Dubai Reports

[Cons68]

Sorry Spelman,

I hate the LBFM thing. I have found that Filipinas are some of the kindest girls in this business and usually a high (and dependable!) level of service.

No need to put them down, they are just our business partners. As long as they play by the rules it is ok with me.

And yes, I agree with you. The wolrd has too many TLAs

[Cons68]

I am on a similar situation. And believe me it is not fun, i used to have lot of control before and now is simply annoying. The girls sometimes get really confused and even feel bad (the ones that try to give good service). I often simply tell them to stop because I fear their jaw will hurt and refuse to come again to my place. How bad!

I really do not know how to handle this situation (any advice from my more experienced forum members?)

To make things worst (or funnier), on my return from a project in Bulgaria I stocked one year of my thing (escitalopram) and crossed the border with it blissfully ignorant that I was breaking the law big time...

I owe the forum a "great" report based on 50-50 introduction to some of the most charming ladies I have met in DXB.

Just need time to order everyhting and write.

Had to chuckle at your Prozac comment. A young psychiatrist pal once told me that many of his doctor colleagues take antidepressants purely to be able to fuck as long as they like - sometimes hours. A damn good cure for depression.

[Spelman]

I just had to make this story up so that I could have some fun with the the abbreviations. :.)

Piper, I just used your name below I hope that was ok? With you.

Me and my friend just arrived in dubai and called an aamp for the direction and as soon as we arrived mamsan and papasan showed up in the door and directed us to the sofa for the display of the mg. There was a lot of sof and I asked if they were lmp but no answer. There were some prc on display and the only thing we could see was one fobu, one ed zachary diease, one barracudas and one amazone, all four seem to be hm.

We left the place and we had to call our sp mr piper for 411, we asked him if he had craigslist in front of him so that he can guide us to the next mp there we can have some ml who will do fbsm with msog with mff with some los and babybacks. Mr piper was kindly enough to guide us to a very nice tamp/rmp?

As soon as we got inside the door mpa/ra asked if we would like to have something to drink and then she guided us to a nice living room it felt like we have arrived to a jack shack.

Five minutes later one LBFM arrived with a spinner and one syt from CIS. The mpa told us that they were fob and hc, I told my friend that I'm off for a roman and left for sop. I forgot the mj and jumped straight to wah with the spinner while the syt with the landing strip moved up and somf, I asked the LBFM if she would like to have receive a gsm on her hardwood floors and she agreed and laid down beside us? I could feel that the spinner was doing a hindu massage (Argentina) and asked here to jump of for a owotc, I felt like I was in deep need of the little blue helper. I could now see that the spinner had a nice Mohawk which I wanted to fov and fiv. After a couple off minutes lbfm asked me if I would like to have another san juan capistrano but I asked if we could have a half and half which she agreed and started with tuma and put a futb after some time she put the jimmy hat on and started with a reverse cowgirl and in the same time she lfk on cis. The syt slowly moved up for some somf again and very soon she was sqirting on me? In the same time I could feel my piv in lbfm and I thought this is tgtbt I almost fainted in my dreams when lbfm moved away so that the cis could do a rca and I can just say this was a real pse with pos on both sides and cis doing rca at the same time. The syt had started with some dato and I had again started with daty on LBFM and after a while lbfm started with dfk and some english with cis and I had to ask the cis to step down so that syt could remove the party hat and continue with owo the CIS asked me why I don’t want to have a full meal deal and I just had to tell her that I want to have some dt from syt’s dsl without sunny, syt continue with sans again and after a few minutes I had stand up to be able to do a face paint on her. Imho this was vfm and the best wf, I do even think this was the fotc I really felt like I was a big punter and this is the he and the eom. When I got home a calculated that this night had cost me $$$$$ and it was worth every penny.

Wtf some woa if you can’t read this do a 411 under abbreviations

Spelman

[Piper1]

Excellent reports from a new poster but long-time player, enjoying his decadent Roman feast.

As you said, the current crackdown is nothing to worry about. Probably temporary, and mainly for show. Plus, there are many more interesting venues than the well-known places anyway. I just hope Rattler doesn't become a well-known closed venue, as it's only a few minutes from my place.

In an earlier report, you mentioned Broadway girls who sometimes go to Hard Rock. When they say Hard Rock, that's taxi-speak for Amnesia Club (upstairs, but shut-down by LE last week). Hard Rock is a family dining place with a hick Australian band before midnight, but a gay hangout after midnight. Work it out.

Had to chuckle at your Prozac comment. A young psychiatrist pal once told me that many of his doctor colleagues take antidepressants purely to be able to fuck as long as they like - sometimes hours. A damn good cure for depression.

[Luper Calia]

Day four and flying home that evening. Staring to walk with a limp, but there is one more place to visit.

I first visited an reported on The Broadway Hotel last year. It is an excellent venue for daytime action, situated in Deira. You can rent time in the Hotel's rooms or most girls will go out to your hotel or their place

Girls here are mainly from CIS and some others claim to be Iranian. I have picked up Iranians here in the past, but others may well be Azeri.

This time I meet Miss A who is 24 and awesome and we agree 400 for two hours at her place. She is Armenian and when we leave, I realise that we are going to the same flat near Port Rashid that that I visited in December. We talk some more - good English - and she knows the two girls I hev been with here before.

Like many at Broadway, she changes into Abaya as we leave the hotel - for me this is just an extra kick.

Back at her place, mattress on the floor - plenty of sleepy girls in other rooms - I could have stayed all week. Great body, flawless pale skin. Limited BBBJ, sweet tasting DATY when she cums several times and then a long long sex session.

Not enough time for more - I'm spent anyway. We spend some time holding and touching with no rush until time is up. We share a taxi away and I drop her off in Bur Dubai again dressed in Abaya and looking so innocent.

Time to get something to eat and then journey home - older wiser and keen to return soon.

[Luper Calia]

Third night of my most recent expedition.

No trip to Dubai is complete without at least one visit to Seaview - that is if you like rock music of a certain vintage - especially Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and Queen. The Filipino Band at Seaview are quite exceptional both in terms of musicianship and eyecandy. I would go to see them irrespective of the other attractions available.... End of music review.

Seaview was hopping and, as usual, the majority of girls (70% +) were PRC. Significant minorities are Filipinas, African and CIS.

Having visited Africa and Europe over the previous two days, it was time to check out Asia. This is the best of Dubai - three continents in three days. PRC girls will approach you whereas the Filipinas need you to make the first move. I know I am staying for at least two band sessions so there is no hurry and I can indulge in some flirting whilst getting a few telephone numbers for the future. Especially interesting is Miss L from Moscow (or so she says) who made it well up the to do list.

However, tonight is Oriental night and I am torn between a Filipina and a sweet PRC. If only the Filipinas did "buy one get one free" if their combined weight is still less that yours! Anyway, I keep the Filipina's number and go for a Chinese takeaway - Miss L. 500 LT

We return to the Crowne Plaza - again no problem, they must think that I am running some sort of UN conference upstairs!

Miss L is a small girl with a great smile and hair. English OK - early thirties - but like many PRC she wears it well - I presume that there is no Chinese word for celluite.

Not as good BBBJ as previous night but very willing. Very receptive to DATY and incredibly flexible during our sex sessions. Pleased that my return to form appears confirmed as this girl enjoys herself. She brings herself to an extreme climax in cowboy when she grinds herself onto me - apparently seeing just how far she can drive me into her. Boy do I feel exploited!

Sleep for a few hours and then a mid-night session more grinding and a big O in DATY and finally CIM. As is frequent with PRC the next few minutes are taken up with hawking sounds from the bathroom as she returns her mouth to total cleanliness.

More sleep and then a very unhurried session in the morning so that she was still with me when I checked out at midday. Could easily have stayed with her for the rest of the afternoon until my flight that evening but I had one more mission to accomplish.

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[Luper Calia]

Filed 2 reports earlier today, but first not posted, this one should pre-date my report number 2678 otherwise the story does not make sense

Just back from latest visit to DBX and thought I would share my experiences.

First night, staying in Crowne Plaza, so I thought that I would try Rattlesnake - which is at the Metropolitan Hotel, a short taxi hop down Sheikh Zayed Road. I had never been there before but had noticed some good reviews.

Arrived about 10.30 and began to check out the scene. Immediately had to fend off a PRC tag team but was not about to make an attempt on my pb of 48 seconds between arriving and leaving a club (York 2005).

Talked to a few more PRCs and noticed a few CIS. Then began to talk to some africans. Similar to Expatcat's recent experience (report number 2645), one lady appeared keen to promote her friend who had "only just arrived". She (Miss Sh) was stunning IMHO and we seemed to hit it off well - agreed 600LT and off we went. She told me that she was 20, from Kenya although had been largely brought up in Uganda.

Crowne Plaza is my favourite - very Girl Friendly, no hassle and no charge. If you don't want to run the short walk of shame then you can access the lifts on the floor above reception by going to Trader Jacks and following signs back into the hotel from there. Personally, I go straight in.

Up to the room and all is going well. CBJ only - but I don't mind playing safe when south of the Sahara - I didn't go for DATY - but on reflection, would have probably been refused.

If you are getting the impression that this gig is about to go downhill then you are right. Definitely not keen on intimate touching and we realy seemed to go downhill from the point of penetration, following which her demeanor seemed to change to "how soon can we get this over".

The bad news for her is that I am way into a course of Prozac and a side effect is that it takes me ages to cum. I had more compliments than problems with this, but not this time. As her attitude detiorated, the prospects of me cumming at all disappeared into the ether - at one point she suggested that we just go for a single shot deal - but I was running out of interest fast.

We had a full and frank discussion. She felt that frequent position changes showed a lack of respect. We not talking chandelier swinging here - I was trying to hit the spot with her but failed dramatically. At the end of the day, It seems I hit on a girl who is not comfortable with this scene and to that extent, I feel sorry for her.

There are some strong similarities with Expatcat's report so we may be talking about the same girl or at least one from the same stable.

The good news was that I had not paid so I asked her whar she thought was fair for the limited fun we had had. She said whatever!!! I gave her 300 and 40 for a taxi and put it down to experience - she wasn't best impressed but didn't argue.

Wait for the next installment to discover if my manhood survives such a shock to morale!!

[Luper Calia]

I was at the Broadway yesterday at about 2.30 in the afternoon. Disappointed with the visit. The coffee shop was crowded with locals wearing dish dash, which ruined the mood for me. I have this fear that one of them will turn out to be an undercover cop. Not very rational since undercover cops would probably wear pants.

LS,

Just imagine that every bar has an undercover cop or two. My perception is that they would only bother you if you behaved outrageously - ie loud, drunk or aggressive.

What do others think?

[Luper Calia]

Decided to visit Rockafellas on evening 2 of my recent visit. Arrived at about 11. 00pm. I used to be a reguar here, but had noticed suggestions that it had gone downhill. This view was compounded a few months ago when I looked in only to find the bar nearly empty.

This evening it was buzzing with ample opportunities. After settling in, I noticed a few blond CIS who seemed to offer the best counter point to my african experience of the previous day. With stronger CIS presence, Rockafellas is not as prone to heavy marketing as PRC dominated clubs. The only overt approach I got was from a Kyrgi who spoke excellent English. She was proud of this, telling me that she had only been in Dubai for 3 months and had not spoken a work of English when she arrived. I was tempted but decided to go blonde and made my excuses.

As often happens, the time that one girl leaves you is the time that you make eye conatct with another. In answer to recent questions about how to progress, it as simple as eye contact, smile and move on in. If she doesn't want to. You will soon know.

This girl is Ukranian (my favourite! ) long blond hair, late twenties. Just a few kilos over the optimum, but makes up for it with good English an bubbly attitude. We chat for a while, agree 800 LT and leave. Again no problems at Crowne Plaza.

We take our time back in the room, have a drink and a chat while stroking and slowly undressing. DATY, BBBJ followed by FS. As stated earlier, I am taking my time these days, but she is very (and vocally) appreciative. Great experience. Followed by a long cuddly rest.

Round 2. Sometime in the middle of the night. We are off again. Sex is even better this time and she is very vocal (apologies to neighbours) finish with BBBJ with some CIM and some more splashing everywhere.

As we settled down again, she told me that it was the best for her for some time, which was music to my ears after the previous night's debacle. She left at about 5am. I wanted a few hours sleep before work.

More to follow.

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[Lazy Summer]

I was at the Broadway yesterday at about 2.30 in the afternoon. Disappointed with the visit. The coffee shop was crowded with locals wearing dish dash, which ruined the mood for me. I have this fear that one of them will turn out to be an undercover cop. Not very rational since undercover cops would probably wear pants.

The number of girls was quite high. I could not find a table to sit. But quality was average. The music was loud and very intrusive. Overall neither the atmosphere nor the woman clicked with me. I left quickly. Better session in Abu Dhabi.

[Barcrawler]

It probably hasn't been written about here because most of us who live here don't frequent it much because of the high cover charge, high drink prices and high priced take aways.

Most discussion of the Subject is on the UAE "general Info" thread. I would agree with you assertion that most Cyclone customers on this forum are out of town visitors. Residents will only make occasional visits.

[Krypto Knight]

Some CIS girl told me last night in Rattlesnake that Cyclone, Amnesia (Hard Rock) and disco at Hyatt Regency have all been closed down. Is there any truth in this? I thought it would be all over the DXB thread by now if it was true, but i only see one other post in the General thread concerning Cylcone

I have a regular PRC who works at Cyclone and she told me it's been closed for at least 5 days now. Not sure what is going on, she just said the police closed it and she is pretty upset because it's the only bar she works.

It probably hasn't been written about here because most of us who live here don't frequent it much because of the high cover charge, high drink prices and high priced take aways.

Has anyone noticed an upsurge in girls at other bars from the fall out from this?

Someone earlier mentioned more CIS at Rattlesnake lately, that could be a result of this.

[Poonhound69]

Thanks Piper.

Perhaps a round and a game of pool at the Met sometime? I think I'm going to have to depend on the salsa-ing freebie scene, with the occasional p4p indulgence. Let me know if you'd like to wing. The lone wolf scores so much less often than someone with a 'friend for her friend'. Unfortunately my old highschool buddies there have loose lips.

-PH

There are many Salsa Clubs (including "salsa social clubs" and nightly salsa lessons). You'll be able to salsa almost any night of the week at these clubs or at dedicated salsa nights at various hotels. They move location occasionally, so again, check out timeoutdubai.com or google "salsa + dubai".

When I was a single poonhound in Dubai it was a great way to meet and jiggy with freebie girls of all nationalities. I never did learn how to salsa properly, but who cares!

Savage Garden no problems for your pillar-of-society reputation (it's a legit nonP4P club, with a light smattering of WGs who blend in nicely, including dancing for fun, not for marketing).

[Mickey Rooney]

Just came to know that in 5 hours I need to travel with group of fellows to dubai for 2 -3 days.

Due to shortage of time need your help to guide where can I get some FUN durring day for couple of hours. (INCall)

With respect from one senior member to another RTFF. But due to time issues you may do as suggested. Save the reports of distinction on a memory stick for future reference and bring the stick with you incase you need to refer to them.

Good luck.

[Eric Emp]

Just came to know that in 5 hours I need to travel with group of fellows to dubai for 2 -3 days.

Due to shortage of time need your help to guide where can I get some FUN durring day for couple of hours. (INCall)