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[Sporadic]

Azertyuk

Wandering whether Piper1 was playing pool. Could not tell as I do not know what he looks like!

Dead easy, think of Mr. Bean crossed with Dame Edith.

Yep you guest it she is on the red rags... Doh! …. I covered all bases during the initial exchange but forgot to ask about this one.

Never even crossed my mind, the vast majority either abstain for a couple days or do the patented WG "super tampon stuff and wash routine." several have reported that the punter is never even aware of her "condition" when this is done with alacrity and skill.

why o why o why do they always want to offer two girls?

Sharing the rice bowl, sorority, safety in numbers, call it what you will.

Downstairs waiting for the car, it was not the walk of shame more like the wait of shame (10min – never again) to get my car back.

The trick here is to order up your car, then step into the dowstairs bar and have a quick beverage while they bring it round.

It would appear that you have found the answer to DXB price inflation, well done.

[Mickey Rooney]

Mongerers, First time posting here in Dubai. Became a batchular for 4 days before my trip out to Dhaka, thought to share my first night home alone.

I decided the use my first night to check out the Snake Pit, a short drive away. I arrived expecting (due to recent news events) the joint to be deserted / quite in more ways than one. Despite the unfortunate death of yet another couple of Sheiks (I am guessing more to come as far a field as Egypt and Oman as they are all of the same age group placed by you know who. – so brace your selves for more flags flying at half masks – not in the trouser division!!)

Anyways this is not the place for airing this type of view point so back to the real issue of my first FR -

The place was heaving! The band was on and disco music to be heard at the taxi rank! No sooner I was united with my beer at 2230, than a lovely Chinese girl (6) came to talk Pitched in at 700aed. I suggested more like 300 for LT at my place, she responded with 500 and I remained at 300. She tried to sell a double act, but taking a fellow mongers (not sure if it was Piper1 or 11Bravo) advice on this board, I declined.

We agreed to think about our positions and they walked away. No great loss, the night was young. Soon I was chatting to another fellow countrywoman who insisted that I open the bidding. Guess what – 300. She wanted 400 and agreed to leave with me for 300. Admittedly she was a (4) but who cares in the dark? She is warm and has a pulse I reasoned!

Now for the gauntlet home! I live on a compound with live in maid – so I sympathise with Steve Dubai and the logistical challenge of getting home unnoticed. Luckily the maid has a room that is outside the main house boundaries, but is close to the garage. Try to explain to a Chinese WG that she needs to duck in her seat as we enter the compound then the garage… hummm.

Anyways managed to get the lady home and into the guest bed room. I was then expecting the automatic undress routine. It did not happen. So thinking that at last I met a woman what actually understands the needs of a man wanting to unwrap his present slooowwlyy.

‘You pay now’ Eh? ‘you pay now’ no dear later…. But then again, I thought this through, why not I reasoned, we are home safe and ready to get on with it, so if she has the cash in the bag then performance may be less distracted. So I wired 300 stright to her bag.

Now back to my present, I start to open it on the bed, and then I am hit with it!

‘no fuck… suck only …. Okay?’ Eh? What Da Fuck… 300 and no fuck what is going on?!

Yep you guest it she is on the red rags... Doh! …. I covered all bases during the initial exchange but forgot to ask about this one. Doh! Now I know why she accepted 300 so easily AND asked for it upfront. Quickly and firmly I ask her to get dressed, demand a FULL refund and run the gauntlet of leaving home… Hoo humm What a night and it is only 2320!

In my negotiations I always use ‘In the morning, I will drop you home’ line. That way I maintain full control of the exit strategy, no need for taxies and kerb side waiting time in front of neighbours. 2330 I am off to town with a bleeding Chinese lady in the passenger seat heading towards the York office. Thought to stop of at the Regis. Busy, Loud, lots of toty, but no WG that I could spot. Perhaps the radar was jammed by the earlier experience.

Arrived at the York – now for some premeditation. Decided allow hotel staff to park the car so there is no risk of the walk of shame! Entered York 50aed to enter – What? This is not turning out to be my night. The place was packed with all sorts. Smokey and noisy, immediately grabbed by two Chinese girls, told them to give me space as I needed to have a look around. Had a coke this time (of the liquid gaseous type – no to drugs and drive) and did a cruse. Wandering whether Piper1 was playing pool. Could not tell as I do not know what he looks like!

Hooked up with another Chinese couple – (5) and (6) talked to (6) and offered 250aed – Hell I had to pay 50 at the door, not my fault! After the usual protracted Aglochinese negotiations, agreed 250 + 50 performance bonus + morning drop off (i.e. no taxi for them to pay) I hear of sieames twins, but not Chinese twins… why o why o why do they always want to offer two girls? Even after the deal was done (6) asked one more time about taking yet another (4) to bed with us.

Downstairs waiting for the car, it was not the walk of shame more like the wait of shame (10min – never again) to get my car back.

Arrived home, usual stuff, duck, open garage, enter home with lights out. Safe! No mention on Money transfer. Slow start, lovely experience, two unloads and one hour later it was time for bed 0400! Up at 0800 for one more round then run the gauntlet 0900 of the home. Here timing is everything as it is daylight. Out heading back you York for the drop off. I was reminded by her that she needs payment – as if I had forgotten, In fact I was searching for a cash machine that was not near the house / flat of any one I know. Gave her the 300, whist she was on the phone. When she hung up, she said ‘thank you’ with a BIG smile. That sort of thing made my morning…. The thank you was really genuine…

So fellow Ms despite there being another official moraning period, the bars atleast are in full swing.

Now for tonight. What will it hold? Not sure, shall I or shall I save my self for Dhaka? Hum, lets see, having to go to IBN BATUTA, may swing by the Snake pit again but avoiding the bleeding chinees this time.

[Per 143]

Thnx for the info Kosmos. Hopefully I will have a good trip based on the info here. I don't have any direct contacts but the places mentioned here shud be a good start.

Finally made into Dubai after flight delays and checked in to fourpoints sheraton (left a report of hotel costs and comments on internet connection in hotel infor thread). My day started very crappy as I forgot my cabin baggage at baggage claim and had to waste almost half a day on it in my 2 day trip. Anyway by gods help found my baggague and continued my hoe's search from 2: 00. I was tired by then walking in airport and thought of getting a massage. So called couple of people in local times paper and got into a chinese/korean apt with 5 - 6 women to choose. The best chic in that is 6/10. Picked her up and had good 2 hour session with fs. Next went to york only place I remembered from the board (after the shock of lost baggage forgot everything I read from board) and near to 4 points (hotel charging 80 per day extra for internet: () and have seen only chinese but not able to spot any CIS. And after seeing the way it is going I think it is impossible for me to get a cis in one remaining day of trip. So please if anyone from board can give me any contacts of CIS I will appreciate that. As I said before I can meet you guys anywhere near sheraton 4 points if anyone interested. Please please please. I have taked internet connection for only one hour so I can check only regular mail from york /internet cafe. If anyone willing to help me please mail to [Email Address deleted by Admin].

Thnx a bunch

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[Austin 27]

Hey Piper,

I was at the York on Friday, was the cute Kyrgy you mentioned the one with light brown hair?

[Piper1]

A few games of pool at York with some guys Friday night, and saw a few new gals. Chatted with a cute Kyrgy, but had to dash off briefly – told her I’d catch up with her later. She’d been there for hours so I thought it would be safe to get her number later.

I was chatting with Miss Blonde Freebie and her new BF. I told him I was about to have a walk as I wanted to get the number of a cute Kyrgy I’d seen. He said he’d join me. I reminded him he was with Blondie, but he replied that he could still go window shopping. He asked her permission, she winked at us, and off we went. Of course, Miss Kyrgy was nowhere to be seen. The new guy said she probably went to Regal, as it was 10pm and warm-up time there. For a newcomer he knew his stuff.

I bid my farewells, and was heading out to try Russian Roulette at Regal, when another guy I know (Blondie’s ex-BF from a few weeks ago) converged with me at the exit, and asked me to come to Admiral Plaza with him. Told him I was checking Regal first, and asked him to join me. He’s in love with one of the singers at Admiral, so he had to go there pronto. I said I might join him in an hour.

Checked out Regal – still quiet. Played a bit of pool, but feeling shagged from a big week, and an early morning coming up, I decided to check Admiral quickly on the way home. 50DH entry, I but called my mate and he took me past security. He was dancing drunk and crazy in front of his singing love. He’s letting it all hang out as he’s about to get married in a few weeks – an arranged wedding and he’s not happy. I fell in love with another of the busty blonde singers, but she didn’t reciprocate the feelings. Saddened, I decided to go home. Don't pay 50DH to enter this place - 99% unattractive Chinese.
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Big money. Avoiding walk of shame?

While at York, I chatted with a gal I’ve known a few years (but never carnally – just not my type). I helped her out of a couple of tight spots in the past (including prison), and now she’s chummy with me. I half-joked that the gals she was with were old and unattractive, and how could they possibly make a living in this line of work. She pointed to one late-40s dominatrix type friend of hers standing nearby, and said she just came back from ST with a York guy for 1,000 (!!) She pointed out the guy out to me. He’s a good looking young guy who I know from around the pool tables, and he’d have no trouble getting a freebie anywhere. Maybe he misses his mom. Apparently he wanted to avoid being seen with the old gal, so he sneakily took her number, then called her from his car downstairs to avoid the walk of shame. The 1000DH is a shame.

[11Bravo]

OK, so you found a fun girl on your last trip; now you want to see her again on this trip. If she's as good as you remember her, don't just assume you can walk into the bar and there she'll be, especially regardless of hour. If you enjoy her company, no doubt, so do others. And to live in dxb, she will have to have a number of others.

If you have a few days here, then, fine, you can call her and it should be a safe assumption that sometime during your visit, next day or 2, you can hook up. But if you're on a quick stopover, then ... She just might have other commitments. And if those are with a regular, they will not be broken (it's just financial common sense).

Yes, those international calls can be expensive (and show up on a phone bill). Perhaps an sms to alert her of your arrival (not sure which countries can inbound sms's) might be an alternative. Surprising her might SOUND good, but the surprise might be on you.

Have seen it happen several times, the most recent early this morning. Miss T receiving a call from the office; punter, just arrived, looking for her. Last night, she wasn't available. Tonight... if he's still in town, hopefully they can hook up. No doubt alternatives around the office last night, but, IF you want a SPECIFIC girl, an arrival notice could pay huge dividends.

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Language barrier

With the girl I'd pulled from Cylone earlier this week: at the bar, I did not enquire about menu. Just one of those I was interested in regardless.

In bed, things heating up. Asked if she sucked. She claimed she didn't understand. I said, "You know, suck", pointing my finger at my mouth. This time she replied "No, not do". OK, figured the bbbj was OUT, but certainly a cbj should be possible. So I tried again, "You no suck?" "No". OK, that seemed very definitive; I wouldn't bother breaking out the flavored condoms. But still, I was a bit mystified. After all, Cyclone... she wasn't african... even if she was new, she certainly should know that that menu omission would certainly hurt employment opportunities.

Just then, she elaborated, "No have..." as she made a back and forth brushing motion with her finger with her mouth open. I had to laugh out loud... explained I was NOT talking about brushing teeth. This time, I demonstrated by taking her finger in my mouth... turned out, bbbj not a problem. And she learned a new word (or at least my pronuciation of it).

[11Bravo]

Given that the music has returned, Miss T and I headed up to Seaview Thursday night, arriving around 9:30. The tables of the center section were either occupied or reserved. We found an available one towards the rear. Even at that hour, 5 or 6 Chinese around, couple of nice ones (Lena one of those). Given my attached status, no one came over to say hi. Gave some discreet nods to a few.

Band in good form. Does anyone else, when the bass player switches to drums, on looking at the vocalist playing bass, immediately flash to Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love", regardless of what song the band is playing?

By the end of the 1st set, place crowded. By the end of the 2nd set (when we left), place very crowded. Mix of civilian couples, couples with the "bring your own" girl (like me), other couples forming as the night progressed. Between sets, nice mix out on the dance floor; Miss T even got me up there for awhile. One couple, I'm thinking civilian, he was definitely flaunting his wealth: she was an extremely stacked (perhaps too shapely to be natural), and in a SHORT mini dress (one of those "can she really sit down"), quite the sight. Security had to drag off some guys who got to close, even though she was obviously attached.

One Chinese girl, an acquaintance of Miss T's, joined us at our table. Miss T busted me later; I was caught staring a bit too much. But who could blame me. She had quite a nice figure, a very nice rack poured into a sun dress. Unfortunately, my explanation of "I was only admiring the tensile strength of the material" was not understood. One of those who didn't have to actively market; just sitting there was enough attraction to draw a parade of potential suitors. No idea of her price floor, but all failed, at least while we were there. But she did smile while exchanging some sms's later, so perhaps she had a sure thing already. But, IF I can remember the face (attractive), another on the to-do list; that dress was just too distracting. IF she'd been there last Tuesday, I would have pulled her in a minute; no need to venture to Cyclone.

Several other Chinese, a couple with what looked like legit racks, also present, one very fetching in a brown jacket and skirt pulling some nice moves on the dance floor.

Point: It does pay to have a good view of the dance floor between band sets. Girls dancing to enjoy, AND to effectively market.

BC: Please tell Cappy that the outfit she had on Thursday night was "head-turning" stunning!!! That lady, attractive in her own right, certainly knows how to pull together a stylish/class outfit. She was a pleasure to behold out on the dance floor. You are one lucky guy!!!

And, of course, the girl I was looking for, but missed, last Tuesday, Miss Dancing Kirgie, was there. And one striking -stani that also made my to-do list, a sure pull next time I'm free and can spot her.

Did NOT spot too many European CIS. Not saying they weren't there, but it was crowded, and my eyes were distracted in several directions, and unless they are spectacular, they don't register for me, except as clutter.

A good number of Africans, MOST aware of the Seaview decorum, "no grabbing". If they are your thing, there were some nice ones there.

So Seaview is back to form. GREAT rock&roll band. At least last night, plenty of attractive ladies, in most all persuasions available. Certainly many more males than females, but, as usual, a number just there for the music/drink. However, by 1am, a lot of the attractive ones were either attached or trying to confirm the deal with a specific target. Don't delay too long in making your choice.

For 5 beers, 5 cokes, 2 bottles of water, and dinner (a plate of decent spaghetti for me), plus 3 hours of entertainment: 219 dhs, $60, not including tip). Just makes me cringe to remember I paid 100 dhs to Cyclone for no music and ONE SMALL coke.

Seaview, highly recommended for a fun time, whether it's for just the music, a bring your own venue, or pick up one while there.

Note: On occasion, there are some younger ladies (under 25) at the Seaview (Tuesday night, a group of 4 or 5 walked in). However, the norm is late 20's, early 30's. For me, that's perfect. They know the score, are experienced, and, if vetted and a bit of luck, will really try and please you. If you're looking for the 19, 20, 21 year old, don't bother. But if you want to be seen with the "trophy wife", and not the daughter/pervert combo on the walk of shame, Seaview can rock.


Postscript:
Miss T, FLOPPING around in my flip-flops becoming too ludicrous a sight, and having spotted a sale on at Lamcy, stopped there at noon on the way to taking her home. 30 dhs for sandals her size, no big deal.

On descending the escalator, spotted the very nice back of a nicely dressed Chinese, dress and boots, walking in front of us. So nice, I altered course as pursuing on a straight line would not get me a face shot. Another Chinese, also very nice from the back, who'd been sitting on a bench, joined the first. I was trying to encourage the short Miss T to walk faster.

At the revolving door, Miss Boots turned back so I caught her face. Outside, she and her companion slowed, and turned (other one very nice too). Both Cyclone girls, I believe I knew (in the biblical sense) Miss Boots, or, perhaps a better name if it was her, would be Miss "Hot tea and Ice". Hadn't seen her around for awhile, but perhaps time to try and dig out an old number to see if it's still good. Anyway, as both they were active in my mental thoughts (certainly would NOT be sharing those with Miss T), we were no doubt the topic of their conversation, both being very interested in seeing who I was with.

Chinese Superstitions: on the way back to her place from Lamcy, Miss T received a phone call; her roommate saying that lunch was ready. Arriving at her place, she INSISTED she pay me for the shoes. Seems her roommate had told her that if she didn't pay for the shoes HERSELF, rather than accepting them as a gift from me, a SURE sign that we would soon part ways.

[11Bravo]

Monthly leasing... Turns out he paid her 7,000DH for a month (she asked for 10,000). Not a bad deal if you want to do it that way.

And, if you consider he's picking up the food bill (I'm assuming), and she has no rent for the month, that's at least another 1500 in her pocket.

Sounds about right, too. ESTIMATING:
500 dhs * 5 nights/week success * 4 weeks = 10,000 dhs/month. But out of that, she has to pay room, board, incidentals. Plus participate in the uncertainty of the bar scene: clients, pay, LE, etc.

A STEADY job with a chance at the contract continuing... sounds like a good deal for both if you want a temporary wife

[Piper1]

Popped into York last night with Miss Bodyguard and one of our friends, and played a bit of pool. "Plan A" is to go often until the novelty wears off and she gets bored with the place so I can go alone again. Still managed to chat with a few gals while Missy went out to some of the nearby shops. The place was throbbing last night. Again, mostly African and Chinese, and a few CIS. Saw an old fave - the Amazonian African. Watched her shake her bootie to the band a while then caught her attention and called her over - she was happy to see me and full of hugs. Sadly, had to tell her my wife was coming soon. She was with a gorgeous young tall African gal. I told her I'll call her soon to arrange something daytime at their place.

A Brit who was playing pool was approached by a super-cute young blonde a few times – she had a great teasing attitude and obviously wanted his custom. He told me she was asking 1000. I told him that meant 500, and that if I were free, I’d take her for 500 like a flash. He said he already had a girl set-up – a Chinese stunner from York (he showed me a photo on his cell phone). I asked where she was, and he said she’s home ironing and cleaning. Turns out he paid her 7,000DH for a month (she asked for 10,000). Not a bad deal if you want to do it that way. I prefer shorter-term honeymoons, like one-night.

Later the flirty blonde came back and he was playing her for all he could. I asked him why he’s showing so much interest when he has a girl already for this month. He grinned and said he has to think ahead to next month.

There were some real stunners in the African brigade - a couple of them sitting at the same table as my friend and I as we waited for a game. Miss B came back from the shops and joined us, looking suspiciously at the gals sitting with us. After a while I thought I’d test her, and playfully suggested we take one of them home with us. She just gave me the “you naughty boy” look. We’d had a session before going to York, so she thought I was spent and just kidding, but I could have done with some hot chocolate. Miss Bodyguard rarely has a drink, but I’ll have to get her merry one night and try again. Bad Piper.
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Epilogue - just got off the phone with Miss Bodyguard, who shall now revert back to Miss Wildcat, as I said I'm heading out tonight, and she replied that she's not coming as it's too boring for her. Plan A: love it. Too bad I have an early morning at work tomorrow.

[Sporadic]

CIS is a generic term for "former Soviet Union" (FSU) and perhaps that is a better term. As for there being no political ties, that is a touchy one, ask the folks in Dagestan and Chechnya about that

As an aside, I was chatting with a Romanian girl the other day, and I thought I would impress her with my crapulous Russian language skills...
not quite. She was young enough that they no longer had required Russian languange classes in school (I must be getting old, the Berlin wall fell yesterday, for me!) and she knew not a word of Russian!

In general terms, any lady from the FSU who is 25 or older, should understand Russian. YMMV.

[Toffee 68]

Will be visiting DXB next week and am staying in the Al Murooj Rotana Hotel. Searched the forums but cant find any mention of the place so don't know if its girl friendly or not. Anyone know? I've heard it has a decent bar called Double Deckers. Is there any WG's in there?

Thanks in advance

[Per 143]

CIS stands for Commonwealth of Independent States. An organization of 12 former Soviet Union States created in 1991 to smooth the transition from USSR to new countries. CIS includes - Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbajian, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan and Tadjikistan.

Kosmos

Thnx for the info Kosmos. Hopefully I will have a good trip based on the info here. I don't have any direct contacts but the places mentioned here shud be a good start.

[Sammon]

CIS is formed for the sole purpose of competing in the olympics just after the break up of Soviet Union. There was no political connection.

[Kosmos]

CIS stands for Commonwealth of Independent States. An organization of 12 former Soviet Union States created in 1991 to smooth the transition from USSR to new countries. CIS includes - Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbajian, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan and Tadjikistan.

Kosmos

[Double Shooter]

Good news - music back on.

Started the night as you do at Jockeys. Excellent atmosphere. My kind of music (piped in - 70s and 80s). The birds were a classs or two above that of my previous visit.

On to Seaview. Fucking A Rock n Roll from the live band. Definitely some tasty Chinese and Africans - no CIS. Almost went for a busty little Chinese - Lina.

Finished at Rattlesnake. Not bad but not as good as previous - may take a few days to warm back up.

So it's back to business as usual in Dubai. What a pity I have to leave.