Dubai Reports

[Bizzie]

Hey Alex,

Did you have a special keyboard made for you minus the comma or period keys!

Shiiiit, if I wrote like that, my English teacher would have shoved that ruler up my ass. Yeah, she was real dyke, me thinks.

B.

P.S. A picture's worth a thousand words.

[Alex7J]

Ha haha. They used to have bullfrogs on ladies nights at rock bottoms.

In 2007 an Irish 20 something I was grinding with bit my nipple hard enough to draw blood after 3 bullfrogs.

The dutch crew member I was dancing with earlier was already jealous and disgusted over how irish was falling all over me.

She wasnt drinking because she had to fly. A short loud catfight ensued and I got a consolation blowjob while dropping her off.

Crewie has married a national now, but I could never get in her pants back then because she was carrying a torch for her boyfriend.
I didnt want to lose out on another blowjob so I didnt discuss the crappy logic.

Tulips on the balls are better than a cat in the bush.

You are one SOB MF I hate in the DXB forum: don't write all this past bullshit show us some new pussy man.

I hate you:

LOL.

Keep it coming hard:

Cheers

[Alex7J]

The start to DXB was awesome crazy night and now an amazing morning session with the Azeri babe we were both sunbathing and she gets high seeing my hard on pulls out and starts a very sexy BBBJ looking in my eyes and mixes with a HJ she is a very strong lady you can feel in her hands and strong mouth the way she was controlling me and my dick and both of our bodies were in sync she started playing with herself in between all this together was like a cocktail in DXB sun in our balcony cars down the fear of someone looking at us the thrill of two semi naked bodies intermingled in the morning sun was bombastic we had an amazing sex afterwards with both coming first she and then me in a minute or two after her I don't understand this thing when a lady finishes the pussy first expands a bit and then squeezes your dick so tight you are unable to move and then when you push again its so wet and juicy that you have an all together different senses which makes you cum have had this thing with my Ukrainian girl also and now this female. Babe wanted to go saloon and shopping with her friends with the new found BF extra cash without the knowledge of boss who was I to say no, I had a long torturous day. Its such a pain working in timezones you only have 1 hour between SG and UK and if you don't connect all day is lost perhaps those difficulties let people like me enjoy our work and life. Boss was upset as babe didn't pass on the money to her and did her own personal shopping not my problem; I was busy all day and watsapp messages exchanged between both the lovers all day like crazy. She was building up for the evening I was horny as hell what happened in between this was she was not allowed to meet me so I thought she would be at Broadway or York I would pick her from there usual stuff she had told me the other night. Spent some time at Spinney's near home sitting at the Indian restaurant and there is so much pussy there I am surprised, just that I am not tall, dark: brown: white, fit and handsome; I never was; money can't help pick normal chicks in malls or Spinneys's and I don't have the charisma of PH69 this bugger can pick a normal lady on road and make her blow him in the parking lot that is the only reason I don't meet him in the day because I will always be on the receiving end, in the club its the other way around LOL. I am the most ugliest, fat, bald but the biggest pimp around ladies love to be in my company they see $$ on my face and know I will be just a simple fuck no this no that, Ph and euphoric will do every trick in book with a lady either she will get hooked or runaway with fear.

Anyways had some meeting at 11 pm over coffee at raffles lobby with this new guy someone wanted to meet me desperately for work, I tell them please not at night the agent says alex please he is some big Indian business men bla bla I told the middle men don't fuck my mind if he is fake in 10 minutes I will leave the meeting and delete your no also you don't know how I work I was in and out of that meeting in less than 5 minutes fuck off how people pretend in dxb: was missing my kisses and BJ from my babe so headed to Broadway, I had gone there about a year back when I was new in dxb but not recently so this bouncer or whatever at the entrance asks me to pay fees and stamp my hand just yesterday I had a fight with the manager of Mirchi for no stamp on my hand I don't like multiple stamps on my hand so I told this man no stamp or I go out he said no problem no stamp so in I go. Place is good Arabic songs and all Russian ladies with about 3 or 4 or maybe 5 mamsans I've never seen mamasans in a club before only Sabina the manager in moscow she is the only manager I know LOL there are some black ladies at the far back.

The experience is always exciting no one knows you: you don't know anyone you are looking around and your dick is reacting differently to each and every lady I was still sober no drinks down I don't see my lady maybe I was confused she said Broadway or regal or I don't know. Forget it there was so much pussy around some very nice doable chicks anyway when you are at a new place I like almost all pussy in the house LOL: start drinking at the bar the bartender was a friend of ashraf and he remembered me from Moscow I had paid for his shots once he told me when ashraf introduced him to me the benefits of being drunk with friendly people around. Drinks start to pour there is this nice lady at my back and two not so doable chicks at my left and one fat mamsan in my front all the hotties are in the front of the club but I am at the backside; heard Arabic music after long it is so refreshing with Russian pussy all around drinks start to arrive it is so fucking cheap 30 drhm for a vodka shot must have had 20 of them and I was buzzer the ladies were watching this fat drunken bastard after so much alcohol is still sober and normal LOL and I could sense all eyes are on the prey IE me who will hunt me first but I like this cute looking girl looks Indian at the far end call her over for drink and she does not drink I ask again no she says politely ask the bartender to ask her he says Alex she does not drink, she gives in at last for a JD coke: double I say everyone is laughing instantly her mamasan comes running to take her goods back, me and the bartenders we all are smiling and burst into laughter shots I order for them also. Leave the bar and reach the center of the club you can see the entry door and all ladies in front from there comfortably but the beast is in a playful mood today, loads of ladies want my attention and the local Arab men are getting a bit angry seeing this new ass in there club. Stay about an hour in the club meet some ladies who come Moscow after 3 am they remember the bastard me LOL we smile and wink from far away. Time to leave say bye to both the barmen good people they are and head towards york to find my barlady.

York was happening the other night so from Deira I reach bur Dubai and boom this place is a bust it was always crap just that the other night I had my pick from here so I liked it same old black pussy, where is the Viet and Chinese brigade I don't see much Vietnamese and Chinese ladies. There used to be a very decent and nice collection of these ladies there now its all black some Paki and a lot of Russian stuff. Have my usual place at the bar some old African pussies are always hanging around the bar its been 5 year since I am coming in York and I very clearly remember 1 or 2 ladies since the past 5 years fuck that's expired in a club the max a lady should remain in a club is 3 months after that her transit visa of the club should be terminated I think. Time to leave York.

Moscow I reach and the place is normal for a Saturday or a usual night this is the ideal crowd which I like not to much not to less. See some pretty new faces are seen in the club all the ladies who are in DXB for about 3-6 months automatically convert into the role of a mamsan or boss or roommate or helper for extra cash and to keep there stable of men with new pussy. Some new Georgians are there in the club one very sexy blonde army cut hair lady in a sexy dress is dancing just next me but she is not interested in me, dejected I head for a round of the club and see these two very hot porn star Russian women I like one she reminds me of my Ukrainian porn star M: Brownian and euphoric have tasted her so they know what I am talking about. She is indeed hot taller than me silicon boobs silicon ass tight and she is hot so I ask her what you want drink tequila she says and I hold her hand and take her to the bar near ashraf on the way I bumped into russian M: euphoric knows her and she looks normal school girl in front of this porn star, she wants to drink with her friend also so she holds my hand and we head towards the back of the club to take her friend where my buddy rabbie meets me he pulls my hand and I drag both the ladies to his table party night are says tequila everyone wants so I order a bottle of tequila for all as are's brother from Lebanon is also here they are 4 guys 2 girls at the table and then me and 2 girls its party time in 20 minutes tequila is finished one more are says alex joins us he sees new ladies in his club absent shots he orders for all its crazy there absolutely crazy. Just 2:30 and I am sloshed and super drunk head out for a hot head shower to return sober to the table are and family want to leave with there ladies so I head back towards my place at the bar with my lady in the middle on thew way there is a bit of rush in the club and our hands disengage I thought she must be coming in a while so I order my drink with ashraf 5 minutes she is not here I just take a step back to see her and there she is chatting with a potential customer I head back to the bar and this new Turkmenistan babes joins me Heineken draft is ordered and we start to groove two more of her friends maybe a manager or boss is there its three of them together and the Russian porn star comes to me and says alex lets go I said fuck off you can fuck any man and I can fuck any lady the beast has awoken she is disrespectful I am double I tell her. Boo this babe also away pay my bill and off I go the cafe for my soup cafe is full for a change some 2 or 3 mamasans are sitting so now I know mamasans sit here in the cafe and the ladies work inside in the club. Have my soup and my babe calls up where are you, constant watsapp messages start maybe she didn't find work maybe she didn't want to work who knows the truth.

In 10 minutes the babe joins me there a bit drunk and wants shisha I tell her I take her to new place she says no like a man I want go meet Muhammad our waiter at ayuoush. We head there order our spicy tom yung kung amazing soup normal shisha for her; babe is super tired and sleepy so we head home and she just crashes on bed when I am off for a shower. Let her sleep even I doze off I don't remember when in the morning its daylight outside only a bit can be seen form under the curtains our hands touch each other she is hot we men have a morning wood what is called for ladies someone please enlighten its like a spark lips meet and she is all over me I want to nail her down but she is not letting the grip she has me nailed down and her lips are sealed with mine she is gyrating her pussy on my hard dick and teasing me like crazy, I had given her 2 love bites the other night and she wanted to reciprocate and bite me so it was a love fight DFK neck kissing ear lobes pussy on dick she was not entering I nailed her down after a long 10-15 minutes opened her legs and went for DATY she let out one of the loudest moans I have ever heard and held my head on her pussy lips, I had never kissed a girl in my life till I was 21 or 22 and now I am an expert at DATY (Wallah) . She was moaning and saying Alex inside me please inside me I want you fuck you I want you fuck me she was moaning (I am writing this and I am hard super hard and she is not around how I am holding myself) I enter her miss and we start DFK again she wants a piece of my neck and I want her lips so this love struggle fight sex starviness I don't have the word but it was driving me crazy I was having this amazing itch sensational itch on my dick I can't explain or put in words but this women is driving me wild, she is not pretty not slim not sexy at all but something about her was attracting me towards her and now the sex was so raunchy I can't tell you. We both come in doggy she was squeezing her pussy muscles so nastily that we both came almost together panting I drank a bottle of water instantly and she went for shower.

Writing all this is giving me shivers crazy female she is and driving me also wild.

I have no clue how to move forward with her.

Cheers.

Alex

[IndusMint]

Saturday afternoon I was having a drink at a jumeirah beach hotel made eye contact with a 20 why old romanian girl, offered a drink and moved to her table, ordered a bottle of rose wine, she drank 80% of the bottle.

I then suggested she joins me in my room she accepted with financial help, we spent 2 h with 2 pops and 3 orgasms and returned to the bar as she was expecting her mother.

Half an hour later the mother shows up very sensual early 40 with a mid 30 friend of hers.

More wine for everybody and lots of discreet touching with the mother.

However mother and daughter decided to go shoping and was left with the mid thirty girlfriend. Offered to join me in my room, which she gladly accepted a great session through all doors, after shower and rest returned to bar waiting for the others.

Wanted a ssession with the mother but apparently not Saturday night.

Suggested another meeting with the three of them on Sunday night, hope I will have a chance with the sexy mom.

They refused to give me contacts in bucharest apparently protecting their family lives.

[Poonhound69]

I truly admire your sense of raunchiness, let me come back we both can go for night out ph69 would love to accompany us if his misus is not in town and so would euphoric he is another fucker.

This blue drink is called Bull Frog or Blue Firog as Pakis call it: its a fucking crazy cock sucking tail, any lady has two of these and its non stop DFK in the club only trust me man they.


Alex.

Ha haha. They used to have bullfrogs on ladies nights at rock bottoms.

In 2007 an Irish 20 something I was grinding with bit my nipple hard enough to draw blood after 3 bullfrogs.

The dutch crew member I was dancing with earlier was already jealous and disgusted over how irish was falling all over me.

She wasnt drinking because she had to fly. A short loud catfight ensued and I got a consolation blowjob while dropping her off.

Crewie has married a national now, but I could never get in her pants back then because she was carrying a torch for her boyfriend.
I didnt want to lose out on another blowjob so I didnt discuss the crappy logic.

Tulips on the balls are better than a cat in the bush.

[Poonhound69]

Sorry bud. Lost my phone nailing a newbie so have been out of touch.

Normally only access ISG on the phone so have been away.

Will buzz you when I get my phone. In case I don't, pm me your number.

Missed you Brownian: Love Tactis: Want more and PH69 were are you man: Lets party all of us fuckers.

I love DXB.

Cheers,

Alex

[Snow1998]

Whether its a fancy meal, a trip to the cinema, a weekend in a nice hotel, dealing with emotional baggage or just straight up handing over cash for sex. You always end up paying in some way to get laid.

And there is always the exception. A cute petite pinay cashier in a major chain asks me to meet her and its understood between us this is purely for sex nothing else. The only cost to me is the gas in picking her up and dropping back. This is truly an exception and never have I asked for it but in the 3 years since we met it happens either twice a month or once month and she initiates.

[BionicMan]

Alex7 j.

Your reports are awesome and breathtaking for two reasons.

One is because they are real, coming from your heart and experience.

The second is because there is a sort of lack of punctuation all over the text and we can't hold our breath while reading them!

Keep them up!

[Alex7J]

Landed in DXB Friday early afternoon for some emergency meeting, this guy made me flew out of SG in ASAP mode and instantly have two messages on my phone from past ladies, there has to be something wrong with du it is impossible for anyone to know I am in DXB, even my office staff in DXB are never informed I am coming LOL. Finish this emergency meeting by 5 and one of the ladies who msgd before is in DXB with her 4 year old daughter is a bit upset with life and DXB and work in Moscow so being the gentleman which I am in office and real life (in club or after drinking its the beast Alex which takes over) take them out to DCC kids play area the mother is happy and surprised to see me in office attire the daughter does not want to talk to a stranger. The pleasure of seeing both of them enjoying like kids in magic planet was almost equal to a family outing; I am a good man when sober a demon when drunk. 3 hours with them then Japanese dinner for all of us in the food court I have never seen so much people together in a single place except a club, in a club it is amazing to see so much pussy together here I was getting nervous can't handle so many people together said my good byes with some Zara shopping for mom and kid both are delighted like crazy, this babe is all over me in the mall every chance she gets when her daughter was playing game or rides she was playing her love game with me have had her a couple of times and she is pure wife material but the beast is difficult to be tamed. We talk and I try explaining her, she knew everything about the Ukrainian GF even how many nights we stayed together, what all we drank, the hospital incident me doing all the bull shit for her she kept taunting me and kissing me in between I was just on mute mode smiling with my eyes lower pretending to be the most innocent dick on this planet maybe she was liking it or getting high 3 or 4 times she said to me Alex please I want you one more time I was speechless.

Back at home I wanted to have my sex nap, was extremely tired of 7 HR flight and then 9 HR work and play came back took of clothes and crashed in bed but Jr Alex was not in a mood to sleep in 1 hour I was back dressed and in Panorama returned here maybe after 3 or 4 months, its always a delight to see stuff in Vietnam I mean panorama it is mostly Viet contingent then the pushy Africans and old Russian farts. How these African ladies drool over old Caucasian men is remarkable even the most sexually disabled would have a hard on in panorama how these ladies rub themselves and there pussy on there dicks but for an early night this place has pussy available spent a good 30-45 minutes here saw some 2 or 3 very desirable and doable viets ravishing I should say and one super sexy Halle Berry African but all were so busy with old white men I was so disappointed and let down I felt like a loser: Alex's charm was not working here none of them was even looking at me they were busy to woo those men I just felt a bit young in panorama this was the only thing I could say to myself and hopped out it was still time to 12 so I thought lets try York.

YORK and this is place is buzzing for a Friday night or maybe I am here after 3-4 months every-time I come to the golden triangle I try visiting at least 2 clubs the moment you enter it is dark you get a shock the ladies can see there prey you cannot see anything its so dark and then they have Africans near the entrance at least put the Russians here if you have such a dark club; the place near the bar is a bit lip up and you can see pussy I mean lady nicely or near the billiards table. Take a small round near the bar as there is no place I can order my drinks have to come back at the center of the bar where we have this new Russian mamasan with her goods nice stuff I should say almost all of them are doable and its a new place and a new atmosphere for me so I like this change and get attracted to new stuff quickly: The place where I am standing at the bar there is Russian pussy everywhere left right front and I am in the back of all these nice cute asses at the bar enjoying my drink bang opposite me this chick in boy cut black and golden hair combination with an orange neon bra shining from her almost see through top, drunk horny and high Alex gives in raise my glass and she smiles puts her hand on her heart and says no thanks; Jr Alex is high raise my glass again after a minute she laughs walks up to me and she orders red bull I say bye bye I don't like girls who don't drink she quietly walks off I hold her hand this is one strong lady she stops and we start to talk just generally, she is 20,5'8 an ex bartender with no heels for a Russian lady in club not pretty just simple absolute no make up thick ass looks like a part timer, widely traveled in all of Europe; Latin America; tommorowland when she says this I say fuck off don't lie she takes out her passport and shows me the stamps she is Azeri and indeed 20 , I hold her hand in a very soft subtle loving way and she looks with those wide beautiful eyes I am taken for the night no words spoken nothing talked about with a new lady almost new club who works for a mamasan I just tell her lets have a drink: Double Jack Daniels with ice she orders we drink bottoms up repeat I shout at the bar everyone around just looks at us she hugs me out of shyness: ALEX the beast has woken LOL. Repeat and repeat I tell the bartender don't move your ass in my language he understands the security now comes near to me asks boss any problem she is so surprised regarding what's happening around us she is with me at the bar I am liking the music here in York its like Hyatt Indian, Arabic, house, English 80-90's all mix we sing a song together she wants to play billiards at the back. One game and its just 12:45 all this happened so quickly I am laughing at myself she is confused says are we going out tonight I reply if you like lady with a bended knee she is flattered she says they don't let her go in Moscow she went twice apparently the mamasan had a problem there. I asked you want to go or all 7-8 want to go she laughs and laughs and said no no only she tells me she will pay for entrance ticket at Moscow she has money shows my her purse also now its my turn to laugh and laugh. I tell her first we go Indian music after we go Moscow she is like what ever you say my love we kiss and suddenly the lips meet she is shy I press for another kiss and she gives in or the alcohol makes her give in we have a DFK near the billiards table she is high now I can sense I touch her bare skin ooh and her ass she guides my thigh inside her legs rubbing her pussy. Lets go Alex she says I want go from here off we go Mirchi.

Mirchi for a Friday night is empty I am surprised how things change in DXB just last time when I was there this place is buzzing overflowing with people and today it is empty on jumma fuck.

The lady is very happy to receive the attention of Alex GF for tonight everyone is wishing her she feels like a princess is a bit shy and kisses me and hugs me like a BF drinks and shisha and she orders shots she says Alex I was a bartender before for 2 year I know what I want drink and I can drink all night who am I to say no: I think she is only 20 I was a dumb ass at her age and this female is strong brave alien country with a new man she has never met yet so strong and bold hats off. Couple of Paki ladies some I have fucked some who have been at my table all come and meet me and this female now gets angry and jealous so more drinks and I politely boo off the other ladies I don't want to ruin the pussy for tonight these Paki ladies know how to spoil the fun. The place is not buzzing so in and out in 30 minutes its time for Moscow I tell her she is delighted like a kid in magic planet.

Moscow is buzzing she enters and there are so many people she is like WTF I thought it will be a crazy place I said baby you wanted to see what I can say we go meet ashraf at the bar drinks ordered she orders jagermeister; absent; B-52: ashraf and she start to drink; ashraf gives in half way LOL poor chap he literally runs away and this babe is non stop taking shots on orders multiple tequilas and ashraf says Alex I am going home place is buzzing fun times we have at the bar go at the back to meet my friends the babe does not like Moscow she said it was just a hype this place is bull shit I said baby you wanted to see it how I can say no. Pay bill and off we go meet Alex at the exit he said fuck you man you don't go anywhere I introduce the lady to her he said she cannot leave my club without drinks lady is flattered she said Alex we will come tomorrow and stay here only I wink Alex and say him bye.

Aayoush: babe is hungry so I order signature Thai soup tom yung kung its just 2:40 and even Muhammad is surprised Alex so early: The weather in Dubai is just simply awesome it was getting cold and foggy, I felt I was in swiss alps it was so amazing. Enjoyed the soup and shisha and babe is horny I can sense we head home: wallah she opens the window its foggy and DFK in taxi mixed with alcohol Dubai is rocking pussy is amazing. Reach home and she strips me naked pushes me in shower and we start to shower together hot water on my head hot mouth on my dick its intensifying I just can't control it. Hadn't had a lay in week so much alcohol and the buildup I come and she nicely takes it looking in my eyes: Wallah:

Back in bed this babe is not going down she is up for it again BBBJ, DATY, 69 and I start to pound her miss, CG, rcg, doggy, back in miss she comes like an animal was so loud I thought today they will throw me out of winchester. We sleep like babies after that when I wake up she is a monster in bed sleeping like a tiger and I am the baby LOL. Quietly leave the room and in the living room sitting in balcony enjoying the Dubai sun it feels so nice after ages. Finish my work for a couple of hours push in some yogurts to calm down from last night debauchery and the babe wakes up takes shower and in my arms.

Missed you Brownian: Love Tactis: Want more and PH69 were are you man: Lets party all of us fuckers.

I love DXB.

Cheers,

Alex

[FunRope]

Each to his own. I consider getting laid as having sex without having to pay for it. Same way as I don't count fucking a prostitute as one of the numbers of girls I've had sex with.

Whether its a fancy meal, a trip to the cinema, a weekend in a nice hotel, dealing with emotional baggage or just straight up handing over cash for sex. You always end up paying in some way to get laid.

[Snow1998]

Snow. Depends on your definition of getting laid. I always considered pretty much any sex = getting laid. If you have a different definition, great.

Peace.

Each to his own. I consider getting laid as having sex without having to pay for it. Same way as I don't count fucking a prostitute as one of the numbers of girls I've had sex with.

Agree on FKK, should be experienced at least once if possible.

If anyone visits the baden baden region of Germany the thermal springs spa is a must visit. Beware its a nude spa.

[Joe Karnavic]

I guess my question was more appropriate for the FKK forum. Is all that included in a single payment? P.S. What isn't easy? The physical demands of 4 times a day are the norm these days with Viagra and stuff to help.

No, you pay one time as a entry fee of about 70 to 80 euro. Then you can stay there as long as you want. Every time you take a girl for say 30 minutes you pay to girl after the session near the locker room since your wallet is in locker. The rates vary from 60 euro to 100 euro depending on menu. Then you move around to get your free food and soft drink. When you take the next girl you pay again.

I have met very fit men staying there for more than 20 hours and have more than 4 sessions.Most of them are military or navy men on R&R break.

[PeeMan]

I imagine it would look something like this: 1:30 pm-2:00 pm session, then rest, maybe watch some tv and take your first dose of testosterone. 4:30 pm-5:00 pm session, then rest, eat a protein bar and drink a red bull. 6:30 pm-7:00 pm session, then rest, grab some dinner. Then for the grand finale, 11:30 pm-12:00 pm session, then head back to hotel for sleep. Certainly wouldn't be easy and I wouldn't do it. But I am sure it could be done.

I guess my question was more appropriate for the FKK forum. Is all that included in a single payment? P.S. What isn't easy? The physical demands of 4 times a day are the norm these days with Viagra and stuff to help.

[RushRider]

How the hell is going to a brothel and paying for sex is considered getting laid?

Snow. Depends on your definition of getting laid. I always considered pretty much any sex = getting laid. If you have a different definition, great.

Troy. Did it a couple times, now I keep it to three sessions over 8-10 hours. Throw in a massage, a few cigars and life is awesome.

PeeMan. If you haven't tried an FKK, you should. An amazing experience. Completely legal and excellent quality talent.

I think my next trip will be to Dubai, as it has been over a year. I just continue to hear about the declining quality which bums me out.

Peace.

[Snow1998]

I think it becomes a question of what you want. If you want to get laid 4 times in a day, guaranteed anal and BBBJ, FKK is your place.

Rush.

How the hell is going to a brothel and paying for sex is considered getting laid?