Dubai Reports

[Mondeoman]

I think the Intercon City is. I stay there fairly regularly and although I've never partied there, (always with work colleagues), I've walked through reception with a girl from work significantly younger than me and through to the lifts no problem. I'm thinking they can't be remembering everyone.

Since the lifts to the Strata club are near / next to those for the rooms anyone in reception doesn't know if you are just going to the club or to the rooms.

Even better is to get the taxi to drop you at the rear entrance which is only 20 paces to the lifts. There's only one porter around & you won't have to go through the main reception.

[Alex7J]

Perfect advice for newbies on SA. The way I see it, these SB's are "sold" a dream when they sign up to SA. And you need to be or create and illusion that you're the dream daddy. How you do it is up to you!

Dress nice, shower, shave, good deodorant, after shave, manicured nails, trimmed hair etc. This is all basic hygiene 101. In short, be the best version of yourself.

Expensive watch (if you can) or even a first copy (SB's are not horologists LOL). I gifted an Geordie airhead a first-copy ladies datejust (LOL) in exchange for a weekend of Dyson grade sucking and 300 quid cash.

I beg to differ. I'd say talk about sex, her likes, dislikes etc before meeting in a non-vulgar way on Whatsapp. This sets the expectation. And if she tells you what she likes in bed and is taking to you, has seen your pics. Chances are she will come "mentally prepared" for sex.

Or tell her you have a small present waiting for her upstairs. When chatting to her prior meeting I generally ask her dress size (hinting that I may buy her some presents) and buy lingerie for her. And ofcourse chocolate and scotch / champagne whatever floats her boat..

I am in love with you man, you are the big daddy of SA, it's all super easy and simple but when you want good pussy and SA is fine young hot pussy, money can take a back seat and it's actually not expensive as you have put it up in very simple words but difficult a bit as compared to dubai pick up scene, it's like next door supermarket and online shopping but the rewards are there: WG can never match up to that. The erotica to fuck a normal girl is so much that even she enjoys it as a sexual gratification and then you discreetly put some cash in her bag, not even one lady has asked me money upfront when she sees me buying bottles of wine or whiskey for her in bars and clubs and then tipping everyone around in her choice of place obviously she understands that she is going to be rewarded good.

The price is a bit high for dubai for single encounters but that's ok the sexual gratification is amazing and it will be 1 month I have joined SA and mate the pussy has been amazing absolutely fuckin amazing.

Cheers. And tx for guiding us to SA, some of my SA pussies have already asked me to help them find like minded daddies for them as I will not repeat pussy. Golfer tasted 1 already must be ok I think for him.

Ciiaoo.

[Alex7J]

Dear monger brothers.

Can I suggest we share information upon action spots during Ramadan.

Jules: closed.

Red square: closed.

Red Square: will never be closed: I am 100 % sure about it.

[EdAdams]

SA is expensive when you add up the membership costs, especially for part time mongers.

This has been brought up a few times now, so the idea of this post is to look at the economics of SA and some cost benefit analysis, comparison with regular WG's. I've you've read one of my previous posts with advice on SA. This will all start to sync-in right away.

Before we get into the details, the most fundamental questions you need to ask yourself are:

1. How often do I want to shag a new non-pro regular girl? Once a month / week / day?

2. How many times have I been let down by WG's with their tantrums, conveyor belt service, attitude, extra's etc?

3. How many times have I been truly satisfied with a WG?

4. How many time have I been short changed when the WG agreed to stay all night but left in an hour or two?

5. How often have I experienced a proper all nighter with a WG. Meaning, a few rounds of passionate and uninhibited sex, then falling asleep in each others arms and waking up again to find the WG waking you with a BBBJ and then a round or two or passionate morning sex?

6. How often did I have an emotional or any other connection with the WG?

7. Do I really enjoy shagging a star fish?

8. Do I really enjoy mechanical and meaningless sex?

9. Where can I find 18/19 year old non-pros?

10. How easy is it to find them?

Once you've answered all these questions and had a chance to reflect upon. You'll actually start to understand the cost benefit analysis here and be able to figure if SA is for you.

Now lets keep it objective and look at the true cost of having fun on SA (from my experience in various countries).

Cost to connect / chat:

1. Cost of Premium SA Membership: 75 $ per month approx. Discounts on quarterly, annually etc.

2. Cost of time you need to invest: This you know best. It does take time to hone your skills, create and curate message templates that work and guarantee a response. Optionally, you can also hire a virtual assistant is there if you want to drill SB's on an industrial scale. Thats about 400 $ a month for 160 hours of someone dedicatedly scouting sugar babies for you. Thats basically like AmazonFresh for finding Sugarbabies LOL. Fresh meat delivered to your door.

= Minimum $75.00 per month.

Meet up cost:

1. Nice hotel (important to make an impression) and a good room with a separate lounge or chilling / drinking (can be a bit awkward if you room starts and ends with a bed): This can vary but having contacts or regularly staying at hotels helps getting upgrades. Or look at deal on premium rooms online especially on Saturdays in DXB and Sundays elsewhere when hotels are quiet. Or use your rewards card or whatever. So lets call this about 200 $ per night as a ballpark.

2. UberLux / Black to pick her (not necessary but it makes an impression and you look more credible etc): 20-30 $ average.

3. Drink at the bar (only if you can't get her to come to your room directly): Depends on you but lets say 2 drinks each about 50 $. YMMV here.

4. Dinner (only if you must for a first meet and only if she's a 9 or a 10 in real life not with your beer glasses): Best to avoid.

5. Drinks upstairs: Best to buy you stock from duty free so you get a kosher deal there. If you buy at the hotel this can shoot up depending on you / the lady. But lets keep this optional and at 100 $ for a bottle of Champagne / wine.

= Approx $250 (just for your room and a couple drinks each) and more if you send a car to pick her up, dinner, drinks etc.

Allowance (per meet):

This can vary depending on your style / budget / preferences. Don't let the high allowance expectations let you down. Basically you tell the SB that you want to meet her 1-2 times a week, and that makes it 8-10 meets a month (theoretically). So whatever the expectation just divide that by number of meets. Thus if an SB is expecting a moderate 3 K USD allowance a month the 3000/8 or 10 = 300-400 / per meet! Simple. And you can always pay her more if she is good!

Duration is never discussed and is not a part of the equation here. Be a gent, treat her well and respect her boundaries she will stay as long as you want (if she is free ofcourse). But generally its overnights or even weekends. In my experience most of the times these girls don't even ask for $ - remember they are not WG and don't want to feel like one.

= Approx minimum: 300 $ per meet.

So there you have it.

Young, fresh and juicy pussy, as Alex puts it! For approx 500 $ and that too for all night or even a weekend. No extra charges, no tantrums on services, no more feeling short changed. No more star fish. It's a bloody bargain!

And if you can get away with setting off your hotel costs as work expenses, even better. That could reduce the damages to as low as $400.

$400/ weekend of 60 hours (if you manage to make her stay with you. Which is possible) is about $7 an hour OR.

$400/ night of 12 hours of pure passionate GFE is about 30 $ per hour.

IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER!

If this doesn't make sense, nothing ever will TBH. The choice of simmering in mediocrity of WG's or having real fun on SA is entirely yours.

[EdAdams]

Dress nice, shower, shave and get a good deodorant, expensive watch or the Iwatch, women notice these things.

Perfect advice for newbies on SA. The way I see it, these SB's are "sold" a dream when they sign up to SA. And you need to be or create and illusion that you're the dream daddy. How you do it is up to you!

Dress nice, shower, shave, good deodorant, after shave, manicured nails, trimmed hair etc. This is all basic hygiene 101. In short, be the best version of yourself.

Expensive watch (if you can) or even a first copy (SB's are not horologists LOL). I gifted an Geordie airhead a first-copy ladies datejust (LOL) in exchange for a weekend of Dyson grade sucking and 300 quid cash.

Don't go into the first date expecting sex.

I beg to differ. I'd say talk about sex, her likes, dislikes etc before meeting in a non-vulgar way on Whatsapp. This sets the expectation. And if she tells you what she likes in bed and is taking to you, has seen your pics. Chances are she will come "mentally prepared" for sex.

Suggest going back into your room with an excuse, either to show her pics of your recent trips, smoke weed or to give her a glass of the expensive scotch you picked up from duty free.

Or tell her you have a small present waiting for her upstairs. When chatting to her prior meeting I generally ask her dress size (hinting that I may buy her some presents) and buy lingerie for her. And ofcourse chocolate and scotch / champagne whatever floats her boat.

Or you can also try to get her to your room directly. Just say sorry but there's some colleagues at the bar downstairs why not lets chill somewhere private and exclusive. Ahem. My suite and give hert the room number. This has worked for me most of the time.

Always give the women something after the first date even if you have not had sex. Carry a stack of cash and peel of 2 to 3 bills, tell her to treat herself to a nice dinner or get nails done or whatever.

Again I beg to differ here because there are loads of social escorts on there who expect to be paid for Dinner or company over coffee or a drink. I suggest don't do this! It spoils it for others. If all SB's start to expect $ for 1st meet. There may never be a second meet. I mean, 100 $ per meet x 20 social meets a month that's easy money for the SB, why would she need to open her legs?

But yes, do carry a stack of cash, peel off for tips to the waiter and make sure to flash it. Tease her but don't pay her for nothing! This worked for me every frigging time. I usually carry 2 x 1000 Franks + 3-4 x 500 Euros + a few 50's. Which are just to flash not for use LOL. Few of them even pointed out why am carrying so much cash and one of them went like "wow you're carrying my 3 month pay in cash". Effin wimin notice everything! It's all an illusion that you create for banging some real hot non-pros.

[EdAdams]

In Dubai am just tired weeding out the WGs, they have gotten really clever of late. I was able to distinguish then initially from the profile but now it takes a fair bit of time before I figure it out. I have what I need but the thing with SB is that their lives keep on moving and changing so always looking to fill gaps or have a ready pipeline.

This was one of the reasons I decided to hire someone for all the chatting and setting up dates using SA and Whatsapp. For 300 quid a month a virtual assistant (VA) doing this full time it was a no-brainer. Part time would be cheaper. But ofcourse it depends on how often you wish to meet / drill a new chic.

Cost wise it works out cheaper in the long run with all the time needed to chat to these SB's, weeding our flakes and WGs etc. Plus ofcourse you can use the VA for other things too. Booking flights or other errands. I'd advise anyone addicted to SA to do this. Really.

The setup is quite simple:

1. Find a VA to do this on one of the online hiring portals (elance.com works or me).

2. Get him a cloud desktop so you don't have to give him your passwords etc. Plus you retain full control of the PC on which the VA works for you / uses SA. (PaperSpace. Is is really good and gives you a virtual desktop accessible through a browser and is cheap as chips).

3. Get another Sim for WhatsApp and give access for your Whatsapp (web. whatsapp.com) to your Virtual Assistant so he can chat on your behalf.

4. Give your VA the templates what work for you and see the magic happen.

5. Get back to work and spend time with friends and family. Let the VA do the legwork in arranging your squeeze for the evening.

In your case, all this may not be necessary as you're happy with the ones you have and prefer long term. But for anyone addicted to SA and / or for anyone wanting to buy back some me time from SA, it works best!

[Mawgan]

Lets make a shared sheet where we can share intel on "easy" SB's which will help other members who might be on a short visit to Dubai.

Bloody good idea! I've just started to explore the site and I'd be happy to report progress.

[Mawgan]

Dear monger brothers.

Can I suggest we share information upon action spots during Ramadan.

Jules: closed.

Red square: closed.

Good idea. I've a list somewhere from last year of general bars etc. I'll see if I still have it on email.

[Mawgan]

That's great. I might travel to Doha. Do we have any "green" hotels there? Which would you recommend in mid-range types?

I think the Intercon City is. I stay there fairly regularly and although I've never partied there, (always with work colleagues), I've walked through reception with a girl from work significantly younger than me and through to the lifts no problem. I'm thinking they can't be remembering everyone.

[Sam Suffit]

Dear monger brothers.

Can I suggest we share information upon action spots during Ramadan.

Jules: closed.

Red square: closed.

[Want More]

SA is expensive when you add up the membership costs, especially for part time mongers.

Wonder if SA is the only way to go.

Nope there tonnes of other straight up escorts web-sites. MR works well for Dubai. I am sure there are some others around also. Then you have the favourite way to get WGs in Dubai- to go to the various clubs which specialize in specific countries and regions. You also have street walkers.

SA is a very narrow part of this much wider scene and will not be appropriate for all situations. I would actively discourage folks on short visits to get into SA. It takes far too long and results are patchy. It is best done with investment of some time and keeping it active over a period. If it is for one meeting, then I think you will do best to go to clubs.

[AmRev2017]

Not at all man. If I can do this then anyone can. Really. Just give it a go and share your FR's.

Not sure about the temple man, but you can buy me a drink I'll be in Dubai from 14th until just before Ramadan.

That's great. I might travel to Doha. Do we have any "green" hotels there? Which would you recommend in mid-range types?

[Alex7J]

SA is expensive when you add up the membership costs, especially for part time mongers.

Wonder if SA is the only way to go.

SA is expensive but the quality of pussy is also better, it all goes down to the quality, time, chemistry part. If you only want to fuck SA is not the everyday mongers thing. The site means sex is offered but you need be discreet and talk nicely, I wrong talk and it can be all over in a second. I have been blocked on SA and on WA also so beware it's not your everyday pussy, these are normal girls who just need extra cash for their needs or for there quality lifestyle.

But Mate it is pleasure, just digged my first Cabin Crew and it is awesome the passion the aura the feeling the nervousness everything was just WOW. Tx to all who made me jump into it clubs don't interest me anymore unless it is quality like billionaire or Boa or White. This is getting to be awesome stuff now but can't post online the experience was mind blowing so much and so crazy I have no words but can't write here as these are normal women who have a normal lifestyle.

Cheers,

Peace.

[Phoque]

Having scored the last 4 days.

Was in a mood to see more of DXB, decided to do business bay and SZR today (Marina and Jumeirah is far and a completely different day is needed).

1) being is Wednesday, ladies night at Boa.

Excellent club, free entry for men, corona at a dhs 60, classy CIS chicks around who wanted dhs 1500.

Good music, good ambience.

Headed to SZR.

2) started with Fairmont.

Cavalli has a DHS 500 cover, being alone didn't have the heart to spend that amount, if in a group buying a bottle of whiskey / vodka brings down the cost.

CIN CIN in this hotel is a good place to smoke your cigar, good babes, dhs 2000 first quote, but I am not ready to settle down hence didn't try and bargain. Having said that CIN CIN had a very good ambience. Start your evening here looking rich, cigar, giving hope to the babes, who will be free around 9 ish to entertain you in their talks.

3) Movida, did not let me in, but looked like a rich place. It operates only on wednesdays and Saturday (just 2 days I think, hence are very choosy).

4) Crowne plaza, zinc club entry was dhs 100, which I willingly paid. But at 1 am there just just a total of about 25 people, out of which about 8 WGs in their 6's.

This was the end of SZR for me.

5) headed to jules, a reasonably good place to hang out, live bank was too bad, most chicks were 4, 5 and 6.

A few chicks were 8's though.

At 2:45 am I knew I won't score here.

6) hence headed to Moscow, just 5 min before the closing song, I reached and the babes were really good here. Could not score here either due to lack of time.

Moral: you don't always need to score.

[Phoque]

Lesson learnt from last night invest more at 49 ers.

Hence head to 49 ers, guzzled a few guiness, a cigar and found a WG at dhs 700 for FT.

Headed to hotel at 12:30 am.

However as per my last lesson, the FT lasted just 1 shot (remember that in UAE, FT =ST).

And free in an hour.

Headed to Illusions for round 2, saw a few barbie doll CIS and also a few very tall barbies and yes also fat ones.

(I guess I am scarred).

Made a few friends who showed me a african bar at howard johnson, and indian bar, god knows where.

But they sucked.

In my opinion.

No 1 place to go is 49 ers.

No 2 place to go is Illusions.

No 3 place to go is to your bed alone.

Cheers.