added some of Bravos coordinates and I will keep updating this list with feedback from the members.

Cheers,

Spelman

Fantastic report Spelman and I wish I could show my appreciation more tangibly. Especially for occassional visitors like mine this is really a remarkable list. Although some work still needs to be done for those that dont understand google earth, or dubai landmarks, but i think it is a fair guide. Perhaps the best accolade for you could be if we recommend to Jackson to showcase this format to all threads around the world to give mongers every an idea of how this forum can be made that much more useful. It will also be great of we did our bit to keep this list updated and enhanced. One way to enhance it is to provide avenues for all kinds of mongering including outcall services, I will on my trip find out more and add to this. Thanks once again, Spelman

[Aimara]

Just returned from another Dubai trip. Just a summary of my trip, a bit long winded but trying to pull out the relevant details;

First stop. Fatima, described in previous posts by Muff Man, who had also kindly provided me her contact number.

MM, thank you, thank and you and thank you again Sir, what a lady!

She drove herself to the hotel, had told me 12. 00 midnight, got there 12. 30, so far so good. We had agreed AED1000 (ex A’s), she had initially asked AED1500 for all night (inc A). All told had three shots, twice that evening and once in the morning (at her instigation! ), also second go was A’s and again she asked me to take her there! She was going off like a rocket and complaining that she had not had any sex for a while due to cyclone having been closed, no way of verifying the accuracy of her comments re her lack of action / reactions, however it all contributed to the mood in a positive way. She has a decent body, slightly going to fat – aren’t we all – but the level of service, personality and communication more than made up for that.

On a general note Fatima pulled up in a brand new Infiniti 4x4 vehicle, FX 35 I think its called. Told me it was a present from one of the sheikh’s. The gist being he had asked her to drive to some sort of retreat outside town for a ‘party’ and she mentioned that she had a crappy Toyota and was not too keen on the drive, anyway he talked her around, she turns up in Toyota and drives back in Infiniti! Maybe in this case I was the ‘hobby’ for her between parties. May also explain some of the attitudes from the better ladies, if their patrons are that lavish then it is understandable why some of these ladies will pitch a price and stick to it.

If anyone wants her number please DO NOT PM me, I received it from MM so it is his and not mine to hand around.

Juen, she is referred in previous posts / described as a semi-pro who can be found at Crowne Plaza. I had her telephone number provided by FFF. Nice girl, gave me a few tips on exercise. She is some sort of fitness instructor by day. However not really my cup of tea. Paid her AED 800 for a single shot, she had not specified how much she wanted to paid, in hindsight if Fatima was AED 1000 the previous evening, then by the same value scale I should not have given Juen more than a couple of hundred.

My takeway from this was that I would steer clear of semi-pro’s. Semi status makes it harder to discuss and agree details of service and compensation beforehand, the resulting ambiguity can be worked in the providers favour. Also professionals are just that, you would not get an amateur plumber to fix your pipes? Anyway, lesson learnt and a mistake not to be repeated for me at least, others will have a different experience and am sure will disagree.

Broadway café, which has also been previously mentioned in posts. The place is a bit of a pain to get to, I would suggest the following route: cross makhtoum bridge heading towards diera, as you cross the bridge and get to the first roundabout (clock at the top of some arches) take a left onto baniyas road. Carry on straight for approx 1 km, you will see a sign for the taj palace which is a left turning, follow those signs all the way to the taj. Drive upto and past the taj palace / taj palace apartments, take a right at the end of the road. Carry on for a few more 100 metres and ask someone! At that point you are literally a 5 minute walk away, and as long as you do not stray too far from that starting point you will eventually find it even if you do it by going in circles! Look out for lots of fluttering flags, and you are prob close. Again as previously mentioned a very Arabic / Asian flavour to the whole thing but the upside is that you get to sit down, order a coffee, take in the sights and then close the deal. The providers are mainly central asian republic types, so if you like that med / quasi Arabic look then you will be spoilt for choice. I picked up there twice (both times around midday for 3-4 hour afternoon sessions) and did not see a single ‘ugly bird’, for want of a better description.

The service on both occasions, first a mid 20’s Estonian and second a 20 year old Chechen, was spot on. Cost on each occasion was AED800, and the service was quite comprehensive. One point to note, my first trip I negotiated with the girl that I eventually took away, did not discuss money until it was time for her to go, at which point I gave her the cash. Second occasion, there was a 'manager' involved who wanted the cash given to her before I could leave with the girl. Paid up after an initial refusal, but turned out to be no problem with the service there either. On these occasions the big head always get overruled!

Will carry on and complete the report later, tired of typing!

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[Gujuboy]

Can anyone tell me where can I get good quality Indian girls in Dubai for this weekend?

Urgent help is really needed please.

[My Kapitan]

Kap - no probs. Let's catch up next time.

Still wondering how your restaurant bill could be 600DH - must have been the bottle of Moet.

You know what a cheapskate I am - should have bought a bottle of Dom then they would have let us in for free

Seaview tonight - See how the band compares to the guys in Kazakhstan - no shit! We have a great guitarist in our local club that could hold his own up against the guys in the Seaview.

[Cons68]

Cons - yep, fun report. I hope your KSA investment decisions weren't blown out.

Have your heard anything from the 'Brazilian' girl from Rattler? When is she due back in Dubai?

Not yet. But if she is really brazilin we are in for some fun... my experiences with brazilian girls have always been uniformly good (in bed). Only problem is they have some problems limiting themselves (I found my girlfirned fucking the bellboy of hte hotel in sofia during a project).

She claimed to be Paulista, that is from Sao Paulo but was nto keen on talkin portuguese with me.

Let see. I will keep you posted


PS I think some of my colleagues noticed that there was something weird going on

[Piper1]

Ok, this time I hope people will find this funny. It was certainly fun for me....

So I have replaced my ass-licking brazilian girlfriend (from the office) and the ass-licking PI (Sabrina's friend). i am a happy man.

PS why are the prices quoted in expatriates.com so outrageous? Do they assume that people using a computer are dumber than average?

Cons - yep, fun report. I hope your KSA investment decisions weren't blown out.

Have your heard anything from the 'Brazilian' girl from Rattler? When is she due back in Dubai?