Dubai Reports

[Blood Red]

Put off shoes and was opening the buttons of my shirt as suddenly the room phone rang: reception asked both of us to come down and do visitor registration. WTF? They had monitored us on video cameras when we moved from the club to the room. Methods of a totalitarian shithole banana republic.

I've always considered Persians a cultivated, sofisticated and above all, sensual people. Never ever would I have imagined to experience the worst encounter of my life with an absolutely stunning young Persian woman. What a pity! During the Dubai stopovers of the last almost ten years I simply had bad luck. RTFFing was highly informative, however in my case, misleading and disappointing. It didn't happen to me anywhere else in the world.

You are required to register the guest at most hotels, it is for your own safety if you think about it, nothing totalitarian or banana republic about that. Imagine if she had stolen from you (can happen with hookers), then you'd be happy that you registered her and they have her passport details. The 200 AED is bullshit though, what cunts.

If you had read the forum carefully, you'd see the reports which have mentioned that Persians / Iranians for the most part give poor service and are risky, which is why I usually avoid them, even though I find them gorgeous in every way.

Good report.

[Horatio Kane]

Returning home from a South Asian decrepit failed state shithole via Dubai I've spent some days stop-over once again and was up to some mischief.

Yes I know, no vibes and money up front sounds like huge blunder. I assumed full risk by going Vabanque due to her natural beauty and lack of alternatives. I've always considered Persians a cultivated, sofisticated and above all, sensual people. Never ever would I have imagined to experience the worst encounter of my life with an absolutely stunning young Persian woman. What a pity! During the Dubai stopovers of the last almost ten years I simply had bad luck. RTFFing was highly informative, however in my case, misleading and disappointing. It didn't happen to me anywhere else in the world.

Thank you for sharing mate. Appreciate it did not go to plan, but only by sharing our good and bad experiences does this site offer the goldmine of information that it does. There is nothing worse than the small head thinking for the big head. And the crushing disappointment that follows of a failed / sub-optimal punt.

Chalk it down to experience mate. Plenty more fish in the sea!

[SethiatSpace]

I've always considered Persians a cultivated, sofisticated and above all, sensual people. Never ever would I have imagined to experience the worst encounter of my life with an absolutely stunning young Persian woman. What a pity! During the Dubai stopovers of the last almost ten years I simply had bad luck. RTFFing was highly informative, however in my case, misleading and disappointing. It didn't happen to me anywhere else in the world.

LOL. Persians are just random people live everyone else. I've been to Iran. The most miserable people I have seen in my life were in Tehran and then I moved to Shiraz and Isfahan and met some absolutely mind blowingly friendly iranians, some I kept contact with.

Anyway you've just proved once more that Iranian working girls are by far the shittiest scummiest working girls.

[Adimondo]

Returning home from a South Asian decrepit failed state shithole via Dubai I've spent some days stop-over once again and was up to some mischief.

Friday, Ayoush, SZR, 23.30. Overcrowded, pleasant Levantine atmosphere. Had a light dinner over which I could assess the scenery. It caters mostly for the Arab bunch, especially Saudis. Women tendentially corpulent and under a thick layer of make-up. They were dressed and behaved like Middle Easterners and although some were of Arab origin, the majoriy seemed to originate from ex-Soviet Central Asian republics. There was an active exchange of data in the rest room area. In the restaurant there were no chats between men and women, just eye-contacts. They gave me the impression of rough, vulgar and superficial hookers. No one could catch my fancy. However, the Syro-Lebanese delicacies were decent, staff was highly courteous and professional. Left after midnight without attending at the announced Egyptian chanteuse and her band that night, unfortunately.

Shifted to the Sky Lounge at Conrad Hotel, SZR, 00.30. I've learned that the entry is from behind the building, not from the hotel lobby. Up to the 48th floor. No entry charge. Though Friday evening, it was quite empty. It's a hip-hop spot catering for a mainly black audience. Definitely not my place. Had a scotch-soda after which I left. Had a look at the Arab club / lounge / restaurant at the 49th floor Carte Blanche. The singer was mind-blowing hot. But such projects need a lot of time and patience, it's nothing for visitors. Entertaining night, however no catch.

Sunday. Booked a room at Grand Excelsior Deira anticipating a great night at Tehran Club on the 5th floor. Got there around midnight, paid 150 Dhs including one drink. Asked for a menu and the waiter stated that he would be the menu. I'the simply have to ask him whatever I desire and he would do his best to serve me. Any further drinks set me 50 Dhs each back. Nice show, beautiful Persian music, a mixed crowd composed of groups, couples, single men and hookers. You only need to communicate with your waiter and he'll arrange for you everything within the scope of possible. I've initially thought that when the assigned waiter would wave the available babe of my desire to my table she'the order expensive booze and the whole affair would end up in a ripp-off. That's not the case at Tehran Club as far as my experience goes. Quite a few of the women are indeed from Iran, however many are of Central Asian or Caucasian origin. Lots of make-up, wide basins, huge buttocks, thick legs, huge boobs, pumped up lips. Oh no, not my cup of tea. But suddenly there was that distinct lady sitting with other three babes at a table: natural beauty, 6 ft tall, big eyes with long eyebrow arches, no tattoos, no artificial enlargements, wearing a long red dress. Observed her for a while and then gave the waiter a sign to shift her to my table. Exchanged greetings, she sat down next to me and adopted a disinterested passive attitude watching and tipping uninterruptedly her mobile. Tried to conversate with her. Allegedly no English. She translated on her mobile from Persian into English and stated her name would be Bita and she'the be from Tehran (pics in the photo gallery). Invited her for a drink at which she stated that she wouldn't drink alcohol or smoke. She kept tipping on her mobile letting me assume that she was translating for me but she was communicating with a friend of her sitting at a table with another punter. The waiter came along and tried in vain to enhance the mood. Zero vibes. At that stage I should have let her pull away, but due to the fact that she was mind-blowing gorgeous and to the lack of other options I assumed all the risks and decided to play Vabanque. Bita showed me the display of her mobile: What you pay me?" I asked her to tip the rate. She opened at 2 k Dhs without stating time. It was around 2am and I countered 1k Dhs until 8am. She then tipped: 1 shot". Deal closed. Having a room booked on the premises we shifted down to the 2nd floor. Put off shoes and was opening the buttons of my shirt as suddenly the room phone rang: reception asked both of us to come down and do visitor registration. WTF? They had monitored us on video cameras when we moved from the club to the room. Methods of a totalitarian shithole banana republic. With this occasion I could see her passport was indeed Iranian. Now they asked me 200 Dhs visitor charges cash on the spot no putting on account, no credit card (a receipt of the visitor charges you can see on the hotel thread). Incredible blatant greediness of the Egyptian-Indian management of this brothel, oh sorry, hotel.

Back in the room she kept watching and tipping her mobile as she uttered the word money". Sure, at 8am, of course. No, now on the spot, she standing up and being ready for departure. All right, having had set everything on one card I handed her over 1k Dhs after which she diappeared in the bathroom. Ten minutes passed with no sound; I started worrying as I suddenly heard the water flowing. After about twenty minutes Bita came out totally naked with her bag in the hand and sat down in bed. The sight knocked me off: natural monumental magnificent beauty. Took a shower myself in no time and returned.

She was lying in bed wrapped up tightly in the blanket covering her up to the belly. She was pemanently typing on her mobile. Cuddled next to her kissig her arms and breasts. She fend off an attempt to kiss her on the mouth by turning her head away. Licked and sucked on these amazing breasts and nipples. Her hair smelled unwashed and her body odour felt like herbs, especially parsley. She didn't respond or move or say anything. She lay motionless, impsassive and unresponsive staring ahead and clinging a condom in her hand. At some point she uttered the word sex". I thought: all right, let's rock! Tried to remove the blaket from her to no avail, she kept it tightly. WTF? Mood was diminishing by the second. Pulled away my towel so she could see my throbbing boner. She rolled a condom on it and climbed me, her gorgeous boobs covering my face. Pumped her a few times after which my dick slipped out. Wanted to put it back in by hand. Oh, no! She moved away stating that I have to put on a new condom because I'the touched it with my hand. WTF? As I was on the edge to climax I pulled it off in order to change it and in that very moment I unloaded on the sheets with a completely ruined orgasm. At that she laughed defiantly and jumped into the bathroom for another 20 minutes. Came out fully dressed bidding her farewell. As I mentioned our deal up until 8 am she laughed defiantly again. At this stage I should have crushed her skull, however this would have put me into jail for long time. Kept my composure and let her go. Weirdly she asked for my mobile number. Was that appeasement tactics? Was she putting on a show? Was she scamming? Was she suffering from any mental disorders? Was she under drug influence? You see, too many question marks. The only certainty is that she became the holder of 1k Dhs. Total damage: 1.2 k Dhs split in 1k Dhs for a ruined orgasm and 200 Dhs for the hassle created by the reception with their visitor charges which they levied right away.

Yes I know, no vibes and money up front sounds like huge blunder. I assumed full risk by going Vabanque due to her natural beauty and lack of alternatives. I've always considered Persians a cultivated, sofisticated and above all, sensual people. Never ever would I have imagined to experience the worst encounter of my life with an absolutely stunning young Persian woman. What a pity! During the Dubai stopovers of the last almost ten years I simply had bad luck. RTFFing was highly informative, however in my case, misleading and disappointing. It didn't happen to me anywhere else in the world.

[BobHowardUs]

Premier was very empty Sunday night. Dead.

Thank you, if green it's a great place to stay as next to Premier.

I hotel section someone mentioned it's red. I stayed there one night and it was ok (but thought I got lucky) and did not try after that.

Thank you.

[Zeyto]

Frij Al Murar is area between Naif Road and the road which comes out of Shindgha tunnel. There are many coffee shops in that area. You need to go and hang around in those coffee shops. I am sure there is something going on there.

I'm heading to Dubai next month and will definitely check it out. Seems a bit sketchy though while using google maps. Lots of coffee shops literally right next to each other and seems to be a women inside or near it while following the road on google maps. If anyone would like to tag a long the week after Eid, let me know.

[Joe Karnavic]

Where exactly is this. Can you specify the location or land marks please?

Frij Al Murar is area between Naif Road and the road which comes out of Shindgha tunnel. There are many coffee shops in that area. You need to go and hang around in those coffee shops. I am sure there is something going on there.

[WolfofDubai]

Where exactly is this. Can you specify the location or land marks please?

In Freej Al Murar the area behind the Khalid / Futtaim mosque. It's Ethiopians everywhere but the Moroccan Birds are at the coffe shops in the streets around FAAZ Supermarket in the inner area, google it.

[Virgin40]

Fellow Mongers.

Thanks I / A.

Where exactly is this. Can you specify the location or land marks please?

[WolfofDubai]

Fellow Mongers.

I've been to Freej Al Murar and am quite interested in these pretty Moroccan girls who sit outside these "coffee shops" inviting johns for a shisha or coffee.

Just like the Ethiopian ones, but I've got my eyes on a curvy Moroccan now.

Not all are stunners, but there are some 7/8's there.

I don't speak arabic, so I'll more likely be milked and left high and dry. But anyone has experience with them? Can we get FS? What's the method? Please share some wisdom.

Thanks I / A.

[WolfofDubai]

Fellow Mongers.

I've been to Freej Al Murar and am quite interested in these pretty Moroccan girls who sit outside these "coffee shops" inviting johns for a shisha or coffee.

Just like the Ethiopian ones, but I've got my eyes on a curvy Moroccan now.

Not all are stunners, but there are some 7/8's there.

I don't speak arabic, so I'll more likely be milked and left high and dry. But anyone has experience with them? Can we get FS? What's the metho.

The? Please share some wisdom.

Thanks I / A.

[Thrillseeker33]

Excellent advice Gents, much appreciated, the favour will be returned.

Any clues on the legendary Linas place?

[WildLaw]

LE Royal is super green and classy at the same time.

Writing this as I chill in my bed for the final day before I leave again.

Jules is the hot spot and great rand of girls from mostly Viets and blacks.

You won't be disappointed with either the hotel or Jules. Just keep low profile and be courteous to staff.

They really look after you.

Not going untill May. On advice and posts in here, I've changed my hotel to LE Royal Club as its supposedly a green hotel, Jules and Ratsky are on my agenda and possibly an online to the room but unsure of this option yet and suspect it will be bait and switch, plus they charge by the hour instead of the evening such as the options in Jules and Ratsky are apparently.

[BobHowardUs]

Its green.

Thank you, if green it's a great place to stay as next to Premier.

I hotel section someone mentioned it's red. I stayed there one night and it was ok (but thought I got lucky) and did not try after that.

Thank you.

[Joe Karnavic]

Not going untill May. On advice and posts in here, I've changed my hotel to LE Royal Club as its supposedly a green hotel, Jules and Ratsky are on my agenda and possibly an online to the room but unsure of this option yet and suspect it will be bait and switch, plus they charge by the hour instead of the evening such as the options in Jules and Ratsky are apparently.

When I'm done I will post I assure you, in the meantime any further advice will be appreciated.

Staying in LE Meredian Royal club is good decision. It is green and you can take the girls by registering them at reception. Jules is part of LE Meredian village and you can find your ASIAN girls there especially Viets. Some of them are pretty, negotiate well. For the night you should not pay more than 1000-1200 AED for pretty Viet. Agree on all services you want. In Dubai Online options can be tricky unless she is MR girl well reviewed on ISG. Your other option is Ratsky in Karama which is full of Asian girls like Viets, Filipinos. Quality is not good but you never know, you may find a gem. You will get them under 1000 for the night if you negotiate well.

Now we will wait for your report when you come here in May. Once we see the report more tips can be given.